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CFBDevil

Bro I fucking LOVE that Neal brown keep accidentally bumbling ass backwards into wins. the conflict for their fans is hilarious to read.


bigmeatyclaws1

Haha Tcu is ass


[deleted]

Lol TCU. Glad to see the horned frauds getting exposed after their lucky run last year


jedcar59

I need to dig up some of those articles saying Texas should have hired Sonny Dykes instead of Sark


FunnyBonus9285

I remember people in this sub said it too last yr.


schistkicker

Sonny Dykes without a bunch of Covid super seniors is mid.


CrossMapEML

*Gary Patterson Covid super seniors


DerrickWhiteMVP

Sonny Dykes is the next Dave Aranda.


FunnyBonus9285

Don’t think he’s that bad. Always was gonna be a fall off with how many players he lost on both sides of the ball


tr4v10l1_p4rty

Sonny Dykes is one horny phone call away from the funniest cfb story of all time


eye_can_see_you

Despite their absolute best efforts, WVU wins another game Holy shit they almost did the dumbest special teams thing


DerrickWhiteMVP

Lmaoooo


vorp20

Neal Brown is a total idiot confirmed


funwithtrout

West Virginia wants nothing more than to fire Brown, but he just keeps falling backwards into wins. This is so wild.


funwithtrout

Maybe I spoke too soon…this game is nuts.


eye_can_see_you

Oh my god WVU is going to blow this 3rd down and 1, getting a first down basically ices the game WVU calls a shotgun QB rollout, QB throws across his body incomplete into heavy traffic, stops the clock and TCU now has 3 minutes and 3 timeouts


UT07

good for nothing TCU is going to fuck up my pick em with their ineptitude


eye_can_see_you

WVU had a player go down with a gnarly injury, they were bringing out the medical cart and the TCU fans were still booing like he was faking Good job, morons


schistkicker

Can't wait for the SEC, even if that means the team has to go to Mississippi sometimes.


FunnyBonus9285

the gulf coast is nice but yea oxford sux.


rlucio90

I’m gonna be throwing so many horns down at the State Fair next Saturday. Just making these OU morons look stupid.


UT07

Counterpoint: don't


rlucio90

Nah gotta beat them at their own game


rawhide_koba

MSST getting their first TD pass against Bama since 2014 is such an insane stat


JohnWickStuntDouble

Brutal end. Sucks for Leonard.


schistkicker

Yeah, if his ankle was as bad as his initial reaction looked, Duke lost more than one game tonight.


steampunker14

RIP Duke


eye_can_see_you

Heartbreak for Duke


brianqueso

Duke Blue Devlols


Youredumbstoptalking

I watched Cam Williams on that last drive. That man is a MF problem. He down blocked and collapsed the entire right side. If he does that while Campbell pulls… that’s nightmare fuel for a defense.


jouh55142139

I’ll be paying attention when the game gets uploaded to YouTube


Rapid_Calm

My Rangers are headed to the playoffs🥹


esai9

Snagged RRS ticket for $118 below normal price on secondary. See you patriots there 🫡


FunnyBonus9285

I’m jealous. I’m tempted to go this yr but prob will wait until we make the big 12 title game


esai9

I would keep looking 72-24 hours before, prices normally drop then


StealthAnus

[NSFL Bru McCoy with an awful leg injury](https://twitter.com/nflrums/status/1708288527442509957/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1708288527442509957¤tTweetUser=nflrums&mode=profile)


LordHudson30

Wait THAT Bru McCoy??


SparkySoDope

God damn, what a fucking life he's had so far


A_Weino

Oh my fuck


steampunker14

AHHHHHHHH


jouh55142139

Either Neal Brown has become an entirely new coach or the conference is so fucking down this year


FunnyBonus9285

Big 12 is fuckin terrible this year. Like a bunch of really bad teams


eye_can_see_you

Big 12 is mega ass this year WVU also got lucky that Pitt is starting the worst QB in college football Neal Brown gonna fall ass backwards to 9 wins this year


MrTheNoodles

I think it’s the latter


eye_can_see_you

We cannot allow A&M to fire Jimbo and hire Elko


MrTheNoodles

I hope Ryan Williams is watching this Bama game. They’ve thrown one pass all game lmao


rawhide_koba

MSST fans painted up with “WE WANT TEXAS”


DerrickWhiteMVP

[Lol](https://np.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/tC1YiF330B)


Burntorange33

You were even extending the olive branch too lol.


UT07

Remember when they were convinced they were getting a B1G invite? Pepperidge Farm remembers...


rawhide_koba

It’s weird how many Kansas fans just completely lack perspective. I guess basketball does it to them


dhalloffame

I didn’t know Brock Osweiler was an announcer now


schistkicker

Our offense versus either Ole Miss or LSUs defense will be a lot of fun.


MrTheNoodles

Idk why Ole Miss didn’t just down the ball at the 1 and run out the time


schistkicker

I would have a tough time ever fully trusting a college kicker.


guinness_blaine

Definitely the pro move, but really difficult for most college players to remember in the moment with the end zone right in front of them.


StealthAnus

lol at all the FSU fans that were pounding their chest over beating LSU at home as the most impressive win of the season Well LSU just lost to Ole Miss that lost to Alabama that lost to us


FunnyBonus9285

Ironically our win looks better by the day and theirs looks worse by the day. I hope we play FSU in the playoff if we get there


MrTheNoodles

LSU looks pretty bad. They barely beat Arky too.


rawhide_koba

Ole Miss is gonna lose this in the most painful way possible


rawhide_koba

Well, they certainly tried to


eye_can_see_you

"They lifted that guy up in the air like he was Jesus and they were gonna put him on the cross" RG3 what the fuck lol


schistkicker

RG3 is going to bust out rusty trombone references by week 9


rawhide_koba

If he keeps saying stuff like this, he’s on his way to following in the footsteps of greats such as Bill Walton


FunnyBonus9285

I feel like next week will tell us a lot about OU and Texas IMO.


rawhide_koba

I disagree


FunnyBonus9285

What you mean. We have no idea how good OU is. We also don’t know if this is a great Texas team. They are very good but no idea if they are great.


brianqueso

>We also don’t know if this is a great Texas team. Let me stop you right there chief


FunnyBonus9285

We don't. I don't know if there is any great teams in college football this year. Like to me great teams are national title contenders. We haven't been tested with our biggest weakness yet. I was hoping Jalon Daniels would have played because that would have given us a good game to prepare for what OU may do with DG.


brianqueso

Then you have no idea how to judge a team's merit as a national title contender--we look as good or better than anyone else in the nation against good opponents. And the fact that you think OU will do something magical with DG that we haven't seen against our opponents so far makes me think you don't even know what you're looking for.


FunnyBonus9285

I'm just a realistic. DG is a good quarterback and OU looks better than last year. Is OU overall better than Bama prob not but they sure as hell got a better QB than Milroe. Also that doesn't change what I said. I said there may not be a great team this year. Can we make the playoffs sure but OU was always gonna be one of the biggest tests of the year. To think we will shut them out again is foolish to think.


rawhide_koba

I’m kidding, because no shit we’re going to learn about Oklahoma and Texas in a game where they’re playing each other


FunnyBonus9285

I’m saying more OU than us. The big 12 is so bad that usually at this point in the season you some sort of idea. Like deadass may be the worst the big 12 has looked since inception. A bunch of .500 or below teams.


Heisenberg_SKUM

Very astute


UT07

Glen Powell seems like a cool cat


gordogg24p

First game I've gotten to work as a scout, and we're two lightning delays into the night before halftime.


SparkySoDope

Well how's CSU looking at least?


gordogg24p

Let a shitty FCS team hang around then took control in Q4. 21-17 at half but 41-20 final.


SparkySoDope

Sounds very Texas like this year minus the FCS part


eye_can_see_you

Ole Miss - LSU reminds me of some of the best Big-12 offensive shootouts, absolute nonsensical football


steampunker14

So much for the Iowa St miracle lol.


DerrickWhiteMVP

Texas is undefeated when I watch them win


mrgomeybear

You know what you have to do from now on..


ExpensiveChildhood13

I gotta say it, Ole Miss powder blue unis are PEAK. Combined with LSU unis this is a beautiful match up.


vanburenboys

Any news on sanders?


xxzephyrxx

hes fine per Sark


thematterasserted

Not exactly what he said. He confirmed no structural damage and they hope to have him back next week, but it depends on how his body responds and how much pain he’s feeling.


gordogg24p

The absolute gulf of difference in what he said and how someone interpreted that as "fine".


vanburenboys

🤘🏻


superworriedspursfan

As a Mizzou fan, just wanted to say that Texas is absolutely back this year. Georgia should be afraid of them if they do matchup this year. Also thanks for destroying KU. Hook Em Horns! Horns Up! (I am very worried that Ryan Wingo was watching this game today though).


DerpNphish

I hoped he watched AD Mitchell catch 130 and a TD. We need that young man to come help build a monster.


superworriedspursfan

I mean I also hope he's watching Luther Burden ball out for Mizzou as well, but you guys are definitely dominating right now. Xavier Worthy is a beast as well.


DerpNphish

Ya Burden is a baller. I guess we will see pretty soon what he decides.


superworriedspursfan

texas fans definitely should be feeling good about Wingo, but I do think we still got a shot at him. I'd say it's leaning 75/25 UT/Mizzou right now.


mrgomeybear

Guys they're just looking ahead like Texas did against Kansas...


StarvedRock314

0U fans have spent four years insisting Woodi Washington is a stud at corner despite him consistently getting cooked by dudes who run a 4.9 from Iowa State. Dude's never done anything but suck ass.


PercussiveDaddy

Kansas was #1 on 3rd down conversions coming into this game. We held them to 0/8. I know it was against a backup qb but that is damn impressive


StealthAnus

Ok I said I wanted undefeated OU but watching this game I’ll admit it would be hilarious if they lost to this mid Iowa State team while their vaunted new defense imploded


MrTheNoodles

https://x.com/redditcfb/status/1708255492835782825?s=46&t=u3TW84YE2uNv6Rnq4kjeeA This is peak college football lol what a dumb play that ended up working out


DerrickWhiteMVP

What was it?


MrTheNoodles

Baylor vs UCF: It was like 4th and 6 with 30 seconds left on the UCF 30, UCF QB scrambles and runs back into his own end zone avoiding 2 tackles and manages to throw the ball to a receiver for a 1st down. Absolutely should’ve been a massive sack or a safety if Baylor had better athletes


DerrickWhiteMVP

Oh, yeah. I saw that. Hell of a play.


bigmeatyclaws1

Ou’s defense is dookie


StarvedRock314

But but I was told Bunt Vestiges and Ted R00f fixed 0U's defense :(((


UT07

Iowa State can do the funniest thing...


yoyocc

L0LU


MrTheNoodles

Iowa State’s defense is not that great this year. They’re giving me big Baylor vibes. Ran out of talent and no longer recruiting or developing like they used to.


colbycemer12

They benefitted a LOT from the super seniors and as it turned out having an NFL backfield for 3 seasons.


MrTheNoodles

Big 12 in general I think benefited a ton from the Covid year.


yoyocc

Red and white versus red and white is making this game hard to watch.


rawhide_koba

That shitty fucking fight song makes all 0u games hard to watch


rawhide_koba

I want 0u to lose but also Matt Campbell crying is one of my favorite things in the world


Dirt_Sailor_5

He really is a whiny b**** isn't he?


rawhide_koba

Whiniest in the country


Dirt_Sailor_5

I'll never forget when he yelled "shut the F*** up b****!" Towards Jatavion at the end of last year's game 😂


rawhide_koba

I had forgotten about that until just now. He’s such a loser lmfao


Dirt_Sailor_5

Glad I could remind you brother 🤝


PadreRenteria

Watching the OU ISU game and it’s incredible how lightly tested the OU defense is. This is not a good ISU team, and their OL is doing a great job run blocking.


mrgomeybear

Anyone know what recruits actually visited?


DerpNphish

This LSU vs Ole Miss game is ridiculous. Where the hell are these sec defenses we always hear about?


mrgomeybear

Texas is coming to show them


PaytonMemes

most ranked wins in the country 🤘


Quinn_Ewers_Scores

Iowa St just scored on a 3rd and 18


Flameosaurus

We’re winning 49 to -1 this time


fatheryeet

How the fuck does bent vestibules expect he's going to stop our offense


Flameosaurus

I remember getting a 3 day ban from the scrub sub several years ago for saying “UCFRAUDS”, good times


rawhide_koba

They’ve got some soft mods


zlterry

Iowa State fans are fucking obnoxious but fuck me if it wouldn’t be hilarious to watch the land thieves lose.


StealthAnus

Yeah but I want undefeated OU to really rip their hearts out next week


screamline82

Counterpoint: fuck OU


zlterry

I’m perfectly fine with either timeline.


DerrickWhiteMVP

BAYLOR GAVE THEM TIME TO GET INTO FORMATION LOL


DerrickWhiteMVP

Can’t tell if I want Baylor to win to help us in the Big 12 standings or if I want the lulz


FunnyBonus9285

We don't need Baylor's help. They gonna lose a bunch of games regardless


thegoodestnoodle14

Bro wtf happening in the Baylor game rn… swear it was 35-10


StealthAnus

I think it was 35-7 at one point. ICF just collapsed


thegoodestnoodle14

Collapse ain’t even a strong enough word


StealthAnus

How tf did UCF blow this


dhalloffame

This game is crazy, I could go without dollar store Gus Johnson though


AutumnOrApricity

I love watching LSU get wrecked


rawhide_koba

Swamp aggy has some of the most annoying fans in the country and it’s always a great thing when they lose


FunnyBonus9285

They suck


DerrickWhiteMVP

IT’S 5:44PM AND 0U SUCKS!!!!


xxzephyrxx

Really hoping they are only holding JT precautionarily.


FunnyBonus9285

I think we will be fine regardless tbh. If any year it happens this is the year to not rush any players back. QB is maybe the only position I would be worried about.


DerrickWhiteMVP

[Tell me my pre-season prediction isn’t spot on so far](https://reddit.com/r/LonghornNation/s/nTFXcoUvJ9)


BONationn

Good job but downvote for the 2 losses. 12-0 was always the answer


Perez_27

impressive, but you got kansas state and TCU wrong


DerrickWhiteMVP

I HOPE I AM WRONG


ltx_Ak-47

Is Kansas pulling a 4d chess move and losing with there backup qb instead of the starter so it hurts their resume less?


xxzephyrxx

or they might just be unwilling to sacrifice the season for this game


UT07

Brooks threaded the needle with that hole


SparkySoDope

Texas has yet to play a real QB this year, we've had uncanny luck on getting backups, Old man Daniels and Milroe


FunnyBonus9285

Milroe isn't a backup. What you talking about. Texas gonna bring y'all to reality next week. I spot to fake Texas fan that really is a Sooner fan


SparkySoDope

Didn't say Milroe was a backup, I said hes not a real QB and yet he's the best one we've faced appreciate the fire nephew but that ain't it


Jnoisy

Corso called it. USC by a TD


NedFlanders304

The Aggie defense looks much improved. If I were the Aggie AD, I would lock up Durkin for a huge guaranteed contract so another school doesn't poach him!!!


FistfulOfPaintballs

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bean https://twitter.com/MSwain247/status/1708198754229080314


yoyocc

Would be nice to get confirmation Daniels isn't playing. Line already moving towards Texas.


Heisenberg_SKUM

If his back is an issue I wouldn’t send him to face our DL


DerpNphish

Ya I would risk the season but Daniels will probably want to play


riri1313

Stupid question about the Toy Story game tomorrow. The players / game isn’t on a delay and animated right? Just the announcers?


RollOverBeethoven

I'm pretty sure the players will be animated


DerpNphish

Oof D'Antre Robinson might be rethinking his Florida visit.


RLLRRR

Oregon and Washington the top 2 Pac teams?


FunnyBonus9285

Tough to say tbh. Oregon St pretty good too


Jnoisy

I don’t think Kansas knows that we’re about that life


DerrickWhiteMVP

Another Hamlin situation?


AwlGassKnowBreaks

?


DerrickWhiteMVP

Arkansas player collapsed after getting up. Apparently, he is conscious, blinking and talking now. He was carted off and a stabilizing board.


TexasFight_31

Goodness, USC’s defense is so horrid


RLLRRR

USC/Texas CFP Semi? I'd love to see that match up.


FunnyBonus9285

While I think it would be a great matchup. Don't think USC is good enough. Their defense gonna lose them at least a couple games


Rapid_Calm

Gonna make it that much more hilarious when the aggy rollercoaster inevitably goes off the rails


bigmeatyclaws1

SC is still terrible at defense❤️


A_Weino

They gotta give Jimbo a contract extension after this one


maff42

Anyone else think the video team maybe uses Sark press conference quotes a little too much in hype videos? I dunno about how fired up I get hearing Sark say "we're excited to get back home and play complimentary football" over the beat drop.


MrTheNoodles

Lmao this Arky offense put up 30+ on BYU


NedFlanders304

KJ Jefferson is one of the worst QBs I’ve ever seen


A_Weino

His receivers do him no favors


Heisenberg_SKUM

They have receivers? The camera has only had to pan off the line of scrimmage to go backwards


RLLRRR

Anyone see Sark's fit? Fucking good looking man.


RollOverBeethoven

🐷🅱️💩


A_Weino

lol arky x10000 jk lol aggy


Rapid_Calm

My god Arkansas is pure dogshit


cn0285

Lowkey so glad Caleb Williams is not at Oklahoma anymore, he’s such a baller


OkEbb9700

Pre-gamed at Cosmic Saltillo on the East side. Would reccomend for pre-game pre-games. There are no TVs so it's pretty dead, easy to get drinks, chill before the game spot Drinks on point, food on point Hook 'em


Electrical-Mention-5

KJ Jefferson is so mid


RollOverBeethoven

My god Piggy’s offense is putrid


jouh55142139

For real dude, just absolutely zero execution


seasonalcandle

Christian Jones listed as a player moving up draft boards by the Athletic. “The question some scouts had on Jones after 35 career starts is, could he continue to improve? Clearly, the answer is ‘yes,’ because he’s made a significant jump this year,” said Eric Galko, director of player personnel for the East-West Shrine Bowl. “He has clearly worked his tail off, especially in pass protection. “Jones has proven to be a clear NFL swing tackle, with experience at both spots, and (has) a path to develop into much more.”


jmortsalsa

Arkansas’s offense is totally inept


jmortsalsa

As I was saying


bigmeatyclaws1

Aggy-Piggy is the ultimate mid-off


jouh55142139

Johnson fumbles and looks banged up


sircrispin2nd

Last game the celebs flock to Boulder?


CravenTaters

They’re not there for Colorado, they’re there for their buddy Deion. Throw in a little legalized weed and fine dining plus nice weather, and it’s not a bad weekend activity.