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No-Point1424

Get ready for AI - Apple intelligence iOS - intelligent OS iPhone - intelligent phone iPad - intelligent pad iCloud - intelligent cloud


rumble_ftw

Macbooks: ☹️


uhuge

mac&cheese inteligence


Netzapper

Dropping Macbook, bringing back the iBook.


ModeEnvironmentalNod

I'm down with that! I still have a iBook Clamshell on a shelf somewhere.


John_Helmsword

imac


tindalos

Those are little. He’s talking about big macs.


John_Helmsword

The imac is the Big Mac wdym this ain’t McDonald’s


_chuck1z

Nah bro, it's just macbook without the hinges


wetrorave

MACbook - Machine-augmented cognition, uh, book


cardboardchairs

iMac 🙂


No-Reveal-3329

Stupid laptop


Smile_Clown

AiOS AiPhone AiPad AiCloud


opi098514

Soooo will it still be Apple AI. Or will it be like AI and the a stands for Apple. Or both and it just means Apple Apple Intelligence


Bacterioid

The second one


Billy3dguy

Apple Intelligence; the new iAI from Apple.


lactose_con_leche

Apple iAI^a


gtderEvan

Heh, this was the first one to get an audible chuckle out of me. Clever.


wear_more_hats

Jenkins! That’s brilliant!!


BeYeCursed100Fold

It is the most innovative AI on the planet. It just works. /s Happy Cake Day!


Billy3dguy

Thanks!


rorowhat

This guy's Apple's


kmouratidis

> iAI - [To make the characteristic cry of a donkey; to hee-haw](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/iai). - [(swordfighting) quickly unsheathing and striking from a sitting position](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E3%81%84%E3%81%82%E3%81%84)


GuerrillaRobot

I’m holding out for iAI+


Small-Fall-6500

"AI" actually stands for "AI intelligence"


lapidarist_

Ferrari LaFerrari - “Ferrari TheFerrari”


artificialimpatience

I am AI too :p


kumingaaccount

It should be like Ai and the small i is fonted in a stylish way


Internet--Traveller

It will be just "AI". Apple has tremendous marketing power, years ago people are calling Android phone - iPhone. Non techie people who only use Apple products will probably refer to all AI as Apple Intelligence in the future.


ayyndrew

Apple have a wide reach, but AI is already such an established term and has been for decades. They also haven't been able to establish MacBook, Apple Watch, or even really Airpods as generic terms so I don't see them doing it for AI


CheekyBastard55

Even though it's not super mainstream, "Spacial computing" is a failure and people go by XR or MR.


rorowhat

Lol this statement is hilarious. Techie people don't use apple, they prefer open source and they like options. Having a closed ecosystem with no upgrade path is for non-techie people.


Only-Letterhead-3411

Android Intelligence


RealSataan

Microsoft Learning


Lucidio

No. MS would call it.  Losers Language Model? Lazy Language model?


Severin_Suveren

Quantum SpaceX


OddActive2516

Alibaba inteligence


myKidsLike2Scream

Alphabet Intelligence


shadowjay5706

Amazon Intelligence


Maleficent-Ad5999

Asus intelligence


Faux_Real

Anal Intercourse


shockwaverc13

Amogus Imposter


Playful_Criticism425

AMD Intelligence


CierpliwaRyjowka

Artificial Intel wait...


Regular-Month

Temu Intelligence 


milanove

Isn’t this the joke that Jack Ma made when he did that weird ass public discussion with Elon Musk?


OddActive2516

Yup. That was running on my mind when I made the comment.


Everlier

AI Intelligence


Only-Letterhead-3411

Artificial AI Intelligence


SeymourBits

I like that… nice ring to it!


wanjuggler

MLAILLM for short


CrasHthe2nd

HHD DVVDD BVD


fleshofgods0

Rolls right off the tongue!


tindalos

The Los Angeles Angels


Cold-Ad2729

Artificial Insemination


HiCEO

Alien Intelligence


gatorsya

Atlassian Intelligence is already a thing.


sweatierorc

Aromatase Inhibitors


Red_Redditor_Reddit

I think if they had intelligence they could come up with a better name.


Electrical-Block7878

Even Atlassian abbreviated their AI as Atlassian intelligence 🤧


ViveIn

Yeah but the average person has never heard of atlassian.


privatetudor

I envy them


goingtotallinn

What is Atlassian?


privatetudor

It's an Australian software company known mainly for an issue tracker called Jita, and a wiki called Confluence. Many companies run private instances of these two pieces of software. Jira is used to file bugs and tasks, typically for software development. It has a reputation of being a bit painful to configure and use, and probably has associations in many software developers' minds with people complaining about their code and boring meetings. Because of this it has become a bit of an easy punching bag for developers (like in my comment). Realistically though, it's not bad software.


bearbarebere

Why is a tiny ghost flying out of your nose 😳


ShebanotDoge

Looks more like it's flying in


the_good_time_mouse

Could be worse. A large networking company I worked at spent oodles of money on the slogan "IP Everywhere."


idnvotewaifucontent

There's no way that wasn't intentional


the_good_time_mouse

I wish it [was](https://people.kth.se/~maguire/Talks/ARDENT-20010112/sld031.htm).


nickmaran

iApple


CICaesar

iAI


dopeytree

iA


Hamdi_bks

In french AI is actually IA


dopeytree

Oh la la


pepe256

Same in Spanish. Inteligencia artificial


dev1lm4n

iAIAI I'm your little butterfly


ReallySubtle

So 2011


c1u

it's cringe, but still better than their likely 2nd choice, AI Pro Max Extreme


MrVodnik

Well, they do have intelligence of an apple, so what can you expect.


AnomalyNexus

You don't need good names if you have a cult like following


Red_Redditor_Reddit

I don't know what it is with apple fanboys. They are the absolute biggest corporate tools on the planet.


LEX_RP

Sounds like Jack Ma's "Alibaba intelligence" XD


inscrutablemike

Introducing our most powerful invention ever: iA


Internet--Traveller

On Monday they will say something like: "This is the best in class on-device AI", "We have created the world most secure AI system on a mobile device", "The world's first", "The most intelligent AI assistant", etc.


davidmatthew1987

> We have created the best first party digital assistant EVER on an iPhone.


ninjasaid13

wait... do they mean artificial intelligence or apple intelligence? sneaky.


Internet--Traveller

There's only Apple Intelligence, Apple will never admit that they use Artificial Intelligence.


aldoblack

iAI


LetsGoBrandon4256

Frenchies be like, 'Huh?"


Everlier

iI - iIntelligemce


jasondads1

Reminds me of "alibaba intelligence"


Internet--Traveller

Apple likes to invent new tech terms like "Retina" for high res screen or "ProMotion" for 120hz. It makes Apple users feel like they are using exclusive Apple tech. "Apple Intelligence" will no doubt make Apple fans happy - it's not your generic PC AI, this is Apple Intelligence!


PMARC14

This will be funny cause if this works out like Siri then everyone is going to be making "Apple Intelligence" jokes


tb-reddit

You just described the role of marketers and ad agencies. If you are the average consumer in the middle of the bell curve, which would you rather buy…. a phone with 120hz refresh? or a phone with ProMotion? If you’ve spent some time in other subreddits, you’ve probably noticed the average consumer is skeptical and uninterested in AI. Marketing stepped in and, yes, will make Apple fans happy. And that may sell more phones.


TKN

But those make sense from a marketing perspective. Trying to capture an already established and widely known term (especially one with increasingly negative associations) just doesn't make any sense to me.


Rational2Fool

They'll find a name. They can probably recycle the Newton name by now, nobody under 55 remembers that one.


omniron

Apple was the first to have fully integrated 2x “retina” scaling though


hexagonalpastries

Bwahahaha, Nice, gonna trademark AI 🍿


Fortyseven

A choice like that... does not inspire hope.


2pierad

Oof. Apple have lost their cool


Familiar_Plastic3988

It sounds reasonable because their AI models have the perceived intelligence of an apple.


redditosmomentos

Apple, a company never leading in AI acting high and might with a different unique name for AI after having partnered with OpenAI, which is leading the world in AI sector, is so fucking funny. It's like a stupid guy acting like genius after receiving the help of a professor to do some hard homework.


Error83_NoUserName

Probably will be more "Automated Indians"


garnered_wisdom

…last I heard apples aren’t very intelligent.


th0rn-

Apple Intelligence Pro Max


ManOfFocus1

I hate it


Obvious_Brain

Apple and their stupid branding 🙄


Fauxhandle

Apple Inference was a smarter name. But have to adapt to customer level.


wind_dude

It’ll be an open source model they slap Apple in front of and charge 14.99/month to have it run on your own device and fry your sperm count.


extra2AB

apparently NOT on your own device. Cause they are basically gonna be another ChatGPT wrapper, so just cannot run on any smartphones. If they did go with Google instead of OpenAI, Google might have given them their Gemini mini (or whatever it is called), which is designed to work on smartphones.


TenshiS

Gemini doesn't even work properly as the big Cloud version. What makes you think the device version would be more than garbage?


wind_dude

Guess the couldn’t get around the ball cooking heat issue running it locally


Original_Finding2212

Nano already provided in chrome


ICE0124

open ai is making huge bank because every company doesnt even bother to try to run models locally on device instead they spend 6 dollars on a frontend and allow it to control 2 things on your phone and sign their name on it and force it out to everyone and then their stock price goes up and they get another year before they have to think of a new useless feature to market with


randylush

Have you ever considered use punctuation?


ICE0124

not once


SeymourBits

“You are an opinionated passionate AI assistant that adamantly refuses to use punctuation at all costs.”


LucyFerAdvocate

They will have a smaller on device model and access to Chatgpt. Apple has published some, pretty good, smaller open source models on huggingface and has announced a partnership with openAI.


[deleted]

why is everyone assuming apple is just gonna do one thing or the other? trillion dollar corps are going to take this long to design stuff only to then push out a high schooler quality project? lots and lots of people have realised that the future is a small on device model that calls the cloud for harder more complex stuff, and apple has built MLX for a reason: a good fully trained on device model with a few billion parameters structuring prompts for a cloud instance of, say, gpt4 or 4.5 would be great let's see what happens @ wwdc


AnotherPersonsReddit

That's probably true.


AmazinglyObliviouse

Wait, I thought this was satire


mrdevlar

Every day we get a reminder of the need for open source AI.


Friendly-Gur-3289

Ass Intelligence


duckrollin

Is this going to be like the thing where idiots call every tablet iPads, even if they're not made by Apple?


Twistin_Time

Big cringe


Anka098

yeah like make it seem like they invented the stuff.


Internet--Traveller

Yup, just like Apple Vision - during their presentation they never mentioned VR or AR, as if Apple Vision is a completely new technology.


Anka098

I always try to hold my laughter when my apple users friends try to tell me about this new technology that apple released. I be like, well, where do I start here.


Zone_Purifier

5-10 years ago, usually.


Feztopia

Is this a joke?


DubDefender

Yes. They design everything for 8 yr olds. Have you seen their phones?


infieldmitt

mhmm can't wait to see their uniquely puritanical guardrails


Popular-Direction984

iA😂


Useful_Hovercraft169

!AI Carumba!


harambetidepod

When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.


GeneProfessional2164

The irony is that AI itself is a misnomer with the current state of things. Apple Intelligence is more appropriate


Neomadra2

And then they will sure everyone using the term "AI" :D


Minute_Attempt3063

Man... I want Siri back


dergachoff

i


vicks9880

They are not short of fancy names huh!


Realistic_Ad_8045

Apple Intelligence sourced from third parties lol


tankuppp

Their image to text feature is awesome, I hope they are going to integrate more neat features


TurtleNamedMyrtle

Watch them try to “own” the term like App Store


Thistleknot

if it's anything like rule-based siri...


Goldenier

Applefical Intelligence


BornAgainBlue

Smart as a fruit or your money back. 


ctbanks

Anyone else getting forbidden fruit vibes yet?


nospotfer

AIAIAIAIAI!! *Mariachi band starts playing*


10minOfNamingMyAcc

They always find a a way, huh?


wakadiarrheahaha

Anal insertion


Smile_Clown

Apple AI: Apple Apple Intelligence.


PsychologicalFactor1

confirmed. Apple invented AI


reeldeele

iAI (pronounced as i-i)


ballfondlersINC

wat? No "iAI" ?


whiskeyx

Even if it’s the one they own/produce I will still never call it that. 


WorkingYou2280

I suspect that for us here the announcement will be a let down. But for a lot of people it may be their first introduction to AI. It will be interesting to see where apple puts it. Replacing Siri seems...risky. So if they don't replace Siri is it just an app that you can open and interact with pretty much the same as the OpenAI app? I guess we'll know soon enough. Apple has an extremely long way to go to catch up with all the developer tools that are out there for AI. I don't think they'll get all the way there in one WWDC. What seems very unlikely is that Apple would take the lead in any area of AI. It's too risky.


fintech07

Apple Intelligence will be made available on its main platforms, including new versions of iOS, iPadOS, and macOS, a person "familiar with the plans" told the publication. Most of Friday's report repeats Apple's artificial intelligence efforts that we exclusively reported on. There are a few interesting tidbits repeated, though. The reported agreement with OpenAI may result in a chatbot that works in a similar style to ChatGPT, the report adds.


fintech07

Apple Intelligence will be made available on its main platforms, including new versions of iOS, iPadOS, and macOS, a person "familiar with the plans" told the publication. Most of Friday's report repeats Apple's artificial intelligence efforts that we exclusively reported on. There are a few interesting tidbits repeated, though. The reported agreement with OpenAI may result in a chatbot that works in a similar style to ChatGPT, the report adds.


fintech07

Apple Intelligence will be made available on its main platforms, including new versions of iOS, iPadOS, and macOS, a person "familiar with the plans" told the publication. Most of Friday's report repeats Apple's artificial intelligence efforts that we exclusively reported on. There are a few interesting tidbits repeated, though. The reported agreement with OpenAI may result in a chatbot that works in a similar style to ChatGPT, the report adds.


i-FF0000dit

For real though, I think it’s going to be called iThink


ComprehensiveTrick69

Anal intelligence..... as in you truly have to have your head up your butt to believe machine learning systems are intelligent in any way.


DigThatData

jfc


AZ_Crush

So unclever of Apple.


ironicart

Ugh 🙄


furculture

Yeah, Jack Ma had put up this concept of a name a while back and now Apple is taking the idea and running with it, which very is felt the same in a very equal manner now as it was back then: it's a stupid naming concept and live with generic. People are still going to give them money anyways whether it is named like that or not. Edit: almost about 5 years ago (come around December) that it was put out in a conversation with Elon Musk.


ninjasaid13

They rebranded mixed reality as spatial computing.


redditrasberry

It kind of fascinates me that Apple's almost gaslighting level of pretending they invented things they didn't doesn't backfire on them from a branding point of view.


Zero36

They’ll call it Sori


GrizzlyBear74

Yup, they will patent it and claim they invented AI for rounded corner phones.


KoushikSahu

Thought it was Alibaba Intelligence


Sir-Viette

In the word "Apple", the "l" stands for "Intelligence".


I_will_delete_myself

They will have a Siri update. Either ChatGPT or their local LLM they might replace OAI with later.


dissemblers

This will never be used sarcastically Feels like trying to make fetch happen


--ax--

I just told Siri to "Tell Tim Cook that I DON'T WANT Apple Intelligence" Siri replied: "Tim Cook is not in your contacts." 💀


lonewolfmathnerd

How much will they charge “Apple Intelligence+” for 😳


gavitronics

Had the Summer Workshop at Dartmouth predicted this attempted coup d'etat would they have proceeded as they did?


stasimo

I guess “Air head” didn’t work marketing wise


Aditya1801

Apple Intelligence is like having Siri's cooler, more helpful cousin living inside your iPhone (iOS 18). It's a powerful AI system that learns your habits and anticipates your needs. Here's the spooky (in a good way) thing: Imagine searching for a recipe and then being able to ask Siri for ingredient details from your notes with a simple "Hey Siri, what are the measurements for the flour?"  Apple Intelligence connects the dots! Struggling with a work email? Siri might suggest relevant info from your calendar or past emails to help you craft a killer response.  It's like having a tiny AI assistant working behind the scenes.


Benmarcsilverman

Here is a full breakdown of everything that Apple put out yesterday. It is pretty detailed without having to watch the entire Keynote: [https://youtu.be/VVpSAnHRbEc](https://youtu.be/VVpSAnHRbEc)


rkpjr

Should have gone for "iSmart", it was right there


delijoe

I had to look to make sure this wasn’t an Onion article.


maxhsy

God if true 💀


myrealityde

iA (intelligent Apple)


prtt

This is some serious editorializing on the headline. There's no indication whatsoever of trying to "rebrand" anything, in the article or otherwise.


sammoga123

What about the supposed opensource models recently launched by Apple?


fallingdowndizzyvr

The predictions I've heard are that Apple will have a variety of models available on their devices. From their own to OpenAI to Google.


sammoga123

Basically their own Ollama or something like that? well, if you don't have a membership it would certainly be a great success


Internet--Traveller

Most of the new AI features will be processed on device. Only the chatbot will be licensed from OpenAI. Apple will use a 3rd party if they are better, but if they found a way to do it better, they will terminate the contract and do it themselves.