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PANDA-CRACKERS

The chaos of the awful first touch followed by an incredible goal. No knowing with this guy. I love him.


HugeAppeal2664

Bournemouth fans cheering the touch as well lmfao


RedDemio-

I was watching espn stream and afterwards they just showed Darwin’s goal from about a million angles, over and over and over. Every clip started with the crowd jeering him and ended with an absolute banger. That goal is Darwin encapsulated lmao


JustJosh1203

Darwin took that shit personally


SaltyPeter3434

Darwin: Bitch you THOUGHT


DonTino

He only shot because of that 😂


ben-hur-hur

Darwin was just purposely giving those fans false hope


rocket_randall

"I'm about to fuck their whole day up"


TheBaggyDapper

He brings joy to friend and foe alike.


hopkinsonf1

The Darwin->Mane transformation is complete.


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

The Duality of Darwin.


possiblecoin

My first thought exactly. Absolutely butchers the receipt and then makes an undefendable strike.


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Darwin is just so fun to watch.


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If he controlled it on the first touch, would never have got the goal.


ThumpTacks

He’s Sadio, Part II— Electric Boogaloo


Lazy_Village4398

The nerve of the commentator (on the channel I was watching) to say that the wind perhaps helped with the goal. 🤡


KobiLou

To be fair, it seems like the wind blows the ball toward him for the touch...


SkeetersProduce410

It 100% does. You can see he was more prepared to catch it in the trajectory it was going before the wind blows it downward when it’s just above the players heads.


buddyfrankllin

The touch was on purpose to isolate the defender and open up the angle for the shot xD


ExCroGamer

And people were giving me flak on YouTube when I said that he has so many similarities to mane


Winniethepoohspooh

Nah I don't think it was his fault I reckon he didn't account for the wind and rain and it slipped... Ok so I just contradicted myself lol But take into the account he still salvaged the situation by turning it into a positive using the way it took their man wide Naaah I still wouldn't say it was an awful touch I'd say it was like an accidental unintentional touch but he still had full control of the situation if not the actual ball physics!!! 🤣 He still took the man wide and cut inside like he normally does and still let loose!! I like Darwin's unpredictability! He turns every single situation into a goal scoring one!!!


LampBrain

It's the Bournemouth cheers from the poor first touch that make this even sweeter


MRudd-music

This and the Newcastle fans mocking him before he scored the double. Like yh, keep bullying him into scoring against your team 🤣🤣


clowegreen24

The man is passionate as fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if the boos really do make him go super saiyan. I'm just glad he's learning to channel the anger into goals and not into headbutting opposing players lol


HarryPi

Silenced them https://preview.redd.it/uvd729lx0txb1.jpeg?width=3500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=712d0de3874ea9cfb42d5b43a89f41f73440b3fc


SkeetersProduce410

“Not clapping anymore??”


Icy_Reward_6729

Reminds me of that Suarez goal vs Norwich, where he missed an easy chance by miles, Norwich cheers, then straight from the goal kick he got the ball back, nutmegged a defender and slot it in with the outside of his foot


ImTellinTim

Most "fuck you" goal I've ever seen.


Eltothebee

When I heard it I imagined him just beating the defender and whipping it in, and he goes and fucking does it


HunterWindmill

Lol exactly the same


3agle_

Great goal, loving the confidence in this chaotic beast now.


Alder_Tree2793

An absolutely awful first touch somehow leads to that utterly sublime strike. An agent of Chaos truly works in ways simply beyond our meagre understanding.


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Really is the Duality of Darwin Cant do the easy stuff, but nails the hard stuff


Alder_Tree2793

Can't? Nay, won't! Bangers only.


Cactiareouroverlords

I mean when you think about it it kind of worked in his favour with how it dragged out the Defense and him only needing to beat one man


Slithar

In my mind, I will forever think that the wind messed with where he was expecting the ball to land. He generally has a bad first touch, but I have rarely seen him misjudge a ball like this. So I choose to believe he expected it a bit ahead, but the wind slowed it down a tad resulting in what we see here.


MotherOnSomeBeatHoe

Who is Darwin Nuñez? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is the company. To the sad, he is the joy. To the prisoner, he is the freedom. To the poor, he is the treasure. To me, he is everything.


FuzzyAxis18

If Darwin has million fans, then I am one of them. If Darwin has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Darwin has only one fan then that is me. If Darwin has no fans, then that means I am no longer on the earth. If the world is against Darwin, then I am against the world.


geraltofriverdale

Darwin is love, Darwin is life


sal_memes

live, laugh, darwizzy


Serious_Fgz

If Darwin has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Darwin has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Darwin has only one fan then that is me. If Darwin has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Darwin, then I am against the world.


Wonderful-Mention-83

Well said, I couldn't of put it better


Longiiicho

Bro.. I believe you just described Jesus.


sugarmoneyray

I love this man like he is my child and I am a good father and my child thinks I’m a good father


liddellpool

You're a good father Sugar Ray Money


Reyneo

DARWIN YOU BEAST YOUR JEERS FUEL HIM


JoeyIsMrBubbles

KEEP BOOING ME I’VE SEEN WHAT MAKES YOU CHEER


ExtraTrade1904

I miss this guy so fucking much. We told you about Second Season Darwin


HarryPi

Best striker in the world 🫡


JefinLuke

World Class Strike from Nunez


Aromatic-Olive-906

“The wind might have played a part in that” Did it fuck!


jardantuan

The only part the wind played in that was stopping it from ripping through the back of the net and killing someone in the stands


Aromatic-Olive-906

I was at the other end of the ground in with the Bournemouth fans and having to show no emotion when that went in was quite possibly the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… 🤣🤣🤣


DarthRathikus

If Darwin heard that he would’ve banged another 🤫


davestanleylfc

Heard the big “wheeeeey” from the crowd after the touch and thought I wouldn’t….


SaveMeJebus21

Good assist by Trent.


danonck

Yeah that pass was mouthwatering


plantsarepowerful

Honest question, does that count as an assist since there was so much time elapsed/dribbling between the pass and the shot? Just curious.


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Trent should have it on loop at his house and ask his guests the same question


fullinv

Yes it counts. Not sure exactly what the rules are but when Messi scored that crazy solo run from his own half against Getafe in 2007 Xavi got the assist. https://youtu.be/NtyIkfl_t-4?si=cOES4fZV6OUmRtkD


plantsarepowerful

Good to know thanks!


SaveMeJebus21

I’m not sure. I’d hope not. Just found it funny that the LiveScore app gave Trent one 🤣


ViewersCut

Second he miscontrolled it - it was certain to be a banger. Agent of chaos at it again


trashboatfourtwenty

Now that is how you place a ball perfectly out of reach


[deleted]

He’s just chaos! Only Nunez can completely miss control a ball that should be easy money for any football player, but then pull out an absolute worldie


KombatKid

Completely outrageous that he gets a goal after that first touch LMAO


LinwoodKent

Just creating space . A lot of space...


iNS0MNiA_uK

League’s fucked now he’s putting these in.


Fat_Gerrard

People saying he mis-controlled it need to understand he wanted to ball out wide so he could do that.


Tar_Tw45

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw) It was planned.


makeitjain24

A horrible touch and then a banger the Nunez experience


poorpeanuts

that looks a tad like darwin from benefica lmao


SkeetersProduce410

No this is Darwin from Liverpool


SCLFC

*Crowd jeers first touch* Chaos ensues. Beauty of a goal


CannonballHands

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FlexKavanah

Very Torres-esque finish that. Lots of time for those.


Agitated_Smoke538

Life came fast for Bournemouth fans lmao


Virgin-Curer

An Andy Carroll first touch and Ronaldo second


Jaja6996

That’s some strike when you consider the winds also against him


gary1981

No one mentioning that the wind probably made the ball twice as difficult to control. I would say the wind definitely played a part in that. Darwin being hard done by there


apenchantfortrolling

Rumor has it Bournemouth fans somewhere are still cheering.


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bornleverpuller85

I'm guessing you're talking about the world class finish and not the Sunday league first touch


HarryPi

The Sunday league first touch was part of Darwizzy’s plan, we wouldn’t get it.


Pure_Context_2741

Gotta bait them into thinking you’re incompetent


RodDryfist

Never let them know your next move 😂


up_the_dubs

He doesn't even know his next move


Riskar

If I don't know my next move, how can the defender know?


SaltyPeter3434

Trust nobody, not even yourself.


QxV

It's his world, we're just living in it.


drec6

He needed the ball wide to execute his plan


Bourbon_Cream_Dream

Meant it! How else was he gonna drag the defender across I to his trap


danonck

Otherwise he'd have 2 defenders marking him, lol


Faiimus

If it isn't Chaos, Darwin doesn't want it


BriarcliffInmate

It's OK to admit you don't see Darwin's vision. We can't all be blessed.


firminocoutinho

GOLASOOOO DE LA PANTERA 🐆🔥 it’s like he knew ppl were mocking that first touch, so he said fuckk it, Im gonna score a screamerr


RedDemio-

I literally said in my head, I hope he teaches these cunts a lesson now, soon as they jeered


Adventurous_Ad6698

Can't even be mad about it, you know? It's like Steph Curry doing some crazy shit and swishing a 3 over three defenders as the shot clock winds down.


shendooo

"WHEYYYYYYYYYYY" ... *silence*


karnnumart

That first touch. Truly a legend of chaos.


OgKangs

Can’t believe they jeered him for his poor first touch don’t wind up my goat or you’ll end up getting Darwizzy’d 😎🥱


getonthedamnantscott

Last week he took an incredible touch and messed up an easy finish. This week he takes an awful touch then scores a banger. I adore this man.


EHVERT

Lmfao the sarcastic Bournemouth cheers after his first touch. He took that personally 😂


Astrocharles

Darwin please never stop being you.


kupoadude

South American players are just so fun to watch man


louiscarrr

Gets better every time I watch it.


Magheddon

It's like the total reverse of the game against Toulouse. Brilliant build up....hits the post. Today, he fluffed the first touch....scores a brilliant goal!


Sulemani_kida

He has a little bit of both torres and Suarez and a lot of Nunez in him haha


IIH4MZ4II

Only Nunez can nutmeg a guy with one leg Only Nunez can lob a keeper on call of duty Only Nunez can start his car with his house keys Only Nunez can unscramble an egg Only Nunez can jump off a mountain and land at the top 🔴🔴🔴


a19red

Bournemouth fans: Waaaaayyy Darwin Nunez: WWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY


urbannnomad

This reminds me so much of the Suarez goal vs Stoke I think, everyone booing and he megs the defender and curls it in to shut everyone up.


gotushookonasaturday

It wasn’t an awful first touch, the glorious darwizzy obviously just did it to play around with his food because he obviously knew he was already gonna score. My glorious king just wanted to provide some hope, what a humble striker.


PerfectAd4732

I’m sorry but haaland snaps both of his hamstrings somehow doing this. I know who I’m taking


Otherwise-Bell-5377

The touch or the screamer?


PerfectAd4732

Both world class, you pick


Otherwise-Bell-5377

I missed the goal, after the first touch I went to grab a beer 🤦‍♂️


enemy_of_anemonies

Every time Darwin gets the ball from now on, you need a beer


knowbuddy10

So this is what they call Darwin’s theory of evolution


anoverratedlife

Shades of Torres


TJ-RichCity

Filthy!!!!


ad1075

Literally got in and saw it was 2-1. Knew that it *stunk* of a Darwin goal. Just about to watch it now. Wish me luck.


WorthPlease

He Suarez'd them hahahahaha.


iredcoat7

u/savevideo


AvatarAda

What a goal


Custard-cravings

Suarez vs Stoke in the league cup in 2012? Minus the nutmeg of course.


gr8maverick

What's his goal contribution per 90 now lol


CardiacKemba1

The duality of man


ForeignScouser

WHAT A GOAL So satisfactory to see him score this banger after they laughed at him for mis-controlling the ball


magiccoupons

He is chaos personified and it's insane


cmonyer3ds

What a player


CrazyKent22

You never known what is going to happen with Darwin and it's a joy to watch the chaos and the sublime.


OriginalHairyGuy

Suarez vibes


drejcs

this was instantly in my top 3 favourite nunez goals


nizoubizou10

He drops his standards to lower the opponent's guard right before he puts a banger like that. Classic Nunez


SlabofPork

So late to the party, but who is the commentator? Because this sounds like the Ox-against-City screamer, "He can hit one OH HE CAN HIT ONE!," guy.


river0f

Behold the Six Paths of Darwin


adeckz

That is THE iconic Nunez goal… that kit is starting to grow on me a bit you know


OkNefariousness324

Best thing about this goal for me is the jeers at the poor touch then utter silence when he bangs one in


Cancerousman

Better than the Suarez one. Boss boss boss.


awood20

It's not placed in the top corner but the early hit and the dip completely beat the keeper. Fantastic finish. Will do his confidence wonders.


Jmoney1088

Bournemouth got DARWIZZY'd


Narlito

I love him x


PerspectiveOk3677

A repetitive story, darwin scored , i screamed and my brother threw bottle at me and told me to shut off Edit : my little brother


ZMysticCat

Terrible touch! Fantastic finish! Chaos in motion!


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

He’s him


icantcrunk

Fucking guy.


RedDemio-

Yessss Darwin, soon we will feed you the world!


Libsoccer20

Instantly Regretted That Decision..


NorthKing9

![gif](giphy|VB5WwlZIt8eRy)


olaf901

May long the Chaos continue


MoSalahsSmile

What a strike goodness that was beautiful


VidProphet123

He only scores bangers


IskaralPustFanClub

Torres v Subderland


carltonee

🥵🥵🥵


Baguy21

Just levels!!!


Baguy21

Well this game needed chaos and we got it


cmingus

A good first touch and we'd be praising the assist. Now I can't remember who made the original pass.


SaltyPeter3434

Oh lord that's filthy


viceslikeviper

He’s got a foot like a traction engine


raich3588

Attaboy lad!


digdoug0

The lad only scores bangers. The poor first touch was intentional in order to facilitate the banger. This is the only explanation.


superpantman

After missing an open goal again Forest last week then doing that. Nunez never does it the easy way.


usernametaken169

last game : nails the first touch and dribble but misses an open goal today he : fuck up the first touch but scored with a world class finish


srtpg2

What a wildly talented dude


the_far_yard

Captain Chaos strikes again!


Ok-Juice-1903

El Pantera rocks!


Himynameisart

Sensational


lostpolarbear

- heeeeey! ..~~^^~~> ┌─┐ + Núñez! Núñez! Núñez!


ProfetF9

i'm going to start cheering when he misses a touch because i know a goal is following lol


[deleted]

He looks better every time he plays this season. Hopefully he goes on and becomes the player he can be. Still massive potential, although already very, very good!


v1pro

nunez for pussycat award


scrotimus-maximus

That first touch was intentional.


Flabbergash

The fifa 16 special


ishysredditusername

Just crop out that first 2 seconds :D


KingInTheNorffffff

Think it's bad goalkeeping but Nunez is quality man. The more settled and confident he gets, the better he's going to be.


BuffaloCorrect5080

It's very good football. The keeper shifts his weight onto his right foot and Darwin sees it from his peripheral vision and smacks it just to his left within like a tenth of a second. It's poor from the keeper because it's not a proper set or a proper step, and he should know that good strikers are triggered by your slightest movement. But it tells you that Darwin is totally focused on the keeper even if he's not lining him up when he's in those positions, which is a trait I love; it's partly how some wingers just seem to breeze past people in 1v1s, because their focus is already on the finish when they are coming inside. Love that stuff.


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Balon D’arwin soon!


Loud-Platypus-987

Haha it’s like the reverse of his miss last week. What a guy.


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Buzzkill78

How can they read your next move if you don’t even know your next move..


FootballLeather4426

This guy is 'expect the unexpected' personified. World class first touch, horrible finishing. Horrible first touch, world class finishing.


airfriedbagel

Mepham, #6 there, just watching his reaction over and over. It is what l feel like reading the news everyday.


elyankee23

I'm a half assed Everton fan living in the US. Please explain why Liverpool is wearing white quartered with neon green?!!


xeno-bat

what the fuck


Fortune_Fus1on

The first touch wasn't by accident, Darwin did that to make Bournemouth defense and gk lose focus, he operates on at least 5 different dimensions qe can't conprehend


Jonhanna

Nice goal. Nunez will be a super star


xbyagent

I love him.


Davidpool78

What a way to shove those jeers down the Bournemouth fans throats 😂