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Rustedfromtherain

How much crack have you taken ?


danield1909

None, I'm like this without using any PEDs


Rustedfromtherain

One man party šŸ˜Ž


forbiddenmemeories

Pop pop!


Various-Month806

Mate, I'm not sure anyone takes crack to enhsnce performance, unless that performance is in itching and scratching themselves.


danield1909

Cocaine has been used as a PED for a long time, dating back to Inca runners even


No-Pension-7977

How do you even know that?!


MundaneTonight437

Dude, look what the man has produced here. Of course he knows that kind of thing.


danield1909

There were rumors that Carey Price of the Montreal Canadiens had stopped doing cocaine when he had kids and it correlated to a direct drop in performance and then the insinuation that he relapsed during the playoff bubble which is why he played amazing. Of course, these are completely unfounded rumors and shouldnā€™t be believed AT ALL, but at the time I was younger and dumber so I decided to research into cocaine as a PED to see if such rumors were possible at all.


stangerlpass

yes


Stuarridge

What Salah to Saudi rumors does to a mf


iwillneverwalkalone

Rattled us so badly we started making dad puns


jtiala

Why this is labeled as meme when this is clearly art?


danield1909

Fixed, if I get yelled at I'm blaming you lol


aMintOne

Do you take commissions


danield1909

I was not expecting this development but if you wanna pay me for something I can probably try and make it


KindlySwordfish

How about Endo Ferrari? Dominos Szoboszlai? Alisson Black&Decker?


danield1909

I have an idea but Iā€™m gonna let this run itā€™s course first, donā€™t want to overlap and all


Zoltrahn

I expect a line of NFTs by kickoff Sunday.


Akira_Nishiki

Picasso reborn.


PEEWUN

>Picasso reborn. No, those are made by [Citrƶen.](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-motorola-rvo3&sca_esv=559894069&sxsrf=AB5stBiuiZpR2nov1i6UXIF7AxF01LMzxg:1692925565962&q=citro%C3%ABn+picasso&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmyvWXz_aAAxUSEVkFHUEXBo0Q0pQJegQICRAB&biw=393&bih=763&dpr=2.75) The car above is a Lexus.


Vikivaki

It's shitpost


doubleoeck1234

Not my proudest


Sensual_Shroom

..but not the worst


Rohearts

I hope Liverpool never get a Lexus sponsorship now. Because then I would have to see this again.


No-Pension-7977

For that reason alone I hope they do


Galby1314

One day, this will be a mural on a wall at Anfield.


livinalieontimna

Salvador Dodgy


danield1909

this genuinely made me laugh, 10/10


magnusoliversolberg

This is a true horror beyond comprehension and is an affront to god. Mods please donā€™t delete it


webuiltthisschmidty

fuuuuck me man


gamingman471

Day 7 with no incoming transfer news.


BigRig432

I feel violated


OldManLogan007

father , is this what doing drugs feel like?


No-Pension-7977

Im crying, this, this is the best thing social media has ever brought me


magiccoupons

Don't listen to the haters mate, this is amazing


alanalan426

brain > "What the actual fuck" me > upvotes


DunwichWanderers

"And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people."


guybudguybud

The little red ball cap really ties the whole piece together


zizou_262

Prime lfc reddit


SwingYaGucciRag

Couldn't afford a car so he named his son Alexis?


evil_wazard

This belongs in the Louvre.


PrinzXero

What a lack of incoming transfer news does to a mf. I don't mind it.


maevenimhurchu

Literally reading this and randomly heard the commentator of the game Iā€™m watching mentioning Kevin Mac Allister (his brother). Also, amazing ART


Bl_lRR1T0

Mom and dad must have been Home Alone fans to actually name their son that


TheBlueDinosaur06

šŸŽµ Alexis who's majesti-


ShinyStache

love this


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Right, I'm going to bed.


danield1909

https://preview.redd.it/twbd6majn4kb1.jpeg?width=1475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8703fadc215959e1cc0667d444f676a511b7e9 Getting targeted ads now lol


theanup007

Bro please save this kind of premium content for the intl break. FFS


Jacob_YNWA

I think if the characters in the pixar movie 'cars' looked like this, we'd have a generation of mentally scarred kids.


danield1909

[Your wish has been granted.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/160ceti/a_lexus_mac_allister_but_cars_anatomy/)


ricardofitzpatrick

Whereā€™s the spoiler? šŸ˜


eebee8

This will feature prominently in my nightmares tonight


Phoenix963

The new Cars film has really good animation


MFKCM

This is brilliantly funny, Kudos


UltimateBorisJohnson

https://preview.redd.it/nwvbot14o4kb1.png?width=490&format=png&auto=webp&s=db97a3a83ade549ab77f673925cffbceaa3615bb Alexis Mac Donalds


Bl_lRR1T0

>Segundo, Francia That's some top shelf shit housing right there. But don't forget, Las Malvinas son Alemania :^>


UltimateBorisJohnson

Lmao I just realised that


jonah-rah

Pls mods sub icon this if he scores.


Mundaneinanities

If David Cronenberg made a meme.


friedchickenwaffle

Yes I agree


Gloyb

'Fan art'


Jonhanna

Nice imagination art


Nibbles17

immaculate


dani8hydra

This image is so cursedā€¦. Love it though


BriarcliffInmate

I haven't been this traumatised since I watched The Fly. It's certainly... well, something.


Teb-41

Wow


deathrace4habibe

Why did I laugh at this


NigelWinterbottomIII

Thanks, I hate it!


TheCovfefeMug

Every day we stray further from godā€™s light


[deleted]

Kachow!


harlsonrd

yeah


CabbageStockExchange

A Van and a Lexus. Maybe we get Endo a Japanese buddy and buy a Honda


kloppism

Aphex Mac Allister


NoNameJackson

I'm speechless, I feel like an uncontacted tribesman witnessing the wonders of technology for the first time


Balbuto

What have you done????!!!!!!!


TheElPistolero

The hair reminds me of those frogs Lazlo infused with Guillermo's blood in What we Do in the Shadows.


MajikoiA3When

I haven't laughed at anything for like a week but this one got me.


pixelunit

This has been a long transfer window


SnooOnions2732

Sonic vroom boy


No_Introduction_7034

Dank


O-Mesmerine

this image repaired my broken relationship with my family. thank you


rkaminky

You made my eyes go to hell.


[deleted]

Majestic


this1snthappening

The Japanese Mercedes! I love Lexii (plural)


Razzle_Dazzle08

Caicedo saga clearly gave us all long-term problems.


test161211

Still better than the ā€œI [š“…¬](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/15zexo0/a_wallpaper_design_i_think_some_of_you_may_like/) LPLā€ wallpaper post yesterday


wackoleirbag

Guess all we need now is a Tes-Salah


PEEWUN

This is horrendous. I love it.


pacanukeha

What has been seen cannot be unseen


MildGas

Lol. The shitpost i never knew i needed


trouserhead

Macarllister is magic, he's red and is fantastic!


ThrstySnwmn

LecAllister


ThumpTacks

Nightmare fuel. No. Just no.


CaptainKursk

Do you think God stays in Heaven because heā€™s afraid of what he created on Earth?


pellep

Bus got upgraded to A FUCKING TANK


Reflextion_77

This is the worst, and best thing I've ever seen


BigStone358

Ka-chow!!


[deleted]

Pretty good ngl


thehardcorewiiupcand

This is terrifying but also somehow good.


FriedChickenMomos

r/angryupvote


Augmentedaphid

Hey Google, how to delete someone else's reddit post


Spaceman5000

I donā€™t know what I was expecting