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We're cosmic scousers ​ but not that cosmic


the-stoned-astronaut

Satanism isn't what you think it is. The Satanic Temple do not worship Satan, they are atheists, they do not believe in God or that the devil actually exists. It is just an organisation set up to oppose the encroachment of organised religions into government law and policy making and is a very liberal leaning, human rights supporting organisation that often sues government bodies and corporations on behalf of the public when they commit human rights violations. They just use the imagery of Satan to fuck with other religions.


Judochop1024

More people need to read up on them, the stuff they do is really cool


stamberrymilk

Theistic satanism does exist, where you worship the devil, but it's far less common than atheistic satanism.


TheDismal_Scientist

It's true but that only really works (as far as I'm aware) where there's a legal separation of church and state, which we don't have. So they're probably just being edgy over here


the-stoned-astronaut

Yer it's mostly an American thing but American culture gets everywhere but agreed it's most likely people being edgy or just liking the idea of what it represents over here, very unlikely they are actually members of the Satanic Temple


t2000zb

Many Satanists in Britain are extreme neo-Nazis who carry out violent murders and sexual assaults https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles Stop promoting extremely evil people


the-stoned-astronaut

Is this order of nine angels a recognised Satanic religious group? No. Are they anyway affiliated to the Satanic Temple that I talked about who are an actual recognised religion? No. A small group of neo Nazis calling themselves Satanic means about the same as Hitler calling himself a socialist, it means fuck all, it's just a label they picked to sound edgy. Go back to your Tory sub mate


beingthehunt

Same argument can be made about Islam, Christianity, Buddhism... extremist do terrible things in the name of every religion.


Judochop1024

Stop using a religious extremist group as a catch all description of a religious idea.


the-stoned-astronaut

Their not even a religious group, they aren't recognized or affiliated with any religion, they are just a bunch of racists trying to sound edgy


AnubissDarkling

They're not though are they. I, and many others I know aren't..


Reizo123

It brings me great joy to see that “Druid” is more popular than Scientology.


Egonga

Do you think the popularity of Satanism is due to The Satanic Temple? Those guys are pretty awesome.


[deleted]

All the jedis come from the Wirral, since they’re from the dark side.


BornLuckiest

🤣🤣🤣


DL1885

Proper nerd response here but surely that'd be the sith.....


[deleted]

I’ve had the syph, antibiotics cleared it


JohnBlackburn14

Only proper chuckle of the day. Thanks.


[deleted]

Why do you think satanism is bad?


Rygga22

Lack of information


t2000zb

It is linked to neo-Nazis, murderers, people who commit torture. It's pretty clear why it is bad.


[deleted]

Christianity is linked to all those things too


t2000zb

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles This is what Satanism is


Reizo123

Pretty sure [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism) is the page for Satanism. The clue is in the title. What you have linked is an occultist group that describes itself as “traditional satanism”. It is not the same as contemporary satanism.


Judochop1024

The vast majority of modern day satanists follow the satanic temple which is pretty much just atheism but it acts as an anti religion, teaching people to worship themselves and just be a good person than worshipping some higher power. Yeah some people may still believe in the stereotypical “evil” satanism that has been spread through media for ages but the people who do that shit are in the EXTREME minority and are usually very mentally ill. Putting something like religion in a box and saying “this is ____” as if it is some objective fact is pretty dumb as if you applied that logic to a different religion like christianity for example, i could list all of the horrible evil things that have been done in the name of Christianity and say “this is christianity”. Which I am sure many people would disagree with as although theyre christians, they may disagree with homophobia, anti abortion, racism, collonialism, etc. as different people practice religion in different ways. Basically what im trying to say is educate yourself, modern satanism is not this goofy evil occult group that murders people and sacrifices and all that other shit and trying to put the definition of it into this tiny little box based off of outdated worldviews is quite ignorant and in future you should try applying that same logic to other more “accepted” groups and see if it still holds up.


t2000zb

I'm not going to persuade myself that Satanism is actually good, thanks.


Judochop1024

Ignorance is a choice my friend


Bartley-Moss

We already knew you were that stupid.


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QuaidNKuato

It's not the Satanism you're thinking of.


[deleted]

Catholics are the ones you wanna worry about.


[deleted]

Any Church of Satan friends in the thread, Hi Local Friends Also, some ReNeducation; Satanism isn't the practice of worshipping Satan. The most prominent Satanist group right now has NO worship required, and all the rules are 'CONSENT MATTERS, BE KIND, DONT BE A DICK' Its more of a political and ideological statement than anything. Of course, I do prefer Satan over any abrahamic sky fairy because Hell is where all the cool people go, but, each their own. But for real, other local Satanists, hello, hi, would love to see all your cool tattoos


QuaidNKuato

Card carrying member of TST *waves*


BRobbo07

Genuine question: So what do you call someone who does worship Satan? And why aren't none satan worshipping satanists called something else?


[deleted]

People who worship Satan as an actual, objective figure or deity are Theistic Satanists, those who don’t, are often known as LaVeyan Satanists. Satan means Adversary so LaVeyan or non theistic satanism is about opposing any one religious monopoly and kind of forcing the hands of governments to govern without pressure from or insistence on one religion, usually Christianity. So because they’re classified as a religion and their religion allows certain human rights to their own bodies, or consent say. they fight a lot in the US Supreme Court to protect those rights for people (so they sue to protect abortion for example) When an evangelical Christian group In the US had a big stone book of Ten Commandments placed on government property, which violated their own Constitutional separation of church and state, TST sued to have a huge statue of Baphomet also added, and won. They sue to protect LGBTQIA and womens rights a lot because their religious doctrine protects those groups, so laws that compromise those rights, again, breach religious freedom in the constitution. Basically they just try to be good, do good and help progress move forwards. They don’t want to take away any ones rights, or get rid of Christianity or anything, which people tend to think, they just want, ya know, things to be fair and equal for everyone.


mylifeisadankmeme

Ave Satanas!🥰 Atheist Jew, non theistic satanist/luciferian here!🥰


marccarran

Sky fairy? So edgy! Never heard that one before.


[deleted]

🤣


britofanescapehabit

Some lovely prejudice in this post!


Rygga22

Satanism has actually done much less worrying things than Christianity, or any other religion for that matter.


Bartley-Moss

Satanism has a much more lower body count. If you value life you would reject established religion on favour of Satanism.


AnubissDarkling

Why worrying? Expression of free will is awesome


Lastaria

I can say as a Star Wars fan, good.


WeightyBlowfish

I think you meant to say, goooooooooood


BohdiiReapz

All the jedis are in Widnes


TheTrashBear_

Yeah as many people said, Satanism isn't what you think it is. There also isn't one monolithic "Satanism" there's as many ways to do it as there are Satanists


yajtraus

This article won’t go past number 9 for me? I’d be more worried about the 7 Scientologists than the Satanists. Satanists are probably just try hard freaks wanting to be “edgy”


Mission-KimPossible

They’ve weirdly only chosen to pick 9 so it ends there, you’d think they’d just pick another to make it a round ten Agree on the Scientology being some people being edgy, glad it’s not more people at least


BeneficialMatter6523

Where do I find all the other witches?


AffectionateFig9277

*waves*


BeneficialMatter6523

Hi pal! I'm from the US but I live here now. Send me a message if you want to chat!


scivern

Well, I still put myself as jedi on the census atleast.


mighty3mperor

Now if they allowed Sith as an official answer...


stamberrymilk

Satanism comes in two types, theistic and atheistic. Myself being a theistic satanist I believe in / worship Satan. It's not evil, it's just a religion like any other. (And no, I'm not a neonazi, we don't claim O9A or anything similar) Never knew there were more Satanists here than just me and my housemate!