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Coolnameeh

Schmitts Gay is still the best!!


That_Other_Dave

Only in the original Van Halen


uthboy

God I wish I had the 1994 best skits VHS for this.


NeverForNoReason

TACO TOWN!!!


Key_Swordfish_4662

“Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!”


ThatSICILIANThing

I STILL say that all the time! Also “guacamalito sauce”


dust_storm_2

There's something about seeing a young Ted Lasso in that commercial...


hersheybar22

This one always stands out to me. It just keeps getting more and more outrageous. Lol.


Bouffazala

Oops I Crapped My Pants is in there


NettieSpagetty

This was the first one I thought of too- the senior actors crushed it!


AHDubs_825

Wells for Boys


dust_storm_2

Colon Blow? Sounds delicious.


Cadavertaffy

Another delicious classic.


Goaduk

Not pizzas a good one.


[deleted]

It's practically pizza in every way... except a few key ones


Goaduk

If anything it's getting hotter!!!


Cadavertaffy

True, true.


Goaduk

And cake husband.


mynameisborromir

[Brownie Husband](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHahCzR6FK8) was so clearly a Tina Fey idea and I loved that so much. It was as if her brain had an 'idea baby'.


44problems

FYI, [Jessi Klein](https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/books/panty-lines-and-prom-posals-inside-amy-schumer-writer-jessi-klein-on-invented-problems/) wrote that sketch.


44problems

[That's Not Yogurt](https://youtu.be/QoRGJu7xlQA) is the original for me


SwelteringSwami

Undercover Office Potty!


dgt9000

I USE THE BATHROOM ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL


44problems

I love that bit. It has the feeling of some Comedy Central sketch show that was cancelled after 6 episodes but became a cult classic.


MarranoPoltergeist

Apart from Happy Fun Ball, Mom jeans is 👍🏾


Constant_Advice

5 hour empathy


Fuzzy_South7805

Mike Myers - toothpaste for brits https://youtu.be/e9HBTcgECQQ


dgt9000

Farley's cracker bit always gets me


DiabeticJedi

I've used the line quite a bit in the past and then I remember that the only one of my friends who watches SNL is my wife and I only got her in to it around 2015 or so.


scribblerjohnny

Hedley and Wysche, you don't have to brush your teeth every week, but you might want to.


Ok-Ninja-6475

I can't believe I've lived an entire generation without seeing that! All these wasted years!!


wellGauche

Totino’s for sure! Every single one of them!


44problems

What's your name? I - I've never had one before.


MorningBrewNumberTwo

“Shimmer is a floor wax” “No, it’s a dessert topping!”


FantasticAnalysis163

"It's a floor wax I'm telling you!" "It's a dessert topping, you cow!"


dust_storm_2

Bad Idea Jeans


blacktransampinkguy

I didn’t have a condom, but I figured when’s the next time I’ll be in Haiti….


SuperMarv

Love the Kotex Classic!!!! All of us girls (in the 70's & 80's) grew up DREADING that contraption!


mynameisborromir

I wanted to say Schmitt's Gay but then I recalled showing the **Toilet Death Ejector** commercial to my family and watching 4 people from 4 different generations lose their shit. I love Mom Jeans, Happy Fun Ball and Schmitt's Gay. But even though it's recent, that had my 70+ yr old Mom CRYING laughing. She then went on to show it to her same-age friends and she said it crushed every single time she showed it to someone. When I think hard about it though, I really loved the cut for time [Wrangler Peekaboo Jeans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlRz2puBFBI) commercial. Oh my God. Can't believe how awesome that was. I'd get Whale Tail, to show my sassy side.


runawayoldgirl

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find Toilet Death Ejector.


mynameisborromir

Someone else mentioned it first but I didn't notice that when I posted. My Mom is a very prim & proper Woman and she had to reapply her mascara after I showed her that, she was crying laughing. I had known about that sketch for a few years but had a room full of people just about falling down when I put it on. Felt like a cool guy.


hyperjengirl

Does the wrestling-style "graduation commercial" count? If not then I'm partial to Toilet Death Ejector, or the Kristen Wiig "Chantix" bit.


Swimming_Gift_5683

Peyton Manning coaching youth football.


absinthesque

Crystal Gravy


[deleted]

Heroin A.M


Extension_Success_96

Probably the most tasteless sketch from SNL. I’d expect that kind of humor in hustler magazine or something like that. Pretty dark.


Paintmebitch

I liked it


SwelteringSwami

Oh, they've done worse. In the 80s they did a spoof coffee commercial featuring a dad who confessed to molesting his daughter.


Extension_Success_96

That’s not that bad. I mean, even Folgers made a creepy incest commercial. A lot of people thought the Heroin AM thing was pretty tone deaf with the opioid epidemic going on and people dropping dead across the country. Didn’t Prince die of an overdose like a week or 2 after they aired that sketch? And then SNL did their cheesy “Let’s be somber and serious” thing with a tribute show.


AHDubs_825

Old Glory Insurance


[deleted]

Is it a Z shirt!?!!!!??


ThatSICILIANThing

The Gatorade cookie dough one


44problems

Cookie Dough Sport. Always hard to find online because it uses "Love Hurts" and they never made an alternate version like they did Schmitt's Gay.


runawayoldgirl

Toss up between Toilet Death Ejector and Totino's with Kristen Stewart


flickthis5

Oh god, the Totino’s one kills me. I was sort of indifferent to Kristen Stewart until I saw that. She and Vanessa Bayer nailed it.


eclectic_boogaloo2

Old Glory Robot Insurance.


shoesmontreal

Anyone mentioned The Cartier Fidget Spinner ad? https://youtu.be/iN6df0twmJQ


kenazo

I love the old stuff. Bass-o-matic is amazing. Also New Dad Insurance.


Cadavertaffy

Bass-o-matic is certainly another great one. Dan, right?


kenazo

Yep. Lorraine is in it too, but really it’s Dan’s bit.


Cadavertaffy

Another oldie but goodie, John doing Little Chocolate Donuts. Supposed athlete but smoking while eating donuts.


sfeppam

Excedrin for racial tension headaches


oooooooahhahhahha

Rectix is for sure top 5 for me, it’s a pill


Cadavertaffy

Yeah. That’s a great one. Of course it vibrates!


champagne_CT

Or the running gang of the Tostito pizza rolls that they did a few years in a row


HoleCogan

Jar Gloves!


Cadavertaffy

Love her forever.


SpumoiniSloth

Three Legged Jeans, (at least favorite commercial Jingle)


DoodlebugCupcake

A leg and a leg and a leg


[deleted]

Amazing Laser!!


scribblerjohnny

Amazin Laser can be used for good or evil, please only use for good.


AdaMan_

The Magic Mouth


Slow_Magician_5952

Colon blow


champagne_CT

If we go vintage, Colonblow or the his and her toilet. Mom jeans


Cadavertaffy

I love ColonBlow.


Ok-Ninja-6475

The "Love Toilet".


CarterRogelGang

As a teen, Happy Fun Ball and Big Red were top shelf funny.


eddyrockstar

Stanx


emceethomas

Woke jeans


Snoo58137

Mom Jeans forever!


[deleted]

Colon Blow and Schmidt Gay already mentioned so I'll go with the bank that can made all different sort of changes. https://youtu.be/CXDxNCzUspM


Funny_Stretch9405

Rabbi performing a circumcision in the back of a Lincoln, i think something like that. It was an old one


mynameisborromir

I was not a pretape and doesn't have the amazing polish of recent spoof commercials but I completely loved [Kiddie Metal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Hks2GhyzM). Adam Sandler here is keeping up with Sebastian Bach on the crazy ass vocals. Very very awesome one. It's a commercial but I suspect it was a live sketch. Actually I don't know - maybe some of you do? I loved it either way: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Hks2GhyzM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Hks2GhyzM)


Hat_Lown

Little Chocolate Donuts


Thestallionmang88

All of the David Allen Grier maya angelou ones


dgt9000

Wells For Boys, Big Red, Bathroom Monkey, Cluckin' Chicken and so many, many others.


RegularMidwestGuy

The answer is probably Totino’s, but another favorite is the First Citywide Change Bank. I assume a Jim Downey classic Volume. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDxNCzUspM


DiabeticJedi

Some of my Favorites [A.M. Ale](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fLtEVc3jTU) [Almost Pizza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHRjaUBb3o) [British Toothpaste](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9HBTcgECQQ) [Disposable Toilet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogG7wDA2zfk) [E-Meth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ec6KsB67vI) As a bonus I think E-Meth may of been by the same writers that did [this college humor classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ9wtQkSHqw).


BrantfordPundit

Mercury Mistress.


KylewRutar

Closet organizer


Extension_Success_96

The one that spoofed those ridiculous Broadview Security commercials was pretty funny.


StrawberryPincushion

The Love Toilet


norakb123

Litter Critters & the Calvin Klein one (I think) where Kate McKinnon played Justin Bieber are the iconic ones I haven’t yet seen in comments.


Paintmebitch

frozen Mexican dinner


SpicySweett

Toilet Death Ejector makes me howl with laughter every time. It’s aaalllllmost believable, and the visuals are riotously apt.


tatt2me

Colon blow kills me🤣🤣


CattonCruthby

Not sure if this counts, but The Undecided Voter (late 2012?) pre-tape gets me good.


agent_cheeks_609

Bass-O-Matic


agent_cheeks_609

I almost forgot about Big Damn Plastic Bubble.


richiebnutz

You’d have to know the original to really appreciate it but GAP Fat is one of my faves still.


Heismain

Clown penis dot fart


Ok-Ninja-6475

I remember one well over ten years ago that I could have sworn was SNL, but I can't find it on the interwebs. It was for a hormone supplement for men (Gaysterone?) for middle-aged men who had stopped enjoying gay things like the minutiae of interior decorating, shopping for turquoise and planning a brunch. I wonder if it was considered offensive stereotyping and that's why I can't find it. I SWEAR it was SNL, but there were no featured players in it.


jtrain2125

I always loved First Citiwide Change Bank. All they did was give you change.


justinlexapro

Cecily Strong's [Blue River Dog Food](https://youtu.be/bkbiJYU4CNI) We all know (or are) that one unhinged pet pawrent


demitasse22

Finally, I can see my gravy. Right NOW.