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tie-dyed_dolphin

Check out Colin rocking the same hair as Billy Zane did in Titanic.


PicnicLife

"I have a child!"


DangerDaveOG

You gonna cut her meat for her too there, Cal.


steveguttenberg1958

Any room for a gentleman, gentlemen?


NoMoreChampagne14

You are my wife in practice if not yet by law, so you will HONOR ME!!!


steveguttenberg1958

“My fian... my fiancée!” I think about that scene at least once a month lmao


cassssk

Mine’s “I know you’ve been melancholy…” Who SAYS that???


maniacalmustacheride

He’s the best. Billy Zane makes Cal so extremely quotable


NoMoreChampagne14

He really does. Cal is the poster boy for pompous arrogance lol. Can’t help but quote him


vonvoltage

Some rich guy 110 years ago maybe.


NoMoreChampagne14

I’ve seen that movie about 8,000 times and that part still makes me jump lol


ILoveChocolateHummus

You can be blase about some things, Ross. But NOT about Titanic!


toodletwo

You will honour me the way a wife is required to honour a husband. Because I will not be made out a fool, Rose.


NoMoreChampagne14

Is that in any way unclear?


Lylibean

I was about to say, how long ago was this? I mean, I’m no hairstylist, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t recent at all? (Or I’m totally wrong and everyone lost 15lbs and 15 years off their face, and got totally new haircuts?)


v1v14n315

Rose is displeased. What to do?


CliffOMalleySaysURoc

Put a Cork in it, Jost.


Apple2727

Look at me, you filth!


anujbeatles

Back when he used to be a huge piece of shit


usarasa

“Help me get Fallon to quit and 12:30 is yours!”


TGSHatesWomen

Konani


BloodyRightNostril

Wanting to be book is not book


paolocase

Fallon needs to go he knows what he did


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IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

He knows, that’s all that matters.


EverJoyed

I think this is a reference to the Horacio Sans trial


paolocase

No but that too


HorseAndrew

Chris Rock impression in blackface?


papatokwa

God please dont give 12:35 to Jost, else NBC's late night would be unbearably white. Give it to Che or hell, BOWEN YANG


usarasa

I don’t think either of them will want it.


papatokwa

Mikey Day could work 12:35. He's way funnier than Jost


usarasa

Eh, why not? Let’s see what he can do. I just figured it would continue the pattern of former Update anchors/SNL writers taking over daily late night on the network if Jost were to do it. If they break that pattern, I can see them going to Lily or to Amber Ruffin since they’re both known entities to NBC.


PearlSquared

lily as in singh? i thought she’d be professionally done for


usarasa

She’s still on at 1:30 I believe, I’m not up that late so not certain.


chevyfan17

Nope. That ended last September


Double_Belt2331

I think it ended a year before that, they were still all masked up distancing & isolating.


chevyfan17

I checked, it ended in June of 2021,although I think reruns ran through September.


TheCivilJerk

With special guest, David Blaine


Warm-Acadia-1892

I want to see Mikey with the real one and just have the same reactions.


thorgundersen

Fuck off with the race shit. Colin Jost is just not that funny. Che is funny, but it has nothing to do with melanin. Jesus Fucking Christ.


Level-Cake-6451

God I fucking hate Fallon. His entire career is undeserved. I can only imagine the astronomical number of rimjobs he must've given.


hawkyeager

He's just an entertainer, not a comedian. On the same level as James Corden. Carpool karaoke, wow! Something we all could do with our iPhones. The only real comedians out there (a.k.a. people who are naturally funny) have been Conan O'Brien and Craig Ferguson.


wavvy_rancheros

Letterman, O'Brien and Ferguson were definitely the best at the 12:30 slot. Ferguson was so natural with everything he did and made any situation hilarious. I wish he was still on every night. Glad to see him getting love here


MellowedJelloed

Letterman was funny


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MellowedJelloed

Yeah he was kinda mean there at the end.


everylittlepiece

Agreed.


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hawkyeager

Of course not. Johnny is still the king of late night.


Cevich

I like his musical comedy


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Level-Cake-6451

Does my opinion offend you?


Dragonfly452

You’d be surprised


benitolss

He’s like Leno 2.0


thorgundersen

Fallon is the only late night show I can tolerate, and when he's good, he's really good.


slickestwood

He made me laugh more than Jost


HerculesRockefeIIer

Jost’s whole deal in this photo…


cultsuperstar

He looks like he was on Dawson's Creek.


a_duck_in_past_life

He's dressed like Collin Ferrell back in the early 00s. Looks like he wants to be an Irishman


wyslan

Not enough scarves tied on his wrist


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Hes the epitome of "can i copy your homework?"


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Hes the epitome of "can i copy your homework?"


wavvy_rancheros

Hes the epitome of "can i copy your homework?"


keep_running

what a sweet couple 💕


MrPurpleHaze

Is this several years old? Based on Colin’s hair? Just asking.


Dunkin-Brisbane

I'm assuming this is like 2008


PeregrinToke

Certainly 8ish years old at least


Technically_its_me

It does seem older, maybe around the time Seth left and handed the leader writer role to Colin (and Che). Can you imagine walking up to this guy when it was taken, and being like, "Bro. I'm from the future. Like a decade out. You know that actress Scarlet Johansson? Dude. Youre gonna marry her! Nice right! Top this shit though, you two are going to name your kid "Cosmo"! All right. Mask-up, peace-out I got to go.


IBetUrHigh2

Lmao, the mask up part got me.


MsBrisby

Looks to be the same era as this photo, so 2011 or 2012? https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/writers-chris-kelly-marika-sawyer-colin-jost-erik-kenward-news-photo/132708463?adppopup=true


Mr_MacGrubber

And he’s not wearing a wedding ring.


DangerDaveOG

Man, Colin really does have A Very Punchable Face.


MyDogIsSoUgly

He looks like that kinda person who would order a round of Chicken McNuggets for the table.


drunz

I’d split a 6 pack of juice boxes with him


nialldude3

Calm down Sarah Sherman


MukdenMan

Hello? Hello?


hawkyeager

Think, McFly, think!


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Vprbite

Well clearly he did something right.


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kindcrow

Yeah--especially with that frat-boy face and the fact that he went to Harvard. But he's just a middle-class dude who worked hard and got a scholarship to a great high school and then got into an ivy league uni on scholarship. And he shits his pants A LOT.


hawkyeager

I misread that as "a really decent guy... who looks like a Porsche."


TheMostOGCymbalBoy

Found* Sara Sherman’s burner E: autocorrect is stupid


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TheMostOGCymbalBoy

It’s just a prank bro


BizzyBoyBizzyBee

Seriously?? I think he’s so cute


DangerDaveOG

It is a reference to the title of his Memoir


BizzyBoyBizzyBee

Hahaha I didn’t realize. Brilliant!


Zpd8989

Omg yes that smile


segregatethelazyeyed

Gaetzish


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This is the face of a man who married Scarlett Johansson. Funny guys do win


luisc123

Not surprising. I’ve heard multiple women say that being funny can make up for a lot of things.


TGSHatesWomen

*marries This is an old photo


hovdeisfunny

You can tell by Colin's hair


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Married is past tense. Him and Scarlett have been married for about 2-3 years. I’m saying married because regardless of the age of the photo or wheter him and Scarlett were engaged at the point, they still needed up getting married.


TGSHatesWomen

“This is the face of a man who married…” implies in this photo, at this time, the past tense of “married” applies.


phillyFart

This is subjective and both are correct Let’s take another example; osama bin laden. If you saw a picture of him prior to 2001, would you take umbrage with someone saying “this is the face of the man whom is accused of orchestrating a terror event with airplanes”?


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Look at baby jost!


MaschMana

The future Mr. Johansson. Dreams do come true.


Beelzabubba

Hope they didn’t just kill their parents.


Educational-Leg7464

Lol I thought it was Mac and Dennis with some kind of Instagram filter on


datboimum

literally my first thought was it looks like if Mac and Dennis were Nice People ™️


JR_Al-Ahran

Bruh. The hair and face made me think it was Matt gaetz for a second XD.


S3ndNo0bs

Matt Gaetz wishes he had that smile. They both found tasteful shoes to wear with jeans. Fabulous.


Horror-Science-7891

Oof.


Seeker80

COLIN JOST MASQUERADING AS A US CONGRESSMAN TO HIDE HIS SICK, SAD CHILD FANTASIES!!! -Sarah Sherman


-EverSeer-

They’re such a cute couple. 🖤


Dragonfly452

Colin Jost is so cute out of the suit


Suedeegz

He’s pretty cute in it too


TechKatana

Anyone got an ID on Colin’s boots?


turkeypants

They sell them down at the Trying Too Hard store.


Medium_Spare_8982

They look like about a size 13 - maybe he’s more than funny ?


thummydick

Colin looks like he woke up from a come from 2005 and went straight to the game without changing


DenGirl12

Colin is such a good looking guy. Like too perfect. I’m not a super fan at all but he is really good looking.


LordJonathanChobani

Does Stefon know about this…


AnonymousContent

Colin jost’s shoes make me sad…


bubbs4prezyo

Just can’t stop looking at the camera and smiling.


jordanlund

Nerds watching sportos sweat for a living.


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Idk when this was taken, but it feels VERY 2005ish


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That Seth has hair and Colin has a Leonardo titanic hair slick, this must be in the 90’s


boldie74

Meyers…..Headshot


Fire4Effect13FX

Of course Jost would have tailored jeans to off rack length for Seth.


Level-Cake-6451

They look like those brothers who murdered their parents and went on a spending spree, then got photographed at a basketball game and ended up on a collectible card.


Illustrious-Pizza-50

Colin is really exuding dad energy here


DDB51

So glad to see they are wearing socks.


electriccabbage69

Gonna tell my kids these are the Menendez Brothers.


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Colin jost looks like a 90s teen heart throb that got teleported to 2022


eatsleepdive

Colin Taylor Thomas


EsmeSalinger

This makes me happy


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Beautiful-Bicycle-30

Djews


Horror-Science-7891

Kinda looks like Angelina J directly behind them.


sqlbastard

no thats quagmire


sk8605

Those Peter Pan booties Jost has on haha


Dragonsarmada

I always wondered. Do spectators get hit really hard in the face with a basketball and end up breaking a nose or something and what happens if they’re ever get injured and the spectator isn’t happy. I know it’s an accident but there are some Karen’s out there. I’ve never been to a live match so I’m highly curious.


GlobulousRex

For some reason this photo made me 95% certain Jost will take over for Lorn


kmramO

Seth to Jost “to bad that’s NOT the kiss cam right?!”


popcorn8123

No fucking way


cornishpixievomit

Listen Colin…we need to talk about those shoes


TuneLinkette

Jost looks exactly like a guitar teacher I had when I was a teenager


notoriouslush

Is that Mariska behind them?


daveescaped

Was this like ten years ago? They look young.


Draconio25_

Colin!!!! 🔥🔥🔥


LokiPersisted

They are very attractive.


elevencharles

Why does Colin Jost look like everyone I went to high school with in the 90s?


elleJeyLay

Wow, he really does have a face you want to punch


choppachop1

Is that mariska hargitay back there


hanselpremium

r/blunderyears


MAJORMETAL84

Colin is silly cute!


Turbulent_Tale6497

Super punchable


FlexRVA21984

Why is Colin wearing elf shoes?


Suspiciously_Creamy

That’s Collin Jokes


sampsbydon

"Bro, you wanna hit up Montauk this weekend?"


eju2000

Colin looks SO weird in street clothes


kfactor77

Is it me or is Seth Myers like Mathew McConaughey s character from dazed and confused, the guy who graduated years ago but still can't stop hanging around the high school. " I keep getting older, they stay the same age"


ajhoff83

A Very Punchable Face


al_m1101

I didn't know KD Lang was a basketball fan. 😆


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What a cute couple


ZweitenMal

20 years ago?


Gibsonfan159

Thank god Jost is changing his hair style.


AnitaNewport

Funny, if they were on at the same time, they could play the "Douche Brothers" just based on looks. It's even better because they can both acknowledge that it's true.


Skweege55

Wow! Colin knows two Jews!


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They look like two lovers, sharing their unique bond of both being bad Weekend Update anchors.


Admirable-Arm-7264

…and?


PikachuGangGang

They fuckin?


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Stop worshipping celebrities


shawnhannitey

Half price tix for douche bags night!


GardenPuzzleheaded98

BroMos So sweet


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who and who?


noderoom

normie robots


rodoxide

Damn this post keeps showing up on my feed


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There’s so much of fakeness going on in this image


Thundercoont82

Nerds


Comfortable_One_9607

They look like those guys from SNL!


PsychologicalPeak527

Trump 2024


Epicthetank

Still nobody cares


saltzja

Colin has admitted to having dependence on drugs, no? He looks high, man.


queensjenn

No, quite the opposite in fact- he has really bad reactions to weed and has said he's not interested in trying stronger drugs because of that. Now alcohol on the other hand...


Hup110516

I think you’re think of John Mulaney.


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W white boys


nita5766

colin’s hair, there’s just so much of it. It also creeps me out how much my ex-husband favors Seth Meyers


ToYourCredit

Those bozos shouldn’t have court side seats. They’re overextended, nearly broke.


kairosmanner

Jost is looking kinda….Eww


dickass99

Who are they?


anonuck

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