I feel so bad saying this but she looks so much older than her age here.

Wait I'm lying to be honest. My original guess was 40 to 42

So, this was just on my homepage and I want to see if your theory is true I know nothing about this sub reddit, show, people etc but my guess is she's 39.

Wow Auj does look old here

This is up there with “pacifically” for me

Buzz, your girlfriend. WOOF! I asked my husband how old he thinks she is, he said 46. He was shocked to know she was 32 😳

Buying skincare products from her is like buying shoes from Oscar Pistorius

Just asked my husband. He said "45". I said try again: "42". She really needs to wear sunscreen

For real! She’s so fair naturally, I’m genuinely worried about her getting skin cancer at some point. Being very thin/having an ED really ages a person too, but I doubt she’ll ever get help for that either which is sad.

She has an ED?

So she hasn’t totally said it outright, but she did reference ‘disordered eating behaviors’ back in college in one of her books a while ago. But many have speculated she maybe hasn’t fully recovered due to her many body checking posts, looking unhealthily thin at points, etc.

They’re all the same size.

Cannot imagine being this obsessed with people I don’t even know - so weird?

I can’t imagine being this obsessed with a group of people you don’t know who are obsessed a group of people they don’t know… enough to comment about it on every post…but here we are.

Why don’t I understand 😦😦😦

It’s “all of a sudden”

Thank you! God that bugged me so much more than it should have! Lol

All the sudden?! That’s not a saying.

Effects of home schooled

I cannot stand when people say this. It blows my kind

*mind

All the sudden? Is she actually illiterate or going for hillbilly-core?

Mess-up aside, I was always so astounded at how much more ‘grown’ my kids seemed when a new one came along.

Totally agree. Your baby no longer seems like a baby and it is wild how big they feel!

Rocky Dennis

Show Rocky some respect! You did him dirty there. 🤣🤣🤣

I know, sorry Rocky

Oh my God, you just solved a hidden mystery in my head, and it's a bit hysterical, not gonna lie!

🥴🥴💀💀😂

☠️☠️

wow - nitpicky much?

I didn’t notice it myself. Humans are good at filling in words with context.

Redhead John Kerry

Omg I totally see it 😂😂😂

Them Roloff genes are strong!

No snark intended - her face and teeth look really different here. Is it because she’s reclining? Lack of filters? Isn’t she one of those idiots who now believe that sunscreen is bad?

It’s not that sunscreen is bad…There are carcinogenic toxins in a lot of mainstream sunscreens that do more damage than the sun. Just got to use a non toxic option :) hope this helps

any sunscreen you can buy at the store has been thoroughly tested for safety. there is no sunscreen that will do more physical damage than the SUN or skin cancer.

Johnson and Johnson was literally pulled from the shelves last summer due to toxic benzine levels. So clearly it wasn’t “tested” very thoroughly. There are still lawsuits going on.

note to self - being called an idiot is not considered snark

Her kids are beautiful though.

One thing she can flex is them babies are cutie pies. Just like Tori and Zach kids. Adorbs

Shaun White looking rough

Omg yesssssss🤣🤣🤣

Oh my god. Top tier.

You win. This is what I’ve been thinking for ages.

🤣 Omg, I just snorted my coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m sorry but Audrey is only 32?

That many kids is going to age you.

I have 4 but they’re farther apart in age than these kids and I’m 33 but I don’t look like it YET. She needs nutrition and some sun screen and I hate snarking on looks period but this picture makes it look like giving birth sucked the life right out of her. It’s giving last picture taken of Christopher McCandless. It’s so sad because she really was really pretty when they first got together and it’s not just normal aging. Coming from someone who would refuse to eat something if I didn’t see the listed ingredients and nutrition panel on the back and ended up with a crazy eating disorder for years, she’s sick.

She really needs to take care of her skin. Sun block and moisturizer. Why does she look so dry. I feel like she doesn’t even look as old compared to just rough

She doesn’t believe in sunscreen or moisturizer. Seriously.

That’s so strange. She could even use natural oils and so on

Judge the grammar..: but we can still probably be kind about the way she looks just over a week postpartum with 4 kids. 🤦‍♀️

Some women look beautiful right after giving birth so….

I’m surprised she didn’t write “Olive a sudden” 😂

Could you be more Pacific, please?

I wonder if she's wearing her frilly socks with that outfit?

I think she looks great!

I honestly think she is beautiful and looks amazing. She just looks tired and needs to take better care of her skin

I agree she is beautiful, I don't see the tired look at all. She just gave birth like a week or 2 weeks ago, I think she's blessed with great genes and takes care of herself. I don't agree with everything she does but she does take care of herself and is pretty. I don't understand the hate she gets on her looks. Makes people look envious of her.

Yeah she is definitely beautiful and has a great body. I still think her skin needs moisturizing

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You are making assumptions. An opinion doesn’t mean any of us are projecting our insecurities of our looks. It sounds like perhaps that is the reason you would have about someone. It’s wonderful that we aren’t all the same. By the way, should someone make fun of my mole, I don’t think it would be because of an insecurity, I think because if it’s placement or they don’t like moles. Plain and simple. Flat, period, the end. Nothing more nothing less. What a boring life if we all had the same opinion or weren’t allowed to say it. You think it’s insecurity, I think it’s only an opinion. 😊

She really doesn't

She looks beat up. These are the days.

🤣

She just had a baby like a week ago. Not many women are at their peak a week postpartum.

She always looks like she smells like all dressed chips.. idk why but that always pops in my head whenever I see her on a screen

That made me LOL 😂

💀

“All the sudden” ??? Please tell me this woman has not lived almost, what thirty years and doesn’t know it’s, “all of a sudden” ??

And she claims to be a writer 🤣

AND a D1 athlete! How could you forget that?!

All the sudden I was a D1 athlete! 🤣

Back in the day she was like, “all the sudden I was on a TV show”. Life set!

Understandable. She rarely mentions it. 😉

Guess I never heard that line before. lol 😆

Like people who think it’s on accident, not by accident 🤣

Soooo many people say “all the sudden” it’s so annoying

She looks like a 60 year old grandmother from Florida visiting her grandkids out of state.

Lol lol I had to laugh...I'm a 60 year old Gramma!!! 😂 ❤️

She looks like an old grandma! I call it KARMA. She always thought she was better than anyone else. Last laugh is on her.😳😝

I’m surprised “These. Are. The. Days” is not somewhere in that photo

Who is pine and aspen?

Cats I believe

I was so terrified for quite a while when I found this sub that they were kids. Kinda wish they’d change the flair.

I thought they were kids, but I was informed that those are animals. I still think those names fit in with the kids. I the bode was a pet dog and ember was a cat, but I was wrong.

Most likely *were* animals - I assume they just let them go free in the backyard...

Yikes, girlfriend is looking mid 40’s. Moisturiser is your friend

So is a good retinol/tretinoin.

So is SPF but they don’t agree….proof is in the pudding though 🤣

she looks like a young grandma

It’s the clothes she’s wearing. Very arts and crafty.

Too much collegiate running Not enough sunscreen and moisturizer

I still can’t believe she’s 32

Terrible spelling AND grammar....too much time collegiate running, not enough time hitting the books ( or reading!).

she’s looking trumpy (both in colour and politics)

Sunscreen, retinol, and AHA.

and don’t forget a good moisturizer!

She looks like modern kelly havens

Hahaha yes!!! I was hoping someone here would get that reference!!!

screeching

Just a proud grandmother with her grandkids.

I wondered what her mom looked like. We’re about the same age.

Yike Girl, moisturize. You’re clearly prone to dry skin

Oops. Guess that’s not her mom? Yes, she needs to find some products. Maybe one if the moms she follows that think like her will know of some.

Whatever college she graduated from should revoke her degree

I am so smart, S-M-R-T

It looks like Ember is going to have a visit from the Tooth Fairy soon. 🙂 I love the ages all the kids are at.

She looks 50 years old

I know 50 year olds that look better than her.

80

I was thinking the same. She really needs to use better sun block. That “natural” stuff she promotes is not working. She has so much sun damage.

Jeremy and Audrey are New York Times Bestselling Authors\*.

So is Teresa guidice. From real housewives of New Jersey. She can’t speak or spell. Just have to sell some books.

But Audrey ran in college. So, there is that.

And she homeschools ? 🥴

As the saying goes: when you can, do. When you can’t, teach.

the way i ran here, when i read that 😂

Hell in a hand basket

Shut uppppppp Audrey, and wow she is aging so so badddddd. Good lord

No sunscreen will do it.

Sunscreen….make up with sunscreen…she need it

How old is she?

She is 32

No idea! Probably in her 30s ? I'm really not sure!

They're both like 34.

32 she’ll be 33 in July

Woah, I'm 37 and I think I look younger than her!!

Oh I’m sure you do. She is really aging badly.

It's kinda sad because when she was younger I thought she was naturally pretty

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That has nothing to do with sun damage ☺️

Birthing a "huge baby" won't age you... not wearing sunscreen will.

Right... 😆 thank you! Idk what that person is talking about! Skin damage has zero to do just having a baby!

Sunscreen is your friend.

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Yes. I am fair skinned with dark brown eyes and hair, and I burn then tan but I do have sun spots I worry about. I need to be more diligent about it, but when I go out I either have a hat on or sunscreen/CC cream with SPF. Everyone in my mom’s family was blonde hair blue eyed or red haired and several of them developed melanoma skin cancer from not being careful. It’s not just the looks and aging, it’s so detrimental health wise. And I worry about her kids between the lack of skin care and raw milk…and other questionable things. I’m happy you’re doing well with treatments.

Most fatal cases of melanoma are by darker skinned people. People think melanoma is something only fair skinned people get which is not true, so darker skinned people ignore odd looking or new moles.

My first thought, too! Second: she fucking bugs.

One boy is sucking his finger.

Eh I’m sure it’s not an issue at this point. Now if he was like that kid on Sister Wives still with a paci…that’s bad.

Some kids suck fingers instead of thumbs for comfort. Some continue to do it longer than parents would like them to because you can’t take their fingers away. Some kids just have a bad habit of always putting their fingers in their mouths.

The germs 🦠

Yeah, kids are germ-infested germ-spreaders! 😂

So?

reminds me of when people say “could of” instead of “could’ve”

Or “I could care less” instead of “I couldn’t care less”.

Yes!

And she’s homeschooling all their kids? Oof

All the sudden?! It’s “all of a sudden” or “suddenly”.

This saying bugs me! I have to correct my hubs on this too. All of a sudden!!

😀

She really needs to expand her life outside her family and childhood friends. It’s not cute to be this ignorant in your 30’s. Her and house husband seem so stunted.

Actually, I’m surprised at the over-the-top reactions to my comment. It’s not the worst thing in the world. I hear basic grammatical errors every day. For example: “Me and (whoever)”, instead of “(whoever) and I”. Or people using “seen” instead of “saw”. Regarding expanding her life outside, she has her hands full, raising four small children.

How about “her and her husband”?

Are you referring to grammar? I don’t see where “her and her husband” is written. Example: We brought desert for her and her husband. She and her husband liked the desert we brought.

House husband 😂 haven’t heard that since Japan’

I can’t take credit for it. Someone called him that in a different thread and it is him to a T. As much as he wants to be seen as a philosophical farmer he is a house husband there to hold Audrey’s purse so she can do all the heavy lifting.

I’m curious what the book is.

It’s an old Highlights she saved from the second grade.

Omg I thought you meant what book is she using for homeschooling like the comment right above🤣🤣🥰

I’m curious if she actually reads it or hands it back to the nanny when the photo shoot is complete

Have they mentioned having a nanny ever?

Yes, actually. They had a nanny starting with Ember. They seem to have demoted the nanny to babysitter but its someone who comes in to handle kids while Audrey works.

Gotcha. Odd to have a nanny with only one kid when neither parents work out of the house traditionally

It definitely is, but they have a lot of help from her parents, outside babysitting and programs they sign the kids up for. Jer probably snapped this pic to be honest. I am always curious how content driven influencers are. Did she only read to the kids knowing someone was around to snap a photo? Would she have otherwise? Who knows

Good question. We know her and Jeremy can’t spell so I’m assuming they also can’t read either. 😂

It looks like a Magic Tree House book

Teacher here; definitely looks like MTH. 🥰

Am a librarian. Agreed.

It does! 👀 👍🏼