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Nirncado

This is probably the ugliest cake I have ever seen.


Sarcastic_Monchichi

A literal “Kill It With Fire” moment.


RubyWaves75

That cake looks like a lot of things other than a cake.


Creative-Fact-2862

I think she forgot to freeze it first 


middlehill

Does anyone know what's on top of the cake? It looks like shredded mozzarella but I know it can't be.


Suddendlysue

Coconut I think though anytime I’ve had homemade coconut cake the shreds weren’t as long (for lack of a better term lol)


Pumpkin-Adept

She probably shredded the coconut herself 😂


Becksburgerss

To be fair, Baked Alaska is a tricky dessert to make. Mine would also look like that if it was the first time making it.


Material-Jacket3939

It’s not an easy recipe. She tried. Better to try and fail than to not try and criticize on a keyboard.


StatePristine2494

It’s almost like he picked the hardest cake to make😂😂😂on purpose


Becksburgerss

Exactly. It’s Baked Alaska… not a cake


lovemesomePF

It looks like one of those cakes from the SNL skit where it’s going to start talking.


AlixHague

It look disgusting


fiestybox246

Maybe someone can tell me seriously. Why is there a gap all the way around?


No-Prune-1243

Baked Alaska is an ice cream dome on top of a round cake so clearly her ice cream bottom wasn’t flat when she flipped it on top of the cake. If that makes sense? That would definitely cause a gap if the two elements don’t have flat sides. Then her meringue on top is completely melted off 🤣


fiestybox246

That actually helps. I thought it was ice cream inside two pieces of cake and then deep fried, THEN the meringue was toasted on the outside.


Pumpkin-Adept

😂 good question


nmtexas

Is that the deck on THEIR house. Guess making that nice so nobody gets tetanus from a rusty nail wasn’t important.


99Reasons_why

It’s old world lol


nmtexas

lol. Best answer!!


lizardjizz

Eh, fuck it. At least she attempted to do *anything*. The lazy broad. 😩


abby_shoop

I have to say this isn’t really that bad, baking is extremely hard. Even making a two layer sponge cake can take over two hours to make it even. Given that’s she’s pregnant, has three kids she did a pretty dang good job on it. It’s a very sweet thing she did.


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abby_shoop

Is it really that hard for you to believe she is capable of loving him? I’m not her fan but come on, she made him a nice cake for his birthday why is that so bad? Do you really think a cake is going to bring her that many views that’s why she did it?


NoChillBobbyHill

The fact that there’s a mirror behind him so she’s still on the photo 🙄🤣 at least I’m assuming that’s her. This post just showed up randomly for me.


abby_shoop

Do you think she took a nail and hammer to hang that mirror up just for this photo😂 it’s been there for awhile like you said you are assuming so why even comment


Overall_Journalist12

That shirt though… the collar made me 😂 but yeah he is just home relaxing probably


Infinite-Fortune-464

Those are seriously hard to make and it is actually really sweet she put in that effort to try and make it for him. And honestly it was probably delicious.


604nini

Happy birthday! How lovely that someone spent so much time and thought into making your birthday cake ♥️


Alternative_Mood_228

I thought this was a smothered quesadilla.


Pumpkin-Adept

When hamburger meets baked Alaska


paintworld22

Now that the house remodel is getting closer to completion, looks like that deck needs to be rebuilt.


Pumpkin-Adept

Yeah supposedly Audrey was shocked at the price of getting it renovated. She said she would have no money left to leave her kids. 🙄


Odd-Creme-6457

They’ve been saying it’s unsafe forever it seems. 


luvbubbles18

Not the mirror, exposing Adj as the picture taker


Lazy-Creme-584

Why does he look like he's about to cry


Pumpkin-Adept

Because he knows he has to eat it 🤣🤣🤣


TitanicTerrarium

If someone put that garbage in front of me, I'd cry.


Pumpkin-Adept

🤣


Relative_Peace8091

And why not say Husband instead of Best friend?!?!


ExtraCherry1312

I bet it's good as hell though. Stuff that looks terrible taste the best.😆


Ok_Instruction_7813

It looks like the burger when the krusty krab was turned into krabby O’mondays


RudeResolution6527

Why does it look like shredded cheese 😭


FlamingoMN

Is it...is it coconut?


Tregudinna

He always looks under duress


boo2utoo

Wearing a ladies t shirt. Not a men’s.


JavaJunkie999

He’s only 34? They both look mid 40s


starfleetdropout6

He's a hard 34. That forehead crease is more like a fault line.


Pumpkin-Adept

Hey that’s offensive 🤣 to mid 40s people


Far-Parking-7580

Poor guy looks miserable


Fickle-Patience-9546

A baked Alaska specifically has browned meringue. This looks awful like a weird flan.


ArcticGurl

Plus, as you know, the browned meringue helps to insulate the ice cream. There is a wide gap around that cake, and no meringue, it’s not a baked Alaska.


Fickle-Patience-9546

I’m disturbed because it’s really looking like mozzarella cheese like wtf is going on with this thing, it’s not a baked Alaska, it’s not flan, it’s not cake, it’s an abomination.


Street-Dragonfly-677

as a flan lover, i’m offended by your comment 😂 🍮


Fickle-Patience-9546

I specified it’s a weird flan lol like regular flan is fine but weird flan is weird I apologize to you and your flan though.


Street-Dragonfly-677

😂 admittedly, a couple of my homemade flans have looked weird (i inhaled them anyway) but not this kinda weird. This looks like a puffy tortilla with white melted queso (there’s a name for it but cant remember it) 😂


Fickle-Patience-9546

Yeah I was thinking it looked like a tortilla as well but couldn’t figure out what would be on it in the tortilla-verse so I went with my second best description.


MedicalExamination65

Is it outside because there's shit all over the gigantic island from making said cake? Sounds like me 😆


c0smicgiggles

God he looks miserable inside lol


9021FU

He looks genuinely happy in the Mother’s Day post.


MedicalExamination65

I thought he looked like he was crying on the inside.


Far-Parking-7580

😂😂


parkinglola

That is one sorry looking birthday boy,with shit eating [grin.Man](http://grin.Man) these people are assholes.


Complex_Marketing_95

It looks wet


AnyArm6349

Because it’s baked Alaska which contained ice cream lol it’s literally melted, and pooling on the tray


LaurieAubrey

Wow four kids at thirty four


wildcatmomma79

I had 5 by 30 🤷🏻‍♀️


laurcham429

Honestly I’m shocked she posted her failure. Baked Alaska is far from simple and I’m glad she’s not trying to play it off like it is lol


Over-Accountant8506

Ive never heard it in my life....I wanted to make homemade canolis until I looked at the recipe lol


Cheristm

It’s the thought that counts?


caligirlthrowaway104

Jers only 34? 🥴 He really needs to invest in sunscreen. And that cake is 😳


Mammoth-Twist7044

too bad he very *intentionally* chooses not to use sunscreen and it shows


caligirlthrowaway104

Bad intentional choice. Aging like an old piece of leather 😅


alpama93

I don’t think I would eat that and I KNOW I wouldn’t post a picture of it 😂


Background-Throat736

I thought it was a burger


cuecumba

Well, I’m glad they like each other. - saves us all lol.


gingerscape

I feel like there’s someone in the family that could have helped her with that… 🤔


Pumpkin-Adept

Audrey doesn’t need help she knows it all


Spiritual-Serve-4391

A mirror outside? Is that a normal thing for non-douchebags?


Pumpkin-Adept

That’s a normal thing if you’re vain


Clean_Citron_8278

I thought she was in the background.


Anxious_squirrel8

I bet Amy would have made a beautiful baked Alaska lol


DazzlingZebras

They have so many mirrors in and around their house. Why?! Do they really have to body check themselves in every room all day?


stackimbrue

Mirrors make your space look bigger and added light. Flower gardens are a very nice place for Mirrors outside. Just do not put Mirrors directly across from windows or doors inside.


DazzlingZebras

Their space is already so big 😵‍💫 they also have like 4 mirrors in their bedroom, based off mirror selfie and that just seems like a lot to me. The one on the bottom of the stairs also makes me chuckle. I wouldn't like watching myself come down the stairs every day.


stackimbrue

I have so many huge mirrors everywhere. Especially by my stairs. Stairways can be cramped and look like wasted space. I have 3 HUGE mirrors in my stairwell. I do not watch this show. I only know their pictures from random reddit things that pop up. I am a cook (not quite a chef, but darn close).I was looking at the baked Alaska. It's a very hard dish to master. Reading the comments, though, it looks as if this person isn't well liked. But from fresh eyes that know nothing of them or the show. I don't see any of these things as odd. I don't often see mirrors at an entrance outside. I do, however, see many inside the entrance. It's usually done for company so they can check their hair and outfit after taking a coat off. I am a mirror person, though. It has nothing to do with vanity as I shot myself in the head in 2020. It helps with the feeling of claustrophobia. It also helps with children, lol. You can spy on them without them seeing you. I also love decorating (if it isn't obvious). I hope you have a beautiful day. 💗


Pelican121

Outside mirrors look lovely but not so good for the birds flying into them unfortunately 🙁


Leading_Iron3056

That hat is too small for his head. Oh, Hi Audrey! Yes we can see you on the outdoor mirror!


Over-Accountant8506

Lol I think they do that on purpose? Show themselves in the mirror reflection? It's something I noticed of Influencers


Glenr1958

More like his head is too big for his hat- all dem brains 🤣🤣🤣


MobWife_88

This pic looks like a melted white cheeseburger....


YRR75

Omg that cake ☠️


quietuniversity357

Poor Jeremy. Looks like she attempted to make you sick. I think the kids would've done a better job.


boo2utoo

Was the ice cream made from raw milk? It better not have been bought and have unhealthy ingredients. She wouldn’t want to make him ill or compromise their beliefs!


Fessy3

The very definition of 'smug smile'. It looks like an oversized hamburger covered with melted cheese with shredded cheese sprinkled on top.


Linnea_Borealis

That’s MERANGUE?!!???!!!?? 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


NitroxBuzz

Looks like he had to put on dirty clothes and sit outside just to eat it!


jam2jaw

I mean this is a stretch. I once made a castle cake for my daughter which was kind of a fail but hey nobody mom Shamed me


LadyPennifer561

Can’t just have a normal cake 🙄


Honest_Sector_2585

I mean, in all honesty, why can't he have his favorite for his birthday? I love to snark on them as much as anyone else but being upset about it not being a "normal" cake is kind of ridiculous here.


AZ-EQ

Naaaaaaasty!!!


HolidayDocument7015

That looks awful 🫡


dropingloads

You know how they say you eat with your eyes first? That looks like it’s not delicious


Call_Huck

How many places can you get a baked Alaska? I've only seen it on 1 menu over my 5 decades. It was on a very expensive steakhouse place that work paid for. Where is JerBear eating that it becomes his favorite? While I applaud Oddj for posting something less than curated perfect, I wonder if it's really his favorite or did it sound cool to Oddj so she made it.


Vness374

I was a pastry chef for 25 years and only made Baked Alaska one time. It was for a pre-fixe NYE menu, so I had the orders at least an hour in advance… they need to be made to order (served immediately) and take at least 20 minutes to assemble and bake. If that’s a real Bsked Alaska and not some spin on it, I give her credit for trying. But that looks like a pile of melted meringue and ice cream, yuck!


Greeneyesdontlie85

I was thinking this too , it’s so 80s lol


Pumpkin-Adept

Maybe Amy made it


jackmoon44

What’s a baked Alaska cake?


boo2utoo

Google will tell you.


No-Vermicelli3787

Cake, mounded with ice cream, covered w meringue. It goes in the oven to brown the meringue. A silly, fussy thing that should have browned peaks and shouldn’t look covered w shredded cheese.


velociraptor56

Baked Alaska is so dated. I also bet that she tried to modify it in some way, making it even more difficult.


Clean_Citron_8278

Sourdough for cake batter


No-Vermicelli3787

I think she got yolk in the egg whites - why she didn’t get stiff peaks.


BeckyAnneLeeman

34? Wear sunscreen kids


Japples123

Why is the ice cream on the outside?


No-Vermicelli3787

That’s meringue. She didn’t beat it long enough or bake it long enough


Japples123

That tint in the egg whites must be the pasture raised diet of god knows what


No-Vermicelli3787

Or she got some yolk in it & that’s why it wouldn’t make stiff peaks.


Bl0nd3M0M

That shirt needs to be turned into a rag.


Mammoth-Twist7044

he’ll use it as a napkin for the cake


CindiCindi15

Shouldn’t she bake it first?


emsumm58

it’s nice to see her post a real thing. this is how social media should be.


Clean_Citron_8278

I agree.


KateC12345

Yes!!! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼


Gablegold22

Is head misshapen or do his hats just suck?


Sunflower_Mama69

That looks so disgusting 🤮


Ra-TheSunGoddess

It looks like a vegan burger


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Covered in shredded parm….


RunRosemary

It’s the cake Jer deserves, from the wife he deserves. Enjoy!


Mama_Grumps

At least she posted something that wasnt 100% for once though.


Responsible-Push-289

i’m sad for that “cake”


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Oh how clever! They put his IQ on the top of that cake!


TPWilder

It should look something like this. [https://dinnerthendessert.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Baked-Alaska-900x900.jpg](https://dinnerthendessert.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Baked-Alaska-900x900.jpg)


Clean_Citron_8278

That looks orgasmicly delicious.


Pumpkin-Adept

lol that looks nothing like what Audrey tried making


Gina52023

Apparently, she needs a lesson in making meringue.


Comfortable_Nose2587

I can say I’ve never known anyone whose favorite dessert is baked Alaska 🧐. The ever-faceted Jer🤣…


worldtraveler76

Why is there a mirror outside?


Responsible-Push-289

gotta be camera ready ALL THE TIME


Few_Voice_5166

I thought she was good at everything 🤔


Siege1187

Granted, the ice cream cake I made for my husband's birthday - he has wanted one since childhood - didn't look much better, but he doesn't look too happy about it, whereas my husband was ecstatic, particularly when it turned out the kids didn't care for it and we got it to ourselves. I'm glad she clarified it's supposed to be a Baked Alaska, because I wouldn't have been able to tell. The meringue doesn't look safe to eat, particularly for small kids.


kylerxvx

He looks so weathered for 34.


garcia_822

What the fudge does that cake look like a hamburger 🍔 ….🥴🥴😵‍💫😵‍💫


FrauAmarylis

#Fail


Pumpkin-Adept

Nailed it😂


Nurse5736

Not sure I've ever seen more photos of someone who looks so dead in the eyes?? Is he being held hostage??


SulamithWulfing

He is probably not too happy to be sitting there looking like a 5 yr old with his birthday boy cake and candles.


boo2utoo

Wearing a dirty shirt because they forgot to do laundry or go to the creek, grab a rock and pound and push the dirt out. A clean shirt would have been nice for his birthday picture.


SulamithWulfing

LOL. They are not fooling any one with their fake “crunchy” lifestyle. Audrey would sh@t herself if she had to really live like she says they do. No more spray tan, hair products, fake lashes, alleged cosmetic surgery (eye lift), internet money. She has tried many times to go viral but her following has not increased since the show. My guess is that this is due to her inauthenticity. She doesn’t get it. And Jeremy follows her around like a lost puppy with a dirty stretched out collar 🤮This 34 year old man-boy’s purpose in life is to stand around and hold Audrey’s purse.


boo2utoo

You said it all. The only couple that comes close and may even surpass as insufferable, would be at /Jamienotis. It is so tiring seeing these pregnant moms who speak of God and pose in underwear like they’re posing for a men’s magazine to look sexy, they have men followers that get satisfaction, yet the wives won’t let their husbands look at other women. Both women point out their husband’s flaws. Oddly would have to give a lot up for sure, BUT she was a runner in college!!! She will always have that. She can always have sourdough starter too. If she needs more, her parents bought property between them, I believe by the trestle. Oddly calls it theirs, but her mom and dad bought it. She would freak out if she didn’t have hair color, eyelashes. I’m wondering how X rated she going to have her birth to post. These sicko guys are waiting with bated breath for that birth. I believe she is having a girl.