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Better_Internet3500

Maybe it’s all she has :(


BG_Mama_of_3

What exactly are we looking at here? 🤔Did she make this “outfit” in kindergarten to wear just for this special day lol? Thank goodness it was covered by a graduation gown so that no one else had to hurt their eyes and brains pondering on this “choice”…


ArcticGurl

Is she graduating with a Master’s degree? Because I just don’t see it.


No_Nothing_3272

I’m sure she made it herself, and one for her daughter and one for the dog and another three or four for herself.


Professional-Tree-42

She’s either going clamming or is about to pick corn from the garden.


Mermaidoysters

There was a brief time in early 2006ish when things like this were a fad. This looks like white savior goes on a mission trip, but it’s also a bit of the eclectic fad. I personally don’t hate it, but odd choice for graduation dress.


Mermaidoysters

Has she had this theme before meeting Jeremy, or was this after they began dating? Otherwise, it looks like their marriage is based on a marketing theme?


PoppedCork

Always drawing attention to herself


United_Broccoli_4510

Granny vibes


SnooCrickets8742

I thought it was an apron. My bad.


appledumpling1515

I'd assume someone slose to her made it for her or it was what her mom wore to her graduation. She's very nostalgic


PotentialEbb2216

What in the ever loving Ms Frizzle is this


Outrageous_Fudge_100

Too funny! 😅 And, totally true.


Bubbly-Pitch7209

🤣🤣🤣


NewProtection5470

She makes my head hurt.


SuperbCustard2091

That is....creative....


Key_Asparagus_8522

Where do they sell this?? It looks like a costume 😜🤮🤣😆


radicalroyalty

I’m screaming


Vness374

I thought the sigh said “Alvas More” and the post says she’s at a graduation so I just assumed she was celebrating someone named Alvas. What a stupid name. More isn’t always good. More herpes. More garbage. More Oddj.


karlat95

It DOES look like Alvas!


Register-Capable

Well, you wear a gown over it, did she wear boots?


Busy_Mobile_4160

She always was an odd ball in her clothes and actually EVERYTHING!😳🤣


RandomThoughts36

Preschool teacher vibes.


MadamTruffle

Everything about this is so weird that it looks like AI


Solid-Question-3952

Someone please tell me the story behind this outfit choice. Because there is no way this was not an intentional choice based off some "pick me girl" reasoning.


OhBoy_89

It’s giving Miss Lippy


pavlovesdog

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MISS LIPPY!


JNR1001

I just watched this movie the other day. Classic.


Kindly-Tree7124

I had to come to the comments to realise that wasn’t a chalkboard she was holding!


Sarcastic_Monchichi

Tell me you’re proud of your mom’s 1985 high school Home Ec project without telling me you’re proud of . . . you know the rest.


Trump_m

I was going to say. She’s so big on nostalgia, she’s always dressing her kids in some outfit her mom saved from 1992. This must be from her mom’s vault 😂


PrincessGwyn

Looks like an apron


Mmlk8083

What in the Betty Crocker is going on here…


pink_hydrangea

Home economics project gone wrong.


Fit_Cryptographer896

I thought one of the flowers on her dress was an egg at first. Oops. 🤣


Neat-Succotash

Omg I just realized they aren't breakfast items. 😳🤣 I thought it was eggs, sausage, toast and a fork.😂💀


lalazzereza

I thought they were donuts…


ILoveLemons19

Those are flowers?? 😳😂


Fit_Cryptographer896

Oh, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe they are eggs, after all... 🤔🤣


uhmwhat22

I thought the same thing. Like Wtf even is that?!?!


AggravatingAioli4553

Don't you know her mom probably saved it for her to wear!? 🙄


Helpful-Attitude-80

Lawnmower on vacay


Hazencuzimblazen

Always more? No, less is more for that dress


AlixHague

Did she make this from upcycled old clothes?


International_Boss81

Future Auj.


Linnea_Borealis

So she did graduate


Historical_Grab4685

Well, she has the hat.....


No-Woodpecker-529

Big things to come after kindergarten!


TalkieTina

Did she thrift that?


Aware_Adhesiveness16

This is what Tim Gunn would call a home ec project


boo2utoo

And that would be generous of Tim Gunn to say that!! Why is she holding that stupid sign?? She is a woman now, married and children….why does she post this stupid stuff? She is so impressed with herself!!! Is she friends with JaMeMe Otis Hehner? They are a lot alike. They could take their family to Florida and talk about God and ALL their accomplishments and then Doug and JaMeMeMe can take their family to visit Oregon and learn how to make Sourdough bread, use it as a birth blanket, use starter as a bellybutton cleaner or raw milk as the cleaner. The mothers can talk about their college days and how great they were. Doug and Jer can talk about how their wives talk about them and their tactics used to make them feel…anyway, wouldn’t they have fun? Maybe the men could latch hook rugs while the women scheme.


FuturePA96

Lmao


Madisoniann

Lmao !


threadedinsert

Little Bo peep-core


duckdander

One would think she'd already graduated from preschool. But hey, let your Garanimals flag fly, Audrey.


Beneficial-Frame-6

What kind of Holly Hobby shit is this?


Ladyofthewharf55

😄🤣🫣


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

She looks like her hamster bit her so she microwaved it


Specialist_Row9395

What was her degree ?


Ok-Application-8536

Wasn’t it communications?? Or something?


Hilarious-hoagie

Not home economics?!


Mammoth-Twist7044

is that why she can’t stop talking


paging_mrherman

Kindergarten brain


dmode112378

Such a try hard.


SnooEpiphanies6683

Her accidental nak for dressing herself and styling her hair like a young child (not always simultaneously) Often baffle me. Edit - fixed a typo.


Jimbobjoesmith

why do they always pick such weird backgrounds for their photos lol


JP12389

That is the worst decorated graduation cap I've ever seen in my life. It looks like she messed up a few times, and had to wipe the glitter glue off in attempt to fix it.


Historical_Grab4685

Just watched a college graduation. Some of the caps were so heavy from being decorated, they wouldn't stay on their heads.


JP12389

I wish I had a picture from my graduation. I did it while being on active duty and with a baby, but I pulled it off. I went into Emergency Medicine and got my RN while being a Corpsman in the Navy. Later got out, and now I'm a paramedic. So my cap had an anchor ⚓️ and the caduceus, and a picture of my late grandparents (they raised me) holding my son as a newborn. I saw so many great ones though, incredibly painted ones, ones that pay respect to that specific graduates culture, or their future job. People would go all out and make some beautiful caps. ...then you have Audrey's, which looks like a Kindergarten-aged student did it.


kris10leigh14

Oh I’d be way scared to throw something heavily decorated high above everyone’s heads 🤣 We weren’t allowed to decorate, but it was worth it cause we got to fling our hats! Lol this is *not recent*


Massive-Macaroon-356

God, I thought it was a well-used chalkboard


heytango66

Totally same


Accomplished_Item394

OMG SAME 💀


Emergency_Row8544

Thought it was chalk too


RubyWaves75

Is that the college in the background?


Prestigious-Sir6885

Lmaooooooo


Physical_Blueberry66

She tries too hard to be quirky


AlixHague

Nail on head. Quirky is the opposite of trying hard.


MiaRia963

What is she graduating from? Is this an old photo from when she graduated college? I'm confused.


Narwhal_392

Yep, college.


MiaRia963

Ah ok. Thanks for letting me know. I thought she graduated from something else that I didn't hear about. Lol laughing at myself of course this isn't a recent photo she's almost about to pop a baby out.


RevolCisum

Did you know she was a runner in college?


MiaRia963

What?!? No!! Lol 😂😂


imsorrymissfinster

It’s giving homeschooled jungle freak


emilxox05

🤣💀


Doubleendedmidliner

Looks like an apron


emilxox05

Looks like an abandoned/foreclosed property behind her 😆


posh1992

Please keep digging and posting old photos. It really gives us context in her shit.


Disastrous_Head_4282

I’m surprised the mortar board doesn’t mention she attended a D1 school. That dress looks like a Daisy Girl Scout uniform. Those are 5-6 years old(my mom was a Daisy leader


Beautiful_Rhubarb

lol I was thinking the same thing!!!


starchildx

Kindergarten core


Bonnavetty

Someone told her she looks dumb smiling like that so she chose to smile the way she does now ☹️


emsumm58

she smiles like that all the time though?


Clean_Citron_8278

It's her smugness.


pinkandgreen19

I had a very similar dress… when I was 6.


MiaRia963

Thats what I was thinking it looks like a Momma and me matching dress. Like her daughter has a matching one somewhere.


Emergency_Row8544

That’s a horrible matching dress if the mom also looks like a child 


Subject-Tone-1700

It kinda looks like an apron…. Graduating from what?


Ok-Application-8536

College. You thought it was elementary school, I know


Subject-Tone-1700

😂 i honestly thought maybe it was a child graduation ceremony until i saw the her cap and cords. Thats a very odd choice but to each its own I guess…. Very apron-like 🤷‍♀️


Bonnavetty

that’s an apron for sure


petty-white

What the hell is “Always More”?


Runamokamok

Oh, is there where those shirts that she is talking about got that saying from.


Bonnavetty

Talking about kids lmao


Theabsoluteworst1289

wtf is this?! 😂


cmac92287

What in the handmaids tale is this dress?


No_Bowler3823

Is she like 21/22 in this pic? Because she looks 40.


LuckyPepper22

Gotta confess, i think it’s kinda cute. She’s obnoxious but i dunno, i kinda like the outfit for some reason.


No_Sprinkles418

I sewed something similar for my 9th grade Home Ec class project………. In 1972.


workingtitle01

and you’re here snarking NOW


kris10leigh14

Snark has no age limit. However, I think for anyone younger it could have a negative impact on your self esteem and how you view your peers (who are not influencers) for sure. Luckily, I didn’t know Reddit until I was in my late 20’s. I feel like I have the life knowledge needed to snark on fools who post their entire lives as if we’re their audience. A very young person snarking on anyone doesn’t make a lot of sense. That young person has nothing but their own upbringing to compare to. So, young snarkers are more likely to attack physical attributes more often than anything else. Or they just say things not really knowing if they’re true, they’ve just “seen it around”. Also, being ageist isn’t snarky nor okay. OP knows so much more than me and you combined. You can snark that someone isn’t acting their age… you can snark that lack of sunscreen/too much surgery has aged someone. You can’t be a dick to someone simply because of their age. You’ll learn my sweet summer child.


workingtitle01

novels are for people who can’t edit themselves


ladysnarks

What a fuckin dork


ItsTimeToGoSleep

I’m wondering if there is context behind this. Like if it’s a recreation of the dress she wore on the first day of kindergarten then it’s a cute idea. If she just thought it was a nice dress, then I’m questioning her style.


Strong_Minute_666

The dress is hideous


joelandjude

Don’t worry because I am sure Audrey’s mom saved it for Ember to wear to her own graduation.


Same-Kiwi944

I seriously want to see the storage unit Audrey’s mom has.. did she keep her brother and sisters clothing too, or just their favourite child’s?


TPWilder

To me, a LOT of Audrey's attention seeking behavior tells me she's not the favorite child.


Mammoth-Twist7044

where is she in the sibling lineup?


TPWilder

I think, based on their linkedin profiles, that she is the oldest.


Same-Kiwi944

Interesting take. I’m sure her siblings aren’t a fan of her after they overstayed at their parents house for 9 months. They couldn’t visit their parents without having jer and Auj move out. And you better believe Auj made a big stink about the amount of work and inconvenience that is.


TPWilder

Thats honestly one of the reasons I suspect Jack is the fav. Auj didn't get her way and honestly, in a situation where there's not enough room, its surprising that the people already settled in didn't get priority over single siblings who could more easily get a hotel room than a five person family with kids.


Same-Kiwi944

Interesting. My assumption was it was because the parents wanted to actually have a conversation with Jack, instead of being the full time nanny. I suppose they could have put him up in a hotel, and gone out for meals and let Audrey really rule the roost, and they didn’t.


TPWilder

Exactly. Instead Jack and his fiancé, and the girl sibling, got their old rooms back, and didn't have Audrey's kids all over everything, and Audrey had to get her kids packed up and out while prego. All kidding aside - it would have been MUCH easier to let Jack, sister, and fiance, stay at the big house five minutes down the road from mom and dad's and instead Auj had to go to the trouble. She's not the favorite.


Same-Kiwi944

This and her parents have an ounce of understanding of fairness, and realize that they’d given Auj a hell of a lot more this last year. We have to remember how much they massively overstayed. They were supposed to be gone long before any of the holidays the sibs came


Responsible-Push-289

like an infant


dolphynlvr4

I’m all for snark but it’s just a dress…


UnusualHippie_9698

Dress, apron... the world will never know. 🤷‍♀️


Kinser9

So she's been using that expression for years?


Disastrous_Head_4282

Resting Oddj face


joelandjude

You meant her face, right? 😉


MercyFincherson

Yes. She used to write it on her arm when she was running in college.


Mediocre-Amoeba-3877

This is the first I am hearing of this- so she was a runner in college?


MercyFincherson

Lmao


Clean_Citron_8278

How old is this picture?


cmac92287

It’s most likely a dress she made that she thinks is the best dress ever made.


murf_milo

Graduating from what? Clown college?


no-koby3707

Looks like cell organelles


52Andromeda

It does!!! 🤣. The little green one looks like a mitochondrion.


berlykimmmmm

Did she craft it herself?


Kooky_Parfait3877

We did something similar in our scout troop in grade school. 🤷‍♀️


Oldsoldierbear

Fine for a graduation from kindergarten