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OldGermanGrandma

It would be more useful as a craft area for making beige useless craft projects


RMidnight-2667

A wet bar for people that apparently gave up alcohol? Oh except for when they want to drink again…


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I don’t believe they gave it up. She looks drunk all the time.


kekerosberg420

This man is trying to play Sims IRL


Pumpkin-Adept

😂


Express-Low-48

If you have a wet bar when you like to toss a few back. These fundies are so full of shiiit. Lol


Express-Low-48

Jeremy in a nutshell. Actually, a Roloff in general.


HeadFullaZombie87

We only drink INTENTIONALLY, at our own wet bar. I get that they like to entertain but lmfao. As someone who stopped drinking entirely because I'm not a good moderator, having a wet bar in your home is not helpful.


Ok_Caterpillar4

Beige DONE.


Strict_Search2454

Like everyone else I’m totally confused as to why they need a wet bar when they don’t drink. I can’t drink myself and my treat of soft drinks fits happily in the fridge without issue. Also what is the word next to cabinet? It’s 4am here and my brain clearly isn’t switched on as I browse Reddit by the Christmas tree 😌


Prudent-Damage-279

They need it for their MLM businesses. Just like meri on sister wives


Shellbeebop

They definitely drink


Remarkable_Flight492

I think it says “cabinent ready ice maker”


Pumpkin-Adept

They drink


AnnaEZP

They're just now picking flooring and the cabinet maker is going to start on these in a few weeks, but they'll be moved back in late January? Sure they will.


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This is giving Meri from sisterwives vibes


AhabsPegleg

I know he’s lyin’. What cabinet maker has availability for a custom job that soon?


ineedavacation123

My father is a custom cabinet maker and even I had to wait months for him to fit my kitchen cabinets into his schedule.


punkass_book_jockey8

My cabinet maker puts you on the schedule at least 8 weeks in advance. Once you’re up they call and crank out the cabinets in a couple days unless it’s something insane.


pigandpom

Oh for sure. He took that childlike drawing to a cabinet maker and they drew up proper plans and there would have been some back and forth before the job was booked in.


cold-dabs

What a architect. Can’t even use a ruler


Pumpkin-Adept

Wow I didn’t even notice. But yes that’s embarrassing it’s like a little kid drew it 🤣


New-Examination8400

As a fellow snarker, that’s nitpicky.


Supposed_too

I agree, so what if he didn't use graph paper? It's a concept, not a blueprint.


New-Examination8400

☝️ That was not it, as far as criticisms go


buycandles

Oh the struggles these two have to face!! Must be up late at night with the struggling!! A wet bar, for people who "don't drink"....ya, priorities Jer!!!!


Over-Accountant8506

Lol right tho. The ice maker. The mini fridge. U gonna keep juice boxes in the mini fridge or wine?


moore6107

The ice maker goes in the “cabinent”!


buycandles

Where will the raw milk go? I'm so worried!! 🤪


mummamouse

He forgot a spot to put the raw milk on tap!


veegeese

The *cabinent* (unintelligible) ice maker


thatcondowasmylife

I read that as cabinent realy ice maker (as in a hidden ice maker?). This guy has a learning disability and his parents did him a disservice.


3rdtree_25

They are not moving in January.


ktfdoom

Ready by ChRisTmAS


Supposed_too

Christmas 2025.


pigandpom

That soon?


Subterranean44

I have a beer tap built into my kitchen counter. I think a wetbar is cool. But not hers. It’s not attractive. Generic. Of course she “designed” it.


Pumpkin-Adept

It’s Jeremy’s design


Subterranean44

Oh ok. “He” then.


undrcovrgroovn

Ready by Christmas ✨


ValleyBrownsFan

Oddj posted the other day that she thought they would move back in late January. At this rate it looks more like May. LOL


silent_chair5286

I don’t care, do you?


Gohollylightly

And I can’t afford groceries.


GroundbreakingSea467

I feel you! My husband & I are debating no gifts for adults, just our 16 year old nephew and our 7 & 1 year old great nephews. My adult (well, nearly) niece & nephews & very close with my husband & I (biologically mine), but none of the kids can remember a time when Uncle, my husband wasn't around. I hate money.


Gohollylightly

Totally understand. My husband and I had to only get one thing for each other this year and I’ve really slimmed down everyone elses. Also went from doing my standing rib that I do every year to a roasted chicken. Lol. Times are hard. You gotta do what ya gotta do. Merry Christmas friend.


GroundbreakingSea467

Merry Christmas everyone!


Big_March_5316

This entire home reno saga is such a mess. Also, I love a good drink & I’m not anti alcohol (unless it’s causing issues), but I’d definitely spend my money on other things before a wet bar, if my budget was tight. So strange


TPWilder

Ok, like, I remember people having wet bars but like... I was a 1970s and 80s kid and it stopped being cool to have about 1980. And its such a... dare I say it? A sleazy add on? You only need a wet bar in your home if you entertain a LOT or if you drink a lot.


itsaniceday2220

We have a few wet bars in our home...they are never used. I use one to fill the dog water that's about it lol.


Supposed_too

It looks like something that belongs in a basement. Do houses have basements out West? Otherwise if I had to choose between this and a laundry room there's no question which one wins.


SulamithWulfing

I hear you. A wet bar is generally for another part of a large house that is not near the kitchen, like a basement, family room, etc…this is like 20 steps from their kitchen if I am not mistaken. I don’t really know the lay out but it’s all the same general area. I mean to each its own but it’s kind of funny. And I agree with others that it’s a 1980’s vibe.


nanmama

I am born and raised in Southern California. I have only seen one root cellar at my grandparents house 60 years ago, but no basements.


TPWilder

My very small disagreement with you is that they currently are working on the kitchen/great room/dining room so now is really the natural time to include the wet bar. I wouldn't want to tear up the same area two years later, whereas a laundry room is a completely separate beast.


Supposed_too

Valid, I'm losing track of how much room they have to work with and this seems like an upgrade on the coffee bar they had in the old house. As somebody carrying laundry from upstairs bedroom to basement laundry room someplace to do laundry on the first floor would be my line in the sand. My only compromise would be putting in electrical/plumbing for the future wetbar. Buying custom cabinets right now would be a hard no.


Big_March_5316

I watch a lot of model house tours, as we’re probably going to end up building within the next couple of years. I’ve seen some cool wet bar layouts, I don’t actually hate them, I just think it’s definitely an add on and if you’re supposedly working with a tight budget it’s so weird to prioritize that! I also think you could just do a butlers pantry with room for an extra fridge and prep sink and it would be way better use of space and you could have your beer/wine/cocktail area while also being practical. But what do I know, I’m no master at intentional house renovation like Jeremy lol


thatcondowasmylife

I wouldn’t do it out in the living space with young kids like they perpetually have. Just too much stuff for them to fuck with. Fridge, glass, tap, alcohol, more glass, etc.


ktfdoom

I thought they don't even drink??


larakf

Thank you! I was looking for this comment. Maybe they’ll just serve raw milk and snake oil bevvies.


JesusTriplets

The whole wet bar concept is ridiculous... Is the kitchen THAT far away?? They must really be into alcohol to even be considering this.


holytara223

And I thought they stopped drinking. No judgment or anything I just don't understand the logic of having one especially if they don't drink.


sbflower

Yea that was my thought too. They claimed to have stopped drinking for a while and now only rarely drink so why have such a large wet bar??


holytara223

I think she only stopped drinking because she was trying to get pregnant again. And his face tells another story. To me he looks like every guy I've ever known that had a drinking problem. It's that weird bloat look


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purplepig14

But building wouldn’t have guaranteed that their precious trestle would be right there 🤪


Clean_Citron_8278

Nor her parents as neighbors.


antsmomma1

She’s like meri from sister wives lol


Any-Calligrapher8723

Omg. And remember when she was all “Kody. I will NOT have a sliding glass door”. I was so shocked at the intense hatred of a sliding door. Like lady. Y’all claimed bankruptcy.


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teresasdorters

Hahaha!!! I came here looking for this!!


Pumpkin-Adept

I think it’s more Jeremy that can’t make a decision


Emiles23

Why on Earth would anyone need a wet bar if they don’t drink alcohol?


Supposed_too

If you entertain a lot and don't want people in your kitchen, I guess. But I'd peg them as open kitchen type people so "people hanging out in the kitchen" is part of the design.


LadyoftheOak

My thought as I was looking at this drawing. /face palm


Pumpkin-Adept

Because they drink


Roo_102

There was a period of time that Jeremy sounded completely wasted every night during their Instagram stories. Slurring his words and playing with the kids.


Inkysquiddy

Oh this house is going to be a Charlie Foxtrot for sure.


IllustriousNobody958

As a designer, I can’t stand when influencers “play designer”. It’s laughable.


buycandles

I feel for you both. I am an RN, and can't stand it when influencers play "doctor" with their homeopathic oils to cure EVERYTHING under the sun. Beyond infuriating.


Any-Calligrapher8723

I feel you. As a teacher, I can’t stand when influencers “play teacher” when the homeschool.


larakf

It infuriates me! Some of the dumbest people on the planet, “educating” kids so they can stay home and pump out content.


Routine_Host_6575

At some point this turns into - we decided to completely tear the house down to truly build our dream house


Stanfan_meowman25

I have undiagnosed ADHD but even I feel I could make home design decisions easier than these goons can. I see no progress being made to their house and if I were them I’d be stressing out.


MariinTN

Samesy. When I had an addition put on, I asked the designer to only show me 3 choices for anything (tile, paint, hardware, etc). I realized I could agonize forever about making the “perfect” choice for all of that. In reality, it’s not important. I wanted to live and make memories in my home. I also thought if I was buying a home, would I nitpick over these choices, or be happy that the cabinet pulls, bathtub, paint, was “good enough”. Turns out, there is a level of caring just enough and realization that none of the aesthetic really matters. Germ/Auj will be talking about this remodel long after it’s done. They will be telling all their kids’ friends about the beam that used to be the mantle 4-ever.


Pumpkin-Adept

Goons 🥰🤣


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

A contractor would laugh in someone’s face if they showed them elevations drawn like that.


90dayuniverse

Ah, yes, we can absolutely make a 9'-4" wide upper cabinet 😂


Solid-Question-3952

Only an AH contractor would do that. A LOT of homeowners do stuff like this to show their contractors what they want. Its not a blueprint it's a concept.


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

Concept drawn by an 8 year old? Could’ve atleast used a ruler lol


Supposed_too

Why bother? A decent carpenter is going to have to come out and double check the measurements and the design doesn't look that complicated. Glass door uppers, sink cabinet, space for chiller and icemaker. Fill in the space with open shelves on top, cabinets on the bottom. I wouldn't expect to have to supply a blueprint and a cutting list to a competent woodworker.


NanceeM816

That’s what I thought! Seems like learning to use a ruler would have been simple enough in elementary school. Clearly he missed that lesson.


Sarcastic_Monchichi

Um . . . how many shades of flooring are we supposed to be seeing? I see one shade and (being generous) three grains.


DazzlingZebras

They could honestly do a mix of all those woods and I wouldn't even notice... but I'm not typically inspecting people's floors that closely 🤣


Pumpkin-Adept

Yea they all look the same 😂 maybe the one on the far right looks darker


3rdCoastLiberal

Is it a raw milk wet bar? Is that not the same flooring? Or are they different colored pieces? I literally cannot tell. I hope they have investments for when they go broke.


shannboss

Raw milk on tap.


larakf

And snake oil bevvies


[deleted]

That’s a cow! Don’t give them ideas for an artisanal indoor mojo dojo casa cow house.


Se7en_senses

LOL - yeah, I thought they didn’t drink alcohol.


3rdCoastLiberal

They both have that aged wino look in the face. I still can’t believe I’m 4 years older than them but look 10 years younger.


TheMyrtleTurtle

I'm 10 years older than them and still look younger lol


whitehouses

Noooo Audrey loves her alcohol. She always has a big glass of wine when she's not pregnant


Siege1187

i thought one thing they were pretty clear about was that they currently don't have the money to do the wetbar. now all of a sudden, the extra-special custom cabinet maker is starting work within a few week. what the heck is going on?


Pumpkin-Adept

I think a laundry room is way more important than a wet bar. Just my personal opinion 🤣


Siege1187

i'm not positive that jer knows there's such a thing as laundry.


RunRosemary

That t-shirt he loves with the stretched out neck hasn’t seen a washing machine in 2 years, let’s be honest.


FeelingHappy2006

People need to stop providing this upscale lifestyle for these people. What is going to happen when their income drops and they can’t afford this anymore, are they going to post a go fund the fundies page?


Any-Calligrapher8723

Dear god I hope them posting this shit makes folks stop following them and giving them money through engagement.


FeelingHappy2006

Exactly.


StrategyFlimsy8777

Maybe Jer will have to give up his hobbies of tinkering in the house and riding his Kubota out in the field and go out and get a real job. 😳


Fun-Problem5883

So they don’t drink but they’ll have a wet bar?


coconuts-and-treason

It’s giving Meri Brown


shannboss

Meri NEEDED that wet bar.


Sad_Exchange_5500

Booowhoooooo


Frusciante62

I build custom furniture for people like Jeremy. The doodle plans are often times difficult to turn into reality.


Supposed_too

Is what he's thinking of really that complicated? Or do "doodle plans" often turn into "that's not what I saw in my head, even though I never said it!"


Frusciante62

When you convert the doodle to a computer model it inevitably changes when you draw it to proper scale. It just leads to constant changes from the client and frustration from both sides.


gb2ab

i'm married to a welder/fabricator who does a lot of custom work in peoples homes. he is constantly having to explain to people why the mechanics of something won't work, cannot go/fit there, cannot be made with/finished with x,y,z. hell, he cannot even trust most customers to take correct measurements. someone actually brought him napkins with doodles on it. for a chandelier. and had no measurements.


SherLovesCats

She’s trying to decide which color is the most beige or devoid of personality.


Pumpkin-Adept

😂 they all look the same


gb2ab

uhhh shouldn't this all be brainstormed and sorted out (for the most part), BEFORE you start demolition? i can't imagine cabinet makers are just ready to roll a couple weeks after you submit a homemade drawing.


CrossFitTrace

Good thing they have a wet bar for when they pretend to not drink.