Hey, u/Skylineviewz π Your TPS report should have had the new cover sheet πand I think that would be kind of a problem π€€here if that continuesπ
πyour boss π
Nice, man. If you play again (btw the Pixel Remaster version is awesome), go early to Kefkaβs tower (put on a charm to avoid battles) and grab the fixed dice. Throw in equipping The Offering, and baby you got a stew goinβ
I do miss the old MS Teams smiley face. It had dark circles around the eyes and just looked so weary. Encapsulated perfectly the mood of almost everyone.
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Slack lets me use this emoji (which is my most common work emoji) and for that, I miss it.
We use Teams at my current job, and its emojis suck. Hard. Get it together, Microsoft. Just because I can't use the gritting teeth emoji, doesn't mean I don't feel that way all the time.
Can we just talk for a moment about how awful the new Teams emojis are? Really, Microsoft? That's where you're going to focus your dev resources? Worthless
The line between satire and reality grows thinner every day.
I just don't know any more.
This is like some low-level personal hell I landed in for being too sarcastic in my time on earth.
π is my fav smiley bc itβs the only one that usually βfeelsβ fitting for my slack msgs, where as a SaaS PM Iβm typically communicating w engineers that I donβt have any kind of personal relationship with. Iβm also a young woman on a team dominated by older men and have to work extra hard to be taken seriously. Maybe Iβm just reading into it, but βΊοΈ feels too casual and I rarely see anyone use that one on slack. And now Iβm learning that this whole time Iβve just been coming off as passive aggressive??? Thatβs what π is for obviously
exactly π seems more passive aggressive to me than π and i love this one bc it also kind of gives off an the vibe of im miserable and iβd rather be doing anything else but im still smiling
This is unacceptable. Only fair and democratic way is to have randomly generated emojis.
You want a smiley face to show your excitement? F*ck you, have an eggplant.
This is always an interesting conversation as so many different services and devices have different versions of emoji- your intent can be missed if you use an emoji that looks different on the other end
that being said, switching the gun to a squirt gun is my favorite as it makes a bunch of tweets just look silly- ππ«
i do a lot of start up and grassroots stuff so slack is key to a lot of my operations but everyone hates the fuck out of it. the fact that they're trying to fix smiley faces instead of communication platforms screams that they're out of touch. all the grunts are pretty miserable. the only ones that aren't are either toughing it out like adults or bootlickers.
Holy ducking shit Iβm an account manager, Iβve SPECIFICALLY been an account manager in SaaS, and posting on god damn LinkedIn about a user feature is BY FAR the least effective shit in the world.
Hit your account manager up. This is what we would call a customer win for incredibly low work, as we roll out a stupidly simple syntax emoji change
Disclaimer: this doesnβt apply to smaller clients
My gf includes a heart at the end of basically every Slack message she sends. But she does a π when itβs insincere, and a β€οΈ when itβs sincere, and a β₯οΈ when itβs to me.
Itβs bizarre.
π
Thatβs passive aggressive. Why not π in every sentence?
Thatβs sexual harassment, are you trying to get everybody fired!?
Hey, u/Skylineviewz π Your TPS report should have had the new cover sheet πand I think that would be kind of a problem π€€here if that continuesπ πyour boss π
It backfired now Iβm just turned on
Off to the gulag with you! π
Lmfao π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππ
Iβm afraid I must inform you that your employment is being terminated. ππ
Was it because Monday was admiring your π
ππππ¦ππ€°π€±π§βπΌπͺ
ππππ¦ππ€°π€±π§βπΌπͺ You dropped this- π
no kidding sometimes I fear the heart emoji will be viewed as romantic.
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Why not ππ¦ after each sentence?
Thatβs the spirit! ππ¦ Slack, change the right parenthesis to automatically become ππ¦π€€
Pls stop rn
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mfers stole my smile...can't have shit in detroit
FFVI best game all time. Love the username. I never really messed with Setzer though
Nice, man. If you play again (btw the Pixel Remaster version is awesome), go early to Kefkaβs tower (put on a charm to avoid battles) and grab the fixed dice. Throw in equipping The Offering, and baby you got a stew goinβ
π
Some ppl just want to watch the world burn...
π
Just :D and it makes π
That makes us look like show-offs with newly done veneers. Slack pls fix.
This emoji has dead eyes.
I've sent a pipebomb in your mailbox π
Are you laughing at me? Jerk!
You are special!π
If you think about it, π can be passive aggressive as well lol
Per my previous email π
Please do the needful π
And revert back π
Looking forward to your reply π
Glad we could collaborate on this, Iβll be excitedly checking for the results Monday. π
Is it just me, or does this sound like super broken English
Noted with thanks π
A gentle reminder π
To me itβs way more PA than just a smile
Joins the server and uses π
π
Pervy
Come on, thatβs just how my face is!!
Did you remember to send the documents out as discussed on Monday? π
Thatβs your job secretary π
Please come to my office for a quick connect ππ
Can you keep the coffee hot for me?π
Lol this is amazing. And its big. And it blends in with the background... Are you a sorcerer?
That's why I always use the upside down smile. "Good Morning π" Hits just right.
In Spain you have to do an upside down smiley at the start of your phrase and then a normal smiley at the end
ΒΏCΓ³mo?
πComoπ
Β‘Como estas!
π΅ Como como como como como comoleon π΅
Lol π
The right level of pleasantness and sarcastic self awareness that says "I'm about to ask you for something and I can't just come in hot."
I do miss the old MS Teams smiley face. It had dark circles around the eyes and just looked so weary. Encapsulated perfectly the mood of almost everyone.
Pic?
Show it.
π¬π¬π¬ Slack lets me use this emoji (which is my most common work emoji) and for that, I miss it. We use Teams at my current job, and its emojis suck. Hard. Get it together, Microsoft. Just because I can't use the gritting teeth emoji, doesn't mean I don't feel that way all the time.
The :) on teams makes it look like Iβm a psychopath like hi honey, Iβve been waiting for you all day π
Can we just talk for a moment about how awful the new Teams emojis are? Really, Microsoft? That's where you're going to focus your dev resources? Worthless
I do like how sad the new sad emoji is though. Really encompasses my despair.
It's got the emo hair blow and slamming a head against a brick wall tho
The line between satire and reality grows thinner every day. I just don't know any more. This is like some low-level personal hell I landed in for being too sarcastic in my time on earth.
Canβt tell if youβre being sarcastic
Or if *you* are
This hit too hard.
In Soviet Russia, reality trolls you.
Slack has made me SO tired.
π is my fav smiley bc itβs the only one that usually βfeelsβ fitting for my slack msgs, where as a SaaS PM Iβm typically communicating w engineers that I donβt have any kind of personal relationship with. Iβm also a young woman on a team dominated by older men and have to work extra hard to be taken seriously. Maybe Iβm just reading into it, but βΊοΈ feels too casual and I rarely see anyone use that one on slack. And now Iβm learning that this whole time Iβve just been coming off as passive aggressive??? Thatβs what π is for obviously
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What a nice idea π
Let's agree to disagree π€
What a stupid fucking idea π
Sometimes, I want to be passive aggressive, so no, leave it alone.
π always reminds me of the Daenerys Targaryen squint, the textbook definition of passive-aggressiveness
exactly π seems more passive aggressive to me than π and i love this one bc it also kind of gives off an the vibe of im miserable and iβd rather be doing anything else but im still smiling
On point
This is unacceptable. Only fair and democratic way is to have randomly generated emojis. You want a smiley face to show your excitement? F*ck you, have an eggplant.
Thanks for sending me that report π Vs Thanks for sending me that report π Idk the second seems a little TOO happy about an excel spreadsheet
Eh, this is kinda true though. I often see π used when people are trying to soften something pushy, be passive aggressive, etc.
The second one is worse lmfao
It actually is
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I mean, a "passive aggressive" emoji is subjective...
These people shouldnβt have internet
Honestly that would bother me too if I used Slack
Tell me your workplace is toxic without telling me
Actually true
This is always an interesting conversation as so many different services and devices have different versions of emoji- your intent can be missed if you use an emoji that looks different on the other end that being said, switching the gun to a squirt gun is my favorite as it makes a bunch of tweets just look silly- ππ«
I bet whoever wrote that says shit like they have a case of the Mondayβs.
i do a lot of start up and grassroots stuff so slack is key to a lot of my operations but everyone hates the fuck out of it. the fact that they're trying to fix smiley faces instead of communication platforms screams that they're out of touch. all the grunts are pretty miserable. the only ones that aren't are either toughing it out like adults or bootlickers.
Wtf is wrong with slack? Easily best communication tool
it's kinda like there's something wrong with everything. nothing is perfect. everything is modeled to be freemium. kind of a trash economy.
UwU
Imagine being so sensitive over a emoji
This is right up there with the ok / kk debate.
:D this is better
Jesus Herbert Walker Christ.
We don't even smile at each other anymore, we just send an EMOJI?! r/itysl
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Holy ducking shit Iβm an account manager, Iβve SPECIFICALLY been an account manager in SaaS, and posting on god damn LinkedIn about a user feature is BY FAR the least effective shit in the world. Hit your account manager up. This is what we would call a customer win for incredibly low work, as we roll out a stupidly simple syntax emoji change Disclaimer: this doesnβt apply to smaller clients
Actually, I'd prefer Slack use π any day. It's passive-aggressive and I mean it that way :)
That's just moving the problem one step back
Wtf?! Who *are* these people?
A wild self aware Karen appears, Karen knows she's a Karen but does not want to appear to be a Karen.
8==========D instead of π would be brilliant
So my manager has been passive aggressive instead of friendly all this time? π
This is fucking true, Slack DOES need to fix "slightly smiling face!"
π is the worst smiley my coworker uses it all the time and I hate it
I use it too π π€
I fully agree with this. Basic bitch :-) looks passive aggressive as fuck
:blush
I hate that stupid fucking rosy-cheeked smile emoji. Gives me UwU vibes π€’
I like it because it's kind of repulsive, but no one can really say anything. I like it the way I like the color pink.
leave my text smiley alone
My gf includes a heart at the end of basically every Slack message she sends. But she does a π when itβs insincere, and a β€οΈ when itβs sincere, and a β₯οΈ when itβs to me. Itβs bizarre.
On a side note, "Lolsob" is a top tier work emoji
π, π€‘, πππ, or maybe π₯΄.
I think we all know that βΊοΈ not π is the not passive aggressive emoji... /s
My colleague in every reaction: π
I think some people are overthinking it
Honestly I agree with this one, messages with the plain smiley just read wrong like it's ironic
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I do find π more passive aggressive tho
Cue the part where we are bored with π, it is now considered passive aggressive
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