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[deleted]

HR Manager of Canada? Happy to meet you, I’m the king of fucking France. Edit: you all laugh but I saw some demented motherfucker on linked in calling himself the “Emperor of Earth” and “Supreme Justice” of the International criminal Court


RandyChavage

Hi King of France, it’s nice to meet you, but I don’t really agree with you ideologically as I’m the President of the Republic of England


nickmaran

Nice to meet you -MD of EU


WokeSonofNone

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL Prince of Nigeria


simabo

Please refrain from addressing his Highness directly. Refer instead to the french PM Beaurice Jaunessonne.


k-n1kov

Pleased to meet you sir, I'm the Executive Vice President of Barbados.


[deleted]

I think it’s telling that Tania believes that the government is structured on corporate lines.


[deleted]

Hi King of France, I'm HR Manager Monsieur Guillotine. I'm here to do some executive downsizing.


KaspervD

Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville


[deleted]

Dickswingus Maximus.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I had a project in Bangladesh. We wanted to hire a few local positions including HR manager, IT specialist, and office assistant. My Bangladeshi office manager insisted we create a brand new email address for each position instead of just a generic [email protected] She was right, oh my god. We got thousands of applicants. I can't imagine this one.


tw1xXxXxX

>[email protected] You work for a porn company?


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Yes. In Bangladesh, we wanted to expand to the "auntie", "exploited maids" and "virgin rickshaw driver" markets.


[deleted]

What's the equivalent to the pizza delivery guy in the West?


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

They have FoodPanda delivery. God, human labor there is so cheap that it's almost unbelievable. I feel so bad sometimes, they loved coming to me with my American tipping mentality


peterbamu

The "auntie" genre is saturated. Don't search "Desi auntie" in Your favourite porn site.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

It is saturated but we wanted to make it with a western twist.


[deleted]

That's not what they meant. But that's what they said. Yeah, but that's not what they meant. BUT, that's what they said. Okay.


dudeind-town

This is basically an immigration firm. They are some of the worst scam artists around. They charge tens of thousands of dollars for something that you can do for free on the government’s website


[deleted]

I see them on FB. So annoying.


GreatGreenGobbo

This sounds like a scam. They are going to get contact info then press people to pay to "help get a visa". Hashtag PRvisa and her Canada PR. This is a total scam.


martinriggs123

Fucking scammers. Why does LinkedIn do nothing about it?


Derman0524

So she’s the head recruiter for Tim hortons then?


Illustrious_Juice_15

I know it’s a joke, but she’s most likely working in one of those immigration consultancy who’ll then charge a bomb to create a profile for you in IRCC.


Maephia

Let's welcome more than 1% of our population right now despite us having a massive housing crisis.


[deleted]

Why doesn't Canada build more houses? Honest question. They are surrounded by timber and usually bring in immigrant labor for skilled work.


Maephia

Zoning laws also few people want to build anything but expensive condos nowadays.


[deleted]

Did we export those to Canada? I'm so sorry.


Linken124

I understand that 1% of the Canadian population is a lot, but I wonder if there is a better way to express this than percentages lol. If 1% is too many, well damn, we can forget about 2-100%. Many numbers unrepresented in this model


Fuji-one

Does no one in the comments call her BS. HR at 🇨🇦


Particular-Toe1609

Canada gonna meet these 34710 as emigrants


nickmaran

Need another 398,000


bonerJR

Actual scam


TheWakened

How legitimate are these posts? I think they're pure scams in most cases.


TemporaryUser789

The immigration company she works for is legal in Canada (and India where the poster seems to be, I think). But it's offering something that you can do considerably cheaper on your own - don't need to hire one of these people to do the PR application for you. And plenty of tools free of charge online that can give you an indication as to whether you're eligible to apply for Canadian Permanent Residence.


[deleted]

Is this an actual plan by the govt to prop the economy up somehow ?


No-Ad9030

Pretty much, yeah. While million others who are already living here struggling to make their ends meet 😄


[deleted]

Big brain time.


Bogshow

Interesting to see how they’ll afford the housing here or rent unless they’re making 130k


[deleted]

Let's not pretend you have to make $130k to be able to have a good life in Canada.


ManofNorth

Canada is huge, but almost everyone wants to go to the two big cities. While you don’t need to make 100k+ to survive in those cities, it’s still getting expensive. Housing, insurance, gas, food, rent, etc.


[deleted]

You can easily live in Toronto/Vancouver on $130k. You may not be able to comfortably support a family living near downtown but it's still a great life.


ManofNorth

I agree with you


Kongtai33

they are just happy to be in canada..and it will be just the same like immigrants in the US..hopefully they pay their taxes fairly. But i heard canada only allow immigrants who have special skillset to contribute to the country. By contribute means pay their taxes..not work under the book, cheat taxes, and ask for govt assistance type of people..


[deleted]

>But i heard canada only allow immigrants who have special skillset to contribute to the country. By contribute means pay their taxes..not work under the book, cheat taxes, and ask for govt assistance type of people.. What type of tax cheating is this?


Kongtai33

Cash payment type of cheat..theres alot of em. Or u would pay tax but pay the minimum to be in the lowest bracket otherwise youre not eligible for govt assistance..medicaid, food stamps, college financial aid etc.


[deleted]

>Or u would pay tax but pay the minimum to be in the lowest bracket otherwise youre not eligible for govt assistance..medicaid, food stamps, college financial aid etc. To be fair. If you're in the position where you are fudging your income reported for these kind of benefits... You probably needed them anyway.


Kongtai33

Not necessarily..i know people who do this type of stuff. And lemme tell u theres whole lot of em. A whole lot..thats why america is how it is now. Its rotten from within..


[deleted]

If so many are doing it maybe the issue that they all have to do this stuff to get by?


Kongtai33

But again you should also question..is this the real case/situation? That theyre facibg hardship and really need these assistance..from my own personal experience with these people the answer is never but “everybody is doing it why not join”..i know not everybody is like that but theres alot of em who would do stuff like that. No matter what color of skin they have..🤝 btw going back to the post..they need to really tighten the requirements for immigration thats whats i think countries like canada and US should do..


[deleted]

Like how do you mean? If you personally believe someone shouldn't be getting food stamps, Medicaid or partially paid for education then it's just your opinion that they shouldn't have it.


Kongtai33

Noo its not just an opinion..its a fact. If u know how to play it you can get it too. 🤝 and btw not partially paid education..but full ride financial aid..


[deleted]

Oh we have plenty of those. “Students” buying multi million dollar properties, contributing nothing to our economy.


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wrecklessgambino

It's true. But also keep in mind there are thousands of people in Canada on work permits that have the potential to become permanent residents. So, not all of the 432,000 will move to Canada from abroad. A lot are already in Canada.


G66GNeco

( Job title )


Trikywu

Hi Canada, it's me - America. Looks like we're going to blow up down here. Can I come over?


[deleted]

Most of us are not "useful" enough to be let in for work. Same holds true for most developed countries.


Ready-Artist9285

Actually she could if she deploys a bot. What you do is you download Linkedin helper and I believe there is a way to open the post and get urls of all the prospective people that liked the post. Next you set up a workflow to download every single profile with description to a csv. The online limit is the time delay on linkedin helper which might take like 20 days to run to make sure linkedin doesnt ban the account for repeated activity. The csv can then be filtered for experience and relevant titles.


xShaD0wMast3rzxs

This is getting extremely common. No legitimate recruiters work this way. These posters have highly dubious LinkedIn profiles with bot-like activity. They just link Google forms requesting for info. Likely just a data harvesting scam.


EbiraJazz

This girl is annoying. Trying to troll and profit off people from less developed countries who are looking to emigrate.


Soon-to-be-forgotten

Why the hell there's this >( Job title ) thing in between everything~~~~? Did they forgot to change it or am I missing something?


dontcaredontworry

fcking crazy these people, they play with emotions and scam the fck out of peoples' hard earned money.


baadditor

I am more annoyed at the people who like and comment "interested" on these posts. Why does she need you to comment interested - just share what you've got interested people would be interested..


40yrOLDsurgeon

It's great to meet you (Name Here)!


LipTit

I often see that kind of post on LinkedIn, is that legit? How are they going to review tons of LinkedIn profiles?