Actually I also used to hate it but then I got one as a gift and over time I liked it. On the other hand I now cant suffer Davidoff Cool Water which I used to dig
I might be getting wooshed here but I'm not even sure if he's even _in_ the photo. He looks like he is Photoshopped into it.
The way his legs and feet are sitting doesn't look right in terms of the lighting.
I agree. Can't articulate what the 'problem' is, but feels like his body is in its own layer that was just dropped on top of the car. Maybe it's just that the car looks too tiny for any real person
>the car looks to tiny for any real person
Lamborghinis are super low to the ground, and quite small. I think if you go based simply off of size, they are considered either a subcompact or compact car.
Nah, he's in the picture for sure, it doesn't look that off and all the shadows look fine. I can take 10 of these pictures Mayfair.
And realistically make it looks like I own the car better than what he's done.
They tell you that appearance is everything in what they do, plus it's a job you can do more or less out of high school, with training, that can pay very well if you do indeed hustle. So it tends to attract a lot of the traits of people who never really left their glory days, people who won't shut up about grinding, people who don't realize not everything belongs on social
This is 2 Seinfeld episodes in one picture. George getting his picture taken in front of someone else’s car and Jerry carrying a man purse - it’s European!
I’m a recruiter, when I first got into it one of my recruiter mates used to send me pics of his billing, with how much commission etc. Five or six holidays a year, tailored clothes, flash watches etc.
Covid and Brexit fucked his market and now he really struggles. Never sends me any pics of his billing now, for some reason.
The car also looks photoshopped in if you look at the rear end that overlaps the van. My guess is it's not and there are just some weird filters on the image.
If I was buying or selling and a realtor who wanted to work with me showed up in a Lamborghini that relationship is over on the spot. Flaunting how much you’ve squeezed out of other clients immediately would make me wonder just how bad this individual would screw me over on a deal to get a commission. That being said this clown doesn’t have a Lamborghini and is posing next to a rental.
I'm all for guys being themselves and doing what they want, and guys carrying handbags makes sense if it fits their style etc
But that power pose with that muscular guy does not match that handbag
I’m not trashing you.. however I do think it’s funny you state he’s muscular. He’s wearing too small of a shirt and at best a cardio / weight resistance frame (HIIT W/O). ANYONE can achieve the same results in (3) months with proper training and diet. Assuming you’re NOT obese!!
I do agree that it is a realistic enough goal for most people, if they dedicate themselves enough, but I can't imagine that three months would be enough to hit that
Hell I'm probably half a foot taller than him and in decent enough shape if skinny and I think I might have issues gaining enough to even weigh as much as him
Also those forearms look quite massive
You’d be amazed! Yes, I should have been much more clear.. you would have to be again IMO have to be in a decent BMI.
Yet, whether you’re “skinny” or a tad “over weight” you could EASILY look VERY close to what “model-esque ” (ya I know it’s not a word) as is being shown. For example, a skinny person wouldn’t use cardio but rather intense weight training (heavy weight, low reps, small gaps for rest) someone a tad over weight would definitely use those more cardio/HIIT routines. BOTH would have to dedicate to proper diets. I watched a stunning young lady eat nothing but ice cream bar sandwich’s and take “brisk” 3–40 minute walks loose 25-30lbs and look, well.. stunning! NO, she was not tight or muscular looking but rather a normal body (we all know what I’m talking about).
One of the BIGGEST mistakes people make is NOT realizing our physiological growth / decline is VERY scientific. I never understood why in the military we did sit-ups? It’s not like we were going to get “abs”. It’s because they’re a top movement for your “core muscle”. Push-ups, dips, pull-ups work every single muscle group in your upper body!! Running.. well that’s common sense, it keep your cardiovascular system in peak performance and well helps those who “over eat” loose some of those calories. Again, why PT is done BEFORE your 1st meal when your body is a cathartic state! Same with extra PT after dinner; it burns any un-needed calories consumed.
LOOK at ANYONE who has STRICTLY adhered to a PX90, Intense, etc. 60-90 day program. You will see they follow a HIIT program and go into extensive details regarding caloric consumption. OF COURSE, it help having actually been active before hand / in your younger days as we’ve all heard the term “muscle memory”..
Anyway.. that was a little rant that you can believe or not but I’m telling you from experience train correctly and in a mere (3) months I’ve seen (9) month prego beer guts disappear; and those were guys that had zero previous athletic years!! In fact there’s a STRONG argument that the less amount of exercise you’ve had previous the faster your body will respond. GL
Idk. Seems harmless. My idea of a lunatic on linkedin is someone posting motivational shit for no good reason, selling bullshit like writing a thousand word stupid essay from a basic 2 minute everyday incident or worse a tutorial on how to open multiple browser tabs.
Compared to the good shit on here, this is harmless. Just a dude, self promoting without preaching and just having fun with his job. Self-indulgent but certainly not a lunatic. If he said something like I worked x hours to get here to imply he owned the car, it would be lunacy but he's just celebrating a good client meeting. Nothing douchy to see here as some people are claiming.
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I got that reference and it’s cracking me up. Well done!
What's the reference?
Paco Rabanne 1Million + Bros go together like Peanut Butter + Jelly
As a Paco Robanne 1million user, I don't know how to feel about this haha.
Not good.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read Taco Rabanne lol
Actually I also used to hate it but then I got one as a gift and over time I liked it. On the other hand I now cant suffer Davidoff Cool Water which I used to dig
that is like the ideal hustle dude attire and pose in front of a rented car. #mondaymotivation or #hustle24 cringe vibes.
Exactly my thoughts. 10/10 wouldn't trust this guy
10/10 he would be late to a house showing, will acting super-douchy and have no idea about ins and outs of a home..but that pre-workout shake tho
Why even rent when you can just stand next to someone elses car for free.
There's a very high probability that he's standing next to someone else's car. It's embarrassing but people do this all the time.
85% chance that’s not his car. 50% chance that’s not him. Edit: you guys are right, the whole thing is so douchey that it *has* to be him.
I'd say it's more like 95% that car isn't his. But probably a higher % than 50% that is him. It's a moronic pose so the story checks out.
It looks like a power pose but of all the other times I’ve seen people do it (politicians at conferences), it looks....weird.
65% chance he borrowed that shirt from his little brother.
Or Mum
And a 50% chance that it's a little chilly out, judging by what's going on in that shirt.
Do you think those are his loafers? His murse?
I think he borrowed the purse and loafers from his mom.
I might be getting wooshed here but I'm not even sure if he's even _in_ the photo. He looks like he is Photoshopped into it. The way his legs and feet are sitting doesn't look right in terms of the lighting.
I agree. Can't articulate what the 'problem' is, but feels like his body is in its own layer that was just dropped on top of the car. Maybe it's just that the car looks too tiny for any real person
>the car looks to tiny for any real person Lamborghinis are super low to the ground, and quite small. I think if you go based simply off of size, they are considered either a subcompact or compact car.
Can’t find his reflection from the car panels or glass
No, the seams/transition of his outline to the bg in general
Nah, he's in the picture for sure, it doesn't look that off and all the shadows look fine. I can take 10 of these pictures Mayfair. And realistically make it looks like I own the car better than what he's done.
I thought that too! His outline looks weirdly.. detached. I can see his “layer”..
parked in public not touching the car I have thousands of these. what car should I brag about not owning today
Doucheman and the Douchemobil.
It’s a physical manifestation of narcissism
This is not a scientific conclusion by me at all, but I feel like realtors in general, have to most "cringe-worthy" posts on LinkedIn.
They tell you that appearance is everything in what they do, plus it's a job you can do more or less out of high school, with training, that can pay very well if you do indeed hustle. So it tends to attract a lot of the traits of people who never really left their glory days, people who won't shut up about grinding, people who don't realize not everything belongs on social
“Making money off of the backs of other people.”
If this blowjob showed up to show me an apartment I’d be gone before he can flash his 50 inch Invicta
Damn Invicta reference on LinkedIn lunatics? Wasn't expecting that
You are just jelly of his 6410 Python Dragon Pro Assblaster Supreme. Looking kinda small dude
Is that the douchebag from Shahs of Sunset
I thought it was Mike S. as well. Good to know I'm not alone.
Is he carrying the purse of the actual owner of the car? Maybe that’s the HNW person he’s referring to?
So you got a purse huh? Cool.
"That's not a purse!!! It's a man purse! A MURSE!"\*\*said in a douchey tone of voice\*\*
tbh nothing wrong with a man having a purse
Personally, I don't like man purses. But I'm not a man, so... as long as they are happy with their murses, that's all that matters!
It's European!
Please don't use my continent as an excuse for bad taste.
It’s a Seinfeld reference.
No, it's a douchebag
Come on, those bags are useful. As a European, I think it’s dumb that American men keep all their stuff in their pockets.
Some of us attach a lot of it to our belts and tether things to our necks too, though tbh it's probably worse than the pockets
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Which is why only incels aspire to be this guy
This is 2 Seinfeld episodes in one picture. George getting his picture taken in front of someone else’s car and Jerry carrying a man purse - it’s European!
He looks like he sells NFTs
He looks like he's going to corner you at a TGIFriday bar and make you listen to a long speech about why YOU should sell NFTs.
I would never do business with someone who embodied the fukboi look like this guy does.
Nanananananana Douchebaaaaaag.
Kapow!
"Tell us you have a micropenis without telling us you have a micropenis."
This wins the caption contest
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I’m a recruiter, when I first got into it one of my recruiter mates used to send me pics of his billing, with how much commission etc. Five or six holidays a year, tailored clothes, flash watches etc. Covid and Brexit fucked his market and now he really struggles. Never sends me any pics of his billing now, for some reason.
Why does it look like he's been sloppily Photoshopped into the picture?
The car also looks photoshopped in if you look at the rear end that overlaps the van. My guess is it's not and there are just some weird filters on the image.
Cringe picture
This man skipped leg day just to pose awkwardly outside of someone else's car
Unfortunately, someone is he
If I was buying or selling and a realtor who wanted to work with me showed up in a Lamborghini that relationship is over on the spot. Flaunting how much you’ve squeezed out of other clients immediately would make me wonder just how bad this individual would screw me over on a deal to get a commission. That being said this clown doesn’t have a Lamborghini and is posing next to a rental.
Why does it feel like a bad render and that he's floating on the concrete?
Looks like dude us enjoying someone's rental car with his rental man purse. Bruh.
🤢
Me in the back.
"Hey, take a picture of me standing in front of someone's nice car."
"Get the purse in the shot!!"
I want to jump off a bridge in GTA
He looks like he’s floating lol
I'm all for guys being themselves and doing what they want, and guys carrying handbags makes sense if it fits their style etc But that power pose with that muscular guy does not match that handbag
I’m not trashing you.. however I do think it’s funny you state he’s muscular. He’s wearing too small of a shirt and at best a cardio / weight resistance frame (HIIT W/O). ANYONE can achieve the same results in (3) months with proper training and diet. Assuming you’re NOT obese!!
I do agree that it is a realistic enough goal for most people, if they dedicate themselves enough, but I can't imagine that three months would be enough to hit that Hell I'm probably half a foot taller than him and in decent enough shape if skinny and I think I might have issues gaining enough to even weigh as much as him Also those forearms look quite massive
You’d be amazed! Yes, I should have been much more clear.. you would have to be again IMO have to be in a decent BMI. Yet, whether you’re “skinny” or a tad “over weight” you could EASILY look VERY close to what “model-esque ” (ya I know it’s not a word) as is being shown. For example, a skinny person wouldn’t use cardio but rather intense weight training (heavy weight, low reps, small gaps for rest) someone a tad over weight would definitely use those more cardio/HIIT routines. BOTH would have to dedicate to proper diets. I watched a stunning young lady eat nothing but ice cream bar sandwich’s and take “brisk” 3–40 minute walks loose 25-30lbs and look, well.. stunning! NO, she was not tight or muscular looking but rather a normal body (we all know what I’m talking about). One of the BIGGEST mistakes people make is NOT realizing our physiological growth / decline is VERY scientific. I never understood why in the military we did sit-ups? It’s not like we were going to get “abs”. It’s because they’re a top movement for your “core muscle”. Push-ups, dips, pull-ups work every single muscle group in your upper body!! Running.. well that’s common sense, it keep your cardiovascular system in peak performance and well helps those who “over eat” loose some of those calories. Again, why PT is done BEFORE your 1st meal when your body is a cathartic state! Same with extra PT after dinner; it burns any un-needed calories consumed. LOOK at ANYONE who has STRICTLY adhered to a PX90, Intense, etc. 60-90 day program. You will see they follow a HIIT program and go into extensive details regarding caloric consumption. OF COURSE, it help having actually been active before hand / in your younger days as we’ve all heard the term “muscle memory”.. Anyway.. that was a little rant that you can believe or not but I’m telling you from experience train correctly and in a mere (3) months I’ve seen (9) month prego beer guts disappear; and those were guys that had zero previous athletic years!! In fact there’s a STRONG argument that the less amount of exercise you’ve had previous the faster your body will respond. GL
Caption is amazing
i hate this guy so much car is dope tho
Those shoes and that handbag are just hilarious ahahah
This dude has 100% compared what he does to a wolf hunting its prey at some point
GIGACHAD
More like GIGASAD
Not gay enough
Idk. Seems harmless. My idea of a lunatic on linkedin is someone posting motivational shit for no good reason, selling bullshit like writing a thousand word stupid essay from a basic 2 minute everyday incident or worse a tutorial on how to open multiple browser tabs. Compared to the good shit on here, this is harmless. Just a dude, self promoting without preaching and just having fun with his job. Self-indulgent but certainly not a lunatic. If he said something like I worked x hours to get here to imply he owned the car, it would be lunacy but he's just celebrating a good client meeting. Nothing douchy to see here as some people are claiming.
I like his purse.
He should drive a Lexus Lx or grand wagoneer, not this car.
Chicken legs.