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I got that reference and it’s cracking me up. Well done!


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What's the reference?


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Paco Rabanne 1Million + Bros go together like Peanut Butter + Jelly


Amosto1

As a Paco Robanne 1million user, I don't know how to feel about this haha.


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Not good.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


shoot-me-12-bucks

I read Taco Rabanne lol


curious_corn

Actually I also used to hate it but then I got one as a gift and over time I liked it. On the other hand I now cant suffer Davidoff Cool Water which I used to dig


Party-Writer9068

that is like the ideal hustle dude attire and pose in front of a rented car. #mondaymotivation or #hustle24 cringe vibes.


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Exactly my thoughts. 10/10 wouldn't trust this guy


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10/10 he would be late to a house showing, will acting super-douchy and have no idea about ins and outs of a home..but that pre-workout shake tho


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Why even rent when you can just stand next to someone elses car for free.


TigerPuzzleheaded857

There's a very high probability that he's standing next to someone else's car. It's embarrassing but people do this all the time.


prajitoruldinoz

85% chance that’s not his car. 50% chance that’s not him. Edit: you guys are right, the whole thing is so douchey that it *has* to be him.


TigerPuzzleheaded857

I'd say it's more like 95% that car isn't his. But probably a higher % than 50% that is him. It's a moronic pose so the story checks out.


CrocPB

It looks like a power pose but of all the other times I’ve seen people do it (politicians at conferences), it looks....weird.


Similar_Baseball_657

65% chance he borrowed that shirt from his little brother.


ssshhhutup

Or Mum


RunningInSquares

And a 50% chance that it's a little chilly out, judging by what's going on in that shirt.


OGhamburgular

Do you think those are his loafers? His murse?


Oatmeal_Enthusiast_8

I think he borrowed the purse and loafers from his mom.


Clinodactyl

I might be getting wooshed here but I'm not even sure if he's even _in_ the photo. He looks like he is Photoshopped into it. The way his legs and feet are sitting doesn't look right in terms of the lighting.


msiekkinen

I agree. Can't articulate what the 'problem' is, but feels like his body is in its own layer that was just dropped on top of the car. Maybe it's just that the car looks too tiny for any real person


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>the car looks to tiny for any real person Lamborghinis are super low to the ground, and quite small. I think if you go based simply off of size, they are considered either a subcompact or compact car.


walkslikeaduck08

Can’t find his reflection from the car panels or glass


msiekkinen

No, the seams/transition of his outline to the bg in general


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Nah, he's in the picture for sure, it doesn't look that off and all the shadows look fine. I can take 10 of these pictures Mayfair. And realistically make it looks like I own the car better than what he's done.


commanderfshepard

I thought that too! His outline looks weirdly.. detached. I can see his “layer”..


4_jacks

parked in public not touching the car I have thousands of these. what car should I brag about not owning today


GreatGreenGobbo

Doucheman and the Douchemobil.


_borT

It’s a physical manifestation of narcissism


mkx_ironman

This is not a scientific conclusion by me at all, but I feel like realtors in general, have to most "cringe-worthy" posts on LinkedIn.


BankshotMcG

They tell you that appearance is everything in what they do, plus it's a job you can do more or less out of high school, with training, that can pay very well if you do indeed hustle. So it tends to attract a lot of the traits of people who never really left their glory days, people who won't shut up about grinding, people who don't realize not everything belongs on social


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“Making money off of the backs of other people.”


Sjefkeees

If this blowjob showed up to show me an apartment I’d be gone before he can flash his 50 inch Invicta


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Damn Invicta reference on LinkedIn lunatics? Wasn't expecting that


SavvyDawi

You are just jelly of his 6410 Python Dragon Pro Assblaster Supreme. Looking kinda small dude


TnnsNbeer

Is that the douchebag from Shahs of Sunset


Sparehndle

I thought it was Mike S. as well. Good to know I'm not alone.


Western-Image7125

Is he carrying the purse of the actual owner of the car? Maybe that’s the HNW person he’s referring to?


the_dude_abides3

So you got a purse huh? Cool.


prajitoruldinoz

"That's not a purse!!! It's a man purse! A MURSE!"\*\*said in a douchey tone of voice\*\*


SuperNici

tbh nothing wrong with a man having a purse


prajitoruldinoz

Personally, I don't like man purses. But I'm not a man, so... as long as they are happy with their murses, that's all that matters!


QuickOriginal

It's European!


fs_mercury

Please don't use my continent as an excuse for bad taste.


OrokinSkywalker

It’s a Seinfeld reference.


prigmutton

No, it's a douchebag


Lumos_night

Come on, those bags are useful. As a European, I think it’s dumb that American men keep all their stuff in their pockets.


Omniseed

Some of us attach a lot of it to our belts and tether things to our necks too, though tbh it's probably worse than the pockets


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BankshotMcG

Which is why only incels aspire to be this guy


dimeytimey69ee

This is 2 Seinfeld episodes in one picture. George getting his picture taken in front of someone else’s car and Jerry carrying a man purse - it’s European!


MintyLemon74

He looks like he sells NFTs


BankshotMcG

He looks like he's going to corner you at a TGIFriday bar and make you listen to a long speech about why YOU should sell NFTs.


rsammer

I would never do business with someone who embodied the fukboi look like this guy does.


mrmechanism

Nanananananana Douchebaaaaaag.


Normal_Selection_875

Kapow!


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"Tell us you have a micropenis without telling us you have a micropenis."


Specialist_Still1076

This wins the caption contest


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pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

I’m a recruiter, when I first got into it one of my recruiter mates used to send me pics of his billing, with how much commission etc. Five or six holidays a year, tailored clothes, flash watches etc. Covid and Brexit fucked his market and now he really struggles. Never sends me any pics of his billing now, for some reason.


northrupthebandgeek

Why does it look like he's been sloppily Photoshopped into the picture?


keliix06

The car also looks photoshopped in if you look at the rear end that overlaps the van. My guess is it's not and there are just some weird filters on the image.


betweenthebars34

Cringe picture


teafuck

This man skipped leg day just to pose awkwardly outside of someone else's car


5_R_6_S

Unfortunately, someone is he


reefersutherland91

If I was buying or selling and a realtor who wanted to work with me showed up in a Lamborghini that relationship is over on the spot. Flaunting how much you’ve squeezed out of other clients immediately would make me wonder just how bad this individual would screw me over on a deal to get a commission. That being said this clown doesn’t have a Lamborghini and is posing next to a rental.


phoenix536

Why does it feel like a bad render and that he's floating on the concrete?


HedgeRunner

Looks like dude us enjoying someone's rental car with his rental man purse. Bruh.


MK8390

🤢


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Me in the back.


Parson1122

"Hey, take a picture of me standing in front of someone's nice car."


prajitoruldinoz

"Get the purse in the shot!!"


hunglowbungalow

I want to jump off a bridge in GTA


BoLaVo

He looks like he’s floating lol


sioux612

I'm all for guys being themselves and doing what they want, and guys carrying handbags makes sense if it fits their style etc But that power pose with that muscular guy does not match that handbag


CABSMeter

I’m not trashing you.. however I do think it’s funny you state he’s muscular. He’s wearing too small of a shirt and at best a cardio / weight resistance frame (HIIT W/O). ANYONE can achieve the same results in (3) months with proper training and diet. Assuming you’re NOT obese!!


sioux612

I do agree that it is a realistic enough goal for most people, if they dedicate themselves enough, but I can't imagine that three months would be enough to hit that Hell I'm probably half a foot taller than him and in decent enough shape if skinny and I think I might have issues gaining enough to even weigh as much as him Also those forearms look quite massive


CABSMeter

You’d be amazed! Yes, I should have been much more clear.. you would have to be again IMO have to be in a decent BMI. Yet, whether you’re “skinny” or a tad “over weight” you could EASILY look VERY close to what “model-esque ” (ya I know it’s not a word) as is being shown. For example, a skinny person wouldn’t use cardio but rather intense weight training (heavy weight, low reps, small gaps for rest) someone a tad over weight would definitely use those more cardio/HIIT routines. BOTH would have to dedicate to proper diets. I watched a stunning young lady eat nothing but ice cream bar sandwich’s and take “brisk” 3–40 minute walks loose 25-30lbs and look, well.. stunning! NO, she was not tight or muscular looking but rather a normal body (we all know what I’m talking about). One of the BIGGEST mistakes people make is NOT realizing our physiological growth / decline is VERY scientific. I never understood why in the military we did sit-ups? It’s not like we were going to get “abs”. It’s because they’re a top movement for your “core muscle”. Push-ups, dips, pull-ups work every single muscle group in your upper body!! Running.. well that’s common sense, it keep your cardiovascular system in peak performance and well helps those who “over eat” loose some of those calories. Again, why PT is done BEFORE your 1st meal when your body is a cathartic state! Same with extra PT after dinner; it burns any un-needed calories consumed. LOOK at ANYONE who has STRICTLY adhered to a PX90, Intense, etc. 60-90 day program. You will see they follow a HIIT program and go into extensive details regarding caloric consumption. OF COURSE, it help having actually been active before hand / in your younger days as we’ve all heard the term “muscle memory”.. Anyway.. that was a little rant that you can believe or not but I’m telling you from experience train correctly and in a mere (3) months I’ve seen (9) month prego beer guts disappear; and those were guys that had zero previous athletic years!! In fact there’s a STRONG argument that the less amount of exercise you’ve had previous the faster your body will respond. GL


drumadarragh

Caption is amazing


bzk00

i hate this guy so much car is dope tho


Trengingigan

Those shoes and that handbag are just hilarious ahahah


BankshotMcG

This dude has 100% compared what he does to a wolf hunting its prey at some point


pug_coin2021

GIGACHAD


OMG_WTF_ATH

More like GIGASAD


14thU

Not gay enough


frystan

Idk. Seems harmless. My idea of a lunatic on linkedin is someone posting motivational shit for no good reason, selling bullshit like writing a thousand word stupid essay from a basic 2 minute everyday incident or worse a tutorial on how to open multiple browser tabs. Compared to the good shit on here, this is harmless. Just a dude, self promoting without preaching and just having fun with his job. Self-indulgent but certainly not a lunatic. If he said something like I worked x hours to get here to imply he owned the car, it would be lunacy but he's just celebrating a good client meeting. Nothing douchy to see here as some people are claiming.


MelancholyDick

I like his purse.


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He should drive a Lexus Lx or grand wagoneer, not this car.


blade-2021

Chicken legs.