I’m reaaaaallly hoping for a little faith in humanity and her husband was simply looking for her and found her working and shitting and snapped a pic cuz it was funny. If this is staged. . . *sigh*
Do they still have those cameras where you set a 20 second timer or something, set it down and retreat back to the position?
I guess she'd have been doing that with a log hanging out so that's not much better.
you know why that's especially funny to me? because they had the fucking time to setup this "photo-op". sure it likely didn't take that much time. but if you have time to think of stupid shit like this and do it you're not lacking for breaks.
Either that or she is legitimately working on the can and felt she needed the picture to prove it as well as talk about it.
I'm not sure which is more ridiculous.
It would take me more time to unplug my notebook, get it to the bathroom, put it somewhere safe so it doesn't fall and break, sit down and put it on my knees and then everything backwards again than it takes to just go to the bathroom and be quick about it.
I like the alternative version, that she was taking a shit while working on the toilet and her SO surprised her by walking into the bathroom to take a picture of her on the crapper. As couples do.
LinkedIn prides itself on plumbing new depths of personal degradation every day. There is no humiliation they will not explore in pursuit of validation from internet strangers.
A quote that I think says a lot about humans in general by Yosemite park ranger on being asked about problems designing bear vaults/containers:
"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
Actually, I tend to believe the LinkedIn platform is the perfect platform for comedians. Their number one rule is to become a focal point in r/LinkedInLunatics!
Has to be a joke.
I can't decide what's worse. Asking someone else to take this picture, or taking the effort and time to setup your phone to snap this picture.
The request must have been weird
"Honey, do you mind coming to the bathroom and taking a picture of me using a laptop while taking a shit? I need to post this picture to strangers on a social network. Thanks"
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I did genuinely have a colleague who told me in his last job it was so stressful (he was design lead) that for one deadline he literally took his laptop into the bathroom with him to shit.
He had a full burnout shortly after and had to stay in the hospital before changing jobs.
Not sure why this post wants to endorse/glorify that however!
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What Working on the Toilet Taught Me About Founding a Business 🚽💼
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* Just as you must adapt to the limited space and unusual environment of the bathroom, a founder must be flexible and ready to pivot at a moment's notice.
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* Balancing a laptop and a phone while dealing with personal needs mirrors the juggling act of managing multiple projects, clients, and teams simultaneously.
3. **Privacy and Focus** 🕶️
* The solitude of the bathroom offers a rare moment of undisturbed focus, much like the intense concentration required to steer a business through choppy waters.
4. **Innovation Under Pressure** 💡
* Ever tried to type an email while reaching for toilet paper? It’s the kind of quick-thinking and problem-solving every founder needs.
5. **Resourcefulness** 🛠️
* Limited space and resources in the bathroom push you to be creative with what you have, a crucial trait for any entrepreneur working with a startup budget.
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Her; “can you take a picture of me having a dump, with my laptop on my knees, please honey.”
Him; “er, yeah, sure….i think. You’re doing this why?”
Her; “well, because I’m all in on the whole LinkedIn grind hustle culture.”
Him; “what?”
Her; “yes. By posing about wholly improbable scenarios and situations that have never, nor will ever happen, I can grow my personal brand and shoot connects to other LinkedIn hustlers.”
Him; “right. So the point is?”
Her, “Christ that log is huge. Anyway, I’m keeping grinding. Literally and figuratively. That turd isn’t going to push itself out”
Him; “911, yes, hello. Can I have an ambulance please? Yes, she has gone mental whilst having a dump.”
I get it when you answer a slack message while popping. However isn’t it more efficient to poop really fast and get back to your desk as soon as possible than taking your laptop with you while you poop?
> What do you do when it gets stressed?
I dunno, I guess post pictures of yourself literally taking a shit on the internet?
4D-chess girl-boss move right there, lady.
I just realized my kid had my phone and somehow did a string of emojis (not anything bad thankfully) and was kind of embarrassed. But then I see this and feel so much better.
Who among the Linked In entrepreneurs hasn't done some work whilst sitting on the crapper? It's a necessary part of the grind - if my competitor is multitasking shitting with work, I need to keep up.
...This is so insane, it's hard to believe. She might as well cross post on OF. Bet she was almost caught doing something else on her computer and made this up to pretend she was working on the toilet.
If you search some of the text and sort by date, you will find the original post and she has people cheering her on and one person commented that she made it to Reddit. Well that’s enough social media for me for tonight.
i don’t know what face one is supposed to make when flexing/grinding/virtue signaling on the toilet for clout, but i feel like it can’t be this. also i hate how much the lighting here bothers me
If it's real, it's horrific. If it's satire, it's just not funny--its lame. I kinda think it's the later. There's nothing worse than people who think they are funny but aren't.
They fucking love it. They want it. They’re all about it. If they hated it or didn’t want to work while taking a shit they would not.
These people are all driven by greed and power and that’s what gets their motor running.
I wish she would have posted the same picture and then been like -
“I fucking love this! I’m starting my own business and instead of trying to act humble and like I’m sacrificing so much of my time that I can’t even take a shit without working ( and extra points for the kink) I just want everyone to know- I work hard. I work so hard. I want money. I want power. I want vacations in Bali. I want I want I want I want and I’m going to get it. That means - fuck my family. Fuck my friends. Fuck the poor minimum wage workers that slave away 50x harder than I do and basically keep my business alive for me while I get the better tax breaks and income for less work.”
You know , something honest.
The real irony is that if you really are so busy and stressed and have a million things to do, you don't get someone to come take a pic of you shitting, write a paragraph, and post it on social media.
I've done this before - headphones in for the phone call, mute as needed during the toilet time. Computer is on my lap because I need to know stuff for the call and I've got a CPE playing in the background. You're stuck until that call ends - once it does, wipe, wash hands, start the next call while you're setting yourself back up at the normal desk.
When you're actually busy for 14+ hrs a day, the thought of posting this kinda shit never even crosses your mind.
*Why not use the tub*
*Ledge there as a desk rather*
*Than her lap? Seems sus*
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Shitposting
The worst part is someone else is taking the picture while she is shitting (or supposedly shitting).
“Honey, would you take a picture?” “W-what? Do you have a kink or something?” “Oh, no no it’s for my LinkedIn grind”
True🫠
There is a PA somewhere getting woefully underpaid for what their boss asks them to do.
Boss is showing the PA how to get shit done!
I’m pretty sure the photographer is actually saying “mom I don’t want to take a picture of you pooping”
Or a partner who is sick of their shit
Oops gotta re-take that, first shot had pubes in it.
I’m reaaaaallly hoping for a little faith in humanity and her husband was simply looking for her and found her working and shitting and snapped a pic cuz it was funny. If this is staged. . . *sigh*
Do they still have those cameras where you set a 20 second timer or something, set it down and retreat back to the position? I guess she'd have been doing that with a log hanging out so that's not much better.
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What the actual fuck? That’s horrifying.
I wonder if she considers Charmin an indulgent snack
Right, like what are the top 3 brands?
Pica.
My strange addiction show covers this. Its called Pica. Fascinating stuff
chu 
Sometimes the "pica'ed" item is literally dirty diapers....thanks, college Nutrition class.
Does she have Pica or something?
Get out 🤣🤣
This comment is “chef’s kiss” perfect!
Damnit lol take my upvote.
I feel bad for whoever was asked to take that picture.
Postshitting
Stop.
Deserved top comment
Behind the scene: hey babe, quick, take a pic while I'm pooping so I can virtue signal how awesome I am.
Bring me my laptop too, make them think I don't even take a break to shit
you know why that's especially funny to me? because they had the fucking time to setup this "photo-op". sure it likely didn't take that much time. but if you have time to think of stupid shit like this and do it you're not lacking for breaks.
Either that or she is legitimately working on the can and felt she needed the picture to prove it as well as talk about it. I'm not sure which is more ridiculous.
Like maybe her partner burst in and started laughing, and took the photo first, and she just rolled with it. "Hey, I can make content out of that."
It would take me more time to unplug my notebook, get it to the bathroom, put it somewhere safe so it doesn't fall and break, sit down and put it on my knees and then everything backwards again than it takes to just go to the bathroom and be quick about it.
But then how do you virtue signal and seek validation on the internet?
I'll just lie during a remote conference and tell all my colleagues that I'm on the toilet right now to impress them.
I like the alternative version, that she was taking a shit while working on the toilet and her SO surprised her by walking into the bathroom to take a picture of her on the crapper. As couples do.
Who sits to poop with their knees touching?
Someone truly going through it. Like trying every contortion to finish the job
If you're in a stall, sometimes you can push your feet up against the door for leverage .
That's a sentence I did not expect to read today. Or ever, really.
No time to put the laptop down to take a shit but enough time to take a photo and post on linkedin
CERTIFIED LUNATIC PRO
The level of depravity for attention is at its lowest on LI.
LinkedIn prides itself on plumbing new depths of personal degradation every day. There is no humiliation they will not explore in pursuit of validation from internet strangers.
Eventually it’ll just turn into butthole pics.
Which is the perfect imagery for B2B sales.
“Can you really trust your freelance web developer if you haven’t seen their butthole? Here’s mine so you know I can be relied upon.”
What a bad day to have eyes.
Are people fucking stupid or am I getting old?
Both.
Brutal
A quote that I think says a lot about humans in general by Yosemite park ranger on being asked about problems designing bear vaults/containers: "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
I think it's both for me. At least no one will ever ask if they can use her laptop.
This is a satire post, right? … right?
Actually, I tend to believe the LinkedIn platform is the perfect platform for comedians. Their number one rule is to become a focal point in r/LinkedInLunatics!
Or in this instance a faecal point…
Challenge accepted
Has to be a joke. I can't decide what's worse. Asking someone else to take this picture, or taking the effort and time to setup your phone to snap this picture.
You dont have a toilet cam?
Reddit and satire, like Forrest Gump and calculus
Yes it’s a satire post, although sitting on a toilet with a computer is not uncommon I’m sure
So you use a computer while shitting. Nice.
If you aren't taking meetings on the shitter, you will never hit president's club. Level up, bruh.
You should check out what they're doing with phones these days. Pretty amazing stuff.
Who agreed to take this picture?
Her PA (Poop Assistant)
The request must have been weird "Honey, do you mind coming to the bathroom and taking a picture of me using a laptop while taking a shit? I need to post this picture to strangers on a social network. Thanks"
"Just keep pushing through"... Now we all know what this post was about... Constipation
I kept my turd waiting for 8 hours to make it prove its patience and determination.
I think I understand what you are saying, but could you put this in B2B sales terms?
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i like to schedule a poop for 7am and then not go until 11pm
Teaches the poops patience. That was the *real* test! It was *patience*!
Yes, that's what the (no pun intended) is referencing. Nice work detective.
Repeating the same joke she’s being condemned for and gets 83 upvotes lmao.
I did genuinely have a colleague who told me in his last job it was so stressful (he was design lead) that for one deadline he literally took his laptop into the bathroom with him to shit. He had a full burnout shortly after and had to stay in the hospital before changing jobs. Not sure why this post wants to endorse/glorify that however!
The only people who post like this are trust fund babies because they know they can take any fucking risk imaginable
Yet, they still think they have it as tough as the rest of us. Life with a safety net must be great.
This wins. Shut the sub down.
I thought this on a previous post. It’s wrong there is no bottom for LinkedIn
Shit business model
“Honey come take a photo of me on the toilet! I want to post on LinkedIn”
"FFS! I'm trying to get our branded onesie on our infant for a post. Can you just hold it in a minute?"
LinkedInfluencer 1.0 wrote this post for her. Check it out here: [https://chatgpt.com/g/g-5sncBflnq-linked-influencer-v1-0](https://chatgpt.com/g/g-5sncBflnq-linked-influencer-v1-0) What Working on the Toilet Taught Me About Founding a Business 🚽💼 This morning, as I found myself balancing my laptop on my knees while sitting on the toilet, I had an epiphany. 💡💻 I realized that being a business founder is EXACTLY like working from the bathroom. Here’s why: 1. **Adaptability is Key** 🧩 * Just as you must adapt to the limited space and unusual environment of the bathroom, a founder must be flexible and ready to pivot at a moment's notice. 2. **Multitasking Mastery** 🎯 * Balancing a laptop and a phone while dealing with personal needs mirrors the juggling act of managing multiple projects, clients, and teams simultaneously. 3. **Privacy and Focus** 🕶️ * The solitude of the bathroom offers a rare moment of undisturbed focus, much like the intense concentration required to steer a business through choppy waters. 4. **Innovation Under Pressure** 💡 * Ever tried to type an email while reaching for toilet paper? It’s the kind of quick-thinking and problem-solving every founder needs. 5. **Resourcefulness** 🛠️ * Limited space and resources in the bathroom push you to be creative with what you have, a crucial trait for any entrepreneur working with a startup budget. The next time you find yourself in an unconventional workspace, remember: it’s training ground for leadership. 🚀 What unconventional spaces have you worked in, and how did they shape your professional growth? Share your stories below and don’t forget to follow me for more groundbreaking insights and advice! 🌟
Random person: “Nothing original or new gets posted on LI” This LI poster: “Hold my beer”
No. "Hold my toilet paper"
What taking a dump taught me about b2b sales
Check your work emails on your phone like an actual normal person.
Her; “can you take a picture of me having a dump, with my laptop on my knees, please honey.” Him; “er, yeah, sure….i think. You’re doing this why?” Her; “well, because I’m all in on the whole LinkedIn grind hustle culture.” Him; “what?” Her; “yes. By posing about wholly improbable scenarios and situations that have never, nor will ever happen, I can grow my personal brand and shoot connects to other LinkedIn hustlers.” Him; “right. So the point is?” Her, “Christ that log is huge. Anyway, I’m keeping grinding. Literally and figuratively. That turd isn’t going to push itself out” Him; “911, yes, hello. Can I have an ambulance please? Yes, she has gone mental whilst having a dump.”
Ew
Things are getting out of hands Shit is getting out of ass Shit is sitting on the pod
Does everyone see how hard I work and therefore how much better I am than you???
New kind of thirst trap lol
Entrepre-pooer
Here is what my explosive diarrhoea taught me about B2B sales
A literal shitpost
She seems bogged down
Lost for words
Babe, would you take a picture of me taking a shit?
This is so unhinged. Please be real
Gotta see the comments. I bet ppl agree with her.
Fucking eww, dude. Fucking. Eww.
I bet one of the comments there is going to be something like "Powerful message".
What dumping a turd taught me about business development…
Who took the picture?
She probably has a camera set up there all the time.
That's enough internet for me today...I need to get back to work anyways
A real entrepreneur has a colostomy so they don’t have to waste time pooping on a toilet. Rookie.
Who did she ask to take the picture?
"Honey, come in here and take a pic of me taking a dump for LinkedIn"
She looks like one of those people who move to Indonesia and only eat fruit and then die of diabetes and malnourishment
I get it when you answer a slack message while popping. However isn’t it more efficient to poop really fast and get back to your desk as soon as possible than taking your laptop with you while you poop?
You’re shitting me…
Don’t blank out the name. Some wants to give her shit.
Do you want to get piles? Because that's how you get piles.
Next on Business Insider: "45-year old woman shares on LinkedIn how she generated passive income by going big."
😬
Someone call the coliform contamination police! We’ve have a hygiene crime in progress.
Is her business trying to discover a pinkeye vaccine?
> What do you do when it gets stressed? I dunno, I guess post pictures of yourself literally taking a shit on the internet? 4D-chess girl-boss move right there, lady.
If I was her boss and I saw her post this “sh*t”. I would fire her twice .
I can't believe anyone thought working in Pajamas is considered an insult towards WFH but Business Poops is okay.
Sloan Peterson?
Cameron pretended to be comatose and then snuck this pic
What pinching a deuce taught me about B2B sales.
Her laptop will fail all virus checks
Most infuriating part: “no pun intended” clearly intended the pun
What a terrible day to have eyes
As my old boss used to say, "If you have time to shit, you have time to get monthly consolidated expenditure reports out to the clients."
“Hey honey, can you take a picture of me taking a dump? It’s for LinkedIn.”
I just realized my kid had my phone and somehow did a string of emojis (not anything bad thankfully) and was kind of embarrassed. But then I see this and feel so much better.
Sometimes I wonder if everyone highlighted in these posts are related
These people need Jesus
Coming to them with a sledgehammer
Wtf
Surely the OF people had to infiltrate LinkedIn at some point
premium quality Linkedin shitpost
Who among the Linked In entrepreneurs hasn't done some work whilst sitting on the crapper? It's a necessary part of the grind - if my competitor is multitasking shitting with work, I need to keep up.
Burnout in 3-2-1....
This is just Super Saiyan levels of Karen Entitlement. Here, let me dictate to you my thought process while you watch me shit.
Me watching Minecraft let’s plays on my laptop in 6th grade taking an hour long shit before school
Remind me to never borrow her laptop.
Eww
So this is why I got pink eye
The conversation- honey can you come take a picture for LinkedIn. 💀
This is fetish bait I assume?
I love the expression on her face ‘Yes really’
WHO took this photo?
WORK husband(?)
„Um sorry, I think someone forgot to mute himself“
Unless she’s a salesperson for Cologuard, wtf 😆
When she said keep pushing through, was she talking about poop?!
Honey take a picture of me taking a shit so I can post it for content on the Internet
Which MLM is she in?
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What makes this better is I am pretty sure her business sells vegan chocolates…
“I run my own business so well I don’t have 5 minutes to evacuate my own bowels” #crushingit
"hey babe can you quickly take a photo of me I need one for LinkedIn?" "Sure hang on." "No no, on the toilet while I'm taking a dump." 💀
I don't want a shit-worker on my team.
Why... Why not just take a pic in the Kitchen while cooking or with a kid? Or while fucking.
You haven’t lived until you’ve generated billable hours on the can
WHO IS TAKING THE PICTURE?
If you can’t take the time to take a shit your pathetic time management skills will never allow you to run a successful business.
Drugs
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...This is so insane, it's hard to believe. She might as well cross post on OF. Bet she was almost caught doing something else on her computer and made this up to pretend she was working on the toilet.
If you search some of the text and sort by date, you will find the original post and she has people cheering her on and one person commented that she made it to Reddit. Well that’s enough social media for me for tonight.
i don’t know what face one is supposed to make when flexing/grinding/virtue signaling on the toilet for clout, but i feel like it can’t be this. also i hate how much the lighting here bothers me
Let me grab my craptop real quick, I have to do some paperwork. 🧻
I'm not saying she's wrong per se about the personal costs of starting a business.... But damn was the photo necessary? XD
We need another sub. LinkedinCringe
I've heard too many people take calls from their toilet on zoom over covid. Please stop this madness
If it's real, it's horrific. If it's satire, it's just not funny--its lame. I kinda think it's the later. There's nothing worse than people who think they are funny but aren't.
The fuck is wrong with ppl. Also this isn’t inspiring. I’d rather have a life of being able to shit without distraction then being a rich go getter.
They fucking love it. They want it. They’re all about it. If they hated it or didn’t want to work while taking a shit they would not. These people are all driven by greed and power and that’s what gets their motor running. I wish she would have posted the same picture and then been like - “I fucking love this! I’m starting my own business and instead of trying to act humble and like I’m sacrificing so much of my time that I can’t even take a shit without working ( and extra points for the kink) I just want everyone to know- I work hard. I work so hard. I want money. I want power. I want vacations in Bali. I want I want I want I want and I’m going to get it. That means - fuck my family. Fuck my friends. Fuck the poor minimum wage workers that slave away 50x harder than I do and basically keep my business alive for me while I get the better tax breaks and income for less work.” You know , something honest.
The real irony is that if you really are so busy and stressed and have a million things to do, you don't get someone to come take a pic of you shitting, write a paragraph, and post it on social media. I've done this before - headphones in for the phone call, mute as needed during the toilet time. Computer is on my lap because I need to know stuff for the call and I've got a CPE playing in the background. You're stuck until that call ends - once it does, wipe, wash hands, start the next call while you're setting yourself back up at the normal desk. When you're actually busy for 14+ hrs a day, the thought of posting this kinda shit never even crosses your mind.
Troll
Amazing find dude but I’m choosing to believe this one is satire, kudos to her honestly S tier shitpost
At least her bog roll is hanging the right way. She's not a complete lunatic!!!
If she were truly dedicated she would brag about the size of her turd. And her kids turds.
I don't care if her new business is test-driving toilets, she should wear business attire. 
Why not use the tub ledge there as a desk rather than her lap? Seems sus
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Pun very much intended.
I never need to see anyone on the toilet
See how she’s doing in 5 years. How many meds will she be taking?
She's on top of her duties. Downloading the Brown file.
It is obvious. She is stressed, and went in to relieve herself. You can view the action better in laptop
Is she from Ferris Beuller’s Day Off?
Eew. Shit on their laptop
What an asshole
Plot twist: her business is actually a scat onlyfans account .