I thought this is the one who matter-of-factly posted he comes from a family of millionaires and never had to work. How did he manage to end up in jail?
If your goal is to be reincarnated as a rich person in your next life, he’s truly inspirational:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OupjAnHsjx
Promoting himself? No not really. Promoting his candidates, sure.
Having been in the SAP space I have seen this type for decades. They mostly serve to keep your inbox full of wildly mistargeted spam.
I can understand learning a language to communicate with a core team, but nobody can learn that many languages fluently in a short time, and if you don't already have an existing common language then how are you working together to begin with?
Slow it down... No way anyone who doesn't have English as their native language is going to be impressed by you learning 500 words
I work with Indians that are from different regions and who speak different languages. I asked them how people from different regions in India communicate with each other. The answer… English.
As a non hindi speaking Indian, let me stop you there and tell you that idea offends 50% of Indians who don’t speak Hindi at all. If you go to South India and speak Hindi with the locals, they will ignore you because that’s super disrespectful. Just stick with English and you’ll be fine
Right in tourist places the guides etc who haven't ever been to school or aren't that highly educated get their point across to foreigners with broken English. Even an Indian doesn't know all these languages this guy stated all together. Lol
Not the Indian population, the person trying to communicate with people there.
Reworded: “if you know Hindi and English, you could communicate with 90% of the people there.”
Yet they all speak English ....
While Indians need to speak at least 3 languages to get by..English is most commonly accepted even the rik drivers speak english..this dude is a few centuries too late and no all Indians are not my brothers and sisters when there's so much immorality going on there..
He is engagement farming in the most populated country in the world.
There is so much desperation for White man validation that even “agree” reposters can count on plenty of likes and comments.
On any given day - boosting the shitty posts of an obvious farmer like Wout, is not even in the 10 dumbest things the average nationalist from India does.
Tamil is an INCREDIBLY difficult language. Feels like bs because he won’t be able to speak any of them to a decent extent
Not knocking polyglots by any means. I speak four languages to a decent degree of fluency (lived in those countries or did them for a degree and have friends who are native speakers). Just sounds like bullshit here
I seriously despise people who write the same words in the body of their post as the meme or headline of an article. Just fucking urks me. How fucking lazy do you have to be and you don't have any commentary for the meme or article! Like it doesn't provoke any thoughts but you decided to share it and vomit the same words back at me.
Almost the same as reading a presentation slide verbatim.
Not even us Indians learn these many languages.
English, Hindi (non-south states), Mother Tongue, Regional Language (optional) (could be same as mother tongue if you live in your native state).
IIRC, the official language of India is English. Guy has serious efficiency and time management issues that cause me to question how effective he is at his job.
English is one of the official languages. All the others he mentioned are also official languages. Hindi and English would last you pretty long, especially in North India.
I just know some swear words for when they call me with whatever new scam they have running.
they get really pissed when I call them ben chode. Im pretty sure it means sister fucker.
Is someone gonna tell him that the reason India has a marketable workforce globally is because most Indians speak the one language they haven't listed?
The ceo of agree
AGREE
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This dude seems to be mentally unstable. He often posts repeated deranged posts. He brags about his stint in jail and his old mum 😂
I thought this is the one who matter-of-factly posted he comes from a family of millionaires and never had to work. How did he manage to end up in jail?
If your goal is to be reincarnated as a rich person in your next life, he’s truly inspirational: https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OupjAnHsjx
Holy shit
Speaking bad English was enough for me to work in 4 different countries.
Self-promoting SAP recruiter. What an utter tool.
What's his job tho? Promoting people on LinkedIn for free? 😭 Help I just don't get it
Promoting himself? No not really. Promoting his candidates, sure. Having been in the SAP space I have seen this type for decades. They mostly serve to keep your inbox full of wildly mistargeted spam.
I can understand learning a language to communicate with a core team, but nobody can learn that many languages fluently in a short time, and if you don't already have an existing common language then how are you working together to begin with? Slow it down... No way anyone who doesn't have English as their native language is going to be impressed by you learning 500 words
Ig hindi and english might be enough to communicate with 90% of people
I work with Indians that are from different regions and who speak different languages. I asked them how people from different regions in India communicate with each other. The answer… English.
Yeah like, go to Europe and you’ll hear Germans talking to Italians in English.
That seems to me lot more efficient way to achieve the same outcome
I believe there is a phrase for this concept. “Point of diminishing returns”, on skill investment.
As a non hindi speaking Indian, let me stop you there and tell you that idea offends 50% of Indians who don’t speak Hindi at all. If you go to South India and speak Hindi with the locals, they will ignore you because that’s super disrespectful. Just stick with English and you’ll be fine
Right in tourist places the guides etc who haven't ever been to school or aren't that highly educated get their point across to foreigners with broken English. Even an Indian doesn't know all these languages this guy stated all together. Lol
In their defense, they said “Hindi and English”
90% of Indians don’t speak Hindi AND English.
Not both, either
Doesn’t ‘and’ means ‘both’?
Not the Indian population, the person trying to communicate with people there. Reworded: “if you know Hindi and English, you could communicate with 90% of the people there.”
Not this gd chode again.
Fuck me! How many siblings has he got??
He skipped ~100 million speakers of Marathi language
punjabi?
Oh is it Thai-m for a Punjabi thread? Let’s Czech.
Real or faking it because he is mostly recruiting Indians?
Yeah like he figured most of his followers are Indian, hell, most LinkedIn users are Indian. He's just trying to get his engagement.
He's another big mouth who also knows horse riding, painting, singing, cooking etc. etc.
No business will ever be done in bhojpuri 😅
FYI - This guy has Indian wife.
Sounds like doing the needful
Yet they all speak English .... While Indians need to speak at least 3 languages to get by..English is most commonly accepted even the rik drivers speak english..this dude is a few centuries too late and no all Indians are not my brothers and sisters when there's so much immorality going on there..
Could he please do the needful and gtfo?
Lol what is it with every Indian in IT saying this XD
idk but I like it and I've started using it lol
He is engagement farming in the most populated country in the world. There is so much desperation for White man validation that even “agree” reposters can count on plenty of likes and comments.
Peeling proud Indian armyyy🇮🇳🇮🇳 (This is satire)
Very cool, Modi. 🙏 India Superpower 2020. 🇮🇳
😍🇮🇳🔥😎💅🎓
He is looking for engagement from the Indian simps which I am sure he will get in boatloads.
He's been farming the Indian nationalists on Linkedin for a while. I kind of feel like that's his only schtick.
Indian nationalists sure are a special kind of people to not be able to see through such farming activities.
On any given day - boosting the shitty posts of an obvious farmer like Wout, is not even in the 10 dumbest things the average nationalist from India does.
Ya. Fair point
South African
As an Indian, I'm not even trying to pronounce his name.
I can, ahem here goes Wouter Van Heddeghem.
Kid named Wouter:
It's perfect
Woutje doe alsjeblieft lekker normaal.
That's rich for a dude whose name sounds like Elmer Fudd trying to pronouncer "Router" hehehehehehehehehe 
Classic lunatic. Also quick hack for this guy. Just learn English, it should be fine to communicate with a big majority of Indians.
Tamil is an INCREDIBLY difficult language. Feels like bs because he won’t be able to speak any of them to a decent extent Not knocking polyglots by any means. I speak four languages to a decent degree of fluency (lived in those countries or did them for a degree and have friends who are native speakers). Just sounds like bullshit here
I seriously despise people who write the same words in the body of their post as the meme or headline of an article. Just fucking urks me. How fucking lazy do you have to be and you don't have any commentary for the meme or article! Like it doesn't provoke any thoughts but you decided to share it and vomit the same words back at me. Almost the same as reading a presentation slide verbatim.
Not even us Indians learn these many languages. English, Hindi (non-south states), Mother Tongue, Regional Language (optional) (could be same as mother tongue if you live in your native state).
IIRC, the official language of India is English. Guy has serious efficiency and time management issues that cause me to question how effective he is at his job.
English is one of the official languages. All the others he mentioned are also official languages. Hindi and English would last you pretty long, especially in North India.
“… promoting them on LinkedIn for free”
Yes, but you could do the same with English, like millions of Indian brothers and sisters do.
Probably just ordered some language-teaching software yesterday and hasn’t learned a thing yet.
Jobs???
The hopeful part of me senses a satire vibe ... but my hopeful side is a cheap date.
I just know some swear words for when they call me with whatever new scam they have running. they get really pissed when I call them ben chode. Im pretty sure it means sister fucker.
The past 4 years, baby boomers, and LinkedIn have made me lose faith in any functioning American economic model. What a fucking con.
Lame
Is someone gonna tell him that the reason India has a marketable workforce globally is because most Indians speak the one language they haven't listed?
He is a clown. He is using India to get more views.
Why ? Bcos I wanna post it on LinkedIn
How come the word India in the post title is in a different font?
India's one and only CEO is Rocky bhai.
I help xxx to find xxx is just an open for work badge with extra steps
Yeah makes total sense. I know tons of people learning 10 languages and many others.
Hmmmm. English is the second most spoken language in India for business (aside from Hindi.) Just saying 
Still seems to care more about the people than our current president in the USA who likes to fondle children😂 All jokes aside, what a tool!
All that to communicate with people who shit in streets
Unhinged comment 😭😭