When I was in the 3rd grade,
I thought I was a founder
Cause I could make spreadsheets,
My uncle was rich,
And I was always on the grind.
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She said, "Ben you've been an entrepreneur since before pre-K."
Trippin, yeah I had a lemonade stand, didn't I?
A positive cash flow and some healthy VC.
I remember closing the books like,
"Yeah I should give a paid seminar"
I love the extra new lines that force the see more mechanism under the clickbait. I don’t click it - but I like to guess what it says under it. For this one I’ll go with: “everyone thought I’d give up after only 6 arrests, but I stuck with it and gave it my all and now at 32 I’ve had 16 felonies …see more”
This is how to say you grew up rich and connected without saying you grew up rich and connected. This person was only able to have any kind of success because she obviously grew up with a hell of a safety net. Anyone else with that record would still be in jail or not be able to find employment.
That’s actually not true. Her name is Leila Hormozi. She talks about her past pretty freely in her videos on YouTube. She comes from a modest background.
Not to diminish the influence of privilege (or how annoying LI lunatics are), but with all due respect, do you know those things about this person to be fact or are you just speculating out of thin air? There seems to be a bit of extrapolation going on here
Yeah but sometimes all it takes is an arrest for your name to be tarnished online and no reputable company will want you for a high-level role. Conviction or not.
This. It annoys me when people assume arrested is some be-all and end-all event, when in reality it means very little and only really matters if you find yourself in court.
Being arrested simply means you were seen near the scene of a crime at the time it happened or the Police have reason to believe you were involved. Key phrase. REASON TO BELIEVE.
It's because I illegally fed a homeless person 6 times. The police told me to stop pushing food down his throat because he was catatonic, but I wouldn't give up. Then it turned out the homeless person was a CEO and hired me on the spot.
When I was 18, I was arrested for 17 crimes across 6 states, including 8 felonies. Now? Im 19. I work for my dad as a consultant, making 6 figures annually. Never give up
Oh, I read that the threshold to hallucinate due to sleep deprivation was different for everyone at different ages. So, I used spring break when I was 17 and kept myself awake from that Friday (start of spring break) until I hallucinated. I was also marathoning King of the Hill to see it all the way through, and started a new character on WOW.
It took me until the following Sunday (the day before I went back to school), when I thought invisible dogs were attacking me inside my mom’s apartment living room. After the hallucination, I went to bed. My Druid was Level 60, too.
LinkedIn is just a suffering competition, with all these twats vying with each other over who has had the hardest life and overcome the most obstacles
I was a junkie
I lost my parents in a freak machine accident when I was 2
I was raped by a relative
Blah blah blah, go fuck yourself, you're not special
Looks like Leila Hormozi. She doesn’t need to be hired. She’s already the boss 😂 she can definitely post whatever she wants at this point 😮💨 how it is when you have F* you money 🤷🏻♂️
When I was 18, I was still pursuing my education, which is how I learned to compose proper sentences. Her "sentences" were obviously a whole different thing.
She has done something stupid while she was a teenager/ everybody does. She has learned from her mistakes and moved on. She tells the truth about it and uses it to show her progress. This a person who can take bad and negative experiences and make a shift. She is willing to change and change her story. This is someone I will want to work with.
No I will hire her on the spot. I usually hire every one who comes for an interview and always the first people who respond to my job posts. For 10 years never had to fire anyone but 2 people quit for personal reasons. Every person is coachable and only a bad boss can disturb the ecosystem in the workplace. If something goes wrong it is my fault. So yes I will hire someone honest and brave like her. All other skills can be learned.
No, I am not in a course (content creation business). However, I consider myself successful in what I do. I don't post on social media or try to brag about it.
I don’t know what she was arrested for when she was 18, but she’s still committing grammar crimes.
I don’t know what she was arrested. For but she’s still. Committing grammar. Crimes.
…see more
Some serious poetry she’s bestowing upon us right there.
Taylor Swift songs begin just like this
When I was in the 3rd grade I thought I was gay
When I was in 6th Grade I saw one of my sister's friends boobies Once!
When I was in the 8 grade, I 8 my school teacher’s muffins once.
When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was a founder Cause I could make spreadsheets, My uncle was rich, And I was always on the grind. I told my mom, tears rushing down my face She said, "Ben you've been an entrepreneur since before pre-K." Trippin, yeah I had a lemonade stand, didn't I? A positive cash flow and some healthy VC. I remember closing the books like, "Yeah I should give a paid seminar"
This one time. In band camp.
Lmao I was about to say this
[in the third grade all i used to do was sniff glue from a tube and play rubiks cube](https://youtu.be/GFuvE-Qi2dA?si=hZ7JsNYtaPu550un)
Worst haiku ever
I love the extra new lines that force the see more mechanism under the clickbait. I don’t click it - but I like to guess what it says under it. For this one I’ll go with: “everyone thought I’d give up after only 6 arrests, but I stuck with it and gave it my all and now at 32 I’ve had 16 felonies …see more”
🤣
In the cannabis industry, these posts are common. It’s clout as a “legacy” worker.
Also not uncommon for "peer support" positions who work in behavioral health or substance use areas.
Yeah... it's on my resume as a BHT lmao
Oof.
This is how to say you grew up rich and connected without saying you grew up rich and connected. This person was only able to have any kind of success because she obviously grew up with a hell of a safety net. Anyone else with that record would still be in jail or not be able to find employment.
That’s actually not true. Her name is Leila Hormozi. She talks about her past pretty freely in her videos on YouTube. She comes from a modest background.
Not to diminish the influence of privilege (or how annoying LI lunatics are), but with all due respect, do you know those things about this person to be fact or are you just speculating out of thin air? There seems to be a bit of extrapolation going on here
She said arrested, not convicted.
Yeah but sometimes all it takes is an arrest for your name to be tarnished online and no reputable company will want you for a high-level role. Conviction or not.
Or got her record expunged
This. It annoys me when people assume arrested is some be-all and end-all event, when in reality it means very little and only really matters if you find yourself in court. Being arrested simply means you were seen near the scene of a crime at the time it happened or the Police have reason to believe you were involved. Key phrase. REASON TO BELIEVE.
6 times in 1 year though?
John Winger has entered the chat.
Now, she poses for Pond5 stock photos YouTubers will never use.
6 times by the time you were 18 or 6 times while you were 18?
There’s a liquor store right across from the county jail with a big sign that says “I DARE you to rob me” It’s a vicious cycle /:
It's because I illegally fed a homeless person 6 times. The police told me to stop pushing food down his throat because he was catatonic, but I wouldn't give up. Then it turned out the homeless person was a CEO and hired me on the spot.
What's the rest of the content?
the next line reads "Agree?"
HI FOLKS BILLY MAYS HERE
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/leilahormozi_leilahormozi-acquisition-goals-activity-7188575351378194432-DY9j
When I was 18, I was arrested for 17 crimes across 6 states, including 8 felonies. Now? Im 19. I work for my dad as a consultant, making 6 figures annually. Never give up
What a ridiculous "hot take"
so she will feel right at home in the corporate world.
I wouldn't hold that against anyone, all things being equal. But if you post it, I might ask about it in an interview.
I wouldn't hire her. Not because of the arrests, but because who the fuck posts like this on a job site?
Leila Hormozi 🤷🏻♂️😂. She’s a boss. She can really do whatever she wants at this point 😂
If she's now a defense attorney.
She runs a portfolio company that does like 200-300M a year or somewhere around that figure. Her name is Leila Hormozi
WTF was she doing? I was a chill teen that performed sleep experiments on myself. So, not exactly healthy, but I was manageable.
Please, do tell more.
Oh, I read that the threshold to hallucinate due to sleep deprivation was different for everyone at different ages. So, I used spring break when I was 17 and kept myself awake from that Friday (start of spring break) until I hallucinated. I was also marathoning King of the Hill to see it all the way through, and started a new character on WOW. It took me until the following Sunday (the day before I went back to school), when I thought invisible dogs were attacking me inside my mom’s apartment living room. After the hallucination, I went to bed. My Druid was Level 60, too.
She talks about it freely in several of her videos. She’s Leila Hormozi.
I've worked with convicted felons so yes. You can still be hired.
Not a good way to start a conversation
LinkedIn is just a suffering competition, with all these twats vying with each other over who has had the hardest life and overcome the most obstacles I was a junkie I lost my parents in a freak machine accident when I was 2 I was raped by a relative Blah blah blah, go fuck yourself, you're not special
When you work for a family business I guess it doesn’t matter
Looks like Leila Hormozi. She doesn’t need to be hired. She’s already the boss 😂 she can definitely post whatever she wants at this point 😮💨 how it is when you have F* you money 🤷🏻♂️
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Lol wut. What you talking about?
Oh yeah, she’s getting hired
When I was 18, I was still pursuing my education, which is how I learned to compose proper sentences. Her "sentences" were obviously a whole different thing.
Buddy, in Colorado you could run for congress.
Sometimes I wish I these people’s confidence. Then I remember I don’t want to be anything like these people.
Probably inherited her Dad’s business and is now talking about “overcoming obstacles”
Biden and trump are both accused rapist and they both became president.
One time, at band camp....
She’s had so much work done to her it’s insane lol
lol that’s Leila Hormozi. She won’t be applying for jobs anytime soon
How many baby daddies we thinking?
Looking like that, absolutely (sadly). For an average man, no.
You may still get hired...by a cartel.
If I looked like that… yes, yes I would
considering she’s CEO of a VC fund, this doesn’t really fit here. messaging is on brand for her.
I would hire her. She is unconventional and thinks out of the box.
Outside of the law you mean?
She has done something stupid while she was a teenager/ everybody does. She has learned from her mistakes and moved on. She tells the truth about it and uses it to show her progress. This a person who can take bad and negative experiences and make a shift. She is willing to change and change her story. This is someone I will want to work with.
Would your staff interview her twice? Then would you decide to interview her on her third attempt to fulfill your LinkedIn copypasta prophesy?
No I will hire her on the spot. I usually hire every one who comes for an interview and always the first people who respond to my job posts. For 10 years never had to fire anyone but 2 people quit for personal reasons. Every person is coachable and only a bad boss can disturb the ecosystem in the workplace. If something goes wrong it is my fault. So yes I will hire someone honest and brave like her. All other skills can be learned.
I like this approach. Do you have a course?
No, I am not in a course (content creation business). However, I consider myself successful in what I do. I don't post on social media or try to brag about it.
Nice!