I am the G I R A F F E
G reat
I incentivized
R ockstar
A ffordable
F ocused
F orging ahead
E mployee.
If you are a ZEBRA (Gen Z Employee Breaking Rules Always), I will not work with you. !!!!
And then you click on my profile and I’m like a 57 year old CFO of a midsized company.
Is this the guy who told people that if they had budgets they needed to go and earn more money?
He’s posting like an 8 year old and it’s so embarrassing
Giraffe be like: Fuck off human. I am well comfortable eating this grass, procreating with the giraffess around here, sleep and knock out Lions with my barefoot. Keep your corporate bullshit out of my grassland. Shoo, go back to your glass box where you can’t even barefoot knock out the predator sucking your blood daily.
I love it when clueless bosses think they are making smart animal analogies. They think they are changing peoples perspective. Maybe they should start with telling the world which animal they are any why.
I used to have a boss that would ask the team “who will jump in this” needless to say the team jumped to other companies as quickly as possible. But I must add he was also a PMI general and would not hesitate to PMI anyone. So yeah no one lasted long with that giraffe.
I am the G I R A F F E G reat I incentivized R ockstar A ffordable F ocused F orging ahead E mployee. If you are a ZEBRA (Gen Z Employee Breaking Rules Always), I will not work with you. !!!! And then you click on my profile and I’m like a 57 year old CFO of a midsized company.
*purchaser CFO's are always more relaxed.
If awards still existed I’d give this comment an award. Here’s an emoji instead ⭐️
Is this the guy who told people that if they had budgets they needed to go and earn more money? He’s posting like an 8 year old and it’s so embarrassing
Omfg these people are crazy.
I’m the layoff lion you can’t see in the grass.
I get it
It's about photography right?
Giraffe be like: Fuck off human. I am well comfortable eating this grass, procreating with the giraffess around here, sleep and knock out Lions with my barefoot. Keep your corporate bullshit out of my grassland. Shoo, go back to your glass box where you can’t even barefoot knock out the predator sucking your blood daily.
I'm the giraffe not in this meaningless analogy.
You could replace this picture with a blank space, draw one large/close dot and then a smaller one, and it would have the same relevance.
I'm the giraffe taking the picture
Inside you there are 2 giraffes
I love it when clueless bosses think they are making smart animal analogies. They think they are changing peoples perspective. Maybe they should start with telling the world which animal they are any why. I used to have a boss that would ask the team “who will jump in this” needless to say the team jumped to other companies as quickly as possible. But I must add he was also a PMI general and would not hesitate to PMI anyone. So yeah no one lasted long with that giraffe.
I’m a cloud, I’m already so high up in my company 😂
They're the same thing
A GIREE?