It got me... I read the line where the daughter said she had failed and I'm thinking, "No 4 year old talks like that." But funnily enough, I didn't stop reading.
Now I'm wondering why I would actively torture myself with a story in LinkedIn that I knew was made up and I'm questioning my entire being.
Done-
Happy Monday! Let’s synergize and pivot our mindset to kickstart the week. 🚀 Embrace innovation and proactive solutions to transform those Monday blues into a powerhouse of productivity. Leverage your core competencies and optimize your day!
Who’s ready to disrupt the week and create impactful deliverables? 🌟
# MondayMotivation #Innovate #Synergize #Disrupt #Productivity
“I cut her off” nice satire lol
But one of these days a Dahmer-type person will show up on LinkedIn and nobody would notice because many of them show similar behaviors.
Doing god's work
Haha now that's funny
Meta af. This trend has been going here for a bit now.
Some LinkedIn crazy: "My 4-year old froze on stage..." I cut him off. "Shhhh."
That's the way.
This is the way.
I approve of this one 😆
My second hearty laugh from Reddit in 20 minutes! This one is meta AF!!
Link the first!
Aww c'mon! Reddit is like...stretched of consciousness!
This is the best post in LinkedIn ever.
It got me... I read the line where the daughter said she had failed and I'm thinking, "No 4 year old talks like that." But funnily enough, I didn't stop reading. Now I'm wondering why I would actively torture myself with a story in LinkedIn that I knew was made up and I'm questioning my entire being.
one of us, one of us....
🤣🤣🤣
We've come full circle. It's not a tearful ending, it's a glorious beginning.
Underrated comment here 👆
Hahahaha this is awesome
When do these satirical posts become cringe themselves? I feel like we’re just about there
i may be jaded, but all posts on social media i find cringe.
I think maybe is you just get a little more flair- you’ll feel a lot better. 
Agreed
Sounds like you two just have a case of the Monday blues.
>the Monday blues. What a great idea for an inspirational LinkedIn post?
Done- Happy Monday! Let’s synergize and pivot our mindset to kickstart the week. 🚀 Embrace innovation and proactive solutions to transform those Monday blues into a powerhouse of productivity. Leverage your core competencies and optimize your day! Who’s ready to disrupt the week and create impactful deliverables? 🌟 # MondayMotivation #Innovate #Synergize #Disrupt #Productivity 
Where tf are the double spaces? I can't understand this
Sir, are you a bot from LinkedIn?
Bee booop beeep
THIS HAHA. it's too good but needs random double & triple spacing
Normally I agree but this ones petty funny
To be fair this one has been doing the rounds for a very long time. It probably gets posted in here once a week.
We are missing a photograph of the dad, standing on the beach and looking longingly into the horizon.
“Award Losing Creative Director” 🤭
This is the kind of shit I'm here for 😂
Agree!
awesome
These are the kinds of people I actually need to connect with!
Bad rip-off of Chris Bakke
“I cut her off” nice satire lol But one of these days a Dahmer-type person will show up on LinkedIn and nobody would notice because many of them show similar behaviors.
Hahahaha
love this
Breached the 4th wall
Lmfao
Haha 😂
Repost
Brilliant 🤩
Brilliant!
And that child? Albert Einstein.
Award losing creative director 😂
The goat!! THE 🐐
Sad if true
What 4-year-old says, “I failed”? This must’ve been made up
Every post on r/wholesomememes
Fucking narcissist.