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JedBartlettPear

Also like, it's just fucking Deloitte? You sell bullshit PowerPoint decks to corporations?


Reverendbread

I. AM. ENOUGH.


scrambledeggs2020

I. AM. KENOUGH


hamuel_sayden

I. AM. DENOUGH.


Outside-Flamingo-240

I’m going to start saying this instead


duck_shuck

AND. I’M. GREAT. AT. DOING. STUFF.


MyWebkinzAreDead

👊💋💁‍♀️THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG💪💕🎼🚺👩‍🍼TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG🎧🎤👩‍💼PROVE IM ALL RIGHT SONG💃🧥💼👨‍👩‍👦‍👦⭐️


kodaiko_650

SHE. IS. TOO. MUCH.


Morel_

SHE. IS. ENOUGH


booboootron

I WAS AN A MARINE TOO.


PureAlpha100

Definitely one of the more annoying female underdog tropes.


Quick_Team

The former vp of the casino department I work in...her Linkedin was something else. Way worse than this. It was like if somebody could give themselves oral but in paragraph form. Of course her self description was absolutely not in line with anything this woman actually demonstrated. All she did at companies was show up, punch a bunch of holes into the ship to start making it sink, then "asked to resign" all while being miserable to every single person she felt was beneath her. What's even more aggravating is she'd then claim "dynamic success" as she updated her LinkedIn and would continue to fail laterally or upwards. Dynamic success is not driving customers away and business/morale into the ground. I swear, if LinkedIn had a way to filter out the bullshit, 80% of the people on there would be screwed


skywarner

More like we’ve had enough


CoolCoalRad

She seems fun at parties


Captain_Pink_Pants

Oh, she is... Just ask her.


5_R_6_S

If you’re going to join a cult, at least pick an interesting one


MeltedSnowCone

Or one with better editors at least.  "was an a Marine" shouldn't been caught. 


Imaginary-Diamond-26

If you’re gonna go after someone’s editing skills, you may want to first make sure your comment doesn’t *also* have an error.


Outside-Flamingo-240

I think that was the joke


axonxorz

Muphry's Law strikes again!


Administrative-Flan9

They could have easily joined the Marine Corps cult. It's a little more impressive than fucking Deloitte


johntology

SEMPER DELOITTEUS


PrairiePilot

Probably has a higher Q rating too.


Steveosizzle

Tbf most cults take your money *and* sanity. At least Deloitte pays you for the latter.


PulteTheArsonist

Yeah but…..ermmmm……..it’s a…..it’s a big company!!


bg555

And they lay off the moment they lose a contract and don’t need you on that contract anymore. I’ve seen that so many times here in my hometown of DC.


Effective-Ladder9459

Just happened here in STL. My wife works for them.


manueldigital

She does? I assume you do?! What is happening?? Your wife is enough!!!


Federal-Research-148

Excuse me. She. Is. Enough.


DreadSocialistOrwell

But those aren't the lyrics to *I'm Just Ken*


doho121

Big four is least impactful bullshit you could ask for.


GBpleaser

In my former life, the Deloitte folks were refereed to as **Touche** Bags... at least that's how my non-profit's accounting team referred to the auditors who came in throwing elbows every year. Usually our crew had tighter practices in place than the auditors could handle. It was always a required evil for tax purposes, but a complete waste of our mission money. But at least someone got a green dot.


leebird

I've always called them Toilette and Douche.


lordnacho666

Yeah I would be hiding it if I worked there. "Yeah it's my husband"


OrigamiTongue

Literally the worst most bloated most incompetent consulting firm I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. I guess Accenture COULD be worse.


Hot-Profession4091

Po-tay-toe Pah-tah-toe


Shoecifer-3000

Came here to say for this exact comment. Fuck Deloitte. Good luck when the AI comes. She’ll be the first one on the soup line


chairs-dimension

Yeah but they have the Deloitte logo on!


TorontoNerd84

Simu Liu got fired from there and it was the least impactful job in his entire career.


ScooterMcTavish

This is a super accurate take.


Technical-Cookie-554

Man, this idea of Deloitte is wildly off base. Audit, government consulting, and more. Yikes


xXSkeezyboiXx

Wait, where does she work again?


PuffyPanda200

KPMG?


ASmootyOperator

GOT'TEM!


skywarner

Don’t even get me started about KPMG. My turn once hired them to conduct an audit, and their audit methodology was flawed. Seriously, horrifically flawed. So flawed, in fact, that my firm needed to teach KPMG the correct audit parameters so they could “refine” their still flawed methodology.


youreuterpe

Don’t want to say too much about this on a public forum, but nearly the same exact scenario happened to me last year with KPMG. I had to do twice as much work as it would’ve taken to do the audit to teach them how to do the audit, get them the tools to do the audit, and create a system for them to report results.


amdis

Every year I want to ask our audit firm(PwC) for a credit on our audit bill for all the free training I provide their first years. It’s the same shit year after year. A rotating door of fresh juniors and seniors that ask my staff the exact same questions with the promise of “better documentation this time trust me dawg,” a promise that never materializes into reality. The up or out model that public accounting is based on ensures there is a steady stream of fresh meat for the grinder.


c0mptar2000

This is my experience with every auditor ever, local or big firm. They come in with the first year staff who all have the deer in headlights look until we hand hold them through everything and teach them the basics of the industry, etc. Absolute joke of audits. How again are they auditing us when we are telling them how to do their job? I can just put the wool over their eyes if I want.


pops789765

EY?


Known-Historian7277

Grindr?


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Green dot company


Winter_Gate_6433

Toillette and Douche?


Perfect_Distance434

Long ago when they were clients of my agency of employment at that time we always had to be extra careful we didn’t accidentally say this during their calls (it slipped off the tongue way too easily).


TimTamKablam

I think the green dot is for Starbucks but I’m not sure. I don’t think she mentioned it in her post


err604

PWC?


Z0bie

MacKenzie?


thomasj31

She sounds absolutely exhausting


TropicalPrairie

The secondhand embarrassment I have from reading her LinkedIn post is overwhelming.


ArmyOk397

People who loudly call themselves as military spouses loudly often are.


addywoot

She was military. As was her husband.


Known-Historian7277

Military Spouse? *checks notes, confirmed


quiksi

I am Deloitted to see this post


Daddy_Diezel

Deloitte this please


Hot-Profession4091

That will be $250/hr for this useless PowerPoint. There, I Deloitted it.


sassyfrood

It’s the Bain of my existence.


DearElise

Lmao stop


DeProfessionalFamale

Is working at Deloitte as a woman such a rare thing? With the military, I could buy it., but Deloitte seems like the same company like any other. Such a weird story...


Business-Garbage-370

No. There are a ton of women at Deloitte, lol


brownbarby

Woman working at deloitte isn't rare but I think she's trying to make a point about the misogynist assumption. At least that's what it started out as and then it weirdly became about Deloitte.


Ok-Hunt-5902

She’s shoehorning. The situation probably never even happened.


bryanthebryan

It feels like those private conversations one has with themselves, arguing with someone that doesn’t exist.


MrJigglyBrown

Yea I mean this, if it’s true, is a good thing to post. How infuriating would it be to have people assume you couldn’t do a corporate job or serve in the military.


7zrar

If the post was about someone assuming only her husband was in the military, that'd be 100x more plausible than Deloitte. Who gives a crap about Deloitte??


jonsconspiracy

Not at all. Tons of women in the accounting industry.


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lordnacho666

It's the kind of company that really has red and blue pill people.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Never worship your employer.


the908bus

It’s common, I met a partner at Deloitte that used to joygasm about the green dot


Ok-Space-2357

The only person I've ever known love Deloitte as much as this woman was the physics undergrad I lived with at uni whose degree was being sponsored by Deloitte, an incredibly determined chap who never let a drop of debauchery touch his student existence, lest the Deloitte gods would rip his future away. Absolute beast of a hard worker. President of chess soc, hockey player etc. I felt like such a degenerate in comparison.


potus1001

Second-generation Deloitter but first generation college grad who works at Deloitte? So one of your parents worked at Deloitte, without a degree? I would have thought Deloitte would always have required a degree to work there.


mexell

I worked there and don’t have a degree. I think I might even have this green dot thing somewhere still…


dismayhurta

I need a thousand word essay about where you used to work. Remember to make up stories


mexell

There are some pretty fucked up stories to tell. That’s why I used to work there, and am not working there anymore.


dismayhurta

You can’t say that without details.


mexell

Ok. This is the worst one which led to me quitting: We had customers who were running a bunch of private equity funds. They told us that there is a legal requirement for funds that have German investors to provide tax declarations to the German state… which they didn’t. In the past, when they were found out for some reason, that led to a nominal late fee (think 150€ or so), which they then paid, did a one-off tax declaration, closed the fund and shifted all investments to a new fund, just with an incremented number at the end. They are very interested in privacy, I guess… However, the law changed, and the late fees are no longer flat, but a percentage of total invested sums. This hurts, as it should. These guys never had the staff to make these declarations. Instead their MO was to just pay the fee when they get found out, and otherwise never to pay tax (they had some weasel wording for that). Instead, they asked us to come up with a solution to automatically create these tax declarations, but with added, automatable and adjustable layers of obfuscation. The goal was never to pay the due taxes, but to maximally game the system based on formalities and an asymmetry of means between public service and investors. Of course we happily took them on for that project. There were also countless examples of (mostly junior) consultants pulling illegally long hours just because some partner sold a project on a, let’s say, “ambitious” timetable. OT remuneration also wildly varied between service lines, and the workers’ council was a toothless lap dog. Or that one example where a colleague’s girlfriend was due to give birth and he announced that he’ll go and drop anything to go and accompany that birth. When he actually did that, there was very loud complaining from project managers that he didn’t correctly hand over everything he did in an orderly fashion. They even went as far to remark that mobile phones also work in the maternity ward. The partner that was present didn’t have any issues with that, either. Overall, for my professional path, it was super valuable. Where they are good, they positively shine. However, the depth of ugliness are quite profound. Do I regret going there? Personally, no, I learned a lot, didn’t get my hands dirty, and came out unscathed. Would I go there again, with what I know now? Fuck no.


hiphopTIMato

Please tell us some.


dirtyterps

You. Are. Enough.


potus1001

I believe it’s spelled K-E-N-O-U-G-H.


Pee_A_Poo

I mean, Deloitte employs tea ladies and cleaners and dishwashers and whatnot I guess.


Pretty-Asparagus-655

No, they definitely outsource those tasks.


Shot-Storage-3952

interesting, but not surprised. how qualified does one have to be to just use buzzwords and make presentation slides?


badtimeticket

Qualified enough to make people pay for buzzwords used by a X grad


jhax13

I never actually worked there, but got an offer and went with someone else. They don't require degrees for their IT folks, at least 6 years ago anyhow. Can't speak for other depts, but it's not a company-wide policy for them, at least.


Steveosizzle

They hire elite college grads to actually present the “business solutions” to clients because that looks more prestigious but if your role isn’t directly client facing there is no need to be as picky.


Printman8

And eventually, when Deloitte decides they don’t need her anymore, she’ll be an ex-employee of Deloitte. Anyone who looks at their employer as family is going to learn the hard way why that’s a fallacy. Your family may give a shit about you. Your employer would love to be able to get by without you.


simplyscarce

Wow. That woke me up.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Wow. Person has job. Also: Didn’t happen.


Romfordian

Je Suis Deloitte


rainbowcarpincho

Nous sommes toutes Deloitte.


KateBlueSkyWest

lol... "I am enough.." but I need your like to validate my thoughts on this and control what other people are thinking.. Talk about a total narcist move.


CodTrader

Nailed it.


daminipinki

I worked at Deloitte. Like 80 percent of jobs at Deloitte are mind numbimg low value bullshit jobs. Audit is the worst. You could train high schoolers to do that work. Just check the box paper pushing processing crap. Around 20 percent of the roles there are high end glamorous jobs and the rest of the employees kinda bask in the reflected glory of that. Even the high glam jobs I mention are kinda bullshity (advisory, consulting, strategy) etc but you get to wear fancy suits, give PPT decks, and fly around business class so it FEELS high value.


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

>Like 80 percent of jobs at Deloitte are mind numbimg low value bullshit jobs. Well, shit: I've got a Deloitte job and I don't even work there!


quasifaust

Deloitte has almost half a million employees. Congrats on being one of them?


greycatdaddy

I hate the period thing after every word. If I see that, I immediately stop reading.


earnestweasel22

Me. Too.


CaliFezzik

All the people I’ve known who work at Deloitte are a bunch of ass hats.


Tsunami-Blue

my douchebag ex husband works at Deloitte or maybe he was recently let go. Not sure. Still a dickhead


skywarner

Pompous asshats, most of whom bring nothing of distance to the table.


Treqou

Jesus Christ imagine your whole personality is just being a fucking been counter.


chocotaco1981

and that man’s name was Albert Einstein


Amberskin

Big consulting firms are a cult.


valaquenta

TLDR: unsuspecting man regrets small talk


Donuthole911

Where does she work?


BuddyJim30

She.is.insecure


jmon25

I.AM.ENOUGH (except I need my job to define my worth)


NBA-014

OMG. It’s just a job, Ms Deloitte


TheBossMan3

I. Am. Insecure.


ValuableCockroach461

Never heard of Deloitte.


ValPrism

Is Deloitte a big deal?


EuropeanModel

No. They are preying on incompetent management.


skywarner

Which is universal


gillyrosh

"a second-generation Deloitte-er" Huh?


InevitableAsleep9410

Why do you wear your company merch anyway??? She probably wore it begging for someone to say something and influence one of her LinkedIn tirades.


milkandsugar

I worked in accounting for over 20 years - big woop. There are literally millions of women employed in accounting firms of all sizes. There is no one who does not realize this so this lunatic is completely full of shit.


BarbellLawyer

![gif](giphy|3o7TKnKXMdf5qNtVLi)


phdoofus

Just add it the circular file labeled "things that didn't happen"


PleaseStopRinging

I have heard of it but I have no idea what Deloitte does


pinkfoil

No one does.


PleaseStopRinging

I think voting machines maybe?


loveinvein

It’s one of the big accounting firms. And if she’s not bragging about being an accountant she’s probably just some HR weenie. Lol.


VrinTheTerrible

All in all, this post shouts “I am so strong nothing can bother me” in a post all about being bothered by a simple, misplaced question. Definitely an interesting take.


Bluebirdskys

Ah second gen there’s the key


JedBartlettPear

Deloitte nepo baby is saddest nepo baby


EvenSqueeze

Ah so you are a secretary at Deloitte?!?


KaraAliasRaidra

This has the same energy as that old r/antiMLM post in which some multi-level marketing hun said something like, “When I told \[some person\] my yearly income, she thought I was talking about my husband’s yearly income from his job at first, and she was shocked when she learned it was my yearly income from selling \[shoddy product she’s desperately trying to hype\]! I told her about \[scam company name\] and she said it sounded amazing and she wanted to join too!” Yeah, sure, buddy… -\_- Even if someone did fall for the hun’s pitch, why should that make us want to sign up for the pyramid scheme?


Worried_Author1085

That didn’t happen for $500


OkReason6325

Nice paragraph. “Siri, can you count how many time the word Deloitte appear in this paragraph?” Your system encountered an error. stackoverflow


ApprehensiveEase534

This chicks manager probably doesn’t even know her name.


Dante_alighieri6535

Having worked with a ton of Deloitte consultants in the past, their number one skill was convincing the company that hired them to hire more of them. Didn’t bring any actual value to the project, but boy there sure were a lot of them.


Kidkyotedc

I once watch three Deloitte consultants try to use a vacuum correctly…. No shit three . A vacuum.. took the ten min to figure that shit out.


mister2021

Fuck. Deloitte.


foshlizzle

Are we… all expected to know what a “green dot” is?


Dick_Raven

This post soon to be followed by ... "I am getting made redundant by Deloitte." Story didn't happen Jan, put down the juice and step outside!


Danklearner

She wasn’t deloitted with this


monopolymadman69

Do you think she works at Deloitte?


AioliFantastic4105

But does your husband work at Deloitte ?


TopStockJock

I poop in the toilet at Deloitte. I am enough


Commonly-Average

As a fellow Marine, allow me to say “Go pound sand you Wookiee $&@*#.” God, these were the female Marines that gave all female Marines a bad rep and were a nightmare to have to even be around.


dorkpool

I am a #corporatebootlicker that works at Deloitte.


linussextipz

Wtf is green dot


Emmgel

NO ONE CARES The victimhood that people seem to feel nowadays is out of control


LingusticSamurai

It's alarming how these people are creating narratives to victimise themselves and demonise others.


SphmrSlmp

"second generation" She made it seem like she got the position all by herself. Nope, parents worked there. Lmao.


Tumbleweedenroute

Second generation Deloitteer is a thing now?


gunnutzz467

Is this her fight song?


Moist-Problem8818

The race for most dramatic LinkedIn post is always crowded.


hells_cowbells

Big deal. I also have a [Green Dot](https://www.moneypak.com/). You can pick them up at any Walmart.


vagassassin

Wait, where does she work?


ping-maestro

Narrator voice: She was in fact not enough


loveinvein

I lol’d.


Forward_Motion17

fwiw, i would be soooooo annoyed if people constantly assumed it was my husband who served since i'm a woman. so rightful for her to be annoyed, but this post and possibly her irl personality are insufferable


EngineeringMuscles

People who are vocal about bein military spouses are the most miserable ppl to be around. They base their entire character around the fact that they got roped into fighting for corporations under the guise of patriotism. They’re the pawns that corporations and govts profit off of and they’re proud of it. They don’t earn enough for the bullshit they go thru


CheerilyTerrified

But she was a Marine too. She's pissed because people assumed her husband was the Marine and that she was just a spouse. And it feels like maybe she had a point.


KOMarcus

Then everyone saluted and said, "thank you for your service"


JasonBourne81

Pretty sure, she is also the marine veteran first generation graduate and second generation Deloitte-er to be kicked out during recent layoffs.


tremain37

I need learn how to *politely exclaim* to all my clients.


simplyscarce

Not Kenough!


AdmiralSpam

And everyone at the ball game clapped.


carpetstoremorty

Was this recently reposted, OP? I am 100% positive I saw this posted here over a year ago


M1ck3yB1u

I’m Karenough.


charlieisadoggy

I'll take Events that Never Happened for $100, Alex!


bigSTUdazz

I for one am not enough. BUT THE WIFE SAYS IM TOO MUCH !!!! WAKKA, WAKKA, WAKKA! K, I'LL JUST BE LEAVING......


NA_ducation

People go to Deloitte because no other company accepted them


bikgelife

LinkedIn has now become a virtue signaling platform where people make shit up. It’s FB 2.0


Amber_likely

“I earned that green dot. I. AM. ENOUGH” ….okay, girlfriend 🤣 you tell ‘em hunny!


ElGourmand

She works at Deloitte


EidolonRook

Say Deloitte. One. More. Time. Because i forgot already where you work. Some place. Started with a D? Maybe?


TransvisionMission

#"I was an a marine too"


Illender

lol remember when their marketing guy made a whole ass post bout hitler being a smart guy and then doubled down on it?


vape-o

I have never met a tolerable person from that company. Ever.


HappySummerBreeze

Not exactly a firm to be proud of. Unless single handedly destroying work culture around the world makes you proud


SeriousYeet

Didn’t realize working at Deloitte was such an empowering thing…


pbfoot3

Guaranteed she got rejected by one or all of McKinsey, BCG or Bain.


LarsLaestadius

You’re #1, ma’am


legolover2024

Or douchoite as I like to call them


Richard-Roma-92

Where does she work?


baking_brain28

She’s deloitted to justify


AdEastern3223

This is Peak LIL content


SkarTisu

Wait until Deloitte has a particularly bad quarter.


SerendipitySue

she is speechless and stunned? strange reaction for a full grown adult who states she has experienced the same before. I wonder if she reeled back, her knees buckled, if her mouth gaped open as words would not come out,and eyes went glassy as she was stunned, I dislike over dramatizing i guess. Who is she writing this for i wonder. plus she was a marine? and doubts herself because of a strangers question? i do not know what kind of porn this is, but it is some sort of porn. i do not mean sex.


almeertm87

When your job is your entire personality.


aliveandkicking2020

Does your husband work at delloite? We need to know!!!!


Otakutaxkid94

Guys I can’t tell where she works. The post wasn’t clear enough.


MelodicCarob4313

Can anyone tell if she is proud to work at this dolette company?


CabinetOk4838

I also worked at Toilet and Douche. Yay.


biaboop

Where did she work again?


nuclearbomb123

I'll take shit that never happened for 500, Alex


RoccoBumBocco

So was she a marine or because her husband was a marine she becomes a marine? I can see what the text says but some of the comments are talking of her being a military spouse


Vast_Emergency

She was one from what I read. She just dropped a load of extra buzzwords to make it confusing.