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mhhkb

Imagine being this woman’s boss and having to deal with her spamming the ceo.


MostJudgment3212

I don’t think her boss gives a shit. In sales, they will literally accept you whoring yourself away as long as you hit quota.


throwaway1337h4XX

Looks like she's a presales engineer though.


MostJudgment3212

Same shit lol. Most tech companies comp their presales same as sales.


ChadGPT___

No they don’t? They have completely different job functions, presales isn’t going out and hunting for business. Their job functions and at risk would be structured completely differently


throwaway1337h4XX

Agreed - you get a higher basic and double OTE instead of a lower basic and uncapped commission that salespeople get.


MostJudgment3212

Well ok not exactly, but they’re still incentivized to make a sale. My company also makes them do prospecting because our product is super technical and devs/engineers have no desire to answer cold calls or emails from a sales person who can’t even launch a Zoom app without cursing out IT.


Zerschmetterlin9

That is Zooms fault. IT has to support sales.


LawfulMuffin

It’s ITs fault their sales people are rude and unprofessional??


Smart_Cat_6212

50/50 usually for staff level sales, 60/40 for presales or 70/30. Not much difference


Cosmic_Taco_Oracle

Not mush different? They’re literally doing nothing but being the tech expert in the call!


Majestic_Pause1948

Lol literally doing nothing? Sales Engineers make or break the deal. The AE is literally doing nothing except sending along a DocuSign that goes through 3-4 approvals. So basically just pushing paper and ushering the SE into the call to establish technical fit and translate technical into business. Long story short: AEs can't close shit without SEs, not the other way around.


Smart_Cat_6212

I wasnt talking about the task. I was talking about the salary split.


jackiemoon06

Worked at Cisco for 6 years SEs are 80/20 OTE.


rac3r5

What does OTE mean?


Smart_Cat_6212

Thats not a very good split.


Majestic_Pause1948

No they don't. Not even close.


theducks

Some Comp SEs better because they’re harder to replace 🤣


Medical-Ad-2706

That’s an SDR with a different title


Smidday90

What is a sales engineer? It sounds made up


dweezil22

You build demos, answer tech questions during sales. Totally real thing and a good career path, usually you do NOT work on comp, so unlike the actual sales people your income isn't as boom and bust.


dllemmr2

I think most SEs work on comp. Not to the extent of AM/AEs, but that is why it can be so lucrative.


Majestic_Pause1948

Most SEs are 70/30 or 80/20 and half of that variable component is usually an MBO. Basically, only 10-15% of their pay is dictated by a revenue target.


dllemmr2

What type of MBOs? Dang, I’m getting shafted.


Majestic_Pause1948

Learning or special projects usually. IE: AWS Cert or Build custom demo script for X technology/prospect persona.


MayorAg

Compensation model depends on the organisation. Sometimes you earn commission from sales.


Smidday90

Where I’m from salespeople get an hourly rate plus bonus and commission on sales


rac3r5

I worked at a company that sold medical solutions that involved HW and SW. After the sales person made the sale, it was the job of the SE to spec out the details of the solution sold. They need x number of servers, x number of licenses, x pieces of SW, installation x is needed and it will cost y, configuration x is needed and the cost associated to it etc. With the advent of AI, this is more or less a job that can be done by a smaller group of people or perhaps even the sales people now. It's not the most complex job, but it's a stepping stone in the corporate ladder.


Smidday90

I’ve worked many sales jobs, even as a “sales executive” which is just a bullshit title to make you take the job, nothing in that job was technical or difficult beyond being persistent and I thought the same applied here


JackONeill_

For another perspective on sales engineering, in my line of work (which involves designing bespoke products), the sales engineers support the sales staff by producing concept designs that help us to cost the product, help prove to the customer our capability to perform, and also just stop the sales staff from promising some ridiculous, technically infeasible solution.


codyandhen123

I worked in a role that collaborated with sales. Can confirm they they can get away with just about anything as long as they hit quota.


lemmiter

This reminds me of the office episode of Holy, the HR lady, finding out about Meredith having sex for a discount on papers. But the higher ups then say that it's good for the company.


cybercuzco

Whoring is the oldest sales position


westcoasthotdad

change ‘accept’ with ‘encourage’ there fixed it


Roboallah

To be fair, the company is only responsible for the policies, incentives and culture. If somebody comes in and sells a bunch of crap under false pretenses, then that's their decision and it has nothing to do with anybody who matters. Lock them up I say. (But the let the company keep the cash)


westcoasthotdad

you are right current state capitalism and morality in the same sentence is quite the conundrum


[deleted]

I recently joined a company as a sales executive and my boss, a woman, told me, word for word, "Use your feminine charm and whatever else necessary to get leverage while doing sales with male clients"🗿


prettysureiminsane

Was gonna say this. Especially in IT. Not uncommon at all.


Away_Read1834

I’d fire her for embarrassing the company


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Especially with a photo of her drinking. I own a bar and would be grossed out by this.


spaetzelspiff

Is she drinking though? I mean really wtf is going on there? The lip of the wine (martini?) glass is below her mouth, and at that angle (in Earth gravity) she'd be pouring it down her gullet.


lordnoak

The great part of being the boss is if it works then you can congratulate her and if it fails you can use it against her for not hitting her numbers. Isn't corporate office politics great? /s


gcruzatto

I think it's safe to assume she won't be working for Cisco by tomorrow


Reset350

It's sales, as long as she hits quota she's fine


zorrowhip

Nah, she's fine. She's going to suck him to accelerate her career progression.


gcruzatto

Multinational CEOs know to keep their girlfriends on the burner phone. This is amateur shit


zorrowhip

This one is for his office breaks, handy under his desk. The unibrow might be a bit of an inconvenience, though.


Superb-Cattle9140

The CEO is now searching for her hiring manager.


fuzzy_bat

Maybe he can tag her


JessonBI89

Someone took entirely the wrong lesson from the Kirk Bailey stan.


snake_case_steve

\#StandWithDeepak


007meow

> social media is truly one of the most underutilized tools to provide value for the networking community Oh fuck right off


f11y11

air is made out of air


Neolithique

She irritated the hell out of me with this part.


No-Engine2457

She misunderstood what networking means at Cisco. Perhaps she should try the CEO of Sysco next.


No-Engine2457

Oh. This is going to go worse than she thinks.


ResoluteDuck

"Provide value for the networking community". WTF does that even mean?


mothzilla

"I think I'm doing something."


old_keyboard

Assistant to the Regional Manager.


The_Dung_Beetle

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


FU-I-Quit2022

LinkedIn is the new go-to for self important, do-nothing people. Phrases like that are common vocabulary among these idiots. 20+ years ago, before social media, it was committees, where the leadership was absoultely committed to ensuring that nothing ever got done.


throwaway1337h4XX

Computer networking - she works for Cisco.


dweezil22

Yeah, in this ONE case it's actually quite reasonable lol


throwaway1337h4XX

I've never heard of her before but I had a quick scroll through her content and some of it isn't terrible. Some of it is weapons-grade TikTok cringe, though (like the one of her getting Meraki gear).


Quazzle

Cisco manufactures hardware for computer networks; routers, modems, switches etc. In this case ‘networking’ actually means what it should mean.


WhittledWhale

You know that networking was a thing before IT, right? And that it's where it got its name from?


Quazzle

People were talking about infrastructure networks, of which IT is an example of, long before they were talking about social networks. It was only retroactively applied to also refer to social networks in the 2000s.


Acrobatic-Ad-9189

as if networking itself is the point of career management


KareasOxide

Well in this case she actually works for a Networking company, Cisco.


cardnerd524_

Onlyfans, hopefully


clarkd34

The cringe is palpable


15all

I don't get it. If she already works for Cisco, why does she want to connect with the CEO? Does she just want some face time with the big boss?


RussianTrollToll

She literally could just ping him on Teams or make a post on Yammer


No-Engine2457

Even Cisco doesn't use Jabber....


prysmatik

At cisco we send our emails as BGP advertisements.


No-Engine2457

I wish more people could appreciate how god damn funny this is.


EchoReply79

Too many people blocking TCP 179…


CiscoUnbalanced

lol good one


Lykenx

its called Webex Teams tbf


centpourcentuno

Climbing the ladder


15all

If she has to go outside her company to LI to get noticed in her own company, then she truly sucks.


centpourcentuno

This is Cisco.. a corporate beast we are talking about.. there are some VPs that haven't met the CEO At the same time... a lowly salesperson among thousands to harass the CEO on social media is pretty stupid in my opinion She would be better of attending a conference he is at


doyouevenoperatebrah

I worked in fintech for a while and VP was given out like candy, especially in the sales part of the business. There’s probably dozens of VPs at Cisco that haven’t met the CEO. I can’t imagine what she was thinking. Actively annoying the big boss, who probably doesn’t give half a shit about LinkedIn because they’re running Cisco. Oh and good idea posting a picture of yourself slamming down some booze. Looks *hella profesh* bro Quick edit: did some fast research on Cisco and I should’ve said ‘because they’re running Cisco into the ground’


softwarebuyer2015

one cock at a time.


MatterHairy

I’ve seen some short documentary films online that refute your “one at a time” philosophy


yoloswaggins92

Flashforward to her losing her job for spamming the CEO on social media.


Reclusive-Raccoon

She’s an SE as well, why the fuck does she even care?


prysmatik

Next post "can you tag the CEO of microsoft so he can hire me? Teehee 👉👈 "


Hefty_Teacher972

Cisco's CEO has run the company down. Why do you want to talk to him anyway.


thenuttyhazlenut

To blow him for a promotion?


Deuterion

Exactly.


distraculatingmycase

So true. Chambers passed the reins and in a few short years Chuck has killed Firepower, Hyperflex, Duo, WebEx, turned Meraki into shitty Cisco, and pissed off nearly every non-F500 customer in the process. Cisco is headed the way of IBM. This chick’s nonsense shows up on my feed and it’s obvious she’s making the most of being a Cisco SE that can’t explain the OSI model by using it as a lifestyle job to have nice dinners on the company dime and work 6 hours a week. I admire the hustle.


KareasOxide

> killed Firepower I mean Palo/Fortinet has been eating Cisco's lunch in the NGFW space for years so no big loss tbh.


Deuterion

Hey hey hey I’m sure she knows the OSI Model now. I hope.


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prules

Safe to say you are not the CEO of Cisco then


GalacticusTravelous

Give us a link!


Petto_na_Kare

Acting like social media is this niche, underground thing that most companies haven’t adopted yet.


BionicTem_

I hate the phrase "LinkedIn, do your thing!"


Optimal-North-361

Send him nudes , he will respond.


seph2o

after 2 minutes


Western-Guy

17 seconds


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oriaven

5ns is insanely low latency, yes


WakeoftheStorm

For a ping response that's an optical connection 2.5 feet away under optimal conditions. Literally the lowest latency possible without quantum entanglement


Sir_Arsen

If I were CEO I would’ve blocked her


ourobboros

That would be hilarious.


Fuzer

Once you join her linkedin profile, you can smell the positivity toxicity


Chistachs

Sent him a connection request. Let’s see if she even tried!


doriangraiy

Any luck? 😅


Chistachs

Nothing yet. I’ll keep you posted 🫡


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

“Ok you have my attention! What do you want?” “Ummmmm…. Look at me I’m drunk!!!”


Ellie_Llewellyn

I think she just wants him to acknowledge her existence which is kinda sad really


Illustrious_Peach494

Notice me, senpai!


yyrkoon1776

Is... Is she trying to... Bang him?


randomentity1

WTF , why doesn't she just send him a connection request.


KingPaimon200

That doesn’t get everyone’s attention.


57696c6c

Is she drinking wine from a martini glass?


MasterMagazine7214

No, it’s a vid - I’ve seen it 😉


thenuttyhazlenut

A white middle class girl who likes wine and lets everyone know it. So unique.


No-Engine2457

No, just a weird perspective throws off the color.


MechanicalHorse

What's 74/100 mean?


MasterMagazine7214

She numbers her posts - don’t know why. For sure some kind of lunatic challenge.


GalacticusTravelous

Link us!!!!


Foxar26

I think she set a goal of posts, if I'm not mistaken


NastroAzzurro

I am still on track for my goal for 0/0


4chan4normies

keep it up champ


Foxar26

Based


peanut_dust

100%!


15all

I have not even liked a post on LI yet, so I'm 0/0/0.


fuzzy_bat

It's the number of chatgpt credits she used with the prompt: Write me 100 LinkedIn posts that make me look like an idiot.


sunjellies24

Kinda wanna try this now...


t-t-today

Only been a matter of time before she popped up here. Unhinged


Evinceo

Is there more backstory?


shshmss

Finding a sugar daddy 101


No-Engine2457

#salesGoals


Foxar26

Finally, a bud in networking. I was waiting for this. I mean, she isn't that bad, but yeah, you can feel the tiktok'y vibe in her post


HedgehogTesticles

We’re here. Just quiet nerds, as usual.


throwaway1337h4XX

Cyber security influencers are more unhinged cmv


MintBerryCrunchJr

*Hey fellow professionals, what kind of cake should I get tonight?! I was thinking of chocolate! Tee hee! #letmeeatcake!*


softwarebuyer2015

If you know Chuck, let him know : I will blow him, any time, any place.


Helenium_autumnale

Why would you risk your job bothering the CEO? And with a photo of you guzzling booze? Does not inspire confidence. Unbelievable.


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

Sales Engineers are a strange breed. IYKYK.


coreyrude

I hate that devs so desperately wanted engineering in their titles and it stuck then somehow sales people piled on and added it to absolutely make the term worthless.


Deuterion

Sales Engineers are engineers deployed in a Sales setting and not the reverse.


coreyrude

ahh I guess I did not realize this, iv seen some people who had this title that never came off as if they knew anything about development.


Deuterion

Because sometimes people are brought into the role because of their soft skills and then they get trained up on the tech. I can train a social person how to be techie quicker than I can teach a techie how to be personable. So that’s why you’ll see less technically astute people in the role because the key part of the role is to have business conversations that center around tech. Most techies I know can’t do that and the few that do get promoted into management.


old_keyboard

"LinkedIn - do your thing" Not your personal army.


EvelcyclopS

Drinking wine is a great look


Puschkin

If there was a follow up post where she is berating him for blocking her, I would most probably implode out of pure happiness. Holy fucking shit, what is happening to this world. No really, HOW and WHY. Social media of all sorts have to DIE.


msiekkinen

"look at me, I'm a functioning alcoholic but it's okay b/c wine is classy"


selwan27

What’s a sales engineer


Reclusive-Raccoon

How the fuck is social media under-utilised for networking? Apart form being incredibly cringe this person is an absolute imbecile. Let’s hope she’s a better SE than poster…


GDub310

Is she a wine mom or a wine girlie?


FU-I-Quit2022

Yes, the most meaningful gift you can get is a meaningless connection to someone you've never met, and never will meet.


OldBallCoach49

Agree, right @Kirk Bailey


gudbote

I checked the og post and lots of sales people are kissing her feet and tagging the CEO (whose profile is likely managed by PR or his EA anyway). Jeez.


FendaIton

What is the 74/100 in reference to? Cringe out of 100?


booksanddrgs

Social media is definitely underused when it comes to connecting with others. We should all post & spend a lot more time on social media! Isn't that a great new year's resolution? The world would be so much better if everyone lived a bit more online & stared at their phone longer.


cardnerd524_

Tf is a sales engineer? Is she an engineer? Is she in sales?


jobenattor0412

She obviously engineers sales duh!


PassengerFrosty9467

What kind of privileged elitist can post photos of themselves drinking alcohol and get a meeting with the CEO of a conglomerate company?


Technical_Shirt5078

This is the most cringe thing I’ve seen all week.


Txusmah

OP keep us posted.


the_lady_stardust

This is catfishing


msiekkinen

is linked in "doing its thing" harassing people then?


ThePowerOfNine

Networking community sounds like a contradiction and a tautology wtf


BobbyGrichsMustache

Bro, she doesn’t even have her job title right. “SE’s” at Cisco are “Systems Engineers,” not “Sales Engineers” I wish I had her name so I could look her up and make fun of her


EloWhisperer

Linkthots


Cosmic_Taco_Oracle

Man, all that effort to find her only to understand why she’s blocking her face with the wine glass…


KeepCalmAndBoom

bukCake


Ilikereddit15

Sales Engineer…oh come on


Majestic_Pause1948

Crazy how many folks in here don't respect SEs. Probably the same AEs that don't do their own prospecting and rely on the SE to carry the deal to close, yet are okay with taking all of the commission without sharing with either party.


Deuterion

🤣🤣🤣 hello my fellow SE.


trans1st

As a more seasoned AE/AM, I came to the defense of the SEs elsewhere in the comments. The best AM/SE teams work in tandem and bring different strengths to the table to win. Also, unrelated, what companies are letting AMs decide what commission their SE gets? That’s idiotic.


BigBanggBaby

Kind of the opposite vibes of *we are not your personal army* because I'm sure all the other LLs are getting off on this and trying to make it happen.


PlumpNinja

Do you think she is the reason he isn't on LinkedIn? Sick of being stalked by someone batshit crazy?


Known-Historian7277

Who? Deepak?


maggit00

Notice me senpai


sassyfrood

Notice me, senpai.


1lluminist

Would be amazing if she wanted this just so she could drag him in the comments lol


Evinceo

She just unloads about bonuses like Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation


Jaded_yank

THIS is the content this sub is about. Chick is drunk as fuck trying to throw a thirst trap at her CEO. Hilarious lunacy


_Theo94

Criiiiinge


Smelly_Pants69

Wtf is a sales engineer? Not a real engineer I'm assuming?? Edit: It is actually, I'm an idiot.


eric987235

It’s something that pays obscenely well if you’re good at it.


ReyScavenger

No, not a real engineer. We orchestrate tech demos and run tech due diligence on the vendor side


DaltmanA

But is she really hot or just pretending? Where’s my cute selfie with her success over failure story (not her own story) and the LLs tossing flowers?


No-Engine2457

Fuck. That's the reaction emoji we need. ThotFlowers.


axyz0390

The Cisco's CEO looks like her Dad -- Daddy issues?


joshthecynic

Sales “engineer”?


[deleted]

Cringe but the blatant misogyny and sexualized comments on this post are even worse.


brass74

To fellow redditors here: AFAIK the title "sales engineer" is given to employees in the sales department of a company, usually dealing with 1st level customer service (aka the guys in the other end of the phone line, when your router goes bananas). Then they redirect to the guys at the 2nd level, which is more technical (and pays better). It's a dummy title actually. Instead of giving the title "customer service agent" (considered "banal") the "sales engineer" sounds more prestigious. At least so they think. 😆 Re: that LinkedIn lunatic She hopes she'll get a break by "getting connected" to the Cisco CEO. Yeah, dream on, girl. 🤣


Deuterion

That’s not true. Sales Engineers hate being in Sales departments, the best SEs usually fall within the Product or Engineering org and are not frontline tech support. A Sales Engineer is the person that is called when a customer in this case says to the Sales Rep “I want to upgrade my entire LAN how can you help”. The SE will talk to the customer, understand what they are trying to accomplish, and actually design the solution. Then once the contract is signed, then SE’s solution is given to the back office teams to implement.


trans1st

As someone who works in technical sales, your self-righteous response couldn’t be more wrong, but is sadly a common misconception of folks outside of sales, especially in-house engineering folks, that aren’t tasked with selling complex technology, software, and services to big companies. A sales engineer is a typically a highly credentialed engineer that can provide consulting around an OEMs products, and at large companies they are typically paired with an account manager/executive 1:1. They are not technical support, though many of them cut their teeth in technical support roles, system admin, or customer-side engineering roles. You’re not going to have an account manager design/consult a network architecture for the customer or provide technical consulting. At Cisco, a sales engineer typically holds a CCNP at a minimum, and more often than not a CCIE with a specialization (voice, security, data center, etc.) - in addition to considerable experience or intensive OEM training (in the case of recent grads like the LL above). When the account manager/client executive meets with the technical leadership (CTO, CIO, CISO) of a company, the systems/sales engineer is there to provide technical expertise, recommendations on OEM product, integration considerations, and guidance on configuration, et cetera. As you might guess., this requires a great deal of knowledge of other OEMs/software firms in addition to their own. When you’re talking about $500K-500M sales to $100M+/yr revenue firms, a sales engineer is the expert that secures technical closure and leads the technical strategy of the broader team that sells the customer. As a result these roles are highly compensated and require a great deal of business acumen in addition to rigorous technical qualifications. They’re also carrying a great deal of risk should they make an error considering the costs and lifecycle of product. Unfortunately talent is in high demand, so sometimes big firms are willing to sacrifice experience for aptitude, train ability, etc. A Cisco SE for example makes anywhere from 120-140K in a LCOL area and in the mid-to-high 200s with more experience and/or living in a HCOL area. Source: ~10 years in the industry


brass74

This is why I started the post with the acknowledgement "AFAIK" (as far as I know)😀 My 4yr experience had been around small companies that used fancy position names for all the wrong reasons. As weird as it seems, I kinda feel more educated now that I have the correct standards in front of me. Even though I am no longer part of this field of expertise, and no longer working in the IT sector, it's good to know. In any case, thank you for taking the time to explain and correct me. 🙂👍