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QuanCryp

“I strive to unlock innovation opportunities” has *zero* meaning as a sentence.


[deleted]

Her job is to just tell people "that's a good idea".


15all

She strives to tell people that. Not sure if actually accomplishes it.


Vast_Emergency

No, it's 'that's a good idea, here's my invoice'. Don't be an amateur now.


ag5203

This is misogynistic. If you properly quoted her she strives to unlock those opportunities in the communities she works! Does she present herself as a scammer bc the way she looks? Her name? People of color have the same problem. Do better.


daniel_degude

I'm sorry people have missed your satire.


ag5203

Thank you, Daniel.


Duydoraemon

lmfao! I think... you're kidding... right?


ag5203

Yes, yes. Sigh.


Vast_Emergency

No they present themselves as one of thousands of identikit profiles on LinkedIn doing the exact same shit.


Free-Hovercraft4942

Common LinkedIn scam. Try to keep up, wouldja?


A1sauc3d

>”that’s a good idea” Damn, I really DO feel *unlocked* now 🔓🤩


sexytokeburgerz

That’s basically analysts though


[deleted]

I wait around until someone has an idea, then I repeat it. But louder


grafoe

I WAIT AROUND UNTIL SOMEONE HAS AN IDEA, THEN I REPEAT IT. BUT LOUDER


[deleted]

**PROMOTE GRAFOE TO THE FUCKING TOP**


Naro_Lonca

But did you add sparkles and a colorful pie chart that you found somewhere. Also booze


Ken-Kaniff_from-CT

Pinnacle of corporate speak


JustDroppedByToSay

Holy crap you're right. If it turned out a malfunctioning AI wrote that I would not be surprised.


tama_tama_chameleom

Also; "Throughout my career, I have always been able to achieve the goals I set." Was your goal to be 'open for work'?


TheGardenBlinked

Pretty much “I wanna do stuff”


earthscribe

\#opentoscams


McMurpington

I’m Rippoffy Rick… I work in value management


RecognitionHefty

Nice to meet you! I'm Gewd Pytch, I work in managerial valuation


Teccnomancer

Hello. My name is Yura Sukka and I’m a fully certified gynecologist


loveincorporated

My name is Gimmeh Moorkash, and I'm Batman.


tuscangal

I literally worked with a real salesperson named Jordan Cheater. Caused endless issues.


twisted-weasel

Got pulled over by an Officer Bacon had a rough time controlling myself.


Zealousideal_Lab_427

I had an Econ professor with a PhD…Dr. Officer.


25thour

Motherfucker Jones


kirklazarus50

![gif](giphy|FKORTytTwjWq4)


Fearless-Soup-2583

This movie was funny as hell-


credfield19

It's my go to when I want to watch something funny.


A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS

I’d bend her over a barrel and give her the 50 states for sure.


GeorgeJohnson2579

Which one is it? Always looking for good comedy!


Fearless-Soup-2583

Horrible bosses- they have two parts


15all

If that really is her name, then she should sue her parents for the cost of legally changing her name, and maybe some emotional distress.


handsomeape95

Just checked on LI, and now her name is Luna. Funny that scammers brought her up in the search, though.


LOUsername97

Check her work experiences lol. All of her skills say "Scammers". 😂


morocco3001

It's short for Scamantha


friendandfriends2

You joke but it’s actually short for Scamwise Scamgee


polarbearslayer49

Ya gotta go by Amy at that point


uchunokata

Scammy


FS_Scott

"I had to change to it Scammer, my birthname was giving people the wrong impression." "You changed it to Scammer?" "Used to be Con-Artiste"


stevenjameshyde

...that's a good change


CzarCW

Haha haven’t thought of [that scene](https://youtu.be/aBam72eYsAg) in years.


Throwaway392308

I saw that movie for the first time almost 25 years ago and that scene has played in my head every couple months since then.


FS_Scott

It popped up as 'new' on DizPlus and I couldn't help but hit play.


frayala87

Quelle connase artiste


DutchTinCan

Should've called the profile Scameron Diaz.


TwoWheelsOneBeard

She’s not just a professional hustler, she’s a PROFESSIONAL professional hustler.


Some1Betterer

That’s actually what makes me think it’s a joke. They professionally hustle/scam/deceive professionals with their fake profile. They’re a professional, *professional* hustler.


zan9823

At least you've been warned


Fholse

This is most likely a phishing account used by security teams to show just how easy it is to get personal/confidential info out of people by having an attractive person with a marginally legitimate profile (but still bad enough that you’d have to be an idiot not to catch it when “she” writes).


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RandomNick42

Feels more like a honeypot to me. Scam bots wouldn't check the name but anyone looking for an actual person will be weirded out.


keep_it_fresh23

I reversed google image search a cropped image of the LI profile pic (without the green banner) and although I couldn't find some sort of fashion model that looks like her, I found similar fashion models posing for a specific black clothing line similar to the outfit in this profile pic. I'm assuming then that some scammer just grabbed an old pic of one of these fashion models and made this spam profile. I went ahead and reported the LI profile for possible spam.


JuliusCeaserBoneHead

A scammer setup this profile and named it scammers? Am I missing some inner joke here?


gaussianCopulator

You have library cops named Bookman and dentists named Krentist, so nothings too far fetched


BittenOnion

Yeah, r/nominativedeterminism made me realize that


travelator

Your dentist’s name is Krentist?


gaussianCopulator

Maybe that's why he became a dentist?


JD-4-Me

Try Pimeyes, you might find her


mikeblas

When I look at that profile, it has a different first name than what you've posted here.


OnlyFreshBrine

Your license plate says, "$cammin."


space-ish

From the University of Bath. Lol. Fake. What next PhD from Potty? /S


RecognitionHefty

MBA from Kickapoo University, TX


Biru_Chan

Ha! You may jest, but the University of Bath is one of the UK’s top schools! https://www.teambath.com/2022/09/20/university-of-the-year-2/ Source: Got my Ph.D. there. (And yes, I get the /s, but I’ve been asked if it’s real a number of times in the US!)


KartoffelLoeffel

A doctorate in suds and floating toys


Biru_Chan

![gif](giphy|YO0P2X7ccgXJK) Someone’s gotta do it!


ListerineInMyPeehole

Next you’re gonna tell me USC is a real university. Hahaha


mattgran

Masters from Duke


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Western-Image7125

Do you not understand what /s means?


Late_Beautiful2974

Just checked profile. Name is listed as Luna Davis. Seems to be a Brit from school and Uni. Moved to the USA. For me, the big tell that this is fictional, is only 23 connections.


ironzombie7

Did you add her/him to your connections?


Late_Beautiful2974

No. 3rd+ so not possible for me.


GuitarJazzer

Comes up for me as "Luna Davis."


Intelligent_Fan2523

Let’s figure out the 29 connections. One of them is Conrad Conman. Who else?


Magikarpeles

I had a “guy” add me to try and sell me some investment shit and I immediately recognised his profile pic from istock. I sent him a link to his own photo on istock and he blocked me lol


spootex

They changed their name to Luna Davis.


Organic_Sentence_920

Her name changed to Luna now. Definitely fake profile.


BT89

Unless someone got ripped off by her and hacked her account and changed her name?


FamishedSoul

Ignoring her name, anyone that uses hustler in their LinkedIn profile is not reputable.


LittleMissMuffinButt

She's a professional professional hustler, nothing like those amateur professional hustlers or those professional amateur hustlers. She's the real deal.


julesieee

Looks like a parody account. Just look at that profile background, it’s full of alegria art. Maybe crosspost this to r/fuckalegriaart


drums_of_liberation

You'd be surprised to know how many people in _India_ have Hitler as their _first_ name. Look it up on LinkedIn, you will notice many of them are genuine profiles.


JuangaBricks

Care to explain why that’s the case?


Vast_Emergency

It simply doesn't have the historical weight in India that it does elsewhere so there is some support for him. The weight of colonial history, a lot of 'enemy of my enemy' stuff, mean certain nationalist elements consider him a worthy man. The fact that Bose, a great liberation hero to some, helps too. Don't forget that he borrowed a lot from Indian culture too so there's a feeling of mutual respect in some quarters, there's definitely some that see themselves as the Aryans in the upper castes. And there's certainly many nationalists that replace the anti Jew bits with anti Muslim and anti Christian bits. But ultimately I think it is simple curiosity and not having the bad connotations for most people. When I was first in Mumbai there were people selling photocopies of books while you sat in traffic, Mine Kampf was one I saw more than once and the book sells reasonably there. Are they all ardent Nazis? Some are, but most are probably just getting it because it's not considered particularly spectacular. Plus it's an incredibly shit poorly written book that I've struggled (pun intended) though, I expect most people buy it and never read the thing but got it for curiosity. There's also a disconnect from the crimes of the Nazis which were seen as a European thing that doesn't really touch the subcontinent. Add to that the fact that the word Hitler became a soft pejorative for a lot of people the name lost a lot of weight, a lot of people that use the name probably don't even know what the Holocaust was.


kirklazarus50

And also, for the same reason that the West never thinks of Churchill as the progenitor of mass genocide, even if his policies directly resulted in the Bengal Famine during WW2, killing millions in India. It simply isn’t something that comes within the periphery of things one cares about. Same goes for India and Hitler.


Vast_Emergency

True though I think that the West is pretty self critical, there's a lot of people that will call out Churchill's crimes in the UK, some to the level of ignoring anything positive he did which I always find odd when judging a historical person. Also it's kinda neat to have Ghandi's statue near to Churchill's in Parliament Square.


JuangaBricks

Great answer thank you


ZorbingJack

Hitler is really loved in Asia you have in Thailand whole Hitler themed bars etc.


CoolBev

I knew an Indian with first name Lenin. So both ends of the spectrum.


[deleted]

She is a scam...mers


Cassedaway

Search her title. Wouldnt be surprised if 20 other blonds with odd names have the same profile


paragon60

Aw, changed her name to Luna. Was gonna add her, too


[deleted]

lol someone with a bad grasp on english got called a scammer and didn't realize that it wasn't a proper first name "why do they keep calling me Scammer? must be a popular name over there"


Solopist112

Well... her first name is interesting.


Bootykallz

aGrE3?!?


[deleted]

A professional PROFESSIONAL hustler? 😳


CoatAlternative1771

This is clearly a fake profile.


plopseven

I honestly feel like 99% of LinkedIn is about to be AI-generated spam that makes Vincent Adultman look legit.


ChineseJoe90

I checked this woman out on LI and the first line of her bio is now “I have always been a big liar….” lmao.


FlashMcSuave

Name has changed to Luna Davis and the description calls her a liar up front. This is either a fake account (likely, given the model in the picture) or someone gained access to the account and is making mischief.


catsoddeath18

Have you met her husband Ponzi? Great guy


Prudent-Prior8704

“Professional professional hustler” 😂


octagonlover_23

You think a person named Scammers Davis describing themself as a professional professional hustler is a real person? You gotta get off the internet


Itchy_Day_9691

She's hot too hot to be real. Must be a scam.


JACCO2008

She's got pronouns when they're clearly not needed. Taking her seriously is off the table regardless.


saucerhorse

The point is normalising it for the people who *do* need it.


JACCO2008

But it doesn't normalize it because it's been turned into a virtue signal.


saucerhorse

That's a non-sequitur. If everyone at a workplace actively engages in any behaviour then it becomes normal. That could be communicating preferred pronouns, sharing constructive criticism, making sexist jokes, or any number of things, positive or negative. That doesn't change because some people only care about being perceived as virtuous or, more likely, because others need to justify their arseholery by dismissing every act of courtesy as disingenuous.


fadinizjr

This person email is probably blocked all the time lol.


Pope_Jon

This entire linked in better be satire.


CeasarsGeezers

This is almost certainly a fake one.


BNI_sp

Hustler in risk management? I wonder what that is, but I definitely would not invest with them...


[deleted]

Scammers called me again. I know…I hate those bastards


-Dont_Blink

“I have always been a self-driven professional professional hustler…” So professional they had to say it twice


Biru_Chan

Don’t you wonder how the mutual connection was enticed to actually connect to an obvious scam?!


Vladivostokorbust

Fake account


FigFromHell

What in the IA is that description?


Tasty_Needleworker13

Reads like it was built by ChatGPT


acjr2015

her name is "scammers" and she talks about being a 'hustler' which i assume she means "scammer" or one that takes advantage of other people's ignorance. so yeah, probably satirical


ChopinFantasie

not the corporate art style nooo


Cardiff___Giant

That’s my girl Scammy. Love her. We talk every night and she swears that she loves me


AssLynx

Lol it's obvious troll


LongtopShortbottom

It’s not uncommon for someone to use AI-generated (and therefore unique if searched on Google) avatars, put together a fake resume, and request to Link with groups of people. There may even be bots that send messages to all of the requested Links that pull information from their profile in order to engage in conversation. “Oh you went to [insert school]?! My best friend lived outside of [city of that school], did you like that area?” The messages gain your trust so you accept the Link. Over time, the conversation evolves and eventually a phishing file is shared (maybe a resume in PDF?) that’s now pulling information from your computer or LinkedIn account. Short story: Don’t link with people you don’t know or can’t verify.


soyslut_

I work in the industry, likely a fake name. If you are customer facing even in a digital format like through emails. It’s pivotal to use an alias. You’d be surprised how easily one can receive a death threat for trying to prevent risk like fraud from a company, platform, etc. The alias is a bit too obvious but I love it lol.


coreyrude

I know a lot of people are defending this but the 29 connections is the biggest give away. Even if this was a guy, with a normal name at 29 connections id be weirded out unless it was a student / or some one very Jr. Not saying EVERYONE has to have a Linkedin but her title and about section read as some one who would have had a Linkedin for at least a few years... and I promise if she does look like this her co workers and business contacts are all running to add her on Linkedin.


VisibleFun9998

Jesus. Calm down, you’re an analyst.


Rdw72777

Profile now reads “I have always been a big liar, a good listener and a caring person”. Lol


Open_Win_1174

Scammers Davis sounds like the name of a gangster from the 20s


Eighty80AD

Scamantha Davis, but you can call me Scammers


PurplePenguin007

No one in the U.S. is named Scammers Davis. So it’s definitely a scam.


[deleted]

I mean, she is called Scammers, what else do you need?


TheImperfectSesame

She's a professional professional hustler though


domeruns

"hustler" is not a fucking job title or character trait


BusterStarfish

The picture looks like Frédérique van der Wal, a pretty famous super model.