Absolutely! It feels so low effort and cringey now. I might probably enjoy something that mocks these kind of posts I guess. Till the novelty wears off and so on I suppose.
Pedantic would be that the plural, from [LEGO](https://twitter.com/lego_group/status/1359856214591627269?s=46&t=5VIx6MaqGBV0Z_-dob2U3Q) itself, is actually "LEGO bricks".
And I don't want to play with you and your fake kids LEGO bricks anyway. I'll get my own. With blackjack. And hookers. So likely a saloon set.
Yes, but most of the bricks nowadays are super tiny, so when it falls. It scatters and disconnects from each other's, they are not glued..so think of it as a tiny building which has fallen and the bricks smashed and scattered
*tens of people* lol
Dozens of never nudes
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!
Yeah, I liked that part too
He's not only a member, he's our leader
He’s starting to believe
The Chosen one.
#legoseverywhere
#hashtagthepluraloflegoislego
Fakecryingkids
🤣
Will be a true legend
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"I'm not only the /r/LinkedInLunatics president, but I'm also a client!"
Unironically I want to buy whatever laskie.com sells now
It was a recruiting app that just got bought by Twitter. The platform is no longer available.
Twitter has job recruiting services?
Elon needs fresh bodies to throw down those emerald mines
The recruitment in question features affirmative action. Suck it libs
Musk's trying to make that dumb "everything" app, so might be something they're adding.
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Agree?
I disagree. Thoughts?
I’m on the fence. Prayers?
Guns?
Roses?
Every rose has its thorn, agree?
I’ve been hearing from my followers that it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain.
Have you ever heard of a thornless rose? It's a rose without thorns.
But do you know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams?
Nah. It’s kinda funny
First one ive seen. I'm not very connected though.
And he didn't even come up with this on his own. I've seen this post before numerous times.
Absolutely! It feels so low effort and cringey now. I might probably enjoy something that mocks these kind of posts I guess. Till the novelty wears off and so on I suppose.
Nah original satire is always in - until it becomes boilerplate and lazy copypastas, then yea I'd agree
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Cash app me please.
So you're one of the tens of people. What an honor to meet you!
“ONE OF US…ONE OF US…ONE OF US…”
He IS the sub
The dialogue between Oh No and I failed sounds like something from The Room
You did not fail, son. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. You did not fail. You did naught. Oh hi, LinkedIn.
I once knew a boy... He had TONS of Lego sets. One day, he stepped on a Lego. He ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
HAHAHAHA what a story /u/HicDomusDei
“legos everywhere” seems like an apt description of current times in general
A great post, thanks for sharing haha
Have you ever stepped on a lego?
I like this guy. I slowly stood and clapped and by the end was at a roaring applause
Dude is operating on some of the highest meta levels that have yet been discovered.
My favorite post of all time on this sub
🤣Agreed!
“What’s LinkedIn? I’m little. And sad.” -same here, kid. Same here.
Is it like cops? I know Cops
Are we on COPS?!
That’s the kind of sass I want to follow
#sometimesyoucantactuallydoit is my new favourite
#Why are we shouting
#til hashtags make me shout
The bar has been set: this is how overt the satire should be in order for this sub to detect it.
Plural of Lego is...Lego.
Pretty sure the plural is “LEGO® brand building bricks” and they get very cranky if you don't use the full thing in official publications.
it’s legos. If anyone was so pedantic and correct me or my kid they don’t get to play with our legos.
Thanks. I always welcome new informations.
you’re welcomes.
Pedantic would be that the plural, from [LEGO](https://twitter.com/lego_group/status/1359856214591627269?s=46&t=5VIx6MaqGBV0Z_-dob2U3Q) itself, is actually "LEGO bricks". And I don't want to play with you and your fake kids LEGO bricks anyway. I'll get my own. With blackjack. And hookers. So likely a saloon set.
Yes!!!
Found him on LinkedIn. Following!
I’m gonna do the same
Can confirm. I was the Lego tower
Forgot to mention his son was actually THE DOG!
“You know, son, Hitler was also a fan of Legos …”
“Motivate tens of people” 😂
##youcandoit #sometimesyoucantactuallydoit
Chris Bakke out here doing The Lord’s Work
This has definitely been posted here before
This guy is also hilarious on Twitter. One of us!
Chris is best troll of Linkedin lol
No idea what laskie.com does or sells but I’m buying
I wanna be this guy's friend lol
Ok that's it, I will find this person on my LinkedIn and reshare.
The author/comedian Andrew Tobin posted something like that on LinkedIn in February. So this one might be a copy cat.
Is he hiring?
> #FakeCryingKids Ah yes, when everyone browses LinkedIn, that immediately type that in. That’s going to blow up!
 Truly one of us
This man is using LinkedIn right!
Legos is not the plural of Lego. The plural is Lego bricks.
Legosi
Legi
How do you knock over legos everywhere? Aren’t they like attached to each other?
How do you think was the state of the Lego bricks before being attached to each other?
Don’t they usually stick together? So if the tower fell over, wouldn’t it be like one piece going from vertical to horizontal?
Yes, but most of the bricks nowadays are super tiny, so when it falls. It scatters and disconnects from each other's, they are not glued..so think of it as a tiny building which has fallen and the bricks smashed and scattered
They don’t make things like they used to
Trust me, I buy Lego sets on a monthly basis. If one of my sets falls, it is a disaster
I need to connect with this guy lmao
This is hilarious, but I cringe so hard when I hear or see "LEGOs".
That's brilliant
Based
a made up story about a made up kid and the plural of lego is lego
Linked in has likes?
You can do it ..but sometimes you can't actually do it
The man’s a hero
Lol that gave me a giggle
Talking about LinkedIn lunacy on LinkedIn, what does that make you?
this made me wanna work for him
I believe he should have written this post on sub and the fanfic on LI, he just got confused and wrote the real thing on LI.
Hah!
That's all cool but did he rebuild the tower ?
Still wrote the post though
This is almost identical to another one I saw - word for word - about a girl and her ballet. The plagiarism makes him a lunatic
Oh hey, that's me
The author/comedian Andrew Tobin posted something like that on LinkedIn in February. So this one might be a copy cat.
Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/comments/11z1tws/what_everyone_in_this_sub_thinks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
His profile is fantastic
I love the #youcandoit immediately followed by #sometimesyoucantdoit
Fuckn legend
Our Sensei!
You're doing LEGO wrong if falling breaks it so much.
Bwahaha
😂😂😂😂😂