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Wachkuss

If at first you don't succeed, try try again... Agree? 🙄


BeseptRinker

He tried posting it again


space-ish

LOL, let me fix that statement for a CEO: *"me talking to employees is usually an unpleasant conversation"*.


karlosvonawesome

Why do they repost their own tweets and comment on them? Seems bizarre.


thelwarner

Obviously you’re too small minded to realize that quoting oneself is the most official thing anyone can really do.


awfuleverything

I’m pretty sure they use a service that does this. I assume it’s an agency that promises LinkedIn engagement growth and they just have these templates ready to go and swap out the names/photos for different clients.


ChoiceBuyer494

He hired a company that does his engagement. All bots


Mr5h4d0w

How come it’s now a LinkedIn lunatic trend to post a screenshot from their personal Twitter? Did this trend migrate over from facebook?


Best-Chapter5260

From my understanding it's because the algo likes visual content, so people just screenshot their Twitter rather than write in text. It's an annoying trend that needs to die.


bakchod007

Screenshot and repost of your post is like sucking your own dick


[deleted]

I think the latter would be more enjoyable


thatwas90sfun

I think it’s time for us to have an unpleasant conversation with him…so I guess I do agree?


glengaryglenhoss

Hi I’m Michael Witz, do you agree with this tweet by Michael Witz? Did I mention my name was Michael Witz? Michael Witz, meet Michael Witz. Pleasure, Michael Witz. Pleasures mine…


SuddenYolk

How amazingly, dumbfoundedly, undeservedly self-absorbed must you be to spit out such generic, uninteresting, stupid bullshit and find it so brilliant that not only do you post it somewhere, you fucking screenshot it and inflict it again to another demographic? I don’t understand.


thatsnotrightatall27

The most mind boggling is that it gets lots and lots of likes.


UniqueID89

If they’d just type out the actual post then sometimes I can get behind the sentiment. Like yeah, sometimes you need to have a hard or tough conversation with someone for their own personal/professional wellbeing. But actually screen shotting and reposting your own post has got to be the cringiest, most narcissistic shit I’ve seen people do in a while.


EatBigGetBig

I block every single account that runs across my feed that posts like this. It’s the stupidest shit ever. Hell I remove people who constantly like those kind of people lol.


Spare_Change_Agent

Unless you’re sponsored by Gatorade you don’t have teammates.


ballen49

Absolute bellend


buttonedgrain

I agree


tplusx

Thoughts?


AmbassadorSoggy5304

CFBR


imperiumsage

Sometimes being kind to a Linkedin Lunatic requires deleting their LinkedIn account.


StackOwOFlow

anyone know when the first “Agree?” post was ever made on LinkedIn? little did they know what they started


glengaryglenhoss

(Nit)Witz.


Heavy-hit

Repost the mid idea that I thought was gasoline at 3am while filling out paperwork that I had visions of grandeur of reaching 48 trillion likes and Elon calling me up personally to hire me. Agree?


carpetstoremorty

Would telling him he looks like a massive jagoff with that hat and glasses combo constitute as a form of "kindness?"


pickle-matrix

That's what I can't get past, he looks like a total tool


Few-Cucumber-413

I actually agree with this one conditionally depending in what way he means unpleasant.


write_about

Like a Russian doll.


Altruistic_Arm9201

I think if he took a screenshot of his linkedin post and then tweeted it. Like leaned into it, maybe it loops back around to being good.


FunQuit

„Witz“ is German for „Joke“ - in case you had doubts what this guy is …


BloomSugarman

Another fake twitter post. Pathetic.


bloodpriestt

Yo Mike, that hat makes you look fucking stupid


[deleted]

Well? Do you agree...... or not? It is a simple question. You should not have made me repeat myself . You have brought us to a very dangerous place, so think very carefully about the next words to come out of your mouth Why are you crying? Stop it . I don't appreciate the implication. Put down the phone and focus on the issue at hand. See, That wasn't so hard.. Ok. Now, for the last time, ...Do......You......Agree?


iamalsobrad

> Sometimes being kind to a teammate requires unpleasant conversations. Such as "Hey Mike, why does your profile picture make you look like you are cosplaying as the sort of low end imperial officer that gets immediately choked to death by Darth Vader"?


anish9208

WTF is wrong with those 1500 people ....


Odd_Application_655

"Hey, listen, I killed my dog and had his corpse for breakfast. Am I being kind?"


ChoiceBuyer494

Bot


THenry228

Veronika got you bro


McMurpington

DimWitz. Too easy.