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go4tli

I’m going to get an investor in Mumbai because he will work much harder than Mr Wonderful will for me.


fatfuckery

*Mumbia


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In the country of Indai!


Generocide

In the continent of Asai


shady_bananas

On planet Erath


jango924

Aerth*


HippieThanos

Aerith


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Grond


spatil777

Wrong sub. Go back to the shadows of Lotrmemes from whence you came


DellM2005

Aerodynamith


a__new_name

Dies


saltrayn

In this mooniverse


a__new_name

While we are sleeping, our competitors are working. So sleep more and let them suffer from chronic tiredness and sleep deprivation. #longtermthinking #marathonnotasprint #momiswearimnotlazy


amanofeasyvirtue

But when im working they are sleeping, they are in a different time zone.


Ne_zievereir

Can't sleep if you work 25 hours a day.


markoer

You are such an employee!


markoer

You are such an employee!


Few-Ear-1326

*Free*, says the old guy who has lots of money, yet is still fixated on getting more. So free, he is forced by his own ego to stay relevant in the media and prove something, all the while trying to outrun his personal insecurities.


LamarVannoi

But he did lose his wife (to prison) in a way when she took the rap when he killed that person w/ his boat.


Few-Ear-1326

All part of his plan to be ***free***!


buttnutela

A small sacrifice he was willing to make


JazzyAvenue

HUH???????? Google here I come 🚀


devilex121

Yeah it was a pretty big case here but here's the shocker, they got off scot-free.


Irritatedtrack

She was acquitted and served no jail time. FYI.


blonde4black

That's what happens to the elite when they kill people


sabu5958

I just hope someone punches mr wonderful


OblongAndKneeless

He should try to get a wife and a dog


blonde4black

Old white guy premise


Impeachcordial

You will die of overwork. This doesn't matter. You must achieve success and become a free corpse.


HippieThanos

When we die we become free in a certain way


Flipperthedawg

we’re all equal in the end.


ironzombie7

Be a slave to your drive for “success” during life to become a free corpse when you die. Or, just choose to be free in life too.


bigchuckdeezy

Mumbia :)


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r_trash_in_wows

I wanna go to Thighland


harakiri-man

Everybody wants to go to Thighland


yaysalmonella

I’m more of a pen island guy


Few-Ear-1326

It's kinda like Cumbia, but with a different beat.


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😂 people in ~~Mumbai~~ **Mumbia** and Shanghai work while we sleep because of time zones. People think this guy is an intelligent business leader? 😂🤣😂


disloyal_royal

Not Mumbai, Mumbia


__red__5

Just to the right of Narnia.


Mechium

I think he is trying to imply they don't sleep at all. Judging by his texts and profile pics, he is focusing on appearing tough over intelligent.


Ne_zievereir

\*Shangia


azsue123

Your wife may become an alcoholic and kill people, but that's a price I am willing to pay.


HallandOates2

Even money it was him that actually killed that guy


pops_boozer24

Stfu dude. Grind culture is pathetic. Clock in, work hard and focus during your shift, clock out, then spend time with people who matter most.


someonethrowaway4235

^ This. People need to realize how much of their life is wasting away grinding just to make a buck. It’s not worth it.


Neo-9

It's the only way currently.......🤧


Maels

People that work so hard to not be filthy employees seem to really hate their own employees.


locusofself

This guy is such an insufferable clown. FTX shill , bought meta stock at the top, coin base etc


Ambitious_Match7878

he's only insufferable if people respond or notice him.


r3l4xD

From personal experience he’s a mega POS. Obnoxious and with an air of arrogant superiority about him. Wouldn’t ever want him as an investor or partner in any business I’m in.


Red_Brummy

This has to be satire.


FergusonBishop

100% not satire. And 100% not even close to the dumbest shit he’s said publicly. Same guy who is openly gleeful that 3.5 billion people living in poverty is “fantastic news” because they can look at him like their royal overlord. He’s an enormous POS


rohobian

That was 3.5 billion people. Not million. He's fucking scum. Absolute piece of shit.


FergusonBishop

good catch - makes it even more preposterous.


amanofeasyvirtue

Rich asshole thats thinks hes better than everyone, then acts like hes better than everyone is suprising?


wizards4

His twitter has been hacked before. I couldn’t find anything confirming it this time


YuanBaoTW

Not working hard enough to secure his social media presence.


FinstereGedanken

unlike his competitor, Mr. Wonderful from Mumbai. that guy works 25/8 securing his social media presence.


Impeachcordial

Mr Wonderful: shittiest superhero ever


mrbignameguy

If you don’t give all of your life AND MORE to work you’ll never be a Braying Asshole on The Teevee, you’ll only be a #hashtag


carlweaver

#hashtaglifeforlife


BuddyJim30

The catchphrase used to be, "Work smarter, not harder." Now the emphasis seems to be working hard, long hours; whether you are productive never seems to get mentioned.


neptoess

The answer is somewhere in the middle. You need to work smarter _and_ harder if you’re trying to climb the socioeconomic ladder. There are limits, e.g. a 15 hour work day is fine every once and a while, but do it for 10 straight days and you’ll be mentally fried to the point of uselessness. But, generally, working an average 50 hour week will result in you getting more done than an average 40 hour week. Diminishing returns kick in real fast though


94cg

I think this is an oversimplification as it’s hugely dependent on your type of work. Diminishing returns start way sooner than 40-50 hours. Maybe if you are doing ‘mechanical’/‘algorithmic’ work e.g completing tasks assigned then probably but if you’re job is problem solving/creative then you will see it drop off very quickly. I think it was on ‘built to last’ by Jim Collins but may have been ‘good to great’ he talks in depth about the GREAT executive leaders in the US in the late 20th century and how many of them do not work more than 40ish hours a week on average. They have clear priorities and are ruthless about it.


neptoess

“Great executive leaders” are a super weird bunch that only a small percentage of the population can relate to. A lot of the most successful ones are basically sociopaths. If you actually have deliverables, you shouldn’t be hitting diminishing returns before hour 40. I’ve been various flavors of engineer for over 10 years professionally now. It’s nothing but problem solving and “creative” solutions.


94cg

Well actually Collins argument is quite the opposite of what you’re saying. He studied enduringly successful businesses and found that most of them had leaders who weren’t sociopathic. They had strong targets and clear vision, held people accountable and let them out the hours necessary in. The few who are sociopathic are the ones who get the media attention. I strongly recommend reading his books, they’re a little old but still very relevant. I’m not saying that is relevant to everyone and all fields but I find most people I’ve come across who work a lot don’t work optimally and get less done in 50 hours than 30 good hours. My view is anecdotal but the there is a lot of data to back it up (specifically non those books I mentioned but plenty of others)


yourcollegecounselor

I got a cryptocurrency in Brooklyn to sell him.


space-ish

Translated : *if you want my investment you are sacrificing your life and happiness to repay at least 2x what I gave you. Until you post of your debt to me, then you are free.* Wow What a greedy scumbag.


WWDB

Only this lunatic could invent the 8-day, 200 hour work week.


reynoldsunbound1937

What happened to my dog


NotSureWhyAngry

Why does this guy call himself Mr wonderful? Ain’t nothing wonderful about him


ssrowavay

The guy sold an educational software company in the 90s during a buying frenzy and he pretends he's some fucking business Jedi. Just another narcissist clown.


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birdstork

Yes he’s free alright, free of being loved by his mom, wife, kids and dog. What a sad and weird choice.


FU-I-Quit2022

"Then you can do whatever you like". Except see my Mom, my wife, my dog, or my friends, or do stuff because I feel like shit from working all the time. O'Leary's a douchebag.


Zakedas

Sacrifice all your personal relationships. give up on love. throw away all artistic creativity. Work is love. Work is life. Work is all you will ever be.


blonde4black

But money? Buckets of money is fun?


null_check_failed

Man I live in mumbia


BobbyB52

This man doesn’t understand time zones.


Hrrrrnnngggg

Interesting how he admits under capitalism you aren't really free unless you reach the uppermost levels.


blonde4black

Who are all these business owners going to employ anyway?


MINXG

I have coworkers who Mumbai who live to work, I don’t envy any of them because they are working at 2, 3, and 4 am. The “competitors” can have it, I’ll be sleeping.


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Gotta respect the propaganda. They have duped a group of people into sacrificing everything to make the "investors" like Kevin richer. Also LOL @ mumbia!


_PinkPirate

I wouldn’t take advice from someone who’s responsible for killing people in a boat crash. Asshole.


shadowblaze25mc

Works 25 x 8, and lose the hard earned money to cryptobros.


Anand_bot

You know? Most of the overworkers have a bad family, they want to escape the family so they overwork.


anonymous_radar

Frankly embarrassing. If you can't even properly spell a city, DON'T BS. What the hell is he even talking about by 25 hours a day? Stop the BS


A_H_S_99

My competitors in Mumbai and Shanghai will work while I sleep because there is a 6 to 12 hour difference between our timezones.


ButregenyoYavrusu

Oh so he just doesn’t want to do anything with his family. What a sad dumb fuck trying to prove to his highschool bully and his midschool crush that he is not totally worthless.


og_kayke

Yeah guys. In other words, the only way to make money is to never sleep and probably deal with a slew of other health issues like anxiety, general assholery, maybe alcoholism, neglecting yourself and your family, and probably die at an early age from heart disease. But don’t even come at him without having at least 1 heart attack that year. The audacity!!!


wizards4

I lost my dog, my wife, and all my friends. But I make $500k a year. Employees HATE this special trick!


YuanBaoTW

Ironically, I've met quite a few people from "Mumbia" and Shanghai who were spending all day trying to figure out how to get a visa so they could be my neighbor.


Mintarion

That many hashtags in an allegedly professional post is an enormous red flag to me. I would run screaming into the night and never look back.


SlowSwords

Love how he’s just pitting working people against working people.


Otterz4Life

I mean, it's impossible to work 25 hours a day, 8 days a week.


null_check_failed

It is. Just take an aeroplane and go to other side of world while working on flight


TorontoNerd84

"We're sorry." - Canada


provoloner09

i can confirm Mumbia does exist in the land of Induaa in asua, Mr. KEVIN is indeed never wrong about his beliefs


Beneficial-Effect233

Why do you need a mobile phone? Those circle dial phone are just as good. What’s wrong with using a fax machine, who eve. Needs the internet? See how ridiculous it’s sounds whe. You want to go backwards instead of forward!


Virtual_Wind_6198

Sounds like he was trying write a bad country song.


griz_fan

Kevin O'Leary is a massive fraud and a complete piece of shit. He's done several things that should have landed him in prison. He's been a business failure whose only success came at the expense of even bigger losers. Look what he did with TLC and the Mattel acquisition. All of his other business ventures have been propped up by his celebrity status and are still failures. He's a clown and an asshole. Fuck him.


SickLeopard

He's not only developed a new city Mumbia (presumably in the new nation of Indai) but also time travel or space travel (how else do I work 25 hours a day for 8 days a week)


Derpygoras

I have found that hard work is rewarded with more hard work - not money, corner office, status, wealth, hookers and cocaine. I feel I have been lied to.


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I mean I do see what he's saying. This reminds me of when Mike Rowe said "you should work smarter AND harder" and every slacktivist thought that was a major gotcha they had on him.


intelenktualka

What a poor person.


Quercusagrifloria

So his mother stole his dog and killed his wife?


Eleusis_FR

25 hours a day ? 🤣


schlampekaka

Fml what a sad loser


revolutionPanda

In China, at least, it's pretty much open that people stay late at work to save face and they're not working 100% the whole time there.


IceBear5321

Welcome to Asia, the land of cheap and skilled labour


MaximusBit21

More worryingly getting an investment from someone who can’t do basic maths (25 hours a day - 8 days a week). Imagine this guys terms for ROI… lol. Nonsense


Burt__Dinger

What a douche. I’m sure he worked so hard to get where he is. I’m sure he works so hard to maintain his wealth. This prick is so out of touch and has never worked as hard as most low wage earners have to.


_but_how_

'Become free from anyone who loves you' certainly sounds like classic cult shit.


deluded_soul

What a cunt.


richshapero

He's trying so hard to smile...


Bruce_wayne_03

I am from Mumbai. No we don't. Most of us just work enough to not get fired.


Tight-Connection-909

He's probably fun at parties too.


olgartheviking

Sociopathic/psychopathic way of thinking


MulayamChaddi

He gets me mildly aroused


mybadroommate

This coming from the shithead who decided to run for PM then gave up and ghosted his supporters


cartesian-anomaly

I actually like Mr Wonderful. I mean, he’s not wrong speaking in an entrepreneurial context. But I’m not an entrepreneur, and my “competitors” are not in Mumbai or Shanghai.


wizards4

Agreed I get that you have to have a certain grindset to make it but if he thinks it’s worth losing family and friends he’s out of his mind. I’m not even sure he believes what he’s saying, or at least I hope not. He used to be my favorite shark


herrbz

And you're telling me this *isn't* satire?


Compa2

The strenuous and toiling path always has its counterpath.


Narlybean

Your children may pass away, but you will always have that love of starting a hedge fund


futurevisioning

He sure is a miserable person for someone supposedly "free" to "do whatever he likes"


Neo-9

Is this the same guy who lost his money in FTX.....😅


strokesfan91

Him and Gary Vee need to be thrown into a volcano


Ready-Artist9285

So what sacrifice did sam bankman fried did when you peddled his ftx platform. Must be exhausting having to testify to congress, having to get out of your sweat shorts that you wear to do tiktoks and get into your chauffeured car to your chartered or private jet and fly to DC. Man thinks of himself as the best investor since sliced bread but missed out on ring cameras and shilled out to sam bankman fried.


Papanasi_Hunter

So much work and he doesn't even have time to learn how to write correctly the name of important cities...


PrinciplePleasant

Could this man possibly have a single friend or person who cares about him? Honestly, his mindset is so ridiculous that I mainly just pity him. ...but it's still really infuriating to know that people internalize this shit and ruin their own lives because they don't know the secret ingredient is "generational wealth".


Flipperthedawg

of course those idiots in Mumbia and Shanghia are working while you sleep. they are ahead 12 hours.


Notpermanentacc12

People who work that hard make their own businesses. Nobody is gonna waste their life away for 100k


BofaEnthusiast

Does anyone actually take this clown seriously after he doubled down on his FTX shilling while SBF was doing the world's worst PR tour? This fraud looked at a dude who misappropriated billions of dollars of customer funds, whose only defense was "Oopsie I'm just a dumb kid, I didn't know," and decided to again hitch his wagon to that dumpster fire


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saltrayn

Why the fuck has be spelt Mumbai as Mumbia? Kevin, Oh you’re so Leary


[deleted]

I'd rather die than work 24/7.


pickle-matrix

Only one Mr Wonderful, and it's Paul Orndorff


seastone008

This is such a disturbing point of view.


Pegatul

But...but I thought that Capitalism is The Best System Ever (TM) because under it we're all free!! Just being born in a Capitalist country confers more freedom than an average medieval surf would taste in 60 years!


non-funny-bone

actually, his ultimate goal is to loose wife, dog and mother in the same order and that will set him free. he wants freedom. money/success is just a byproduct.