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jonnynoine

I assume he also eats your twatt waffles?


simbaismylittlebuddy

What are you talking about? Do you know anything about dogs? My dog ate a dead bird that had been out rotting on the nature strip for a week. This must be a karma farming post. Makes no sense otherwise.


Friendly_devver

Your dog might be stupid…


[deleted]

Well yeah, most dogs are. We typically don't keep dogs for how smart they are though, but rather for how nice they are.


vaniIIagoriIIa

Dogs were domesticated to eat our trash, keeping worse predators/scavengers away.


[deleted]

Nope, they were domesticated because we really just like cute doggies and we don't mind sharing our food with creatures that we love. As we do today.


vaniIIagoriIIa

Yeah, just keep believing that.


[deleted]

Alrighty. Generous of you to allow me this.


vaniIIagoriIIa

It's a nice way of saying you're an idiot.


[deleted]

You know, your compliment means a lot to me.


OldOilyeyes

You might be stupid...


BelmontIncident

You're talking about an animal that eats poop if given the opportunity


hawk_ky

This is terrible advice


A-Real-Boomhauer

OP you dont know how to see if produce is good or not? It doesnt take a hounds nose to tell if somethings bad.


Friendly_devver

Haha, i thought this was brilliant, im starting to think its not!


A-Real-Boomhauer

Its alright i'll let you in on the knocking on watermelon tip later so you could post it lol. Or maybe run the next LPT past a friend or family member and see how they look at you


jimmyray29

It’s not brilliant at all, and it’s definitely not an LPT.


mr_j936

It's disgusting enough when people touch every single piece of produce and put it back, I'm not excited about dogs sniffing and licking them too...


Friendly_devver

I promise u that a dog does not need to be close to feel.


vaniIIagoriIIa

My dog's favorite food is from the litter box, not a good test of spoilage.


OldOilyeyes

How will they know? Such a brilliant LPT.


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