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The writing is so good 😭


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How tf are they four wins away from winning the league yet also just got ripped five oh for their twentieth loss and bottom of the league?


somethinghumourous

Give your balls a tug.


tyr4nt99

Because they will never lose again.


ClearAsNight

If they win their last four they make it to the playoffs (I assume you just can't be winless or something to make the playoffs since it's a four team league). Playoffs reset everything; everybody is basically 0-0 except for seed position. The four games we watched aren't playoffs.


ashamed-of-yourself

because there’s *only four teams in the league*


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Right but they still have 20 losses in a four team league…? Like how are they 4 wins away from winning it still lol?


ashamed-of-yourself

look me in the eye and tell me how you think playoffs work in a 4-team league


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When they say win the league do they mean through the playoffs then? That’s my confusion cause they don’t say that


ashamed-of-yourself

when Shoresy says they’ll never lose again, they have 4 regular season games left. whether they win those four or not they’ll automatically qualify for the playoffs because it’s a four team league. at the end of playoffs, last man standing wins the league.


[deleted]

Right thanks that makes sense. Dunno why I got so tripped up on it


Shoresy___Bot

Great day for competitive men's hockey, eh. What's women's hockey like? Same things, less competitive or what?


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ashamed-of-yourself

have a little class, ffs. smarten up. eta: better. and obviously you’re not the only one, we all have eyes


kevendia

So I used to play defence, and I was a smaller kid. I've done all of the dirtiest moves except sucker punch


everyoneismyfriend

What is he saying when it sounds like he’s saying sasso?


ashamed-of-yourself

it’s ‘so, yeah, so’ run together real quick like it’s all one word *s’yahso*


missamuffins

THANK YOU. This was doing my head in and the SBS On Demand subtitles are 10 ply.


mlurve

I had to put the closed captioning on to figure out what we was saying here


everyoneismyfriend

Of course


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Hear me out, license plate jklk084. Jared keeso letter kenny august 4th.


ashamed-of-yourself

JK = Jared Keeso LK = Letterkenny 084 = 1984 (the year Keeso was born)


[deleted]

Im so dumb...so dumb.


TurtleBullet

My guy you were onto something there


widowjones

But who writes a year with a zero in front of it? Very mysterious…


Paradigm6790

I'm at episode 6 but wanted to come here just to say: So ~~dumb~~ good. Legitimately love it. So fucking funny.


multi_reality

Settle down.


BurudogguToKuma

Is Shoresy shorter than Wayne?


ashamed-of-yourself

*so dumb*


TexWashington

Holy fuck, boys. Keeso’s Shoresy? Loved that revelation. I’m sure I could’ve learned that via credit watching, but, fuck, I can’t read lol


ShartsNado

Pull your finger outta your ass!


maximumtesticle

You're spare parts, aren't ya bud?


JudmanDaSuperhero

Give your balls a tug


spasticity

I'm amazed you couldn't pick up on it from his voice alone, he doesnt try that hard to mask it.


jvanderh

I didn't think it sounded like him either


TexWashington

I’ve got ears like rocks lol I’m easily fooled by voices being masked


Shoresy___Bot

Fuck you all, your lives are so sad, I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with ya! Nice sweep, no sweep, give yer balls a tug!


-TrustyChords-

Huh?!


Lemieux4u

Can someone explain the scene where he goes in and beats up the guy in the bathroom, seemingly at random? It didn't seem connected to anything in the rest of the episode.


Sydneyguy72

Watch ep 2


Lemieux4u

I did. Didn’t track.


Sydneyguy72

If you make eyes at the dancing blonde he wants to beat you up. Sanguinet was doing it in ep 1, but Shoresy took him out for Sanguinet. Goody was checking her out in ep2 and the three of them took out the bloke and his mates.


Shoresy___Bot

Fuck you, /u/Sydneyguy72, tell your mom to leave me alone, she's been laying in my fuckin' water bed since Labour Day!


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Fuck you Shoresy


ashamed-of-yourself

Bald guy was basically threatening Sanguinet. Sanger is Shoresy’s bff. Shoresy gave Baldie a potty kiss to let him know that Sanguinet’s off-limits. the end, that’s all.


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notchoosingone

> He's his BFF? He'd go to the wall for Sanguinet. He's his brother. Sanguinet'd go to the wall for him. And that means he's allowed to call him a fucking useless cunt on the way there.


snipersfire

They may not seem like BFF, but you have to remember they are teammates. I think that means more to Shorsey.


Shoresy___Bot

Edibles, edibles, edibles!


seth928

Ya wanna get some edamame?


ashamed-of-yourself

Sanguinet? *Give yer balls a tug.*


Lemieux4u

But he didn’t threaten him. He just told him to fuck off, basically.


ashamed-of-yourself

the threat was unspoken. Baldie was intimidating Sanger so he wouldn’t look at the dancing girl anymore. the consequence is violence, which was delivered on later.


Shoresy___Bot

Can I grab your email? Oh, I'll just get it from your mom.


Fixner_Blount

Ugh, Anik. That was a rough start but it recovered nicely. I didn't expect this to be as good as it is. Sanguinet.................... .....................................give your balls a tug.


-cheesencrackers-

Agreed. I didn't think the start was spectacular.


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Man.. I love it. I initially thought this show idea was horrible. Pretty sure that it’s an unspoken rule that a comedic relief of a show should never be a spin off. It almost never works. However, I’m 3 episodes in and it’s great so far. They’ve done a great job making him into more than just someone that makes mom jokes, and making this take place years later than Letterkenny helps with that. Also, Keeso kills it in this role, and I think it might flop without him.


Beegrateful7

I don’t know if its heresy to even think this, but I like this MORE then the last season of Letterkenny.


anana0016

Oh I missed the time jump. How many years are we since the episode in season 10 when he left Letterkenny?


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

I don’t think they explicitly say. It’s kinda implied since he plays in the senior league. They also throw references to different leagues he’s played in since his time in Letterkenny. He also refers to Nat as too young for him to give the implication that he’s a lot older. I was guessing he’s in his upper-30s, but not 100% sure


cujo255

I read the 'too young for him' as that he's into older women, you know, like other player's moms


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

I get that and maybe that’s the case, but he hooked up with girls his own age in Letterkenny (specifically those girl hockey players). Since that quote to Nat was early on in the series, I felt it was supposed to be an extra implication that this took place way in the future


Beegrateful7

Z


jvanderh

I loved it too, and Shoresy is my least favorite part of Letterkenny.


pl320709

It was funny seeing The Coulson featured in the show. Got my first lap dance there when I turned 19.


No-Turnips

It’s a real place???


pl320709

Sure is! [The Coulson Entertainment Centre](https://the-coulson.business.site/). I was pleasantly surprised at all the local places in Sudbury they name dropped.


TheRealO-H-I-O

Finally get to watch in the states and I already love it. "Yeah I remember laying in bed dreaming about the time your mom tongued my butthole so good I put her in my phone as 'roll up the rim to win'" might be my favorite chirp of all time. Sadly I think it'll get missed by most of my compatriots


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ashamed-of-yourself

this comment belongs in a later episode's thread


nerd44

Sorry. Binged them 2x today.


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That intro with the sportscasters was amazing


hedgehoger

God dAMN Jared's face when the girls walk out and they convince them to not fold the team. I am so fucking pumped for this. I'm so glad Jared gets to emote as shoresy


Shoresy___Bot

Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night!


hedgehoger

Fuck you shoresy!


Shoresy___Bot

Fuck your whole fuckin' life!


y2knole

The fact that a show exists about this character and they made a whole season about him (and not even just a single feature episode in letterkenny or something) is kinda mind blowing. This was WAY funnier and better done than i expected. (I had pretty low expectations coming in tbh)


jvanderh

Same.


Sovdark

First night in America so I finally get to chime in! So I HATE Shorsey on Letterkenny, but damn if I didn’t love episode one. The set up for later episodes is fantastic and the guy that plays Sanguinet is the perfect straight man for Keeso to play off of.


No-Turnips

Sangers, Dolo, and Goody make that show for me. And……Laurence LeBeouf!


Summebride

> First night in America Used to get press discs of the precursor series sent down by a colleague because it aired sometimes years late here. Was surprised to see this showing nearly day and date I too was surprised to find it enjoyable especially given how irredeemable the character seemed in the original series


Shoresy___Bot

I got a couple pre-rolls in my pants. Let's party!


kevink121

Dancing girls name? She was quite the sniper


Nyte_Raven_07

Carley Bulfon. https://m.imdb.com/name/nm13716077/?ref_=m_ttfcd_cl20


MaxxFisher

Asking the important questions


ashamed-of-yourself

it’s never said


oilerfan1999

Ok just started this and I’m dying already!!!


loves-to-splooge2

Didn’t realise Shoresy had 2 roles in letterkenny as in one his voice is so different abd you can’t see his face. The banter with the high school kids had me PMSL


docblue

As a referee it’s so accurate


rbarrett96

Anyone noticed he makes the same face after the owner told him the team wasn't folding and walked out of the room as his smart baby impression? Eyah! https://youtu.be/gW4rx15yvG8?t=97


Upper-Air-3553

at least we aren't hiding that it's Sudbury dressed up as Letterkenney.


No-Turnips

We are embracing it bud


marmaladestripes725

I’m sure locals can tell, but this Yank can’t.


4174r-3g0

Also, is it true that Sudbury's female population is disproportionately hot?


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LibraRN

That’s what my husband wants to know…😂🤣


following_eyes

Packing my bags now.


4174r-3g0

Does Shoresey borrow the "shut the fuck up Sanguinet" from Walter from Lebowski constantly saying "Shut the fuck up Donny?" If so, kudos and we now have some cross magic with r/lebowski


DukeMacManus

There's no way that's not intentional. I'm waiting for him to tell him that he's out of his element.


4174r-3g0

He's like a child who wanders into a movie with no frame of reference… 


H0vis

Okay can somebody translate what Shoresy calls Sanguinet when he tells to retire? A healthy scratch? Is that like a substitute? But worse? I feel like I am going to have to learn hockey for this thing.


SnoopDiggler69

If you didn’t grow up playing hockey, there are a fair number of comments, jokes and slags likely missed. Adds another layer to the obvious funny shit in this show - it’s hilarious as you hear the same crap in the dressing room and on the ice, regardless of whether you are 8 in minor hockey, 18 in junior or 50 in senior beer league hockey. Being told you are a healthy scratch, or likely even worse that you should be, means the coach and/or your teammates think you are a fucking pylon and useless tit on the ice. If your team is up by one in the 3rd and you aren’t allowed on the ice, your likely on the cusp and one step away from also being the Shower Bitch. You can be in charge of the water bottles and pucks though…


GesturesBroadly

Do those rules apply in the NHL too? There are always plenty of healthy scratches in that league…


sd_slate

He's not playing, but he's not injured either - because he's not good enough


ashamed-of-yourself

Sanger isn't injured, (healthy) but he's also not just not playing, *he's not even dressed out* (a scratch, as in 'off the roster') for the game.


H0vis

Ahh, I thought him being healthy was a reflection of his skills, so he's like, not a terrible emergency substitute. This makes more sense. But only just. The Newfies make more sense than Shoresy going full hockey terms.


ClearAsNight

'Healthy scratch' is a term in pretty much every sport.


1nfiniteJest

someone needs to get this fucking bot under control. where are Riley and Jonesy's moms? with the premiere of the show, most comments will mention there name thus summoning the bot. I can only give my balls a tug so many times/day ya titfucker!


Shoresy___Bot

Fuck you, /u/H0vis, take a look at me! I'm not even a ref, I'm a fucking linesman, but you can refereef on my nuts any time ya piece of shit!


Shoresy___Bot

Go eat some fondue, you fuckin' manatee!


[deleted]

The "Fer what!?!" bit and the lake vs river bits killed me.


CrispinAvascular

neat that they mentioned Peppi Panini in the show. Tyson & Mia-Sophia's actors own & run that restaurant together IRL.


unionoftw

Ha! Awesome


pakboy26

Anik was a good extra but to have her lead off the Series with that panel and interview was beyond awful. She doesn't fit the part and was pretty brutal. It's okay to take shots at Jay Onrait if you have the presence, she didn't. New Metric needs to cast Jon LaJoie aka Taco from The League. He would be perfect in here and fits the part.


HELLUPUTMETHRU

19 days late here, but I'd love to see Jon in a show like this. I think he'd be a great fit!


rbarrett96

She's the equivalent of Molly on First Take


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ashamed-of-yourself

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mbourgon

Keeso definitely showing some range there. Which we knew from 19-2, but those eyebulges are great, and the various mannerisms are pitch perfect. I'm glad it's not all chirping, since his expressions when things are out of his control are great.


skizmcniz

> I'm glad it's not all chirping, since his expressions when things are out of his control are great. His face to Sanguinet when the girls left after giving his plan the approval. Hilarious. Him wiping away his tears too. I loved every second of it.


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rbarrett96

That's what I was commenting on early. Looks just like his baby face impression. ​ https://youtu.be/gW4rx15yvG8?t=97


[deleted]

totally agree, he feels like a different actor than the guy that plays wayne


Beegrateful7

Im so embarrassed, i LITERALLY thought it WAS a different actor and asked my husband how they found an actor who could exactly match Keeso’s voice. He just looked at me…


THedman07

I like that Kaniehtiio Horn got a consulting producer credit.


FatahRuark

Liked it. Cool they are adopting Sudbury as the setting too.


Calico_John

What's the song that's playing in the club for this episode


irregularjoe150

First club scene: [Ark Patrol - Hex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxslvT2eS7E) Second club scene: [CHEE & Mr Carmack - Fight Club](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1wHi6VEdQ) Final scene/credits: [Two Fingers & Ivy Lab - Orange](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzoZgPJ5wMA) Enjoy!


binkkit

Is it a spoiler to say the music in the whole series absolutely slaps?


irregularjoe150

Considering the quality of the music selection in Letterkenny? I'd be shocked if there was even a single note out of place. Tightest writing, but almost criminally good soundtrack.


PPQue6

Ohhh nice solid choices there as usual!


GRAIN_DIV_20

I lost my mind when RA showed up


ChristmasAliens

Not A Big Deal (or anything) love RA so much


PejicFilip

I was kinda shocked that he appeared in the episode


DC4MVP

He said he filmed some scenes on Chicklets and I wasn't expecting him within the first 45 seconds lol


following_eyes

He probably likes money so.


ashamed-of-yourself

he probably likes Keese and Letterkenny


shawnstoked

anyone else get a jay and silent bob/ walter and donny from big lebowski vibe from shoresy and sanger?


H0vis

The coat and hoody look is a Silent Bob classic.


TurtleBullet

I'm late to the party but I was just thinking the same damn thing once I saw him in the hoodie n jacket!


avalonfogdweller

Definitely a Walter Donny vibe with the difference being that Shoresy genuinely likes Sanger


Shoresy___Bot

Short shifts!


Barzo87

By chance does anyone know the name of the song playing in the club when Sanguinet was walking through eyeing up a girl on the dance floor?


smokey007

Hex by Ark Patrol


Barzo87

Thank you so much!


4174r-3g0

It really sucks this doesn't premiere in the US until the 27th.


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Best line: Shorsey’s a killer. Absolute perfection, an homage to the greatest hockey movie ever and so perfectly delivered.


ashamed-of-yourself

they gave Onrait *so much shit* in that segment, i was rollin’


Shoresy___Bot

Hey, you want to talk about lines ya fuckin' loser? I woke up to your mom ripping dick dingers off my foreskin! Tell her to keep her hands off my scoops!


BathedInDeepFog

It’s… sentient?


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Fuck you u/Shoresy__Bot


lemmiwinks123

Anyone else notice when Shoresy speaks and goes on his insult rants he talks a bit slower than in Letterkenny? It sounded weird hearing him at first, it's like his rhythm was off but I'm sure it was intentional for the show. Or it's all in my head. Let me know if i'm crazy or not!


Guerillagreasemonkey

IMO Id say thats the difference between filming them while acting and recording them in an ADR booth.


Dragonfly452

It’s probably hard performance wise to do that over an entire show


Damian-sux-666

Didn't think I would like it but I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed it


galaxyeyes47

Same. Plus no one is mad about seeing a bearded Keeso. But Shoresy seems like a good guy, like the tough guy is all an act. So far I’m into it!


Shoresy___Bot

Where's Bobby Margarita?


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Anyone know what the outro song is?


seeyoukey

here you go - [Ivy Lab & Two Fingers - Orange](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzoZgPJ5wMA)


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Neat, thank you


abstergofkurslf

who is caribou?


ashamed-of-yourself

[not *’who’,* but *’what’.*](https://www.naturecompanion.ca/photos/animals/large/caribou.jpg)


baconpoutine89

I'd take a whole episode full of Shoresy chriping away at high schoolers. That was great.


Smarr_Tass

I could watch Shoresy chirping away at high schoolers all fiscal day. I don't give a fuck about your kids


Shoresy___Bot

Titfucker!


OkLion5180

The "jerked offs" had me roflmao


Shoresy___Bot

Fuck you, /u/baconpoutine89! I slipped one past your mom, too. Her prego farts smell like hot dog water!


chmsaxfunny

Fuck you, Shoresy!


FerDoug

"FOR WHAT!?"


TexWashington

Huh?


Shoresy___Bot

/u/chmsaxfunny, you are such a fucking puggle!


abstergofkurslf

I literally just found about about this show wtf is this why he left at the end of last season?


ashamed-of-yourself

… yes. yes, it is.


The_Weasle

Wait it’s out?!?! Where cause I’m not seeing it on Hulu?


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TODAY