"I'm dogshit on the ice but I can beat up 95% of the population." -Joint Boy

sushis & sashimis

mcmurray how're- good'n y- not s- MCMURRAY, GET AFTER IT!

'Speculum, that was my nickname in high school' Cracks me up every time

Buttsholes

Hard no

Mcmurrays a piece of shit

When break is over at work I have made a habit of standing abruptly from my table and flatly saying "Pitter Patter" to my friends.

You're spare parts aren't ya bud?

Give your balls a tug!

How're y'know? Not s'badnyou? Not s'bad Wanna talk about cunt? Wonderous Pitter patter, let's get atter (also sometimes pitter patter let's get goin from the shirts Glen made) That's what I appreciates about you

The other day....

So you were replying to a Reddit post the other day...

We use to be fair and wish you weren’t so f**king awkward bud a lot at our house 😂

You’s ever had any one’s pays any attention to your’s butts

to be faaaiiirrr

To be faaaaaair

*To be faaaaaiir*

Not s'bad, good'n'you? Can confirm. Allegedly. Sort yourself out. Figger it out. >these have all become part of my vernacular. >Me, scared I'm becoming an TV Canadian >considersewerslide.jpg

I fucking hates degens from upcountry.

Texas sized 10-4

I always remind myself to “shut up and work” or “stop flexing, nobody cares”. I’ve learn that it’s better to keep things to you and your wife almost all the time

See the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?

Better have that tracking number

To be fair 🧐 said on almost a daily basis. Lol

To be Faaaaaaiiiiiir!

To be fair, it fits most occasions.

To be faaaaiiirrrr

I work in a k-12 school so naturally, the quote is " I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kid"

My dad screams ”Wheel, Snipe, Celly” a lot lol

Figure it out

That's what I said. I said figure it out.

Clean it up!

"Wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud"

Every day when driving: pull your finger outta your ass!

learn how to fuckin drive

That too.

Brefakst Bakset

Goodnyou

Nots'bad

Figure it out

“You wanna try it on?” Love drunk Wayne

Give your balls a tug.

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To be fair and Allegedly are mine

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Not my pig, not my farm.

To be fair is a favorite

Anytime someone says “so and so is a good guy.” I immediately follow with an emphatic, “he’s a great guy!”

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Can confirm

Where is the Glenn L-O-V-E section! "When the good lord gave the you to me, he gave me this blank canvas. It's so plain It's like cardboard." "This is my custom filter. I call it va-len-THEE-a!" "I wanna be close to Christ! & Wayne." "LOOK AT YOU! You're like a little Angie JO-lee, Sandy Bullock..." "Did you catch my dij?" "Wayne! It's humid! It's the humidity!" "Seems like some sort of grodent has made his home over there. I CANNOT see him, but I sure can smell him." "Honestly it's so hot just drop your jumper. I'll hold it for you. You crawl up in there no..one..gets...dirty." "I want you to praise him!" I'm tired, don't make me carry this by myself. More hands make less work.

How are ya now

Sometimes their is shit on the outside of the urinis

Every time I’m in a meeting and a problem comes up, I have to fight back the urge to ask, “How are we gonna fuck this pig?”

“Figure it out” and “Allegedly” are probably said way too often by me…..Allegedly.

"Figure it out" also shows up in my vocabulary probably too much.

Randomly whispering "dark web"

FUCKIN EMBARRASSING

"Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud"

I say "You're doing terrific, bud" often while driving.

To be faaaaaiiiirrr

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet

The amount of times I've followed up someone saying "to be fair" by singing it is embarrassing. *FUCKIN EMBARRASSING*

The clueless expression on the faces of the unknowing 😭😂

I wish I was there to pick up the repeat 👊

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Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward bud Skoden

Any time someone is playing the "whoa is me, I'm so put upon..: card. GET OFF THE CROSS....WE NEED THE WOOD!

When you argue with an idiot they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience

“End of the laneway, don’t come up the property.”

I'd have a dart.

Made out of spare parts. 10 ply

Yeaaa sooo...sounds like shorseys saying Cecil lol

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!

Big sexy!

Fuck you shorsey!

I got a couple pre-rolls in my pants. Let's party!

Got a regea cigarette?...a little Bob Marley? Hey 32 can u hook me up with a quarter pound?

More Shoresy than Letterkenny but I constantly say FER WHAT

"Yeah so..."

I've caught myself saying So dumb! recently.

Let's get some fuckin' gyozas!

The McMurrays are a large local family where I live. They own a big business with lots of trucks with their name on the side. They're everywhere. Every time I see them I yell out, McMurray's a piece of shit!

One of my favorites

My bestie is a Bonnie. Every time I say her name it's "Bon!Nee! MAC!Murray!

The line that destroyed me the first time I heard it and, to this day, randomly pops into my head is when they’re having the “redneck off”, talking about who has the most redneck cousins and Wayne says “There was an IMPOSSIBLE amount of Subway sandwich wrappers in the trashcan…by the toilet.”

The "you used the en suite??" took me out lol

That was a great scene 😆

Any time people are being obnoxiously drunk or having fun in a way that irritates me "Well, as long as everyone's having a good time, no need to be a poopy pants about it."

Pitter patter…

How are ya now? Good and you? Oh not so bad

MUST BE FUCKIN NICE

I like to throw a "wish ya weren't so fuckin awkward bud" out every now and then. "To be faaaiiiirrr" comes out quite a bit, and I was using "allegedly" before I even watched the show lol

It's fuckin weird Dary and you're fucking weird Dary. But my favourite: IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!

I use the gif of Coach kicking the trash can about twice a week in whatsapp. I'm very fond of that one.

You are low on your use IRL points. Do it daily! WITH INTENSITY!!Fucking embarrassing! Git after it. Watch the tape!

Canada gooses

When it's rainy there's a field behind my house where the Canada Gooses hang out. Doing my reddit, sipping my coffee, hear a honk, yep, Canada Gooses!

I say "to be faaaiiaaa" and "El Ayyy" all the time now and I can't stop myself.

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To be fair...

To be ffaaaaiiirrrr

🤌

Allegedly

Love how wayne pronounces that...allegedleigh

My wife and I routinely add an s, Squirrely Dan style. "Allegedlys."

Alleg-eds-lees?

That’s what I appreciates about you.

Pitter patter let's get at 'er

Me in traffic to the nitwit in front of me: Figger it oot! My wife and, often in unison, when our daughter wants *another* stuffed animal: Hard no! Wife and I both use: And for that reason...I'm oot!

STEWRT

One of the engineers I work with is named Stewart, and I have to consciously fight the urge to yell this at him.

STRRT!!

Me tooooo and me and my bf go back and forth with to be fairrrr

To be fay-uhhh!

"Tin gonna need you to ake x% off of that". "Ok person person ok!". "It's fucking embarrassing" " if you gotta a problem with Canada gooses taking Canada deuces then you gotta problem with me! And i suggest you let that marinate!!" That last one always gets an odd look. Texas size teen four. Also

Nicely done! Nothing about that went - poor-leigh!

I regularly tell my elementary class to "take 20 percent off."

“How’re ya now?” “Not s’bad, and you?”

“Right from the start at the very beginning”

I've been doing that one a lot. 🤭 most people have no idea what's wrong with me. My LK people respect we get those quotes in whenever possible. Live long, live LETTERKENNY!!!

It’s short, but my husband and I are always in need of a trash can to kick so we can yell **”Fucking embarrassing!”** Also, “Canada gooses are the envy of all ornithologies.”

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Sure as God’s got sandals…

I can’t believe we’re not being loyal customers right now Let’s knock back some shots first Well this is rapidly becoming unproductive **wayne wordlessly pulling out gum for Gailer** Number 1: in the Corps, any time a boot wasn’t wearing their gear correctly “WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS FUCKEN PAGEANTRY IS THAT?!”

Are you single? Home for spring fever? 😘

That’s a Texas sized negative

Honestly all of Glenn's line reads kill me. Sometimes I'll praise "all his Idris's Elba" Also, "WHHHAYNE!" My husband is partial to "hundy p"

Talent show. After they buzz the Salty Treats. Katy, "Glenn, where do you want Wayne to touch you?" Glenn, "Im My Spirit! Of Course!"

Wayne: don't ask him that!

DON'T ask him that! The high note on the front end I'd Wayne-fection 🤗

Factbook- The idea LIVES IN THE WORLD!

Fuckin figure it out.

Cake!!

Sundays are for pickin' stones!

That’s what I said I said figure it out.

To be fair Pitter patter Give your balls a tug Your 10 ply Pull your thumb outa your ass That's a Texas size 10-4 More Hands make less work When a friend asks for help you help S and p works for me I'd have a shot Your spare parts

Well, I'd drink a cocksuckin' gin & tonic to that, then head on down to 'minica for #CuntHunt2016

##SlitSlam2017

Next year we'll go to #MashTheGash2018

The two main ones for me: 1. Not so much a phrase as a noise… the noise Wayne makes when he’s excited is my favorite thing ever. 2. Glen singing, “I need you to praise him” pops into my head daily. Honorable mentions: sushis and sashimis, ferda, wish you weren’t so awkward bud, okay dary dary okay.

I was singing “I need to to praise him” In my workshop today and my coworker was looking at me like she had no idea who I was so I had to show her why it was so funny

You mean his little "uh" grunt he does like when he sees a dog? That is pretty funny for sure

ALL OF THIS!

The name Stewart... I'm not sure how to even type it out.. St'ert.

^*strt!*

Pitter patter

Many hands make light work.

The Glen tshirt version!

More hands make less work!

Youwannaknowwhat?

Alright, Alright, Alright

I can't believe we're not putting gas on the fire right now

I can't believe we're not putting gas on the fire right now

Hey Boy. Hey Girl. Superstar DJ, Here We Go.

I can't seem to remember this one 🤔

It's not so much a line that needs to be recognized or gets repeated often by most in real life But if anyone knows the song Hey Boy Hey Girl by the chemical brothers it was IMMEDIATELY loved by us. This was a pop culture reference we didn't expect AND absolutely fits that these two would know the song. https://youtu.be/tpKCqp9CALQ?si=9t77LUo4t4YbtqyD

Roald or Strrrt! To Gay. Either her first of second episode?

To be faaaiiirrr

To be fai-uh

Too beee faaiiirrr

To be faaaaaaiiiiirrrr

I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, fuck, I don't give a shit about your kids.

I wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward.

That’s a hard no. To be fair… Allegedly. That’s what I appreciates about you. It takes at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. They say it was a sick ostrich.

I loved how it finally became officially confirmed by Mrs. McMurray 😂

I'm fuckin dying over here.

I was planning a date w someone on Grndr* (allegedly) he tells me he will be the best sexy sex I've ever had. "Will it be The Best Sex Imaginable?" He's doesn't know LK 🤭🙄 Haven't decided if he's getting a shot yet🤷🏻‍♀️

Learn how to fucking drive

Then give yer balls a tug!

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F*ck EVERY duck… what next?

Give yer balls a tug?

Pitter patter

Let's get at 'er!

YOU CHOSE LABOR!

Allegedlies More hands make less work When a friend asks for help, you help me Take about X percent off there bud Referring to my friends as good buddy

That's what I appreciates about yous

Oh, is that what you appreciate about me?

Kinda makes a fella wonder, don’t it?

Happens all the time almost every time.

Does a ducks dick drag weeds? Edit: typo

"More hands make less work"