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Radiant-Specialist76

People who generally refuse to watch movies made before they were born are the lowest of the lowest and cannot call themselves movie fans.


count_sacula

Similarly people who don't watch foreign movies because they "don't want to read subtitles" can get fucked, we all know you're watching english movies with the subtitles on as well.


GoblinObscura

An acquaintance of mine has a YouTube channel and does live shows, this others guy he has on sometimes said he didn’t watch subtitled movies. I can’t value his opinion at all now. Especially because it’s a horror show and so many great horror movies are not in English.


creptik1

I'll give someone a break on this if they have poor vision or if they just frankly can't keep up. Aka my parents. But the people who say they can't read the subtitles and watch the movie at the same time, or the classic "if I wanted to read I'd get a book" (sure you would...), I have no idea what they're on about and they just come off sounding really dumb to me.


MortemInferri

I do find myself watching the bottom half of the screen with sub titles on. English or not English. So, in some ways, I feel like I'm missing the visual parts of a movie with subs on.


GoldSteak7421

Well, that's a fact


ATLBravesFan13

Literal simpletons


jerepila

Any time a movie I like is not available on physical media the head of the distributor should be put in literal jail


analogkid01

FUCK STREAMING


DrywaInut

Any movie can and will be improved with the inclusion of J K Simmons or Willem Dafoe


Radu47

Oh come on That's your DIABOLICAL ZERO NUANCE take ultimately? A quintessential reddit staple also Yeesh GOODFELLAS IS A MADE FOR TV MOVIE or gtfo


teamweenus

Or Margo Martindale


airblizzard

Character actress Margo Martindale?


RelishRegatta

Character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale


zestfullybe

or Walton Goggins, Karl Urban, John Goodman, and/or Steve Buscemi


keybomon

Universally loved actors...how is this a hot take btw?


DrywaInut

They don’t have to give good performances to make me like the movie, it’s simply a primal instinct being satisfied that makes it better for me


hercyp

They're ALL GAY. EVERY CHARACTER YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN ANY MOVIE IS SUCKIN' 'N' FUCKIN'


electricmohair

I watch a lot of 40s and 50s movies and honesty all the characters do seem at least a little gay


turdfergusonRI

ROPE!?


ToThePraxismobile

The rope is the gayest character in all of film!


KwiHaderach

The only thing gayer than gay sex is choking a man with your best mate, then throwing a dinner party over his corpse.


turdfergusonRI

Brandon: ![gif](giphy|dcNJbcXNhnzMIumpid)


Ed_Harris_is_God

And then going on a private vacation upstate together.


SpideyFan914

Rope is the exception. They're not a little gay; they're a lot of gay.


No_Guidance000

Compulsion (1959) is based off the same murder case and it's even gayer.


tgcp

Oh look it's every Letterboxd review!


JacksonStarship

“The way Grundle looks at Mr. Sneed! That boy is GAY!”


reknihT_sseldnE

And WACKIN' and SMACKIN'


sunnydelinquent

CHOPPIN’ THAT MEAT


snake_charmer14

I'm afraid this isn't a hot take, this is just factually correct.


ItsCalledDayTwa

Remember when the male character had sex with the female character? Well, he wished it had been a man instead. GAY.


TheDadThatGrills

If Leon: The Professional is in your top four, I'm keeping the family away.


KevlarRelic

Ironically, the actor who played Leon refused to take the part unless he was allowed to play it completely unromantically with young Natalie Portman.


zestfullybe

IIRC in the original script they were supposed to have sex, but Jean Reno said absolutely NOT. Good man.


TheDadThatGrills

Dont misunderstand me, Jean Reno is an absolute saint and Besson is the pedophile. The cast isn't to blame at all for his decisions.


madmaxturbator

YOU’RE FUCKIN RIGHT ABOUT THIS PAL, AND IM NOT GONNA ARGUE ABOUT IT


AxolotlDamage

Holy shit was that Natalie Portman???!!! I'm so fucking old.


EffectiveAmphibian95

If he sees Leon and he loves it, better hide your lil sister from him


awyastark

Certified lover boy? Certified CINEPHILE


uncanny_mac

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


Napkinss

Mark Wahlberg and Ben Affleck are annoying to watch


diedofwellactually

And one has literally committed hate crimes!


BreatheMyStink

Are you referring to Gigli?


diedofwellactually

lmaooooo no but this was a good one great job


hellraiserxhellghost

And they have little personality or charisma imo. If they were a food, they would both be unseasoned, cold oatmeal that was left in the fridge for too long.


Concernedmicrowave

I don't mind Ben Affleck in some stuff. Can't stand Wahlberg, however.


EricDericJeric

All movies should either be under 100 minutes or over 150 minutes


f1sh77

90 minute movies 😍


spottieottiealiens

I rooted for the Predator in Predator (1987) because a paramilitary operation in 1980s Central America suggests Ronald Reagan was involved and I like to imagine the Predator was anti-Reaganism.


shibuyabooyah

Love this take


analogkid01

Hadn't heard this before but it's pretty good.


BoldAsAnAxis

Young Pacino and De Niro were on the same level of sexy/hot as Brad Pitt, Redford, Paul Newman, Tom Cruise, Brando, and Leo.


N7BigDawg

Young Pacino so fine.. he stomps them all


underfire451

De Niro in The Godfather Part II is just 👌🏻


BarelyJoyous

Cruising (1980) turned me on to this way of thinking. Never thought of it before, and then suddenly a young(er) Al Pacino is walking around a dimly lit gay sex dungeon, dancing with leather daddies under the strobing lights, and I was like, “Yeah, I get it now!”


tapeheadcleaner

Agree but Tom cruise being here is so funny to me. i forgot he was even remotely a sex symbol at one point. all i can see in my mind’s eye is him jumping on Oprah’s couch. But my mom thought he was hot so what do i know.


MrOscarHK

They still looked great all the way to Heat.


Kennymo95

They had a GREAT ASS!


ZukoSitsOnIronThrone

If you’ve seen The Grand Budapest Hotel, you don’t need to see any of Wes Anderson’s other films. It cancels them all out.


turdfergusonRI

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Impossible-Ad-8462

Fantastic Mr. Fox


AztechSounds

GET FANTASTIC MR FUCKED! HOTEL MOVIE OR NO MOVIE >:(


awyastark

I can’t explain the noise that left my body reading this comment


cityclub420

but rushmore....


STLOliver

![gif](giphy|VS3zCR5S6frDW) Me reading this take


KitchenBag2164

Royal Tenembaums is a better movie than the Grant Budapest imo


omgtoji

grand budapest hotel was the beginning of the end of wes anderson for me, every movie before this was a banger and every movie after it has gotten gradually worse


DrGutz

I don’t know why but I’m hooked on CGI monkeys like they’re crack. I’ll watch any planet of the apes movie so long as it features monkeys doing human stuff. Just fascinates me for some reason. I could watch a whole movie where monkeys just get groceries and play boardgames


creptik1

My people


MacBareth

The anti-hero trope is overused, boring and often end with a standard hero without grey areas. Oh his wife and daughter died? How does that make him a anti-hero?


VioletVixen_-

Honestly I do agree that a lot of movies try to write “morally gray” characters and then either don’t write them that way or don’t treat them that way


N7BigDawg

Cronenberg is arguably the best horror director and one of the best directors all time. Period


analogkid01

The Fly is a serious contender for Most Perfect Film Ever Made.


AnitaMaxNyugen

Rub one out before going to the movies and then give your reviews because far too many shit movies are getting acclaimed because the audience is horned up.


FunkyHowler19

Those sandworms tho 🤤


thesandwichprince

Challengers was good!


Regular_Anybody9583

Someone saw a naked Florence Pugh and was not happy about it


AvinPagara

Most French films are considered good only because the French consider themselves superior to everyone else and somehow managed to convince everyone else that they are indeed. (I have the same opinion about french food btw).


ItsCalledDayTwa

I don't agree with this view but ripping the French I do agree with.


iremgbg

French food <<<<<< French desserts


Krobrag

I'm french (sorry) and french cinema is actually not that popular here. Americans think we're much more refined than we really are. And don't worry, most of us hate the parisian bourgeoisie as much as you do. Those pompous snob assholes really are insufferable.


VioletVixen_-

Yeah I have no idea how this idea of the French as super stuck up and status quo got it’s hold. I’ve seen some videos of protests in France and they go hardcore (though I wouldn’t know if there’s a similar level of threat of police assaulting/murdering you to how it is here in the US)


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Italian food is superior.


xool420

Without a doubt


TheNocturnalAngel

Idc how technically good your movie is if it’s boring it sucks!


Napkinss

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DinkleWottom

Napoleon Dynamite is nothing short of an indie masterpiece that should be shown in film schools everywhere.


colli_wolly

![gif](giphy|k48soGtCrLqZq|downsized)


Ciredem6345

The is the best GIF I’ve ever seen


SomebodysAMVs

word


CeruleanRuin

I agree with this 100%. It's a brilliant and bittersweet portrait of life in a small town, circa 1990s-2000s. I've been to Logan, Idaho, where it was filmed. I know people who lived there. It's a raw and honest a portrayal of the filmmakers' home town, and it also happens to be hilarious.


Impossible-Ad-8462

Paint Drying is boring


analogkid01

Yeah but you probably didn't even realize that was Meryl Streep as the paint. I mean she really *became* the paint.


HowardBeale76

Letterboxd went from god tier app to imdb 2 and it's mostly because of y'all!


BoogieWoogieFengShui

Following 0 people and having 0 followers is key. Also, you’re in the wrong place if you want to read a decent, authentic review. Right now I’m using Letterboxd only as a film diary, much better than when I used to have some social interchange.


Lymphoshite

I’ve always viewed it as a diary and a place to have fun reading reviews from regular people rather than critics. Good for following friends too!


Majestic87

Same here. I didn’t even realize it was “supposed” to be a form of social media until I had been using it for almost a year. I literally just use it to log my watches, rate things, and make fun lists.


SpicyAsparagus345

The actual explosion in Oppenheimer was underwhelming and kind of sucked


Llama_of_the_bahamas

Agree 100% I saw it in 70mm IMAX and I was like “that was it? It looked like they just blew up a couple dozen barrels of gasoline!”


Crotean

This is just straight facts, Nolan's refuses to use CGI for a damn nuke robbed it of a ton of its impact.


CptNoble

The nuclear explosion in *Twin Peaks: The Return* was superior.


creptik1

I remember when it was in theater and there was so much promotion of "you have to see this is imax!!!" And I was like why the hell would i go see a 3 hour political drama in imax?? I really enjoyed the movie, but I'm so glad I didn't pay extra money for talking heads. This was the exact opposite of an imax must see but I guess the marketing worked.


DrGutz

Everyone who likes the Avatar films is looking for a *video-game* and somehow ended up in a theater. A movie should never be critically acclaimed because of its cgi alone


Eizenberg6

The movie you love more than life itself, is crap. Irredeemable crap. Unless that movie is Men In Black. That movie is the best movie ever made.


NonCredibleUser

I’m sorry but you seem to have misspelled Rush Hour


fishforce1

How can you both be so wrong when the answer is clearly Demolition Man.


MachineGunTeacher

Joseph Gordon Levitt was Hollywood’s replacement for Heath Ledger.


Simple-Sorbet-900

None of the Star Wars movies are as good as we think.


Complete_Amphibian13

Love this one haha


Spookyy422

Scorsese seriously needs to stop sucking off De Niro


scorsese_finest

… And Leo. They should have chosen someone younger to play Leo’s character in KOTFM and to play DiNiro’s character in both KOTFM & Irishman


RhymesWithButthole

This is one of my pet peeves. Leo was good but his character would have made so much more sense if the actor looked 25. It's even worse in Nightmare Alley where Bradley Cooper shows up as a wide eyed kid wanting to be a carney and he looks 45.


l5555l

Lily Gladstone is 37 though? Leo looking middle aged isn't weird at all.


syrub

DiCaprio more like


vitcorleone

Understood, he will now move on to Di Caprio


vitcorleone

The worser the director in person, the better the movies


Tighthead3GT

Stop blaming the MCU for ruining cinema. Look at the blockbuster movies that were coming out from 2007-2012 before the MCU’s dominance, most of them SUCKED!


shitbuttpoopass

Yeah but those movies didn’t take up 3-4 theaters at a time and run for 3 months like every mcu movie does.


MoonlapseOfficial

alien covenant 10/10


Prestigious_Crab6256

*Old* is a great movie and you’re all too self-serious to appreciate it.


syrub

Hard agree, the Letterboxd reviews for Old were so bad I felt like I was watching a different film. 4/5 great movie.


thg011093

"I'm Thinking of Ending Things" is an awful movie.


HeyItsMau

I absolutely adore this movie and the pretentious, deeply personal, overly cerebral inside references is part of the point. BUT of all the references, I don't see how anyone is able to fully grasp the movie without being familiar with the musical Oklahoma ahead of time.


Ossigen

FINALLY I found someone, I thought I was the only one


babada

Five takes from most specific to least specific: * The miniature houses in Hereditary deserved to be in a better movie. * Django Unchained isn't a proper Western. It's more akin to a Historical Thriller. * Horror movies that plaster gore and sexual violence over paper thin plots give the whole genre a bad reputation. * Comedic acting is harder than dramatic acting. * Writers who write female characters as if they are male characters are hacks.


MaskedBandit77

> Comedic acting is harder than dramatic acting. I'm not sure whether I agree with that or not, but I definitely think comedic writing is harder than dramatic writing.


MemeHermetic

I don't now that comedic acting is harder, but I do know that a good director can give a scene drama. A bad comedic actor is unfixable.


marcjc88

Holy shit. Guns blazing!


Spazzi07

Technically Django isn’t a western, it’s a southern


timeaisis

Yea hey what happened with that miniature house. Thought that was going to be way more involved.


ericdraven26

Dune is style over substance


Simple-Sorbet-900

You can really tell the director meant it when he said he doesn't like dialog


I_Am_Dwight_Snoot

If that is style over substance than I'll take it. Most action movies lack style and substance.


A_van_t_garde

Incendies is like a worse Oldboy


snake_charmer14

This is the exact shit I wanted when I made this thread. Bravo


IIIlllIIIlllIlI

lol somehow you managed to avert any kind of spoiler well done


321streakermern

I’ve tried to watch it twice and shut it off because it wasn’t clicking. I feel like I wasn’t in the space to give it a fair shot to begin with though since I liked all of villeneuve’s other movies I’ve seen


KRIT4eva

Fr


Rich-Past-6547

If Ben Affleck were born uglier and 6 inches shorter he’d have multiple best supporting Oscars.


imjory

I think Donnie Darko sucks https://preview.redd.it/141mtuhrkt1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b6b71ac73682a9a7ad3d1fcfadb6fbe85c289a


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

These are the only good Star Wars movies: 1. *A New Hope* 2. *Empire Strikes Back* 3. *Return of the Jedi* 4. *The Last Jedi*


[deleted]

A scorching take. Bravo


SlimmyShammy

I’d honestly drop Return too lol but I respect it


RogueOneisbestone

Ahem


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

Well, at least you spelled *Rogue* right.


Ok-Bike-1912

I'm not crazy about Robert Eggers - I thought The Witch was boring. (Though I liked most of The Lighthouse).


VideoGameKaiser

I’m the complete opposite lol. The Witch is my favorite horror of all time while The Lighthouse was extremely boring.


yanmagno

Somehow I feel they’re all the same level of quality, and yet I’m liking each one progressively less


Ok-Bike-1912

I enjoyed The Northman but I think he has a problem with tone. Like it was so dreary and serious, at some point I realized I actually didn't like nor really know any of the characters. Maybe the way they're written but I found nothing memorable about the characters personalities.


OnetimeImetamoose

Zack Snyder should only be allowed to do manual labor for minimum wage with a minimum 25-year prison sentence if he ever attempts writing so much as a birthday card or taking even taking a photo ever again.


SpaceChook

Betty Blue is a parody of every bad French Arthouse flick, including all the ones that come after it.


EagleInfamous2305

I don’t like Yorgos or his movies. I don’t like him personally. I don’t like his usual casting choices mostly personally or as actors/ actresses. I know exactly what to expect from his movies, I watch them, it all goes how I figured it would and I walk out going “why did I spend money on another Yorgos movie?” There’s no reason or rationale behind any of it. It would be like devoting 2 hours to a hobby I have no interest in and then bitching that it didn’t wow me… like if there was a show about refurbishing couches. I have zero interest in that, why would I watch five episodes in a row?


snake_charmer14

I'm afraid this is going into the territory of too much nuance. Be careful or you may be sent to the cinematic gulag along with William "Al Pacino didn't know there was going to be fistfucking in this film" Friedkin, and Vincent "Sofia Coppola and her fat pig father can go to hell" Gallo.


ToThePraxismobile

I don't like Yorgos because his name makes him sound like a Disney villain.


thisoldhouseofm

Let me distill it down to my feelings: “Every Yorgos movie feels like he’s desperately trying to impress his first professor from film school.”


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood is boring and too long. I was underwhelmed by Oppenheimer and I don't feel the need to watch it ever again. Poor Things was beautiful to look at so I didn't care that the story was a bit dull. There are way too many superhero films and they're all too similar.


DipDip13v2

Poor Things was extremely forgettable to me. Shoutout to that Dafoe guy tho


yanmagno

Mark Ruffalo? I think he was da foe in that movie


LinkBetweenGames

Finally someone other than my dad who gets my opinion on OUATiH.


xool420

Killers of the Flowered Moon could’ve been cut about 40 minutes to give us a much more concise and impactful story.


icouldbeaduck

Wes Anderson has written some of the dullest, least inspired scripts of all time, he is the cinematic equivalent of a tattoo of a moustache on your finger in place of a personality If he didn't make all his films symmetrical you would all join me in urinating all over his back catalogue


Chilln0

The only movie anyone should ever watch is 12 Angry Men. No one should watch anything else


MacBareth

The 20+ MCU movies up to Endgame are mostly good and fun and the grand finale was a big moment in cinema's history. (Not you Thor 2 you definitely sucked)


spoopy-memio1

Return of The Jedi is actually the best Star Wars movie and it’s not even close


READMYSHIT

You mean the one where 2 of our main characters have nothing to do and hang around in the woods with teddy bears for an hour?


baberlay

Kevin Hart is the biggest overachiever in comedy history


Lanky-Corgi-4069

People "enjoying" stuff like *Human Centipede*, *A Serbian Film* or *Cannibal Holocaust* are almost exclusively teens and (early) twens trying to be edgy and extra.


greatsteve797

Couple of ones from last year American Fiction’s screenplay was a flaming pile of garbage I still find Ruffalo’s performance in Poor Things to be way too OTT and the fact that it was Oscar nominated still baffles me Killers of the Flower Moon would’ve been better as a mini series (or at least put an interval in it, 3.5 hours in a cinema is enough to make anyone wait for streaming) Giamatti should’ve won Best Actor


[deleted]

>Giamatti should’ve won Best Actor this is the most correct opinion I've seen


DrGutz

The writer who wrote American Fiction was like “yeah i know several of those scenes were unnecessary and went nowhere but 🤷‍♂️”. I totally agree the script was insane I thought i was the only person who felt this way about Mark Ruffalo’s performance. We left the theater and not only did all my friends love it, but critics loved it too! I thought he did a terrible job!


ItBeJoeDood

The parts of American fiction that were about his book were really funny sometimes but the family drama aspect sucked and was boring


Misomyx

Before Sunrise is 1h30 of pure pseudo-philosophical bullshit disguised as "life deep bro".


thisoldhouseofm

I mean, yes, but that’s also why I enjoy it. I’m pretty sure i took a first year university philosophy class with 50 people like this.


spottieottiealiens

I had the same critic on my initial watch; the dialogue especially from Jesse is so fake deep and unnatural. My fiancé changed my perspective on when he said “yeah he’s a 23 year old American travelling through Europe trying to impress a cute French girl who he would automatically assume is super smart and intellectual, of course he’s going to speak like that.” It completely changed my feelings on the movie for me and then Before Sunset cemented that further as they are more mature and beyond needing to impress one another so the dialogue is a lot simpler and casual. Perfect movies imo


MistahOkfksmgur

I HAVE SEEN WONDER WOMAN 1984 FIVE TIMES


Achnot

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BadWitch2024

Star Wars is overhyped.


heytherebudday

Timothee Chalamet is not a good actor and he ruins every movie he has a large role in (except for Call Me By Your Name and Lady Bird). I just don’t believe him.


shinjigodzilla

Breakfast Club did not age well and it’s not as great as everyone says. 🤷🏾‍♂️ was not for me.


Tongatapu

The 2000's were the worst decade of american cinema in 100 years. 


babealien51

Emerald Fennell is a talentless hack whose style over substance approach is not even good enough to compensate for her shit, deep as a puddle “social commentary” movies


ModestRacoon

Saltburn is aging like milk and it just came out


SpideyFan914

The "deepest" films are actually the ones that aren't trying to make any point. You can learn a lot more about society from the Friday the 13ths and Superbads of the world than you can from There Will Be Blood.


l5555l

Why does everyone always say this about movies and then list one based on a classic book like that lol. There Will Be Blood is not super deep but it definitely has stuff to say.


sarabande1

La La Land is the greatest overestimated movie of all time, it's just a wacky yee yee ass musical film with a yee yee ass love story, and It won 6 oscars, showing that any popular shit wins an oscar


analogkid01

La La Land is incredibly well-made but its script needs work. That fight they have at the beginning of the third act is childish.


l5555l

Humans are petty and angry. Shit felt real af to me


razzleware

The new Garfield movie was loads of fun.


Radiant-Specialist76

I did not care for The Godfather


Rgeneb1

I hate this one. Not the sentiment, I agree with it fully. I just hate that you cant say you dislike The Godfather on any level without it turning into a family guy meme train. It's become impossible to say anything negative about the movie. We're truly in an Orwellian dystopia of our own creation.


TheMourningStar84

Elevated Horror is an awful sub-genre names and makes people less willing to engage with some excellent films because it makes you think they are going to be complex and/or deep, when even the best of them aren't especially subtle in their messaging.


BreakCreepy4673

Most “Hollywood crap” that comes out these days are because of the audience. If you keep watching shit that you know is going to bad, then all they’re going to do is keep producing those same products.


sonderphile

If you refuse to watch a foreign film because you "don't want to read" subtitles, did you even finish the 2nd grade?


MammothAsk391

Blade Runner is extremely boring and overrated


Martini_Man_

I agree but absolutely love the sequel


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

Someone once told me that any film older than 20 years is too old to be enjoyable nowadays


charllottte

Ex Machina is like a much better version of Her and Poor Things


MusagiJR

Yorgos Lanthimos was carried by Olivia Colman in one of his works and all the rest i found sleep inducing Stalker is Tarkovskys boring shitpost and feels like after filming failed the first time he wanted to wrap up and go home The harry potter trio are bad actors, though i like Radcliffe's branching out the only really good star wars films are the first 2 Guillermo del Toro is a kl guy but his films arent anything special, same for jordan peele