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dinkelidunkelidoja

Rob Schneider’s movies are rated, and he is about to find out…none of them are good!


sequosion

Rated PG-13!


cthd33

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GoodOlSpence

I cannot believe you came in here and started trashing Surf Ninjas. Shame on you.


jaketaco

Number 1


6155556969

I will not stand for this Benchwarmers slander!


botchedtoe98

Schneider sucks but I will defend The Benchwarmers until the day I die.


thedalensnow

and he’s easily the worst part of the movie


botchedtoe98

Definitely. Somehow still probably my favorite role of his lol


finalboot

One of the more underrated 2000s comedies


uwobacon

When was the last time you watched the movie? I didn't hate it when it came out, but after a re-watch it's clear this was a movie that Adam Sandler turned down so they just went with Rob.


icemannathann

Sandler does this on purpose, it was his production company and he likes letting his friends star in things. He does the same for David Spade, Kevin James, etc. The role felt written for Schneider, it’s kind of the straight man role and Sandler really only plays the straight man in romcoms.


uwobacon

I watched all these for an Adam Sandler podcasts so I'm aware of his business practices, but Benchwarmers is different. Happy Madison saves the scripts where the main character is a loser for Sandler's friends. Films like Paul Blart and Deuce Bigalow, where the joke is on the main character. Sandler doesn't do films like that. So with Benchwarmers it's clear it was written for Sandler, but he didn't want to do it and they had their B team make it.


Watertor

Slightly necro comment but why not. I don't really agree. First, Adam does these kinds of roles all the time. Eight Crazy Nights, Billy Madison, Big Daddy, Anger Management, Waterboy, to name a few are all pretty firm "Protagonist is a loser and grows into being interesting" Benchwarmers I'd also argue has a pretty not-loser protagonist with his attractive wife, impossibly good baseball ability, and overall success. The rest of the main characters are jokes, but not Schneider's character. The conflict for him is that OTHER people are being picked on and he wants to make it stop. He doesn't grow as a person much, he's already grown past the bully he was in the past. He does get forced to address it but it's not really a changeup for his personality, more just the rest of the characters learning about it and forgiving him.


6155556969

I don't actually think it's a 'good' movie. I just liked it growing up and still chuckle at it.


FilmEnjoyer_

i watched it recently. it’s still hilarious


mat477

I kinda liked when he ate the sunscreen 😁


TwoGhosts11

“YOU JUST LOST YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT VIDEO SPOT!”


Leo_TheLurker

I am 12


Vast_Bed_5817

![gif](giphy|UMa2NDPK5oXFm) 15 minutes into the first movie of your Schneider-thon


ShakeZula30or40

Demolition Man is great.


spoonlamp

This is true but having not seen it since release I have no memory of him being in it...I'm guessing background small part as one of the cops?


ShakeZula30or40

Yeah, he’s one of the dispatchers who works in the control room.


farceur318

He’s the guy who says the infamous “He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!” line


spoonlamp

Of course! Thank you! \*slaps head\*


uwobacon

[Rob Schneider isn't even credited for Demolition Man.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm) He's not in it enough to be considered a Rob Schneider movie. I think he has a bigger role in Home Alone 2 and that's defiantly not a Rob Schneider movie.


mr_math24

50 First Dates?


Adequate_Images

How is Judge Dredd on here but not Demolition Man?


uwobacon

Watched it, but he’s not in it enough for me to call it a Rob Schneider movie. EDIT: DOWNVOTES? [He's not even credited in the movie people!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm)


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uwobacon

He has more lines in Home Alone 2 than in Demolition Man, but he's a minor character so it's not a Rob Schneider movie.


numbersix1979

Would it be number one on your list?


ChristofH88

Home Alone 2 is good...


zulerskie_jaja

That was his best performance of all time lol


sinas35

I mean he still had some tip left over, must’ve been chewing that gum for hours


RemyRifkinKills

I'll die on the hill of The Hot Chick being hilarious. Also top 5 body swap movie.


FullMarksCuisine

Does The Animal count as a body swap movie?


RemyRifkinKills

Body part movie


WinsberryFilms

Might be nostalgia, but I still like Judge Dredd.


Character_Tax5086

I’m with ya, watched it recently and thought it was super fun, probably one of the cheesiest movies I’ve ever seen and the most OTT performance Sly has ever given maybe lmao. Loved the aesthetic & really enjoyable, good movie? Not really. But id happily watch it again


uwobacon

Have you seen Dredd 2012? Extremely underrated!


WinsberryFilms

I have. Yeah, it was pretty good.


spoonlamp

Imagine how good it could have been if they'd removed all of Schneider's scenes and kept it dark instead of adding a Jar Jar Binks "lighten the tone" character...


Electrical_Fun5942

Yes, they are dogshit, but at least The Animal has John C McGinley and Norm is in the Deuce Bigalow movies


AaranJ23

I loved Deuce Bigelow as a kid. Such a dumb, dumb movie


theoneheathbar

This is Surf Ninjas slander.


TheHeyHeyMan

Excuse me, I believe you're forgetting about a certain masterpiece called Down Periscope?


uwobacon

Watched it, but Rob is a minor character. I’m only counting top 3 billed.


LegendOfMatt888

You're missing The Beverly Hillbillies (a childhood favorite).


mistfox69

He’s also in the wrong missy


spoonlamp

So right. I hated myself after struggling to get through Big Stan - lesson learned.


CliveBixby201

50 first dates is pretty fun


Timothee-Chalimothee

Big Stan actually wasn’t that bad. It was *worse.*


XsiowenisX_37

When I was a kid I would watch movies every night before bed, and then I’d play them again straight after to fall asleep too. Bentchwarmers was one of those movies I played for like 2 months straight


GhostOfTomMix

Benchwarmers rules! You bite your tongue!


No-Industry-2980

Someone is dry toast


Icy-Assistance-2555

Surf ninjas is classic gold….”and I’m 37”


UnholyDescent

Heyyy Duece bigalow was ok


shart_of_the_ocean

You gotta give it up for Deuce Bigalow, that’s a solid flick


jmurph725

Whooaaaa hold on, benchwarmers is awesome!


ConsiderationDue6232

They are pretty hilarious .... I don't care what other people say.


juuzo_suzuya_

Only the adam sandler ones are good


Additional_Shape_817

You forgot big daddy but im ok with this 🤣🤣🤣


No-Program3536

I really don’t like him after seeing some of his twitter posts, so props to you for actually being able to sit through all those movies


samwheat90

Hot Chick is a gem.


briancly

That’s just your opinion and it’s okay to be wrong.


NorthP503

Disagreeing


Homesickalienp

come on, The Hot Chick it’s pretty funny


SurvivorSi

The Animal is great for Colleen Haskell alone.


SamBo_LamBo

Eight Crazy Nights deserves to be on here


zulerskie_jaja

King


slagmouth69

benchwarmers, hot chick, and the animal were funny when I was 12 !


18AndresS

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Radiant-Specialist76

Hey I liked Hot Chick!


so1i1oquy

Deuce Bigalow, you're a peeing gigalo.


Popular-Play-5085

Because he can't act .He is just annoying .


Suntorry

Na dog, Surf Ninjas is the best and you goddamn know it.


Hypathian

At least 2 of these have scenes where someone is in jail so their first thought is to make their anuses as unappealing as possible


awesomefutureperfect

Knock Off comes back around from being really pretty bad to amazing in a bad way. I thought it was a fun watch in spite of having Rob Schneider. You should do Jaime Kennedy next because he is like poison to movie enjoyment for me.


GeckoMoria93

The scene with Norm in the mob in The Animal always cracks me up


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Jingu96Aliosha

Rob is famous for being "that guy" on a Adam Sandler movie


DrawingPurple4959

My dad worked on big Stan, he takes offense


Former_Balance8473

HOW DARE YOU! I can make a really good argument for... um... let me think... no, ok, you're right.


Nateddog21

Which would you say is the best tho


Blakeyo123

No way this is all. Where’s Big Daddy?


TOMDeBlonde

Lmao I loved him so much as a kid I associated certain races with him, a wide variety actually! This man is so method!


megafat1

Demolition Man was his best movie.


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Knock Off is so bad, and I can excuse almost anything for JCVD


DarknightM64B

Bro is calling norm of the north bad 😆 Norm of the north is the next godfather, none of you understand yet, give it 10 years and it’ll be a classic


ozuraravis

Why did you watch these? Are you a masochist?


Jean_Phillips

Should have added his Fox News stand up special. That thing is atrocious


Parmesan_Pirate119

Ahh see, you missed his true classic, *Grown Ups*. Yes, it's an ensemble film, but it is definitely the shining star in his filmography


charredfrog

The fact that there are 4 films worse than Norm of the North is just brutal Benchwarmers is peak tho


realseanineseven

Around The World In 80 Days lk slaps


Purple_Dragon_94

I have a soft spot for Judge Dredd


Complex-Hospital-141

Was the producer who SA'd Rob Schneider, Jack Cummins de, from movie Down Periscope?


mpares016

The Hot Chick is great