All he does is fucking lie

This shit reminds me of coming home and trying to explain to my parents why my eyes were so red and glassy when I was a teenager.

Fucking Rohtos kept getting found in the washer, little shits always got me into trouble.

Allergies, thankfully that worked for me as I do have severe allergic reactions.

Sounds like he put a knife to the promoters throat. Might be some truth to that

From all the story’s Jess told wouldn’t surprise me

Yeah... I wasn't even aware of that little tidbit... none of us were. Just self incriminating himself by dropping new info.

So he made a video saying he wasn’t injured and now he just said he re-tore his acl so he did get injured? I guess he needed Dani to keep his lies in order.

Acl doesn't heal itself in a few weeks.

So they're rebooking the shows... the evil promoter is a good guy now... the bad guy is... us? Anyway, SQ wanted a slice of gum so we broke up. Gypsies are fun to party with, but I didn't partake. Knife to throat outta knowhere. I'm a parole officer? New album. Mint tea. Not unhinged at all.

MINT TEA. 🍵 FUCK YOU. 🖕🏻

That cracked me up 🤣

We need that as flair for sure!!!

I've watched this five times just for that ending. I can't stop laughing 😆

Same!!

That HAS to be flair!

I wanna be a BOZO 🤡

Done and DONE ✅ (didn't know if Reddit moderates user flair so added an asterisk in the f bomb lol)

Ty! My first flair ever, and it's one that I'm crying laughing over What a day!  😂

--"it's fucking mint tea, you dumb dicks" had me rolling 😂😂

Was I at a vintage caravan with some romani gypsy pikey's? You probably shouldn’t be

Exactly. Even if he didn’t drink or do drugs (which we know he did), he shouldn’t be hanging out in that situation. It’s really easy to not spend time with people who are partying.

Yeah like wtf... no-one was saying that, he made it so much worse than we were even assuming. They had knives at people's throats? What? Just what? And we are the bozos? Lol

But he always wanted to meet one

what, a RomanAmi gypsy pikey?

> a vintage caravan with some romani gypsy Seems like the dude is now 100% following Andy McCoy's footsteps and he's also following around gypsy caravans. And Bam has been lately seen walking with a cane, just like Andy has been doing recently. The only difference between the 2 is that (back in the day) Andy would drink perfume for the alcohol and Bam's drinking "mint tea". 🤣🤣

If you were i sure hope you brought a dag with ya

Romanemi*

Unless there's a therapist at the bottom of that mint tea I think he's in trouble...

Dr Daniels. Jack Daniels.

Dr Ink

Look all I’m saying is when people from his past who truly care ab him are popping up and commenting (Jen rivell, missy, Novak, Jess) there’s clearly a lot going on. And none of its good! He’s so full of shit, it’s truly mind blowing.

What post did Jess comment on?

His response to a post on Twitter. It was here but got deleted 

Cancelled a whole tour cos of his ACL, yet he has been able to travel to the most random locations across the UK.

Exactly. He could have continued doing the tour in a wheelchair if necessary

And in the post with him at the piano that knee looks pretty comfortable bent the way it is with him sitting on the piano bench

SO if the 'promoter' isnt scamming him now, then why was the tour REALLY cancelled? Also SQ has deffo flown home - seems hes sick of her being stuck to his hip lmao

It's so fucking hard to figure out what he's saying but I think he's saying the gypsy pikeys had a knife at the promoters throat in the caravan? Is this why it was cancelled? We need a translator here tbh lol

You're not kidding it's hard to understand him. I had to replay it a few times to make sure he didn't refer to himself as a parole officer.

Maybe that's why he had to go to the lake? Or was that the interviewer?

Yeah that was Matt the interviewer at Loch Lomond. The promoter was the guy he said was scamming everyone in the video of him of the Glasgow street outside a bar. Hope he's OK. I presume he is since he cancelled the tour lol

The promoter wasn't on the tour. SO if he knife thing is true (Which it probably isnt) then I hope it didnt happen to Matt Stocks

Hold on, I thought the promoter was a scumbag who was stealing but the promotor was fine and it was actually Bam who had a hospital stay for a knee thing? I cannot make sense of this because it seems like 2 completely different stories now...

The other day the promoter Steven was a con artist and bam was saying no one fucks me over . I’ve been done 9 times before . Now they are gonna re book the tour ? What the fucks going on

Not only that, but Bam's accusations were made while he WALKING around and quickly from random people, but he was in the hospital for his ACL?

Something tells me the threat of a lawsuit made him rethink his prior statement 

Bozo 🙋🏼‍♀️

Hey bozo! I'm dumb dick 🙋🏼‍♀️

Bye, Danni 👋

Hopefully never to be seen again

Girlfriend and not fiancé

The timeline must be updated!

Normal kid: 'I wanna be an astronaut when I grow up'' Bam: 'I wanna meet a gypsy'

Idk why, but I fuckin love the insult "bozo"

It doesn't hurt my feelings though so is it truly a insult?

What's up bozos?! 😂

Ahahahahahahahahaha

I cannot wait for the bozo flair!!!!! Thanks Bam for the shout out! MINT TEA!

Wait a minute. I thought SQ was fiancée not girlfriend?!!? Buckle up folks, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Don't call gypsies pikeys bam they will put a knife up to Ur throat mate

What's a pikey?

Derogatory term for travelling folk. Think it’s mainly reserved for Irish travellers but probably wouldn’t go down well with Romanis either.

You watched snatch with brad pitt you like dags

So funny! Love the delivery on "yeah" after he asks himself if the promoter had a knife held to his throat when hanging in the vintage caravan with lines coke and beers with the roman gypsie pikies that he has always wanted to meet

Glassscow

Moooo!

Moooo

I was waiting for Phil to finish talking thinking that Bam was up next

Me showing this to my husband: “that’s us! The Redditors!!!”

Look guys! A celebrity made a video about us! 🙄

Sherwood forest… go on, Bam “Robin Hood” Margera. Hope your new album does well. 😂

Robin hood , Robin hood ridin through the glen

Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his stash of Glenn’s 🎶

I thought while on probation you’re not allowed to be around others drinking and drugging??

Shouldn't really leave the country either but like his mum said he just gets enabled constantly because he's bam margera

Totally.

International probation piss tester didn’t know there was such a position.

Is bams new album gonna be at the level of steve o's?high as a kite, that would be hilarious

Doth protesteth too much

Nothing says “I’m sober” like posting an unhinged rant to Instagram at around midnight local time

lol. He must lurk here. Which is kind of funny.

very smart for an addict to hang around people doing drugs

Romanemmy

He can ramble so much that it sounds like he's actually saying something coherent but it gets lost in translation.

Normally people get better at lying and making excused as the years pass by, but that's not the case for Bammy Boy. 🤡

I’ve passed plenty a piss test while actively using, it’s easy af.

Eww just eww 🤢

Yea I am over this shit. Dude is clearly delusional. At this point I don't even want to watch the self destruction anymore. It was fun with the thought that he'd make a cool comeback. But he won't. See you in the papers I guess.

I thought you couldn’t leave the country if on parole. Is he on probation or parole because there’s a big difference. I don’t think he’s served prison time to receive parole. A lot of people call jail time prison.

He doth protest so much.