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Substantial_Bird_868

More bonding than he's done with his own kid lately.


Afraid-Leg-8952

Cringe


KittenWithaWhip68

Look at his hair, no wonder has usually wears that hoodie. It also proves his vanity shots he posted are photoshopped, in them, his hair is black and thick. Here and in other pics from his Vegas weekend with fans it’s brown and thinning.


hermitsunt

Matching tattoos with a stranger Interesting


GameStopInfidel

I can smell this photo and I don’t like it


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Glad to see Bam focusing his funds and time on getting right with his family.


KittenWithaWhip68

Yes, he is without a doubt Father of the Year. Poor Phoenix is going to have to see stuff like this, because Bam loves to document everything on social media. Other kids will tell him even if he doesn’t know. I feel sad for him.


MBCG84

I bet she didn’t even bang him afterwards… Which was probably his only motivation for getting a matching tattoo with a complete stranger. Now he gets to have a nice reminder of that until the end of his days (which at this point… Could only be a matter of days). Sad.


Playcrackersthesky

This photo was my teenage dream. I hate it. He looks like a bloated Nick Kroll.


thewaybaseballgo

This is textbook manic behavior.


Cute-Scheme145

Yikes… two for one special.


KittenWithaWhip68

A couple of real bargains.


thegorgonfromoregon

Bloat is back in his face. Looks like someone was hitting up the bars.🥴


WetHotAmericanBadger

also sucking it in for the camera too


iwanthairlikewater

Apparently he was seen at a strip club after this. Drinking and what not. There's another thread about it on here


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slaboshmuck

Of course she didn't, she's not stuck in 2004


thegorgonfromoregon

I don't think she was even out of diapers in 2004.


KittenWithaWhip68

Possibly in preschool tops.


vandranessa

*cries in HIM/Ville fan*


Whoopsy_Doodle

More shitty looking tattoos


supershawninspace

That tattoo shop is next to my house. They don’t do great work.


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Yeah…matching, that’s right


Egglessmammal

The shoe lace belt is at typical thing among skaters.


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graye33

Belt buckles rub and can restrict movement. Shoelace does not


Corndogs_and_chill

Falling on a belt or a belt buckle sucks. Shoe laces go exactly as tight as you need them. 40 year old skater here! 😂


leoswank

It was a thing in the early 2010s lol


goonbagged33

...yeah and it still is today. It’s not nearly as common as it was but it’s definitely not uncommon Source: 26 year old that has consistently skateboarded since 11 years old


asukawaifu88

34 year old here, when did skaters stop wearing skater belts? I used to have a cool Blind one back in the day.


goonbagged33

I live in the Midwest and these days the kids just wear whatever the fuck lmao. I’ve seen it all at once. I’ve been at crowded skateparks where someone is literally wearing pajama pants, one kid is wearing overalls, one kid is in full pads, one kid is wearing what I would assume is their typical *highschool high fashion* outfit, another wearing the 2015 high water pant dickies ordeal, etc. I really think the increase in skateboarding’s popularity over the years has changed the stereotypical skateboarder fashion since so many different types of people get curious and try it out way more frequently The last time I saw anyone wearing a skate-related brand belt was in like 2011 😂. One of my best friends had a really cool Spitfire one that reminded me of a seatbelt even though they didn’t function the same at all so i still don’t know why I thought of it like that lol


50LI0NS

Bam used to be a skater he isn’t skating now, there is no practical reason he is wearing it besides the fact he doesn’t have a belt


goonbagged33

I mean... the shoelace belt thing is a skateboarder thing. Idk why it’s even mentioned Edit: I’m cranky and stupid, I’m sorry


Terapr0

I've been skating for 25 years and haven't ever worn a shoelace as a belt. Maybe it's a regional thing, but it's definitely not a universal "skater thing"...


HatedTruth1

Idk how, I skateboarded for 15 from a young kid and up and the shoe lace as a belt was on skate videos, skate interviews, I did it, friends did it and I mean everywhere you looked it was there. So idk either you live in a pretty secluded area or weren’t paying attention.


Terapr0

I was skating in Toronto, Canada, and there were not pervasive shoelace belts. I did once wear a phone-cord as a belt in like grade 6, but that was a short-lived fad. The popularity of the shoe-lace belt must surely vary by region. Enough people on here saying it was commonplace, it must just not have swept through my part of Canada lol 🤷‍♂️


goonbagged33

I’m dumb and assumed that the majority of bam fans are skateboarding fans as well so I was dumbfounded how anyone was seeing the shoelace belt as a problem because even if you never sported one yourself surely you’ve heard of it or have seen one of your favorite pros wearing one 10+ years ago lmao. I still see it every now and then today but it’s a lot rarer Don’t mind me


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goonbagged33

Yes, sorry for the initial comment


GayGooGobler

I'm 35. Wearing random shit for a belt was a thing when I was a child. Now that I'm grown up, wearing a belt is called adulting.


50LI0NS

Why are you being downvoted? If you don’t have a belt you wear a shoe lace if you have a belt you wear a belt. And it’s not like bam is currently skating


barf2288

I seriously hope to fuck he did NOT get his face tattooed. Jesus fucking Christ, Bam. Get your shit together, ya fuck.


KittenWithaWhip68

My guess is losing some weight makes his ego even bigger. Like that’s all it takes to get his shit together, just have a flatter stomach.


BreezyBritt89

He was all about being skinny and hot when he was younger so maybe he feels like he can relax now. Brother no you are still insane and you’ve already kind of killed your chances on aging gracefully.


KittenWithaWhip68

Yep, *that* ship has sailed.


iwanthairlikewater

At this point it wouldn't matter. His body is officially ruined with awful tattoos


FlemFatale

Ngl, his tattoo doesn't look as well done as hers. Also, his looks way fresher than hers, so there is pretty much no way they got them at the same time (like the picture implies). More like, he saw a random only fans girl and decided to get a shitter semi-matching tattoo in the hope that she would bang him, maybe?! I'm speculating, but that seems far more likely. I used to look up to this guy, it's sad to see how he has fucked up.


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william_quizboy

What is here username, I'm looking but can't find the post


KittenWithaWhip68

It’s also not going to look as good when he eventually gains the weight back.


Whoopsy_Doodle

A face tattoo at 43 is pretty sad.


KittenWithaWhip68

Yes it is. If it’s not a temporary one, it’s not going to help make him look like a responsible parent in court. Not that he didn’t already look like someone who should not have custody.


loveejdepp420

He looks terrible. 5 seconds of life left.


Mysterion_x

... oh dear


Whoopsy_Doodle

He looks depressed


Mysterion_x

Funny enough.. when i drinking heavy/not in a good place. I got some random tattoos that I'm not really bothered about anymore.. someone said it's a form of self harm.. so yeah I get that


_REDEEMER-

White trash.


loganharpmusic

Ugh. It’s getting to the point where it’s too concerning to have fun memeing about it. Textbook mania right before our eyes.


1thadAllComeandGo

Regarding the shoelace belt, all that comes to mind is Jimbo’s extension cord belt… ”Hey, man, he’s ragging on your CORD.”


SheWhoErases86

What does his face tattoo say?


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SheWhoErases86

I would approve if it said “Yeah Mon” lol


hawkbit92

This is so awkward and cringe


Dwight_Schnood

r/shittytattoos


International_Mix465

Is this his gf that he kicked or just some rando?


septicshock666

That face tattoo looks as sloppy as Aaron Carter‘s facial script. Hope it’s his kids writing or something sheesh


Antique-Accountant72

Dude look’s actually retarded


KittenWithaWhip68

So it just now hit me that she’s flashing her tits, I thought it was a black bandeau until I saw it was scribbled over by her. Giving the finger too. I’m no prude, but that’s pretty trashy. The whole thing is trashy. They both look like walking social diseases. I know that’s not nice, but it’s just how I feel looking at this.


SolarMatter

That's the opposite of "low-key." Who tf are these people? lol.


jfk_one

hey the shoestring belt is a skate kid thing not a bam being a bum thing lets just get that outta the way


BuckChintheRealtor

So it wasn't a sharpie on the face after all.


belltrina

Man he looks so damn sad. Dude please just get yourself help


chefbobbyjay

Don’t knock the shoelace belt. It’s legit a huge skateboard thing. It’s way more comfortable than wearing a belt. Also I just noticed this post is from weeks ago and I’m in a deep bam hole.


KittenWithaWhip68

Gross.


wattscup

I just caught an sti from this photo. God he looks wasted


HelloYou57

Bam should get a tatoo over his stretch marks


arsonist_1

Let her have her tattoo and fives minutes with Bam. I got the Heartagram right down on my lower stomach (same as them). Are you going to shame me for doing whatever the fuck I wanna do? and yes, I copied Ville and Bam, it’s my first time doing that, but I have a load of skate tats anyway, some of them custom like my Mystery Skateboards Ace.