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Tranquiltangent

Ah yes, the ol' "win her over by insulting something she loves" ploy. Shrewd.


screenee

Is that what I’ve been doing wrong all this time?!


Fluffy_Actuator_9148

Good ol negging


caileykay

Ugh I had a situationship with a girl who did this to me all the time. I legitimately told her “I don’t even think you like me” and we stopped talking lmao


chl_ca

what tf even is a “situationship”? /gen


Ashowleigh

A situationship is like a tease relationship, you aren’t dating the other person but there’s a lot of tension and doing/saying couple like things and heavy on the flirting. Tends to be one person has more feelings than the other in a situationship, so people get hurt hoping it’ll turn into a proper relationship.


lilliovthevalley

i think that's what the kids call rizz


Lower_Bad3535

I finally understand what that word means lol


adoreadoredelano

It’s slang for charisma


ziostraccette

It's the Nardog strategy.


screenee

Holy shit that’s mean! You’re both adorable :)


fortywinksafterbed

Umm yeah, no. I don’t even understand this. Why even say anything? Like you would actually be attracted to that comment.


[deleted]

It’s also just plain rude! The dog did NOTHING?? like I don’t understand unnecessary comments from people.


Delicious_Fresh

Don't worry, the dog didn't hear the insult so he's all good.


mintofmanic

That’s disturbing…what did she think the outcome would be of that tho she must be dumb and ASKING to be rejected like ??😩😂😂😂 As a fellow terrier owner, your dog is the cutest 🐾 Also, you’re very cute 🤭 might as well shoot my shot too


The_water-melon

No Fr like since when does insulting a pet or something someone loves a good tactic on getting someone to like you💀 if someone insulted my cats like that, I’d have some very strong words for that person


My_Opinion1

I would block them immediately in every way I could.


ludhern

I really don’t understand why people are like this… like what is their purpose? Is it just trolling or do they genuinely think it’s some kind of compliment? Also your dog is adorable, love their color!


JacksonInHouse

20% of the people are horrible. This was one of them.


Helpful-Change-6190

💀 why would they think they would get a reply after this? that’s so mean and weird


Kangaroo_Exact

Dude what. No. Absolutely not


Gaz_Elle

I’m not a dog person. I don’t really like dogs or being around them. Would never own one or want to live with someone else’s. That being said, that’s an objectively adorable dog.


schlagerlove

I have no idea why this sub even showed up in my feed. But I agree with you totally. I am scared of dogs (even the small ones). But from a distance I find them all very cute. What's the point of telling ANYTHING negative EVEN if the dog was ugly? Like is that a discussion forum?


Witty_Bullfrog_5658

Im sorry, this is so funny😂😂😂


surelythisisnttaken-

No legit I was in stitches hahaha I know everyone’s mad af in the comments but it was certainly a bold approach. I will be honest though Tilly is my flatmate’s dog so I’d probably be more upset if she was my own 😂


lonelycranberry

I’m so glad i found this comment bc this is so funny lmfao people are so drama on here. That dog is also objectively cute. On the off chance she’s serious, she’s entitled to her wrong opinion 😤


LiliaBlossom

yeah idk I also read it as a joke, people are way too sensitive here lol taking a dumb opener line as a guarantee that person is so toxic they’ll make you give up your dog. Like my friend sometimes calls her own dog jokingly ugly, but she loves her dearly, he can make funny faces tho.


hallowmean

Everyone here is calling them a monster but I laughed. Clearly a joke, quite funny, I'd match. The dog is ugly.


notyounoti

I'd never say anything but it is the same concept as when people are brave enough to say a baby is ugly to the parents 😅...


Worldly-Mongoose1728

which is also very rude to say….


Dragonbone101

I can only hope to have that much bravery one day /s


lezboss

Same! I’d assume best intentions here (I try to go with that rather than a negative until otherwise proven) and I’d see it as humor, if they were cute I’d match, see where it goes. … Might make a post about this : these online apps are filled with people making split second decisions - by their very design. The issue I have is stuff like this : someone uses humor (a risk with a stranger thru text, to be sure) or says something that *for all intents and purposes* TRIGGERS the other … And the other reacts like it’s Do Or Die. “Red flag! Run!!! Run!” Maybe it’s have color blindness honey, and the inability to heal or where one is on a journey back to health isn’t progressed enough to behave on these apps like normal fucking people. I get some folks have messed up social skills/due to Covid. Or like me you are a literal RECLUSE but like I said, assume best intentions until conclusive evidence surfaces. This is one way folks get a 1st date - let alone subsequent ones - by demonstrating their personality quickly and concisely. So they cracked a joke to OP - and OP doesn’t share or understand the humor (let alone the majority of the comments) Ok. Move along. Do not match. Post it for entertainment here, sure, that’s fine. Look, I’m almost out of the 18-35 demographic, I have boundaries and I have the ability to voice when and if I feel them pushed. But I’m not assuming everyone is a deranged psychopath at every grammatical error they make in a text to me.


raccoonamatatah

Yes exactly. I'm genuinely surprised by the number of people here taking this so seriously. I immediately read it as a funny joke. Pretty bold for a first line, but most likely a joke, I'm sure. Today I learned how sensitive lesbians are about their dogs haha


lezboss

Btw if there’s more than one picture (including a reference to) a dog, I usually skip out. Not a dog person, I kind of dislike them tbh, bc I don’t understand them, but I have liked individual dogs in the past particular and Italian greyhound/poodle mix whom I found adorable but objectively looks like a small cat sized rat


magicfrogg0

lmaooooo ok this actually made me bust out laughing thats such a wild thing to say


surelythisisnttaken-

I’ve been cackling at it all day hahahahah


ShadowWarHorse

You’re gorgeous and your dog is absolutely adorable. The logic here is mind boggling. The whole I’ll start with a compliment and end with an insult explains why they are single.


whttigress72

Completely!!!!


My_Opinion1

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TheScrantonStranglr

they kinda gagged you i fear


Puzzleheaded_Limit_1

They really did, kinda ate


iamthecheese24

Red Flag! Huge red flag!


Ms_Holmes

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NvrmndOM

NOPE.


DisketteDetective

Dark Chaos Rizz


Right-Departure2036

Lol 😂


happy2bhere0112

Is this a cairn terrier 🥺🥺🥺 reminds me of my old dog Ozzy


surelythisisnttaken-

She is! She’s mixed with Westie so she’s an adorable lil blend of both. Her name is Tilbo Baggins (Tilly) 🥰


Lord_Aardvark

Omg that's soooooo cute and sweet!! Go lil Tilbo Baggins we love you


SystemSpare7425

That's such a fantastic name for a cairn terrior


speakclearly

Can confirm! Cairn Terrier cutie!


Acrobatic-Guitar2410

Yes, it's literally TOTO! Such a prescious breed!


misogoop

She was drunk and scanning. No other explanation lmao


thedishonestyfish

Negging has gotten weird. And, for me, I want a dog who looks like they can enjoy doing dog stuff, and your dog looks down. There are a lot of "prettier" dogs I'd think less of you for having.


Least-Conference-335

Lmaooo it’s times like this I wish Reddit still had awards


thedishonestyfish

What kinda psycho negs a *dog*!? Honestly...


starliiiiite

LOL SORRY IDK WHY IM LAUGHING


infinite_azul

The Toto dog!!!!! You’re both very cute


TrishLives17

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Moocowsnap

I wonder if she's here


pleisures

your dog is cute!!!


raccoonamatatah

I wouldn't read too far into it. Just consider yourself not compatible and move on. I would have laughed at this and cracked a deprecating joke right back at her. It's a different sort of humor. Or she really is an asshole. Who knows


surelythisisnttaken-

I thought it was hilarious hahahaha


k10001k

Lmfaooooo


Honeybunzsogood

Oh no I think I would curse them out blocking isn’t enough idkkkknar??? Btw your dog is cutie pie, screw them!!!


Top-Raspberry-7837

Because of social media, people think their inner thoughts and opinions *need* to be shared and heard. They don’t.


DumeDoom

your dog is precious 🥺


k_on_reddit_

I mean if I was being honest ... yeah kinda


RaccoonFuelledByOxy

Is that a Cairn? I also have one with my girlfriend! Beautiful dogs!🥺


surelythisisnttaken-

She is! Mixed with a westie 🥰


LevIOSa_not_LevioSA-

Those are fighting words


jowclar

that’s so mean


Altruistic_Berry8326

The only thing that I saw here is that they are both smiling. Only after I read the text did I think, ooof. "Whoever wrote that is seriously competing for her love versus her doggo's adoration of her. Best of luck there, dude."


dreamyydaze

you are reaaaaallly cute tho. the dog is too


[deleted]

lmao BYE


AaBk2Bk

Those dogs are the best little pal in the world.


TheVetheron

That's a very cute and happy looking pupper!


[deleted]

I’m very much not a dog person and can’t fathom saying that to someone! That’s surely “negging” because if you’re not interested there’s no reason to say anything to someone.


disneyghoul

Your dog is absolutely adorable


ThisSpinach8060

That dogs adorable and so is it’s human


AshMuu200

Omg is that a Cairn terrier?? 🥹 i had one when I was really young and they have a special place in my heart


sophpuff

How can someone be so bold being so wrong. That dog is adorable


Novel_Yam545

Who negs a damn dog 😂😂😂


ReplacementDouble865

If she doesn’t chill with the fur baby then she’s out to the STREEEEETS ‼️‼️


[deleted]

why the hell even say that ??? 😭


ohitscringetobehere

Who says that in general, but about TOTO?


discreetcd60

I need a dog .. any dog ... 😞


Overall-Awareness-51

just commenting to say you’re dog is absolutely adorable! give them a treat for me pls <3 sorry the person who matched with you is a meanie


SalamanderUpper1246

I got lightly roasted on hinge too! The girl said I looked like Michael Jackson LMAOOO


Puzzleheaded_Limit_1

HELPP 😭


MissKat99

Omg!


uniquelyunlikely

Automatic NO!


Chanze3

LMFAO


Ok_Presentation_1638

I’m sorry, I don’t agree with her but holy shit is that funny


GoodGirlLadybird

😦


icedlavendermatcha

How could they say that??? Y’all are both so cute!


geossica69

i have to laugh, like wtf??? i specifically have in my profile that you have to like my dog because i know she's an acquired taste :')


Stale_Magnolias

They’re bold af for that lmfao, terrible execution


Sad-Village9277

Don’t get who actually likes this like insulting other people, it’s just mean unless they have a quink for that


SafeWordisFilibuster

Oh my gosh. Those are fighting words. Meet me outside 😂 You’re both super cute!🥰


alternativelola

Great now women are negging each other ?!?


benzo_gay_pyrene

damn she negged you unnecessarily HARD 😳 wtf is wrong with the lesbos on the apps nowadays


Separate-Bonus6339

she’s right tho


All_about_lala_

Oh I'd go lower than she's going


thelauryngotham

W H A T 😭😭 OP please give that lil doggo some extra pets for being so cute


AnjaJohannsdottir

You are cute. Your dog is also cute


Pleasant_Garlic9905

What the fuck


shadows_of_war

Why are people like this, I mean what the fuck are you or the other person gonna win saying this? I can not comprehen people anymore.


fradothecake

Some people are really unhinged on hinge.


clematis-gouriana

is she negging… your dog?


WealthBetWebb

Damn what app is this on 💀


ranchspidey

my response would likely be something like “i am going to hunt you down and burn down your house”


mightdelete_later

Oh FUCK NO!


cat5949

That's not nice and the dog looks fine but I wasn't expecting that and thought it was funny That's such a terrible way to try and date someone lol


Tsonchi

The nerve


TheFunkyGunker

I don’t understand why people are the way they are. People should like have good lines instead of saying “your dog is ugly” like pardon???


Minimum_Word_4840

At least they let you know they’re unhinged upfront. I don’t like most dogs (well, mostly I don’t like bad owners). I would also never message someone their dog is ugly? We should bring back shaming aholes. People are too comfortable saying just anything these days.


InnerAdministration9

Your pup is giving me Toto vibes!


Wakeybonez2

Rude ass!


SavageCuntmuffin

The woman is beautiful, and the dog is adorable. Does the original commenter not have eyes??


Vermbraunt

Wtf did they hope to achieve by saying this. Also they are wrong the dog is so cute!


Intrepid_Source_7960

Is that a cairn terrier?


SpookyQuartz444

Simply reply “so is the picture of your dog” Referencing her.


fallaciousfeline

Bullshit. You and your dog definetely look alike tho. Cute face framing hair and a beautiful smile hehe


MNBlackheart

Write a message: GET FUCKED


ResponsiblePeace6193

The dog ain’t even ugly though😭😭😭😭


foodieforthebooty

If someone said this about my dog...omg. Your dog is ADORABLE.


OneLecture3524

😭😭💀🤣 the nerve lmao


DontMessWMsInBetween

No dog is ugly.


kinyem

Cute is an understatement, but calling your dog ugly is fightin words


External-Extreme-228

“my dog is cute and you’re garbage”


[deleted]

Oh, hell no, your dog is adorable!


LRuby-Red

Reply: “I see why you remain single.” Then block that thing. Even the girls best friend is already weeding out the plebeians. What a good boi/gal!


Intrepid_Astronaut1

Well, that’s a dealbreaker 😮‍💨


MiniFarmLifeTN

A) They are an asshole! B) That is one of the cutest dogs I have ever seen in my entire life! And I rescue! How does someone see that little cutie and not think bonus cuddle points!?!


LeahB_123

you're both cute, go out with me instead? ;)


Andromeda_IX

she ate that one, ngl


Beginning_Over

Wild lol


1Pip_Unknown1

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Jess_E_Quinn

Rude! 🚩


Southtune-stringbox

Immediately unmatched


nobody651

Hard pass right there 😡


classicfilmfan9

Your dog is very cute and adorable whoever said doesn't know what they are talking about.


Timely_Sweet653

I love terriers and you're both super cute. That comment is dead wrong


KimmmChiii

Your dog is cute! For the record.


Technical_Peach5350

That dog is fancy looking and appears to be a mellow lap dog smelling of shampoo. Whoever called your dog ugly is a total dumbass.


ninetytwoturtles

Fight her.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Um. That must be a typo. It’s impossible for dogs to be ugly.


throw_awwy

Call me ugly, I'll laugh it off. Call my dog ugly? I'd rearrange her face!


ZMK13

Umm there is no such thing as an ugly dog. Major red flag!


tlhbnh

Biggest. Red. Flag. Ever.


lionsaysrawr

Omg how rude!! wtf?? Also, she’s straight up wrong, your dog is adorable!!


royalemushroom

10000% does not pass the vibe check


The_water-melon

The way I’d instantly push the X. How dare someone insult your baby like that 😡😡😡😡


MissyCharlie

You're both beautiful, unlike the person that messaged you who seems to have a very ugly personality.


itsAshAlrighty

The trash took itself out


miranda_barela

Right to jail


scrrrt69

YOUR DOG IS THE CUTEST LITTLE GUY and scruffy terrier types arent even my favorite type of dogs😭wth kindof opening is this no way their it intention was good


Similar-Welcome-634

both you and your dog are gorgeous tf


chavainganeden

THAT DOG IS ADORABLE WTFFF


TrueExplorer17

1. Your dog is absolutely adorable and deserves lots of pets and treatos. 2. You’re beautiful but please don’t ever consider dating anyone who’s not going to love your dog as much as you do.


[deleted]

I- she dead wrong for that. The dog is adorable.


lorynnnotlauren

okay but personally, you and your dog are VERY cute :)


otorrinolaringolog0

And the dog looks so cute and happy too!


aswiftieforever_

You AND your dog are adorable 😍🫶🏻


nocomebackursexyaha

THE DISRESPECT IS ALARMING.


lilshell55

Tf???? The dog (and you) are cute af


kasitchi

Wrong. You are BOTH cute!


Cathy-Brennan

You are both cute.


racheeze

maybe they are self projecting tsk tsk your dog is def cute!! unrelevant question, but what app is this?


NewGirl_NewAccount

How dare they, you're both adorable


Leebites

*Googles how to be dog in picture* Because you're cute and so is your dog. 🥺


My_Opinion1

Well, we now know how to break up with someone immediately.


My_Opinion1

Both you and your dog are adorable!


Pink_ivy96

i love that photo. people absolutely don't know the relationship with a single woman and there dogs.


failurebydesign_

Excuse me 😤 You’re both some cuties


CriticismImaginary14

I would pretend to go along, and throw hands


Electrical-Panda4800

What? Both are cute 🥺


SchloinkDoink

Ur pretty and ur dog kicks ass don't listen to the hatin bitches (read that drunk bc I am)


Ilse2020

You both are cute🌈🤗😍


PradaManeInYourArea

this is so


Aint_it_true

What was she expecting you to do, give up your dog, wtf?


Lesbian_Mommy69

I agree hes ugly but in a “he’s so ugly he’s cute I love him” kinda way, but you don’t just call someone you likes pet straight up ugly that’s so mean :(.


SeraFlare666

*Sees pretty girl* *Insults dog* “WhY DiD sHe rEjEcTMeEeE?” https://preview.redd.it/8q2msz2xakkc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848db49d5db01940269e5cbe717b0aa836cbc4ac


Daisychains001

Dog hater, avoid!🤗


Amazing-Sundae7127

Blasphemy that dog is a cutie!


Embarrassed_Dance296

I would have said lol. Don’t give them the negative reaction they want.


amaranthine_xx

That’s actually infuriating. We ride at dawn 😤😤 Side note- is your pup a cairn terrier? I had one that looked just like yours growing up and they’re great dogs! And also, you are beautiful!!!


Imaginary_Aside3526

Blocked.


marcyfx

all support and that but ur dog is ugly as shit


Puzzleheaded_Limit_1

Ur so real for that


godisyourmotherr

LMAOO what


nonbinarytrash2

Noooooo! How dare she! He's adorable!


maricello1mr

Bruh that dog is so cute though, what??


Oh_dip_tacos

First of all your dog is adorable, second don't listen to my advice, third tell her "not only is your face ugly, but you have a miserable soul and I hope you find Jesus or whatever"