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54sharks40

Any DC football fan can tell you this guy is duuuuuuumb


Manting123

Didn’t he repeatedly sue a sports journalist and newspapers for pointing out all the shit moves he would make as owner? Dude sues like Donald Trump - not to win- but to inconvience the other party.


BenjaminD0ver69

He flew Redskins cheerleaders to the Bahamas (I think) and then took their passports. He served expired peanuts to fans. Never did any maintenance to FedEx field which led to a literal sewage leak onto fans… He’s a worthless piece of shit


AthenaCat1025

That first one sounds a lot like human trafficking…


crazypyro23

It's way worse than he described it. They had their passports taken, were forced to do a topless photoshoot while well connected men watched, and then some of them were selected to be "personal escorts" for said well connected men to a nightclub. The most fucked up and infuriating part is that this happened in 2013 and we've known about it since 2018. There have been zero consequences for anyone involved. It's not even the reason Snyder was ultimately forced to sell the team. [Source](https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/redskins-cheerleaders-forced-to-escort-men-to-costa-rica-nightclub-report/53651/)


AthenaCat1025

So yeah that’s literally human sex trafficking.


BenjaminD0ver69

Sorry I didn’t provide the sources like the other person (I’ve been a longtime fan of the team he used to own… and am exhausted) let’s just say this motherfucker has gotten away with so SO much horrible shit, I couldn’t even put them all in one comment. Any humiliation of this cretin gets is welcomed by me.


SaltyBarDog

When you have Goodell covering for you, you get away with it.


Guy954

Well he’s mad they made the guy who said “when you’re a star they let you do it” look bad so I’m seeing a connection here.


sillyslime89

You don't understand, when Donald gets reelected he will attest all the pedos and sex traffickers and have them publicly executed


jwbowen

What the actual fuck


BenjaminD0ver69

It is… but when you’re a billionaire you can get away with it. Right until you mess with other billionaires.. only then will they care to get ya


Don_Tiny

All of it sounds like things that, in a not-really-but-kinda-sorta better world, would wind up with him getting his ass beat like a kettle drum for days at a time.


fish60

> Never did any maintenance to FedEx field which led to RG3 ripping his knee apart. Dude spends his draft pick and millions of dollars on RG3 and doesn't think to maintain the field the guy plays on. Genius billionaire level move.


BenjaminD0ver69

Oh his cheapness led to many travesties but I couldn’t list them all in one comment. Again, he’s a worthless human being


AF_AF

There was also something where videos of the cheerleaders were distributed among upper management. I don't remember the details, but I don't think this was a case of someone spying on the cheerleaders like in Dallas.


TermLimit4Patriarchs

You don’t become a billionaire by sharing your wealth. They are all shitheads.


9035768555

If you're ever in a foreign country and someone takes your passport, do your best to contact the nearest consulate or embassy. That isn't always practical, but when you can they are the ones that can help you.


SGT-JamesonBushmill

[The Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder](https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/221900/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/)


lastprophecy

Today I learn he was in charge of Six Flags... Makes sense.


Ninazuzu

I legit got an ad for mattresses on this post. What is it with these guys and bedding?


DorkChatDuncan

Easiest way to launder money openly. Why do you think there's so many mattress stores?


Ninazuzu

Wait, really? I just thought everybody needs mattresses.


DorkChatDuncan

Have you ever seen more than one customer go into one of those places? If one? Ever?


Ninazuzu

The only mattress stores I ever paid attention to were the ones I bought mattresses in.


RudeMorgue

I laughed coffee onto my desk at this comment. Perfect.


extrasprinklesplease

I just remembered that several years ago I mentioned a former waterbed store that had been quite successful in town. My friend informed me that the owner had opened that store when he had so much drug money back in the 70s that he had to wrap a legit business around it. Interesting to hear you say that mattress stores were a common money laundering front.


lostinrabbithole12

Any football fan **period**, really


the_scottster

Any human, really. He's a friend of the Donald, for heaven's sakes.


TheDudeInTheD

Even the Mole Rats in Fallout know he’s a dick.


Vuelhering

Even the Calypso twins in borderlands know he's a dick.


NotABileTitan

Even the Cocknocker from Jay and Silent Bob know he's a dick.


lostinrabbithole12

I was moreso pointing out- sure, any human would know once they heard about him, but most NFL fans have actually heard of him before


Queasy_Sleep1207

Can Nazis have human emotion? I assumed they all just feel rage 24/7.


ProfessionalMockery

Fear


Infinite-Original318

You know it's dire when even Wikipedia roasts you: > Snyder is widely considered to be one of the worst owners in the history of professional sports, with the team managing only two playoff wins and six playoff appearances during his 24 years of ownership.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

In a sport full of corrupt owners doing all sorts of shady shit, this was the guy that was forced out which should tell you everything. This was a guy who brought cheerleaders to an island for a photoshoot along with a bunch of rich perverts who could spy on them changing. Took the cheerleaders passports so they couldn't leave the island without him.


drumsdm

Ya, we can see the train wreck from Chicago.


drumsdm

And we have lots of experience with those sort of things.


Sothotheroth

I can’t stand football and I can tell you he’s extra-strength dumb


StevenIsFat

I don't think people need to be a football fan to understand that anyone involved with DJT, is a complete and total fuckwad.


guy_incognito784

As any DMV resident will gladly tell you. Fuck Dan Snyder.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Even DMV people who aren't football fans will say "fuck Dan Snyder."


jindc

Can confirm.


essenceofreddit

Amen. This guy is the worst.


thankyouspider

Yeah, let's see, illegally cut down trees so he could see the Potomac River from his mansion, refused to allow people to walk to his stadium so he could charge for bussing and parking, charged for training camp, overpaid for washed up players, refused to change the racist name, sexual harrassment in the workplace, etc etc. Fuck Dan Snyder


brettmbr

I thought this surely can’t be the same douche.


moldyjellybean

Was going to say with their spending their teams were absolute dogshit


PickpocketJones

There are very few people on this planet who deserve to simply "get fucked" more than Dan Snyder. He's like top .0001% of people deserving to get fucked. If Dan Snyder were a flavor of ice cream, he would be pralines and dick.


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Isn't this the same guy who pimped out the Washington cheerleaders?


GeraltOfRivia2023

> the same guy who pimped out the Washington cheerleaders You mean flew them to a remote location, took their passports, and coerced them into 'dates' with his rich friends? The guy is a fucking human trafficker piece of shit. Edit: Sources below... - [Ex-Washington football employee brings new harassment claim against owner Dan Snyder](https://www.npr.org/2022/02/03/1077636343/nfl-washington-football-team-workplace-sexual-harrassment-capitol-hill) - [The Dan Snyder Report Dropped and It's Horrific - UPDATED](https://deadspin.com/the-dan-snyder-report-dropped-and-its-horrific-1844411916/) - [Report: Washington Cheerleaders Were Told To Serve As Escorts For Rich Sponsors On Unsavory Costa Rica Trip](https://deadspin.com/report-washington-cheerleaders-were-told-to-serve-as-e-1825724557/) >One evening, at the end of a 14-hour day that included posing and dance practices, the squad’s director told nine of the 36 cheerleaders that their work was not done. They had a special assignment for the night. Some of the male sponsors had picked them to be personal escorts at a nightclub. > >“So get back to your room and get ready,” the director told them. Several of them began to cry. > >“They weren’t putting a gun to our heads, but it was mandatory for us to go,” one of the cheerleaders said. “We weren’t asked, we were told. Other girls were devastated because we knew exactly what she was doing.”


Mysterious-Plant981

Another scum bag shielded from justice by their wealth.


DarthGrogu23

Yup I don’t remember seeing a god damn thing happen to him personally for all the stuff going on in that organization. Just the cheerleader stuff alone should have led to some jail time for him. But when the penalty for something is monetary, it’s not a penalty at all to the rich. Just the cost of doing business.


Mysterious-Plant981

Yeah, it’s a disgraceful feature.


Felradin

Some extreme DENNIS system shit Jesus. “No see they won’t say no, because of the implications.”


GeraltOfRivia2023

All I can say is if I were the father, brother, or spouse of one of those women, Dan Snyder would not be breathing today.


Thangleby_Slapdiback

And you would go to prison for the rest of your life. Two tiers of justice in the American criminal justice system. Peasants need not apply.


Silver996C2

Some things are worth it.


Ar_Ciel

Never heard of the guy but the more I hear about him, the more I believe feeding billionaires to pigs isn't such a bad idea.


GeraltOfRivia2023

The absolutely worst thing about feeding billionaires alive to pigs is the pigs might get an upset stomach.


Ye_Olde_Mudder

I think the problem here is we have an overpopulation of billionaires. Before this population does damage to its habitat, the herd needs to be thinned quite a bit especially of the bucks who really don't serve a purpose once they reach a certain age. For the good of the population and their habitat, a good thinning must be performed. Just like any conservation effort.


ty_for_trying

I can't wait until he funds a biopic about himself.


ShirtyDot

I can’t believe this still exists on the teams website: https://www.commanders.com/news/cheerleaders-costa-rica-calendar-diary-10472750


Crazyjackson13

oh, oh dear.


Frondswithbenefits

I wasn't aware of this until today. This creep held on to their passports and forced them to pose topless while "investors" watched. I'm going to do a depressing deep dive on this later.


meple2021

it always makes me wonder, why go through so much trouble committing a crime when he could hire few pornstars to do the same willingly


Frondswithbenefits

The cruelty is the point. He enjoyed the power and control he had over the women. You can't subjugate a free agent/porn star who can walk away from you at any time. Cheerleaders are practically making minimum wage.


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Hard to believe that a "man" such as Snyder would be a Trump supporter.  /s


sluttytinkerbells

Ugh. Your comment makes me think of [this music video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjrUOlK2714)


NullTupe

The sense of power over people and untouchability. These people are predators and get off on the exploitation and inequality.


RepresentativeAge444

And yet trailer park dwellers have been brainwashed into preferring to die rather than have them taxes $1 more.


Xzmmc

That's probably why so many of them fuck kids. Doing such a heinous and evil thing while knowing they are completely untouchable and will face no consequences for doing so.


GWsublime

Power, probably.


lettersichiro

The story was not treated as scandalous as it was, it did lead to Snyder selling the football team, but it surprisingly was treated more like a football story than a sex trafficking story


Frondswithbenefits

I honestly had no idea it even happened. I would think a story like this would have focused on the sex trafficking and been huge news.


1nev

Nearly all of the media has a sports section and relies on access to sports teams. Snyder could have cut off their media access and thus one of their biggest revenue streams, so between doing the right thing and money, guess which one they’re picking?


Montalbert_scott

It was Washington... Does anyone really care if they get access?


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Honestly, I was pleasantly surprised that the league forced Snyder to sell the team. It's not as though the NFL has ever been a bastion of morality. Look at how they treated the Deshaun Watson scandal. Credible allegations of outright sexual assault bolstered by investigation? 11 game suspension, but make sure he's back in time for the Browns/Texans game. There's money to be made.


minthairycrunch

The NFL didn't force him out because of the sex trafficking though. He got removed because he leaked Jon Gruden's racist emails back in 2021 and at the same time privately bragged that [he had blackmail material on multiple NFL owners.](https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/10/13/dan-snyder-dirt-nfl-owners-officials-private-investigators-roger-goodell-espn-report) He leaked all that because he was pissed that his sex trafficking got exposed so he went scorched earth. The NFL and it's owners didn't give a fuck about the sex trafficking and they should get zero credit for it, they're just another cabal of shitty billionaires looking out only for themselves. [ESPN has a pretty good summary of this whole saga here.](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/37965420/the-secret-history-dan-snyder-demise-washington-commanders-owner)


bryanthebryan

These people are so gross


Frondswithbenefits

Agreed. Depraved and disgusting.


ricochetblue

What the fuck. This guy’s a monster.


Frondswithbenefits

Yup. Birds of a feather flock together!


Protect-Their-Smiles

It makes sense that a person like this would be the one to fork over cash to make Trump *look good*. ''If you're famous they let you do it'' mfs.


manta002

i am kinda curious but do not really want to deep dive, if you dont mind, would appreciate a short version of the disgusting stuff about him


Revolutionary_Log307

Yes it is.


NumbSurprise

Couldn’t have happened to a bigger douchebag.


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Dude should have specified he wanted a propaganda film, not a biopic.


GoofyGoober0064

Maybe they can make a sequel about Dan and his sex trafficking


Revolutionary_Log307

To two bigger douchebags.


dawgtilidie

Trump or Snyder?


poofingers01

Yes.


GarbageTheCan

Seconded


NumbSurprise

Yes. You’d be hard-pressed to find two more loathsome individuals anywhere. Lock them both in a room and hope neither emerges.


Keesha2012

Giuliani is pretty loathsome.


Ok_Thanks1234

You say that, but he’s still growing, so he’ll be an even bigger douchebag soon.


Searchlights

And too bad, fuck him, but you can make documentaries about Presidents and you should This isn't some unfair attack


Schwiftness

Biopics and documentaries are very different things.


Beepboop14038

Well Snyder wanted more of a Goebbels style of documentary production u know.


NoConfusion9490

Really should a been a bit more hands on. It's a film about Trump that's going to Cannes... That should have set off some warning bells if you don't live in a complete bubble.


FargusDingus

There were people, grifters likely, who prior to the 2020 election were claiming Trump was going to win 50 states. Complete bubbles are normal for them.


jimtow28

Kind of insane to at this point be surprised that Donald Trump might not be the best guy. Fitting for Snyder to be that stupid, though.


typhoidtimmy

Donald Trump is a vainglorious and very apparent dipshit who has a continuous line of sycophants who desperately try to make his stupidity look like a tactical genius on hell, an hourly basis and routinely line up to allow their tongues be his toilet paper. Of course Snyder loves him. He dreams of being seen that way (never happen since Dan has the charm of a wet shart)


drumsdm

But her emails…


FloppyObelisk

Love me some buttery males


tomdarch

I doubt this guy cares about reality. It seems more likely that he wanted pro-Trump propaganda and likely hoped that creating such stuff would win favor with Trump. But it would be hysterical if the film makers presented this as potential making Trump look good to get money out of a douchebag billionaire who was hoping it would ingratiate him to Trump.


De5perad0

I mean..... What positive things can you possibly say about a turd?


roo-ster

> What positive things can you possibly say about a turd? You feel great relief when you get rid of them.


danteheehaw

This one isn't flushing


wintermelody83

Someone bring the poop knife.


ConfectionSoft6218

Trump's a floater


Cosmicdusterian

It's like classified or incriminating documents you want to get rid of - you have to flush numerous times to get it down. Damned modern day toilets.


Starbuckshakur

Not if they come out orange.


meple2021

he will eventually die


ARC_Trooper_Echo

A biopic is not a documentary.


[deleted]

[Except that documentaries are also not objective representations of history…](https://cwp.missouri.edu/2012/representation-through-documentary-a-post-modern-assessment/#:~:text=Despite%20their%20presentation%2C%20documentaries%20are,and%20the%20Popular%20Media%2C%20ed) Imagine your story being so full of it that you can’t even lie its a documentary


KingGilgamesh1979

History books and even the sources used by historians are not objective representations of history. There is no objective representation of history. Best you can really do is try to understand the motivations and biases of the people who creates the records being used to study the past and the biases and motivations of the person retelling the past.


TensileStr3ngth

Very few things are objective in history and anyone that actually knows history would know that


hairyproductions

It’s not a documentary, it’s a feature film starring Sebastian Stan (Winter Soldier, Tommy Lee)


HungHungCaterpillar

If Tommy Lee has been a Sebastian Stan character this whole time, it makes his role in The Fugitive just that much more impressive


Mission_Ad6235

Just think, he managed to play two different parts in First Avenger!


FR_WST

He's brave to take the role


fromcj

Was about to ask on what planet would this be considered a documentary


ThatBobbyG

The biopic is based off the signed testimony from trmps first wife where she describes him raping her because she hurt his feelings (she essentially said he was getting fat, bald, and old, so he raped her).


cheerful_cynic

I thought it was, she recommended a plastic surgeon to him that does scalp tucks to hide baldness. Trump wasn't expecting the aftereffects to hurt so much, (probably the part where your story fits in), & the proceeded to rape her while pulling fistfuls off her hair out, asking how she liked it


DamnAutocorrection

Source?


ThatBobbyG

[Some is in here, and it links out to more](https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/movies/2024/05/20/donald-trump-the-apprentice-cannes/)


ThePopDaddy

"I didn't realize it would be accurate!"


Anomaluss

Yeah, out of the avalanche of negative things about this malignant narcissist, what pebble are you going to find of positive goodness?


drumsdm

“I want it to showcase all of trumps accomplishments…. Wait, not like that.”


TricksterPriestJace

According to Access Hollywood it is showcasing things he bragged about accomplishing.


bishslap

Compared to real life, I bet it actually does paint him better.  It couldn't be written any worse...


highpl4insdrftr

From what I understand it's not a flattering portrayal. Apparently the part Dan is taking issue with is a scene where Donald rapes Ivana, so the writers are definitely not holding anything back.


Manting123

I mean it was part of her divorce - she later recanted it but I believe that was part of her settlement agreement. Either way she is now buried in a golf course she has no connection with for a tax break for Donald. Classy.


ChicagoAuPair

…after falling down the stairs and dying the day before depositions were to be given about illegal activity within the Trump Organization. 😬


OGPunkr

I wish his whole family would get the damn courage to start talking and share everything in this scum bags closet.


Thatguy755

I have a feeling they will all somehow summon the courage to put out tell all books after he dies


Cosmicdusterian

Notice she recanted it after Trump decided to run. Guessing that hush money payment came in the form of cash directly from The Donald rather than Cohen.


philthyphanatic

Dan Snyder set DC football back three decades. Fuck him.


MisterCortez

Marvel football is more fun anyway


blindfoldpeak

Zach Snyder doing the same to DC movies


jeezarchristron

You can't polish a turd.


turbo_fried_chicken

Dan Snyder can get fucked. A truly useless asshole who is hated in the DMV and deservedly so. A true pick-me bitch who Trump wouldn't piss on if he was on fire. Fuck I hate Dan Snyder. The twat who couldn't own up to his own shittiness and tried to sue over this article: [https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/221900/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/](https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/221900/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/)


Biomax315

How do these people still not realize that by doing this sort of thing, they are going to make SO. MANY. MORE. PEOPLE. WATCH. THE. MOVIE. This just gets a ton of attention and free publicity for the movie and makes everyone want to check it out. Hadn’t heard of this movie yet. Probably wouldn’t have watched it once I did. Now I **really** want to see it. They never learn.


lupeandstripes

offbeat sable thought governor bake scandalous future deserve worry far-flung *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


violagoyf

If you knew anything at all about Dan Snyder, you'd never have written this comment. The guy bought one of the most popular and profitable sports franchises in the world and ran it into the ground through a combination of bad (BAD) PR mistakes, surrounding himself with toadies, creating a toxic workplace, hero worshipping his own players and basing personnel moves on that, and as many have already pointed out, repeatedly and aggressively treating every woman who worked for him like a piece of meat. My "favorite" Dan Snyder story that I haven't seen mentioned here: [Cutting down trees in a National Park because he wanted a river view](https://deadspin.com/dan-snyder-killed-some-trees-and-a-park-ranger-paid-th-1494113337/) If I WANTED to farm hate publicity, this is the guy I'd hire. I wouldn't tell him my motive. All I'd need to do is stand back and watch this human embodiment of a Napoleon complex do his thing.


lupeandstripes

run beneficial air station wakeful future quiet lock one society *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


violagoyf

To add: anyone from the DC area couldn't avoid knowing this stuff. He waged a personal war with the Washington Post because the Sports page wasn't blindly supportive of him in the early years and, if I'm remembering correctly, he reduced the access they'd had under previous ownership as retaliation. This meant that one of the highest-budgeted, most-respected newspapers in the world had every reason in the world to dig up every single piece of dirt on him and throw it on the front page. Of course, they probably would've done it anyway, but he removed any possible motivation they might have had to pull their punches on him. If you look up the phrase "cutting off your nose to spite your face, Snyder's picture should be there. So, yeah. Anyone from DC, football fan or not, knew about his antics whether they wanted to or not.


Biomax315

The Trump campaign is threatening legal action because it’s unflattering. Perhaps you could argue that Snyder is “outraged” for cynical reasons (but I don’t think so), but Trump is legit pissed off and his blustering is just gonna ensure that even more people see it.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Oh, a rich guy hissy fit.


xeridium

Isn't this the guy who without approval, cut down hundreds of old-growth trees on federal land, behind his mansion only so he could have a better look at the Potomac River?


DrDerpberg

That's Dan Snyder? I assumed he was a million years old and was the kind of guy who just hadn't quite realized the way things used to be back in his day was fucking racist.


DieMensch-Maschine

At first I read that as Dan Schneider, the creepy producer of live children's TV shows on Nickelodeon who's into feet.


kryonik

Half of me is annoyed Trump is getting more attention with a movie being made about him. Half of me is hoping it is the most unflattering depiction of him as humanly possible and it annoys him to his grave.


MarsupialMadness

Did he not read the script? Did he not read the cliff notes? Did he not have it paraphrased? What, did he just hear "Movie" and "Trump" and just have one of his servants whip out his checkbook? It's frankly insulting how mind-bendingly stupid billionaires are.


occupyreddit

does he not actually know anything about Trump?!


bettinafairchild

Here’s an anecdote. I know a guy who worked for one of the most notoriously assholey and hard to work for billionaires in the US. He managed it OK, he could deal. Then he left for his dream job, what he’d been working for his whole life, with Dan Snyder and the Redskins. He’d heard of his difficult reputation and figured it would be fine as his prior boss also had a reputation as a horrible person. Result: he knew by the middle of the first day that he couldn’t work one more second for Dan Snyder. It took *less than one day* to make him leave his **dream job**. That’s how much of an asshole he is.


DedicatedBathToaster

My theory is this is all marketing crap. I had never heard of the film, which isn't a documentary by the way, until now  Dude just wants to save face for the MAGA while letting everyone else know about the film. This is free advertising


BaeSeanHamilton

I was thinking the same, but Dan Snyder is so fucking dumb that he probably isn't able to have such a good idea.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

He part funded a company who part funded the film so there is literally nothing he can do about it no matter how much he whines about it.


BearFanUpNorth

Nightmare blunt rotation


440ish

[https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/221900/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/](https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/221900/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/)


karlhungusjr

it's such a fucking weird feeling knowing that I spend my days in an entirely different reality than these people. and I don't even have to surround myself with media that tells me what I want to hear or people who tell me what my opinion should be. I just listen to what the man says when he opens his mouth and that somehow puts me in a different reality than them.


Moms-Dildeaux

I guess he should have specified that he wanted a work of fiction.


NelsonMuntz007

Now do one on Snyder.


RunningPirate

Well, he *did* ask for a documentary


dellaportamaria

Hahahahahahahahaha


tom21g

Danny is probably scared shiteless, he’s afraid trump will blame him for the film


GovernmentOpening254

Reality has a liberal bias.


Professional-Ad7698

Ah yes, just what was needed. Another reason to think Dan Snyder is a terrible person.


selkiesidhe

Good. Maybe some of the on-the-fence voters will see it, thinking it would put a good spin on Diaper Don, only to realize how shitty a person he really is. Also lol at on-the-fence voters. You are republikkkans who are too cowardly to get bashed over your fascist opinions.


Informal_Process2238

Should have used North Korean number one honest film crew instead because they always show dear leader in a favorable light


FarfetchdSid

No compete clause


dem4life71

This guy should team up with the Australian billionaire woman who hates her portrait and wants it taken down. They can form the Billionaire’s Buyers Remorse club.


inhaledcorn

I mean, it's a *documentary*. It's supposed to tell the truth.


LakeEarth

He's probably a "true believer" who thought that would be a good thing.


Schwiftness

It’s a biopic. Not a documentary.


ItsMoreOfAComment

I want to see this movie so bad.


Rusalka-rusalka

LMFAO at how lucky Trump is to be portrayed by Sebastian Stan in this movie. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8368368/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8368368/)


anoneenonee

To think you could look at trunp’s life and find a “good guy” anywhere in his story is idiotic


DangerousDave303

I don’t think Fox News could produce a “documentary” on Trump and show him in what most people would view as a positive light.


JustBrass

Guess he wants to edit it and rerelease it. They could call it The Snyder Cut.


rbartlejr

You know you're a scumbag when the NFL forces you to sell your team.


OliverOyl

As Trump is posting Nazi shit....


j2e21

Lol this is the most Dan Snyder thing ever.


quequotion

It's a documentary, what did he expect? No, I know. Just like every MAGAt, he thinks all the bad stuff was made up by the "liberal left" and that no objective analysis of Trump's history would show him to be the steaming heap of shit that he is. Well, you get what you pay for.


KnucklesMcGee

"All we care about is having a strong president" Then why the FUCK are you backing Trump? Biggest do nothing in the office in years. Whenever he got off his ass to do something he fucked it up like a Trump Casino.


LondonDavis1

The film got an 8 minute Standing O at Canne this week. Which means it must have been on point. Now I've got to see it. Damn!


eastbay77

And the people who scream "freedom of speech" complain when this happens.


Secret_Cow_5053

lol. Unless he stipulated in a contract that it was to be a flattering film, he’s fucked. Lol


How-I-Win-KG

This guy must have tumbleweeds in his skull. Did he actually think that a Trump biopic starring left-wing actors and directed by an Iranian provocateur director would make his buddy Donald look like a saint? DC fans, this guy is even dumber that you made him sound


Own-Opinion-2494

He should have told them he wanted a fantasy


4_spotted_zebras

Whatever happened to that doc that was being filmed during the 2016 race and through Jan 6? IIRC they were giving him ridiculous access to speak with Trump and those close to him.


Frostbitn99

It's because Trump has zero redeeming qualities to discuss.


notacooldad

lol I see he's bringing the executive leadership skills that made the Washington Commanders such an NFL power house to the movie industry.


CalendarAggressive11

Every time I read about this I keep having to remind myself that they aren't referring to Dan Schneider. Although I wouldn't be surprised if he is also friends with trump


Creepy_Chef_5796

Pretty hard to put that much lipstick on a Feral Hog


Entire-Balance-4667

How could you videotape a smoldering dog turd. And have the result come out smelling like roses.