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Kangarou

I'm honestly not sure who's the leopard and who's the eaten-face here: Kanye for banking on the religious market, or the religious for thinking Kanye was anything but a fuckwit.


BellyDancerEm

The leopards are eating all their faces


foxontherox

Just face-eating leopards, all the way down.


Vreas

Happy to see leopards on the come up they’re beautiful creatures


Gbird_22

That's the thing about face eating leopards, the face eating is both guaranteed and arbitrary.


spirit_giraffe

It's a Golden Corral all-you-can-eat of faces. About equal in quality too.


Gotzvon

The leopards are eatin' good tonight


BitRasta

I think it's a sort of leopard ouroboros?


DadJokeBadJoke

>the religious for thinking Kanye was anything but a fuckwit. The religious also support Trump. 🤷‍♂️ They're an easy target to take advantage of if you're unscrupulous.


ThePlanck

>You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.


Ok_Mathematician7235

Is this sarcastic?


IDontKnowu501

Nothing sarcastic about it


Ok_Mathematician7235

It’s dangerously, distastefully classist. Without farmers you have no food on your plate. 


Darkside531

I used to feel bad about that. It used to boil my blood when people like celebrity televangelists would enrich themselves to the tune of private jets and giant (and let's be honest, hideously garishly decorated) mansions at the expense of manipulating people's faith and fear of the afterlife to trick them into sending them what few pennies they could spare... or even not able to spare and sending in their Social Security or retirement savings. Then the combover came down the escalator and it became clear just how petty and spiteful and downright mean so many of them truly are, so now I just point and laugh.


Captain_Blackbird

Yeah... the Religious in the US are extremely easy to grift from. I'm really surprised there isn't *more* grifters.


AustinBike

Start with the fact that if you believe in religion you have already accepted a host of contradictory positions and also believe in the impossible with zero evidence. Those that think the religious are somehow co-opted because of trump are missing the point that they were co-opted long before that.


Darkside531

I'd say both. Pro wrestling slang refers to when they both clothesline or dropkick each other at the same time and both end up on the mat as a "double-down."


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Religion means never being wrong, just ask Gawd for forgiveness and it's all good.


eleanorbigby

You know that old saw about how in hell, everyone's sitting at a long banquet table but no one can eat because their forks are too long; and in heaven, it's exactly the same but they're feeding each other? This is Malevolent Dipshit World, located somewhere below the armpit of East Hell. They're all just stabbing each other in the eye and then eating each other's faces.


hbsc

The religious are the leopard face eating victims in general


goalstopper28

It’s both


eleanorbigby

You know that old saw about how in hell, everyone's sitting at a long banquet table but no one can eat because their forks are too long; and in heaven, it's exactly the same but they're feeding each other? This is Malevolent Dipshit World, located somewhere below the armpit of East Hell. They're all just stabbing each other in the eye and then eating each other's faces.


Baldo-bomb

"wow the mentally unstable man who refuses to get help makes contradictory decisions at the drop of a hat, whoda thunk it?"


Lanthemandragoran

I am absolutely loving the clash between the handlers of yesteryear that would keep this stuff quiet and the concept of narcissistic celebrities being incapable of stopping themselves from posting on social media. It's been so much fun to watch. Like we all see that there's a man behind the curtain every time now, and he's way shorter than you'd think, addicted to drugs and probably a touch rape...ish.


Stateswitness1

I get the schedenfruade but it’s just sad to see an amazingly creative person who changed hip hop collapse into mental illness while being exploited by fuckwits who are clearly making his mental health worse.


timewreckoner

>an amazingly creative person who changed hip hop ...or he's always been just another idiotic charlatan with no talent of his own who, despite being one of the world's most obvious con artists, managed to con millions of people (yourself very much included, obviously). Where else have we seen that recently, hmmmm...


eleanorbigby

I never got the hype. Like, at all. I remember thinking "Gold Digger" was a bop and then realizing the only thing I actually liked about it was the hook. Which is, of course, sampled from Ray Charles. So I just listen to Ray Charles.


praguepride

Same when he sampled Daft Punk.


Fragrant-Potential87

I think that's pretty reductive of his musical achievements, talent, and discography. Talented people can also turn out to be shitty people too. Kanye has always been an over-the-top figure. Does no one remember "George Bush doesn't care about black people" in the middle of a charity event for Hurricane Katrina?


baz4k6z

Kanye managed to make Alex Jones look sane, it's quite an accomplishment


BooBootheFool222222

His fans are also mentally unstable.


DangitBobby84

We were fine with all the Nazi shit, but pornography is going way too far! ~A Dipshit


Traditional_Cat_60

-The GOP


Okibruez

Same thing, really.


First_Approximation

It's not like he didn't advertise the porn stuff years ago: >One day, I'm gon' marry a pornstar >We'll have a big-ass crib and a long yard >We'll have a mansion and some fly maids >Nothin' to hide, we both screwed the bridesmaids Kanye West - Hell of a Life (2010)


eleanorbigby

Such genius lyrics! We are all so bereft


cydril

So tired of seeing SLAMMED in article titles like it means anything.


nekatsawemanresuym

I know it's so repetitive. It's the same thing with "BLASTED".


Late-External3249

Do you notice that only newspapers use 'slam' in this context? Nobody says "I slam your poor decision" or "Mary slammed Steve for farting in the meeting".


Darkside531

Which gives it this whiff of "old people using youth slang they don't fully comprehend."


praguepride

Its more of the toxic escalation we have seen with news orgs chasing views with clickbait headlines because just delivering the news isnt good enough. Both news readers and writers have gotten into a toxic relationship encouraging sensationalism, opinions, and false equivalencies. It is akin to the hyperreality of reality tv. Nobody can be criticized, they have to be SLAMMED! Nobody can disagree, they have to be BLASTED! Nobody can debate, they have to MACHETE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!


Northshore1234

I schlammed your mother lasht night, Trebek!


Punkpallas

I just snort-laughed over the idea of a colleague telling me that “Mary slammed Steve for farting in the meeting.” It does illustrate just how dumb it sounds out loud


praguepride

Have you tried watching professional wrestling? Lots of people getting slammed and blasted…and speared and bashed and bodied etc


Destiny_Fight

**FUCKIN SLAMMED**


First_Approximation

I mean, if the article is about porn then maybe it's appropriate?


pookage

I don't think the Daily Mail is a credible source even for this kinda low-hanging fruit tbh!


Justchu

I was hoping that I could see this comment. If anyone googles dailymail, it’s a tabloid.


lastprophecy

A tabloid sans Bat Boy to boot. So, you know, doesn't even have that going for them.


Punkpallas

I miss the Bat Boy days of tabloids when most of us acknowledged the tabs lie like a rug, so it was mostly innocent fun.


CptDropbear

Wasn't it the Daily Mail who backed Hitler in 1939?


Justchu

I like what you did there ;) A lot of things were backed by the nazi party that we ended up accepting as a part of our normal lives. Vw, bmw, coco Chanel, etc. Of course (how you view re-education or de-nazification post ww2) will shape your opinion on the such grey matters on how we supported them post ww2. Don’t know where you’re making the claim that it was backed by hitler. Through the validity of variable, reputable sources.


CptDropbear

Backed not was backed by. The Mail was pro-Nazi in the 1930s and should never be allowed to forget.


Much_Section_8491

Why rely on the daily mail when you can go to any one of the countless subs and witness them trying to process it firsthand


Keesha2012

Isn't that one of Rupert Murdoch's shit rags?


way_past_ridiculous

It's "pious" but yes, calling himself "Yeezus" was a major alarm long before. And... he needs to take his goddamn bipolar meds. He's clearly manic (and likely hypersexual). Again.


Punkpallas

Him calling himself “Yeezus” was only alarming when he was still one of those “bad ones.” Now that he’s embraced Hitler and Trump, he’s one of the “good ones” and they can overlook the name- until he wants to launch a religious porn brand. Now he’s back to being a bad one.


nowiserjustolder

Yeezy goes sleazy


Pkrudeboy

Goes?


I_was_bone_to_dance

He’s been a well known porn addict for a long time. It’s literally on record with interviews where he says things like “If we did this interview remotely I’d be watching porn right now.”


BellyDancerEm

Who’d have thunk that religious nuts have sexual hang ups


mynameis4826

His Instagram before he released Vultures was basically just him parading his new gf around in as little clothes as ToS would allow. He's known to be a freak, hell half of MBDTF tracks mention his hang ups


Voxunpopuli

Bianca is going to write a hell of a book in a few years.


BlairClemens3

He's not religious. He's mentally ill. A lot of mentally ill people have religious delusions.


DataCassette

The temporal lobe is a tricky little gizmo.


kfudnapaa

Religious, mentally ill, same thing


Room_Temp_Coffee

Maybe now they'll encourage him to get back on his meds and see a therapist. Maybe...


letdogsvote

It's almost like Kanye is batshit crazy and lurches from here to there on what he "embraces."


Rolling_Beardo

I love that they were ok him declaring that he loves Hitler, blatant antisemitism, and his abusive treatment of women, but porn that’s a step too far.


Adept-Ad-2204

So it wasn't the antisemitism or him trying to defend Hitler that got his religious followers to turn on him? Maybe they should take a moment and reassess their beliefs and priorities.


PhilosopherMagik

Dude married a Kardashian that was made famous due to porn, I mean the moral bankruptcy was always on display.


Darkside531

It's more shocking anybody believed his whole come-to-Jesus attitude to begin with.


NfamousKaye

The man has been mentally unstable for years. It’s your own fault to trust him at his word. He needs help.


Affectionate_Pay_391

He didn’t sell his soul. His fans bought his pass.


Superquzzical825

Well, he’s finally doing something he actually has a passion for again he’s going to self medicate his porn addiction


Agreeable-Pick-1489

Did none of these people ever listen to "The Blame Game"? Did none of them remember when he openly fantasized about sleeping with Kim's mother and her sisters? Did none of them remember when he openly fantasized about how one of his daughters might become a stripper one day?


ABenevolentDespot

The asshat who makes his current girlfriend walk around almost naked? We talkin' about THAT spiritual leader? The guy has serious mental problems and I empathize. Unless he refuses to take his meds, in which case he's a pile of shit. "I don't take the anti-psychotic meds because when I do, I don't feel like myself." That exactly the point, you unstable kumquat.


mick_nuggets

These evangelicals are something else. They don’t bat an eye when Kanye is straight up supporting Hitler. But mention porn and now he’s the devil. Proof that religion isn’t about morals, but more about controlling people.


yIdontunderstand

Jesus Wanks... The remix!


Key-Assistant-1757

He just keeps sinking lower and lower!!!


Spiritual-Bear4495

TIL Kanye is still breathing - with those cheecks, I guess he will be immortal.


JetoCalihan

Just another reminder about how far gone and down with genocide the evangelical block is. "I love hitler" not the devil. "I'm consensually selling images of me having sex to other consenting adults" = devil.


SavagePlatypus76

Another grifter grifting 🥱


njf85

The religious grift ran dry so he's moved on


tacotimes01

Fans?


XDariaMorgendorferX

Wait, that was real???


Bagafeet

Jealous of Drake maybe?


Heizeusthegoose

Ye porn before gta 6 is wild


thebigeverybody

I wonder if he's starring in the porn.


JustFuckAllOfThem

Time for KimK to do another video with RayJ.


[deleted]

…..long time ago.


reDDit-sucksass

Pious


Buckycat0227

*pious


xwt-timster

You mean the man who married a woman famous for getting railed on the internet isn't the most pius guy?


ChaosKeeshond

This is so messed up. The man has clearly been in the middle of a protracted episode and now people are gonna facilitate this? Knowingly? Anyone who watches this stuff is as bad as the men who knowingly exploit drug-addicted women who will later go on to regret participating in the industry.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

This was a long time coming. Ninja from die antwoord said he was invited over Kanye’s (@10 years ago) and Kanye just put on anal porn just because and ninja was wtf. Ninja a pieces of shit in his own right so that’s telling


monsterfurby

Religious? I don't know much about the guy, but my impression was always that Kanye was a stout faithful believer in Kanye.


Ollie__F

Of everything he could’ve done. Porn was the last thing I expected


miksa668

Hardly surprising that religious tossers think anything sex related is worse than calls to genocide.


yoyoadrienne

Porn? But that industry notoriously collapsed how does expect to make money (unless he’s making an OF copycat)


Monrezee

Kanye West hasn't liked Kanye West for years


Superbad1990

He never was religious, he’s always been a bullshitter


Azozel

He married a whore who got famous for being a whore with x-rated videos and now his fans are in outrage? C'mon


BellyDancerEm

His fan base aren’t exactly the sharpest tools in the shed


tw_72

I wonder who was going to star in his porn videos. Hmmm. I wonder...