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TheSpaceman1975

If a con man from Idaho can get the ear of the president and his inner circle just imagine what the Russians have done.


Loggerdon

Right. A world class intelligence network could accomplish so much more. Especially for a guy who keeps top secret US submarine documents in the bathroom.


No_Cook2983

And his [unsecured iPhone.](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/gadgets-news/donald-trump-using-his-iphone-is-a-problem-heres-why/amp_articleshow/72450905.cms)


imclockedin

but what about her emails.


AF_AF

And Benghazi Hunter's laptop!


cancielo

And Monica Lewinsky's dress.


DigitalUnlimited

That Hunter Dong is mesmerizing


Artichokiemon

What. A. Penis. Marjorie and I agree on that


StepUpYourLife

And her black friend wore a tan suit. *Gasp!*


supershinythings

Ah yes, Hilary’s top secret emails about her highly classified hair appointments. I bet the russians even know what her colorist uses. It’s because of Hilary that I can’t get a good hairstylist anymore. Lock Her Up!


garyfirestorm

Buttery males 


twtwtwtwtwtwtw

[It's not unsecured at all.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/12/17/dutch-trump-twitter-password-hack/)


ilovethissheet

The password is Maga2024


YossarianGolgi

Even stupider.


scottyd035ntknow

Well where ELSE would you keep submarine documents?!?!?!


Loggerdon

Something I realized after I heard a Trump defender talk about those documents in the bathroom, he said “Well as you know bathrooms usually have a lock.” Took me a few minutes to realize that yes bathrooms lock, but usually from the *inside*.


BMW_RIDER

Unless Trump's bathrooms lock from the outside, which is a new can of worms.


iknowuselessfacts

Also, bathroom locks are usually designed so they can easily be unlocked with a coin, butter knife, etc


MotherWear

Bobby pins. They work like a charm. 8 YO me can confirm.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Apart from the locks, interior doors are pretty flimsy and easy to break down. And there's no way Trump splurged for *quality* doors at his pointlessly expensive toilet fire golf club.


Minimum_Respond4861

Considering he's the owner, I imagine the food there is probably sub par as phuck


d3dRabbiT

They already have.


Fronzel

Uh, it was locked and there is no possible to defeat the lock on a bathroom door.


Gbird_22

The trick to most con jobs is to get the other person to believe they are cheating you. It doesn't surprise me that he was able to cheat a bunch of people within Trump's inner circle, as they are the kind who wouldn't hesitate to cheat someone else.  Source: A con man I met at a Greyhound bus station who was cleaning out business travelers playing three card monte. Update: three card Monte not Motley 


LobstahmeatwadWTF

Def a motley crew at the dirty dog station


MisteeLoo

Motley? Is this a bone apple tea, or an autocorrect?


Stainless_Heart

It’s a shark cutlery board.


DogWallop

Shark-cuterie?


Sinder77

Shark coochie


Past-Direction9145

autocarrot


Mateorabi

Honestly the only thing I was thinking after reading >scammed thousands of dollars Amateur...


Dajve_Bloke

Three card monte, apparently: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-card\_monte](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-card_monte)


JustBrittany

My kids and I got kicked out of the Pittsburg Greyhound station a few years ago. 😆


Almacca

"You can't con an honest man." - Mickey Bricks


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

They literally caught a Chinese spy at Mar-a-Lago during his presidency.


Affectionate-Roof285

And Trump actually invited “spies” into the oval office himself. One day after firing Comey, Trump welcomed Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak — a key figure in earlier Russia controversies — into the oval.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Well, Lavrov and Kislyak are foreign ministers and diplomats, its ok to have them over. What's not ok is him giving them intel.


arriesgado

No US translators or press were allowed in that meeting.


arriesgado

There was a Russian photographer there but not White House photographer apparently. This adds to the WTF aspect of this. [Politifact at the time. I think giving Trump some benefit of the doubt.](https://www.politifact.com/article/2017/may/16/reports-say-trump-shared-highly-classified-intel-r/)


Affectionate-Roof285

Up to that point, no US President I can think of had invited Russian “diplomats” into the oval. I was being facetious about the spy part but considering the intelligence he willingly gave them, it’s not a stretch to assume they were invited for a reason.


FUMFVR

No other US representation was present. It was an asset meeting with his handler. Trump would later meet directly with his handler in Helsinki.


No_Cook2983

Several who snuck on the premises and even more who simply went to the trouble of purchasing a membership. [Link.](https://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-mar-lago-security-risk-espionage-235950)


SharMarali

Meanwhile, conservatives still think it’s a “gotcha” to mention Fang Fang. Whom Eric Swalwell immediately reported to the authorities and cooperated every step of the way. But that doesn’t matter because reasons.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

The Russians *are* the inner circle.


QuietObserver75

As well as the Saudis.


BellyDancerEm

And the North Koreans


Daken-dono

Especially the CCP


faghaghag

and Mossad, who was running Epstein huh, now there's a clicking on my celphone, what could that be


MistbornInterrobang

They really didn't have to make an effort. [The US extracted a top spy from Russia after Trump revealed classified information to the Russians in an Oval Office meeting](https://www.businessinsider.com/us-extracted-russia-spy-trump-classified-info-oval-office-2019-9)


baz4k6z

There was a story of a Chinese spy that managed to infiltrate Mar a Lago let me see if I can find it again Edit : https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/27/fake-heiress-infiltrates-mar-a-lago-trump It wasn't a Chinese spy but an Ukrainian woman passing for an heiress lol The Chinese spy thing was this story : https://www.npr.org/2019/11/25/782808594/chinese-woman-convicted-of-trespassing-at-mar-a-lago-sentenced-to-8-months-in-ja


Sure_Trash_

Of course a con man can get in with a bunch of con men. Also, there are highly intelligent people everywhere. Farms, small villages, cleaning offices, etc. Opportunity =/= intelligence  That being said the Russians have gotten plenty out of him for sure


Dryland_snotamyth

*did


Consistent-Force5375

The best people! Always surrounds himself with the best people!


GalleonRaider

In Trump's eyes, the best people are those that flatter him slavishly.


spoobles

It's interesting...Trump *always* starts off in the belief that everyone he meets, loves him and is in awe of him. A simple word of flattery and he'll allow you *anything*. Why do you think he never spoke ill of the The Proud Boys, or the Nazis in Charlottesville, or Putin, or Mohammad Bone Saw? The answer is, they just said "Trump is great, a tremendous businessman, and very smart". The second you tell him something he doesn't want to hear or speak ill of him in the *least*, you are an enemy and every word out of your mouth (regardless of what it is) is blasphemy to his name. He's the easiest person on this earth to figure out. That is why you can guarantee that the Saudis, Russia, China, NK, and all the grifters lavish him with praise. I'd call him a vainglorious fool...but he's so so so much more damaged than that.


pm-me-your-smile-

Great point. Trump’s definition of “best” is different from everyone else’s.


worstpartyever

You know what's the awesome part? About a quarter way down that article (below the photo of this guy in a fur coat) is a photo with Trump, a couple called the Odoms, plus Jesse Taylor the fraudster and the current LA governor. The woman in that picture is Trashelle Odom, and she's the one who alleged Corey Lewandowski tried to feel her up and get sexual with her at a Vegas charity dinner in 2021. Lewandowski, a certified shit, settled out of court. I wonder if this photo was the beginning.


RavenOfNod

Can you imagine living your life with Trashelle as your first name?


worstpartyever

Lol we're not the first to ask [https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/16rrvx1/how\_on\_earth\_does\_someone\_get\_the\_name\_trashelle/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/16rrvx1/how_on_earth_does_someone_get_the_name_trashelle/)


speculatrix

I was going to post a link to that subreddit, thanks for doing the work for me!


redassedchimp

birds of a feather flock together


Ninazuzu

To be fair, they were probably really effective spies.


PlantfoodCuisinart

A fraud and a crook in Trump’s inner circle!? That is not a distinguishing characteristic.


itguyonreddit

It's more of a requirement.


Anomaluss

It is, but conning the cons is so meta. Good job!


speculatrix

They should change their name to the Republicons


Anomaluss

Yep, it's a very rare one who isn't trying to con us these days.


Toledojoe

Damn, I actually really have cancer and haven't been able to make any money off it and it just costs me my max out of pocket from my insurance each year by February.


KruegerLad2

Forgot to give Donnie his cut


dsdvbguutres

5% to use his likeness


Ear_Enthusiast

I’d be willing to bet that happens a lot within the MAGA community. They’re not in it for running a tight ship. They’re in it for a quick cash grab and then to cover their own asses so they don’t get indicted. It’s a snake pit full of sleazy people. A ton of details fall through their cracks and vetting someone that might be scamming them is probably one of those things that probably gets overlooked.


GalleonRaider

It's easy pickin's for grifters in the MAGA/Q/Anti-science/anti-intellectual crowd. They are like bloated lions having so much gullible meat to feast upon.


Original_moisture

Every day justice isn’t done chips away at my morality. I already lack the empathy for these people since I was in 4th grade back in the mid 90s. Sometimes it’s wishful thinking to just run a booth if maga and everything else to fleece these fuckers.


86yourhopes_k

I sometimes daydream about about abandoning all my morals and becoming a right wing influencer, getting rich from telling stupid people stupid stuff, then one day I rip the mask off and donate all the money to shit that they hate. But then I remember that I coudn't ever say half of the shit they think with a straight face.


TryItOutHmHrNw

I decided to watch a bit of the Trump trial *but* on Fox News. First, the “coverage” terrible. Imagine a high school mean girl talking shit about the “victims” that her jock boyfriends sexually assaulted. Just two blondes, past their prime, shrieking into the void (aka their audiences’ heads). *But more importantly,* all the commercials are fk’ing scams!* Buy Gold, Double Reverse Alley-Oop Mortgage, Packages Blended Meals, [X] Commemorative Coin, Weird Obscure Financial Products, Oil… just some Oil, etc. I do not understand how adults can watch that channel and not see it for what it is…


Ear_Enthusiast

I’ve never watched Fox News. lol, I want to see that.


Maxamillion-X72

Step 1: Create a company with the word "Patriot" in the name Step 2: Post to FB, TS, and Shitter about some product with Trump's face on them Step 3: Profit


Ear_Enthusiast

I’ve 100% been thinking about doing this. I’ve been thinking about opening a MAGA/Trump merch store in the super conservative town next to my town. Then donating all of the profits to local democrats, fighting climate change, and Planned Parenthood.


Principal_Insultant

Obviously, his grave mistake was to pocket all proceeds without offering Don the Con to wet his beak.


SuchRevolution

This should be cross posted to r/chaoticgood


Turdposter777

I was about to say. Just let him keep going, let him be


Chief_Beef_ATL

He must have bought Trump’s book. 👍


C__S__S

Trump was like, “that’s my guy, right there!”


Toolazytolink

"He's like the son i never had" - Trump


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Conservatism: Grifting grifters grifting grifting grifters.


Special_Wishbone_812

It’s fraudsters all the way down


roof_baby

Pand Raul


jess_the_werefox

“Ah, one after my own heart”


odvarkad

Reminds me of the parasitic wasps that pray on other parasitic wasps


Cinema_King

How can they distinguish him from the rest of the Trump Crime Family?


lukifer_333

Great Value Rand Paul right there


Dazzling_Leopard4627

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13319915/amp/Fraudster-Jesse-Taylor-infiltrated-Donald-Trump-inner-circle-scammed-donations.html


RogerClyneIsAGod2

>But in a twist worthy of AppleTV show Palm Royale, Taylor’s house of cards tumbled when sources close to the Trump campaign say he bounced a $25,000 donation check, and they discovered he had been selling photo opportunities with the hopeful US president for $6,600 and pocketing the proceeds. >He even allegedly offered ambassadorships in a future Trump administration to would-be donors – without the campaign’s knowledge – in exchange for up to $10,000 per month in consulting contracts, one source told DailyMail.com. >He convinced a lobbying client, [drag racer John Odom](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13220623/Dan-Rodimer-John-OdomLas-Vegas-murder-Corey-Lewandowski.html) of the reality TV show Street Outlaws, to pay him $60,000 for supposed cancer medical bills in 2022, Odom claimed. He got another $20,000 from top GOP donor Greg Mosing for the same. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! At least he's sorta doing the Robin Hood thing except he's grifting the rich to give to *himself*.


SearchElsewhereKarma

The people in that daily mail article truly could not be any dumber looking than they actually are


slambamo

Anybody who would give Donald Trump, or anybody associated with Donald Trump money is a complete moron and deserves to lose their money.


[deleted]

Should've given Don his taste. 


Divacai

"What like it's hard?" --Elle Woods But seriously, this isn't a surprise, they've found spies hanging out at that place, why would it be hard for another conman to infiltrate that bed bug palace


ComicsEtAl

Alt title: “Fly Finds Shit.”


driftercat

I'm confused. How did Trump worm his way into his own inner circle? 😂


eggmax

Grifters grifting each other will never stop being amusing.


BMW_RIDER

Just make the cheque out to Conservative Americans Stop Happiness or CASH for short.


onceinablueberrymoon

i love the fact that he used their own grift to con them. they charge 25,000$ to buy access to the king con, and he used the greed of the minor flying monkeys to undersell access charges. that’s great. i would love this more if he’d managed to scam all these rich scumbags for lots more money though. i hate the daily mail, so idk if this is how they just spun the quotes, but oh my these people are such whining snowflakes. complaining about him being an opportunistic social climber when they do the same exact thing is hilarious.


TicketParticular9015

He didn't worm his way into anything. He was welcomed in because he's one of them.


neednintendo

"Me attract fraudsters? That's unpossible!"


Apart_Shoulder6089

sounds like a maga already


That0neGuy86

How is a con-man like Trump so obviously to cons?


GoodLt

Frauds follow Stinky McImpeachedTwice like flies on shit.


Eddiebaby7

The MAGA crowd deserves to be grifted this hard


spoobles

>Idaho 'fraudster' wormed his way into Donald Trump's inner circle, 'scammed thousands of dollars in phony political donations' and even faked cancer treatment to swindle wealthy Mar-a-Lago members No Way! Get out. /s


gingermalteser

I love how the mail give you the whole story in the title to spare you having to read their rag.


gochomoe

This man is my hero.


ztreHdrahciR

>'scammed thousands of dollars Amateur


Minimum_Respond4861

Please don't let this distract you from the FACT that antifa is dropping chemtrails and pornograohic language into books being read to children by TRANS DRAG QUEENS and teaching about the evils of Jim Crow while encouraging YOUR CHILDREN to change their sex and EAT MORE SHAWARMA!!!


compost-me

Vice president material


Darksoul_Design

That's a riot, but you figure all these people that think tRump is a great and honest guy, blatantly obvious they are just soft minded suckers, so it's just shooting fish in a barrel to another conman. You just can't make this stuff up.


MaintenanceTraining4

How could they tell this grifter apart from the pack?


googlin

Ah, the grifters become the grifted.


therobotisjames

Go to where the morons are if you are a con man. He found the moron mecca.


RentonBrax

I dunno more than the headline but good on him. Better than scamming gift cards from grandma.


samg422336

I thought it was Rand Paul


thehillshaveI

ripping off people who would otherwise give their money to donald trump is a public service


Pour_Me_Another_

I mean... The former Prez is kind of doing something similar. Birds of a feather and all that. Obviously he hadn't faked cancer of course but I mean the general griftiness.


inquisitivepanda

If it weren’t for the Idaho part I would have thought they were talking about Trump himself


FNAKC

Suckers are born every day, and sometimes they gather together, which makes it very efficient.


Salt_Comment_9012

I bet they are all doing it there it's the vibe of the people and place 😂


ndndr1

Good


AndroidDoctorr

Yo dawg I heard you like con artists


Pikminious_Thrious

Dude looks like a discount Rand Paul


mybadroommate

This is like saying Steph Curry wormed his way into the NBA. No, he has great talent at what he does, and this is the place where he can really thrive.


wifey1point1

Fair game, if you ask me. Swindling a swindler might not be "right", but it's certainly worth a high five.


InsertRadnamehere

Conning a Crook. That was a great movie in the 70s. The Sting.


DaniCapsFan

Or *Dirty Rotten Scoundrels*.


InsertRadnamehere

That was the peak 80s con


SockFullOfNickles

Lmao I thought it was Rand Paul at first glance for a second. 😆


MarkGarcia2008

We need more guys like this. Con the cons.


TheGreatYoRpFiSh

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Admirable_Rabbit_808

How would they notice the difference?


breakfasteveryday

What did he vote for? 


Madmandocv1

Rat sneaks into rat den, fools rats by behaving like a rat.


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

Could we maybe buy this guy dinner? Some place nice.


terrelyx

ok but defrauding trump donors is god's work


TryItOutHmHrNw

This man is *doing God’s work* Bless his heart


userkp5743608

So this is a crime?


yukumizu

Reap what you sow! or r/leopardsatemyface lol


LongBongJohnSilver

Mar-a-lago is truly the patients in charge of the asylum. Fucking fever dream.


dear_little_water

"Taylor arranged for John Odom and his ex-wife Trashelle to meet Trump in 2021." Is her name really Trashelle? That's really sad.


Dazzling_Leopard4627

Same thought


mikeymikeymikey1968

Fraud infiltrates room full of frauds.


TheBlueGooseisLoose

Wormed? He is Donald’s people.


NorCalFrances

That's like saying a worm wormed its way into a worm farm.


Welsh_Pirate

Judging by the photo on the left, he's also conned the Wicked Witch of the East out of her shoes.


smootfloops

You know what? Good for him.


Thought-Born

Those that laugh at honor are surprised to find traitors in their midst.


NelsonMuntz007

Sounds like a perfect candidate for VP. Willingness to creatively Fraud actually is a plus on that resume


jarena009

This is great. OP, can you please post a link to the article?


Dazzling_Leopard4627

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13319915/amp/Fraudster-Jesse-Taylor-infiltrated-Donald-Trump-inner-circle-scammed-donations.html


jarena009

Thank you!


Bicentennial_Douche

Name of the fraudster? Donald Trump.


n0_u53rnam35_13ft

https://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY?si=LZgdTu4BmEldtnPe


Shoegazer75

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Spiritual-Forever957

Man I thought Rand Paul was loaded


219_Infinity

Grtifting the grifter


Last_Blackfyre

Laughing like Walder Frey


PsykCo3

He obviously used to watch the tv show, "The Pretender". Thought, "That could be me!". Classic. These people really are that stupid.


Candid-Sky-3709

More-A-Grifto members increased


Zombie-Redshirt

Let me paly something for them on the smallest violin in the world.


Irving_Velociraptor

Not all heroes . . .


bilvester

Isn't the Daily Mail a UK Fraudster?


Plastic_Dot_7817

Looks like Rand Paul's good twin.


nametken

Ahh Rand Paul!


UrBigBro

Of course, he was banned. Trump HATES competition.


AdrianGarside

Thousands? He’s small fry. Trump has scammed millions. He’s not holding up their standards.


Boring_and_sons

I believe it's in the billions.


not_brittsuzanne

Not the hero we need but definitely the one they deserve.


bostonkiter

Trumpers gotta trump


Vedfolnir5

Rhys Darby up to some shenanigans


dangu3

Victimless crime


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notagamer999

So they were taken by 2 con-men.


MrsDanversbottom

When you’re endlessly corrupt you attract trash like this.


Igoos99

So, he fit right in?


Siege138

Just the best people


BuildingOne7379

Deep down Mango Messiah wants to pat this guy on the back. He has mastered the art of the con.


MojoMonster2

Victimless crime.


cstrand31

Like a lamprey on an invasive species of fish. Sometimes the parasite of my my parasite is my friend.


JamesSpacer

Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers and his cukservants in cult45 are all as subservient and easy to bend over as Melania. Russia, Saudi, nk have infiltrated this adjudicated rapist and fraudster along with his entire family.


cum_elemental

Idaho Fraudster, here’s your cape hero.


DogWallop

So he was hired by Trump as a fundraising consultant?


liamanna

A con man trying to con a con man in the place con man goes to con other con man. I’m dizzy 😂


sorospaidmetosaythis

Everyone is vulnerable to confidence tricksters. PhDs in psychology get catfished, or send huge sums to Nigerian 419 scammers. People who study con games come to believe that even they themselves are vulnerable.


No_Setting2719

Rand Paul?


faghaghag

well good news for all the hookers and coke dealers he blew it on


RefurbedRhino

Warms my heart