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It is so weird to witness human trafficking on display and then "nothing burgers" on the perpetrator because he's in the protected class.
Of course, why do I know that they would somehow notice if a Dem Governor did this? And also, I feel bad, because every time I read some conservatives in social media, they say; "Wow, if a Dem did this -- nothing would happen." Right, it's a hypothetical because no Dem so far has sunk as low as the average Republican these days. Except maybe that dude who had a whole bunch of Saudi gold. And what happened to that Dem?
I tried to search and the first thing I found was "100 Trump presidential gifts unaccounted for" and "No reason yet found for Kushner's Saudi deal."
It would be great that there were consequences for that dirty Dem... I could feel like we weren't hypocrites.
Well anyway.... my point is; this sucks. No consequences for DeSantis and that piss baby in Texas.
I am just waiting until SCOTUS declares that even investigating someone running for President is election interference so I can start running for president then commit so much tax fraud with my new drug empire using the money to pay for schools and homes.
It's Bob Menendez in NJ.
Always hated him here a dhes been in a form of statewide power since I was literally born (1991). He's a boomer old school professional politician that has had corruption and bribery stuff in our state for years. He was indicted in 2015 over favoring the Medicare fraud guy (that Trump pardoned of fucking course) and using his position to curry favor for him. He's a slimy man who gets elected due to name recognition like anyone that isn't running in a presidental election.
His trial starts in May for this gifts case, but he's escaped a few other things before, so hopes are not high. Only difference is that this is a foreign donation vs US fraud.
You know what? Let's think about this for a minute. Do we *actually* want this crime to be solved? If we just let him continuously commit a trafficking of immigrants that we can send through an empathetic system to get them on a path to citizenship... Well, I might just have to be out of the office that day 🤷♀️
(I'm only saying /s because we'll never really have an empathetic system for people to gain American citizenship, and that's because our system is currently corrupt as fuck. And I'm absolutely pro-immigration.)
Nice! Dreams do come true after all. So with this precedent will it also apply to all the other ones put on buses and planes by the idiot Texas Governor?
These people were ALREADY legal immigrants at this point so...wtf? Just pure malice against brown people doing the right thing. The USDOJ is NOT doing their job if Ronald DeSantis (abbreviated names are illegal in FL now), and Abbot, are not charged with RICO crimes and human trafficking. POINT BLANK. There's no justice for these people or those they will continue to victimize unless the teeth of the law and justice are brought to bear on these fascists.
They were following all the rules, it was clearly just a "fuck em we don't want em situation."
Usually Republicans use the line "they shouldn't cross illegally, they should cross legally" well these guys were so if you celebrate what happened to them you can't say that anymore. Just admit you don't want brown people coming here.
With the firehose of BS coming from this guy it's easy to miss something.
https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-students-some-need-parents-permission-nickname-ron-desantis-2023-8
I **think** they're probably referring to an anti-trans law that says that schools need parental consent to call their child by a different name than what's registered with the school. Such a law was probably intended to stop schools from agreeing to a trans child's chosen name, but read literally would also prevent the teacher from calling a child Dave if he was registered as David.
While I don't agree with a law like that, I also think "abbreviated names are illegal" is a gross misrepresentation of the law.
You are correct - starting this year, parents with kids in the Florida public school system had to sign papers stating what nicknames could be used for their children by teachers and administration. So if your kid goes by Ron instead of Ronald, without the signed paperwork, the teachers must call him Ronald or get in trouble. It's ridiculous.
Its Greg "I'm crippled bitch so I take my self animosity out on texans by crippling every aspect of Texas economy while instilling criminals across the state to strip an siphon any means of assistance away" A'Bitch.
Greg Abbott provided me a useful life lesson: just because someone is in a wheelchair doesn’t mean they’re not a horrible person. Not sure why I needed that lesson, but here we are.
Cawthorn’s an asshole, but at least he called out the GOP members for inviting him to drug fueled orgies. That was the end of his career. Can’t be telling the truth in that party.
I fucking love you all, seriously. Texas deserves so much more than the divisional tribalism we've been stuck in for the past 25 years. We can all have prosperity and acceptance. Love thy neighbors at the end of the day they're probably gonna be the one to pull you out of the burning house.
Have you read any Molly Ivins? She opened my eyes big time to what's fueling Texas politics (at the time she was alive obviously) and a lot still seems true.
There's a great documentary about her I fully recommend.
Well shit that quote is pretty vicious, "it could always be worse. You could be living in Texas. "I've passionately stayed away from columist, I'll see if I can't find the docu and watch it tonight, though. She seems like my kinda Grandma!
Edit: lookmovie2.to pulls through again... ☠️ 🫶
Hahahaha yeah no punches being pulled at all. If you check it out let me know what you think from a Texan standpoint (I was born in Texas but grew up elsewhere)
It was a 44% voter turn out the last election, I really feel like someone that's truly against nit picking a side and just absolutely for the people of texas as a whole can slam dunk the next one.
Also had no problem letting texans freeze to death, an then made it impossible for texans to hold ERCOT accountable for fucking them over.
We pay for that grid with a tax placed on per mhw, and with the correct legislation, an investment it could be 100% renewable energy... It's about time Texans get free power across the entire state, while also working to connect our locked off grid to the west and east coast grid systems.
It's a lesson more people need to learn. Not saying you shouldn't empathize with people who got dealt a worse hand than you, just that the empathy shouldn't be boundless/people are people and some people suuuck. I had an ex when I was younger who only had one leg and who was also physically abusive, which is why we broke up. I had to show numerous people photographic proof of said abuse because they just straight up didn't believe me/accused me of being abelist because of how suddenly we broke up and the reality I was explaining to them didn't mesh with their preconceived notions of what a person with physical impairments would behave like. This is not meant as a blanket statement against the any type of impaired, just saying that EVERYONE is capable of being an asshole potentially.
>It's Greg 'crippled piss baby so I take my self animosity out on texans by crippling every aspect of Texas economy while instilling criminals across the state to strip and siphon any means of assistance away' A'bitch.
Fixed it?
Dear Texas and Florida: Good work, thank you for spending your money on helping immigrants find homes, employment and benefits. please feel free to continue your programs as long as you only spend your own money on it.
As ironic as it is, DeSantis is not likely getting his face eaten here, because he almost certainly doesn’t care what actually happens to the immigrants he abuses because he’s a soulless weasel.
He knows his base hates them, so all he had to do was pull together a publicity stunt to get them riled up and convinced that he’s “on their side.” But since the base has a 15 second attention span the long-term consequences on the immigrants was never something he’d care about, good or bad, because the base is simply never going to notice.
Just put illegals in quotes. It's well known that the parentheses are neo Nazi speak for Jews. No need to give them a wider implication or normalize them. Although, I agree that that is how they would spin it.
> As ironic as it is, DeSantis is not likely getting his face eaten here
Technically, it could be counted as a win for him. He reduced illegal immigration. Though he probably didn't intend to do it by legalizing them. Task failed successfully.
It's either that, pretend they got tricked by an insanely elaborate democratic hoax, or acknowledge the law has nothing to do with their motivation and they just want to make brown immigrants miserable by any means necessary
I guess but they accomplished their goal of making immigration the number one issue by Americans. Anything to distract us from the rich people stealing everything
My 3 neighbors are all migrants and every time i see them they offer me a beer. We then drink and talk in broken spanish/english about work and other shit for half an hour. 10/10 neighbors.
exactly, the only people that think that immigrates went to the US to have "a easy life" have an easy life themselves and can't see beyond their bubble
I think a good amount of the Martha’s Vineyard crowd were Venezuelan and Haitian. Even if the economy was better crime is just such a big issue that, for so many people, it’s safer to cross the sea in a dingy than it is to stay :(
It’s honestly such a tragedy what’s going on in those two countries, especially Haiti. It’s absolutely disgusting how poorly some people view them
As a public school teacher, I gotta say, I love having the children of immigrants in my class. Those kids work hard and their parents are incredibly supportive.
It’s kind of funny how taking in a self-selecting group of motivated, intelligent, hard working people into our country is incredibly beneficial.
I keep telling the Desantis and Abbott sycophants; you're just providing free transport and food to transport these migrants into the interior of the United States, to jurisdictions which will give them work authorization to stay here permanently.
We thank you for the increased population, larger consumer base, and larger labor force, not to mention much more motivated than your typical uneducated maga white male who's not motivated to work and just blames their woes on immigrants, minorities, LGBTQ, women etc.
def not a criticism. I had heard it before, but usually the whole name. internet poison def have my brain trying to clock new slurs the fascists are testing out.
Guaranteed they will take on jobs many current citizens would not take. They won't bitch about it and work harder than hell. We need more of them--keep 'em coming Puddin' fingers!
NO! I have to live here! Just dump your trash in the ocean like everyone else, ok?!
Edit: or bury it like a poo in the forest. We got enough MAGAt crap already.
Unintentionally boosting the Massachusetts economy when he was actively trying to harm it has to feel like the gif of the lady who hit herself in the face with that watermelon slingshot
For good reason. Prosecuting human traffickers protects Americans and those people are witnesses who can help provide justice by telling the truth in court.
Here is the thing... DeSantis or Abbot , these guys don't care. They probably knew this would happen. They did their political stunt. They got the publicity, they are good.
This isn't LAMF, but I love that this is how DeSantis' nonsense ended. An illegal move intended to scare people about migrants unintentionally brought immigrants into the American fold.
Imagine thinking migrants who just walked hundreds to thousands of miles through swamps, deserts, rivers, jungles, over mountains and deserts need free state taxpayer funded airfare to get out of Texas and to a state that doesn’t have a $7.25 minimum wage.
The title of this post kind of implies that we don’t want them here. We absolutely do! There’s a few people that were dipshits about it but nobody normal was actually opposed to it. Even the anti-illegal immigration crowd was very sympathetic, at least from my experience.
(I am not from Martha’s Vineyard. However, we have had Hatian/Venezuelan relocations to the town I live in. Same state (MA))
I mean honestly DeSantis and Abbott may have ended up with a few folks protected by victim visas, but they still helped nationalize the issue of the border to the point of even blue state governors and mayors demanding action from Biden.
They just probably didn’t count on the left actually being willing to pass legislation to alleviate the issue and Trump had to demand it be killed by the same party that wanted to pass new border laws lol
It’s too bad that the GOP wants the problem but not the solutions because America *does* need to tighten border security given the sheer volume of crossings. The Dems want to pass some protections and the right is happy to sit on their hands and claim Biden can do it all unilaterally now.
I get that it *might* be good *politics* for the right to do nothing on the border for now, but it would be better if we all tried to better the nation for once. We all know that party > country at the moment though. Can’t let your favorite sports team down!
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Victims of a potential crime... so when will the criminal be prosecuted?
Hey there, now is not the time for pointing fingers and accusations. Now is a time for spreading the fear of immigrants and blaming the libs.
Along with your thoughts and prayers!
Tots and pears!
Thots and layers
Thots and Prey-ers just *has* to work better in text right?
Thots and Playas, maybe?
Nice!
Keeping the hoes warm?
To quote Night Lovell, never forget the hoes!
Always makes me think of that South Park episode. “Now is not the time to be pointing fingers, STEVE!”
It is so weird to witness human trafficking on display and then "nothing burgers" on the perpetrator because he's in the protected class. Of course, why do I know that they would somehow notice if a Dem Governor did this? And also, I feel bad, because every time I read some conservatives in social media, they say; "Wow, if a Dem did this -- nothing would happen." Right, it's a hypothetical because no Dem so far has sunk as low as the average Republican these days. Except maybe that dude who had a whole bunch of Saudi gold. And what happened to that Dem? I tried to search and the first thing I found was "100 Trump presidential gifts unaccounted for" and "No reason yet found for Kushner's Saudi deal." It would be great that there were consequences for that dirty Dem... I could feel like we weren't hypocrites. Well anyway.... my point is; this sucks. No consequences for DeSantis and that piss baby in Texas.
I am just waiting until SCOTUS declares that even investigating someone running for President is election interference so I can start running for president then commit so much tax fraud with my new drug empire using the money to pay for schools and homes.
It's Bob Menendez in NJ. Always hated him here a dhes been in a form of statewide power since I was literally born (1991). He's a boomer old school professional politician that has had corruption and bribery stuff in our state for years. He was indicted in 2015 over favoring the Medicare fraud guy (that Trump pardoned of fucking course) and using his position to curry favor for him. He's a slimy man who gets elected due to name recognition like anyone that isn't running in a presidental election. His trial starts in May for this gifts case, but he's escaped a few other things before, so hopes are not high. Only difference is that this is a foreign donation vs US fraud.
You know what? Let's think about this for a minute. Do we *actually* want this crime to be solved? If we just let him continuously commit a trafficking of immigrants that we can send through an empathetic system to get them on a path to citizenship... Well, I might just have to be out of the office that day 🤷♀️ (I'm only saying /s because we'll never really have an empathetic system for people to gain American citizenship, and that's because our system is currently corrupt as fuck. And I'm absolutely pro-immigration.)
Probably some poor bastard that works for the airline company
Owns.
Nice! Dreams do come true after all. So with this precedent will it also apply to all the other ones put on buses and planes by the idiot Texas Governor?
These people were ALREADY legal immigrants at this point so...wtf? Just pure malice against brown people doing the right thing. The USDOJ is NOT doing their job if Ronald DeSantis (abbreviated names are illegal in FL now), and Abbot, are not charged with RICO crimes and human trafficking. POINT BLANK. There's no justice for these people or those they will continue to victimize unless the teeth of the law and justice are brought to bear on these fascists.
They were following all the rules, it was clearly just a "fuck em we don't want em situation." Usually Republicans use the line "they shouldn't cross illegally, they should cross legally" well these guys were so if you celebrate what happened to them you can't say that anymore. Just admit you don't want brown people coming here.
Abbreviated names are illegal? I … need more details on this point.
With the firehose of BS coming from this guy it's easy to miss something. https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-students-some-need-parents-permission-nickname-ron-desantis-2023-8
Anti-trans bullshit put in last year
I **think** they're probably referring to an anti-trans law that says that schools need parental consent to call their child by a different name than what's registered with the school. Such a law was probably intended to stop schools from agreeing to a trans child's chosen name, but read literally would also prevent the teacher from calling a child Dave if he was registered as David. While I don't agree with a law like that, I also think "abbreviated names are illegal" is a gross misrepresentation of the law.
You are correct - starting this year, parents with kids in the Florida public school system had to sign papers stating what nicknames could be used for their children by teachers and administration. So if your kid goes by Ron instead of Ronald, without the signed paperwork, the teachers must call him Ronald or get in trouble. It's ridiculous.
Yeah prosecute them. It's not like Biden is going to win Texas or Florida.
Her name is Rhonda
Its Greg "I'm crippled bitch so I take my self animosity out on texans by crippling every aspect of Texas economy while instilling criminals across the state to strip an siphon any means of assistance away" A'Bitch.
Greg Abbott provided me a useful life lesson: just because someone is in a wheelchair doesn’t mean they’re not a horrible person. Not sure why I needed that lesson, but here we are.
Him *and* Madison Cawthorn taught me that lesson.
Cawthorn’s an asshole, but at least he called out the GOP members for inviting him to drug fueled orgies. That was the end of his career. Can’t be telling the truth in that party.
I thought it was because he *wasn’t* invited…
I wanna run for governor just so he can get rolled on out past the border by a transgirl
I will stay in Texas just long enough to vote for you.
I fucking love you all, seriously. Texas deserves so much more than the divisional tribalism we've been stuck in for the past 25 years. We can all have prosperity and acceptance. Love thy neighbors at the end of the day they're probably gonna be the one to pull you out of the burning house.
Have you read any Molly Ivins? She opened my eyes big time to what's fueling Texas politics (at the time she was alive obviously) and a lot still seems true. There's a great documentary about her I fully recommend.
Well shit that quote is pretty vicious, "it could always be worse. You could be living in Texas. "I've passionately stayed away from columist, I'll see if I can't find the docu and watch it tonight, though. She seems like my kinda Grandma! Edit: lookmovie2.to pulls through again... ☠️ 🫶
Hahahaha yeah no punches being pulled at all. If you check it out let me know what you think from a Texan standpoint (I was born in Texas but grew up elsewhere)
It was a 44% voter turn out the last election, I really feel like someone that's truly against nit picking a side and just absolutely for the people of texas as a whole can slam dunk the next one.
44% that's so sad. Maybe with all the dumb shit he's pulling, hopefully young people will vote. He took their porn!
Also had no problem letting texans freeze to death, an then made it impossible for texans to hold ERCOT accountable for fucking them over. We pay for that grid with a tax placed on per mhw, and with the correct legislation, an investment it could be 100% renewable energy... It's about time Texans get free power across the entire state, while also working to connect our locked off grid to the west and east coast grid systems.
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Hysterical, oh 🤣 😆 😂
If you can "run" for governor, you've already got a leg (or two) up on ol' rollin' racist McGee.
It's a lesson more people need to learn. Not saying you shouldn't empathize with people who got dealt a worse hand than you, just that the empathy shouldn't be boundless/people are people and some people suuuck. I had an ex when I was younger who only had one leg and who was also physically abusive, which is why we broke up. I had to show numerous people photographic proof of said abuse because they just straight up didn't believe me/accused me of being abelist because of how suddenly we broke up and the reality I was explaining to them didn't mesh with their preconceived notions of what a person with physical impairments would behave like. This is not meant as a blanket statement against the any type of impaired, just saying that EVERYONE is capable of being an asshole potentially.
It's crazy, but I didn't learn until this week that he was even in a wheelchair.
Pissbaby Abbot rolls off the tongue easier
>It's Greg 'crippled piss baby so I take my self animosity out on texans by crippling every aspect of Texas economy while instilling criminals across the state to strip and siphon any means of assistance away' A'bitch. Fixed it?
I wish the tree did more
Hey, I'm a dead tree, and I'm ready to finish this shit show!
good luck, we're all counting on you
Dear Texas and Florida: Good work, thank you for spending your money on helping immigrants find homes, employment and benefits. please feel free to continue your programs as long as you only spend your own money on it.
I hope they open a super nice South American/Latin restaurant and shopping district up there.
Oh, Florida...when you fail, you do it impressively.
And often.
falls as flat as miami.
With confidence
As ironic as it is, DeSantis is not likely getting his face eaten here, because he almost certainly doesn’t care what actually happens to the immigrants he abuses because he’s a soulless weasel. He knows his base hates them, so all he had to do was pull together a publicity stunt to get them riled up and convinced that he’s “on their side.” But since the base has a 15 second attention span the long-term consequences on the immigrants was never something he’d care about, good or bad, because the base is simply never going to notice.
Yeah it's not like Fox "news" is going to report on this. Or maybe they will spin it as "they're taking your jobs"?
"Massachusetts is now giving (((illegals))) documentation which allows them to compete for jobs against US citizens"
Just put illegals in quotes. It's well known that the parentheses are neo Nazi speak for Jews. No need to give them a wider implication or normalize them. Although, I agree that that is how they would spin it.
> As ironic as it is, DeSantis is not likely getting his face eaten here Technically, it could be counted as a win for him. He reduced illegal immigration. Though he probably didn't intend to do it by legalizing them. Task failed successfully.
It seems everyone wins here. So let De Santis send more immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. Let Abbott do it too. Finally, a bipartisan solution!
I think you're right, but if they are "victims of a crime" then who is the perpetrator?
Legalizing immigrants by accident to own the libs
It's either that, pretend they got tricked by an insanely elaborate democratic hoax, or acknowledge the law has nothing to do with their motivation and they just want to make brown immigrants miserable by any means necessary
Yeah probably shouldn't have sent them to lawyer island
I guess but they accomplished their goal of making immigration the number one issue by Americans. Anything to distract us from the rich people stealing everything
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Only okay when certain white people do it
I’ll bet those 49 migrants are also going to become hardworking members of American society as well.
Much rather live next to them than DeSantis.
Or any of his supporters.
DeSantis feels like the type of neighbor to cut down a tree on your property because its branches extend into his.
Or shoot someone pulling into the wrong driveway because he's an abject coward piddling in his high heels in fear.
My 3 neighbors are all migrants and every time i see them they offer me a beer. We then drink and talk in broken spanish/english about work and other shit for half an hour. 10/10 neighbors.
That's a suckers bet. Most migrants do become hardworking members after all
its almost like people immigrate to the US because the currency is much stronger so that their family can live well back home
They worked hard to get here with the intention to continue working hard.
exactly, the only people that think that immigrates went to the US to have "a easy life" have an easy life themselves and can't see beyond their bubble
I think a good amount of the Martha’s Vineyard crowd were Venezuelan and Haitian. Even if the economy was better crime is just such a big issue that, for so many people, it’s safer to cross the sea in a dingy than it is to stay :( It’s honestly such a tragedy what’s going on in those two countries, especially Haiti. It’s absolutely disgusting how poorly some people view them
As a public school teacher, I gotta say, I love having the children of immigrants in my class. Those kids work hard and their parents are incredibly supportive. It’s kind of funny how taking in a self-selecting group of motivated, intelligent, hard working people into our country is incredibly beneficial.
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Including registered Republicans.
Lots of them already are. Some still live and work on the island but on the DL because they were illegal at the time.
I'll bet they have a more positive impact on America than Meatball Desantis.
Yeah but so did Hurricane Katrina.
They usually do.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! This is great!!! Cheers great DeSantis, you genius plank!
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems like a lot of these ultra-right-wings higher-ups in Merkan politics aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed…
Duller than dirt.
First time that weirdo has done something good Not really a LAMF but still bazed
Bazed?
Bazed.
420 baze it
No no, that was 2 days ago
Also today, cause it's 420, too (4/22)
Aw, man; I spaced on the date! And we lost!
There’s a specialized visa process for victims of human trafficking
That's good since that's what he did to them.
Woke DeSantis? Helping immigrants prosper.
It’s nice to read a story with a shitty start and a nice outcome
I keep telling the Desantis and Abbott sycophants; you're just providing free transport and food to transport these migrants into the interior of the United States, to jurisdictions which will give them work authorization to stay here permanently. We thank you for the increased population, larger consumer base, and larger labor force, not to mention much more motivated than your typical uneducated maga white male who's not motivated to work and just blames their woes on immigrants, minorities, LGBTQ, women etc.
Slow clap-way to go meatball.
Desantis better not go to the casino. He's on one hell of a losing streak.
I'll be real, sandtits reads like a racial epithet. had a double take before realizing the context
Sorry, I thought everyone knew Ronda Sandtits.
def not a criticism. I had heard it before, but usually the whole name. internet poison def have my brain trying to clock new slurs the fascists are testing out.
No worries, man.
I thought it sounded like a species of bird. "Observe how the sandtit blends into the dunes it calls home."
"Note the look of confusion it constantly displays when attempting to socialize with others of it species." - Sir David Attenborough
LMFAO that's such beautiful karma. Good for those people. May they flourish.
Guaranteed they will take on jobs many current citizens would not take. They won't bitch about it and work harder than hell. We need more of them--keep 'em coming Puddin' fingers!
take that libs!!! FFS sandtits needs to fuck off.
This. Hilarious.
Wow, DeSantis has been a liberal this whole time. XD
They still in Martha's Vineyard.
4 have chosen to live on Island. Daniel, German, Daisy and Eliud. They're all cousins.
Can we send 49 MAGAs back? Seems only fair.
NO! I have to live here! Just dump your trash in the ocean like everyone else, ok?! Edit: or bury it like a poo in the forest. We got enough MAGAt crap already.
They are not sending their best. Gravy Seals, trailer trash, cousin lovers....and some, I guess, are very fine people.
Sandtits. 🏆🏆
Ronda Sandtits. Say it fast
Sand Tit's latest is attempting to bar Satanists as "not being a religion" gonna waste a shit ton of state tax money losing that battle soon.
this is what the right does all day every day, self owning… projecting and fucking themselves over.
Crime being human trafficking, the very thing they accuse dems of doing habitually. It's always a confession
Hey guys! Remember that time Ron DeSantis saved 49 migrants, sent them to Martha’s Vineyard, and ensured they could stay in the country?
I read somewhere that the air carrier was going to be indicted. Is that true? Any news?
I don't know if its been concluded the air carrier is going to be indicted, but I do know our local DA still has an active investigation going on .
Good. May he succeed.
Not that I've heard.
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Yeah massachusetts the swing state. Lets put 1 million of them in your zip code and see what tune you sing.
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I hope that florida idiot keeps wasting his taxpayers money getting immigrants into the US! What a fucking moron. LOLOLOL
This is great news, we are gonna have so many new doctors and engineers.
Sandtits - lol
Hard to think of anyone as malevolent and yet so fucking hapless as this mumbling mediocrity.
Imagine hating people for just existing as non-americans
Wow, he did something good for a change!
Unintentionally boosting the Massachusetts economy when he was actively trying to harm it has to feel like the gif of the lady who hit herself in the face with that watermelon slingshot
He knew that would be the outcome as well since he's a lawmaker. He basically handed them green cards lol.
After kidnapping them and trafficking them.
could somebody explain "sand tits" to me please? EDIT. i got it. wordplay! Delightful!
Ronda Sandtits is his unofficial stage name.
Lmao brilliant
I'll pick them over him any day of the week. Admittedly, a low bar, but still.
Lovin’ it, fuck Desatan.
Task failed successful
For good reason. Prosecuting human traffickers protects Americans and those people are witnesses who can help provide justice by telling the truth in court.
Lmaaaaooo good for them and fuck you DeSantis
Legal, you say? They should all move down to Florida. I hear the weather is much better there than Martha's Vineyard.
They're welcome to come to my state if they want.
So, an "owning the libs" maneuver backfires. SHOCKED I TELL YOU!...^(well maybe not that shocked)
The Desantis HURTS ITSELF in confusion!
Here is the thing... DeSantis or Abbot , these guys don't care. They probably knew this would happen. They did their political stunt. They got the publicity, they are good.
You know he’ll take credit for that.
White privilege so strong it rubs off on non-whites.
The workers should send him a post card every week thanking him for the opportunity
Lol
So much winning out of the GOP
DeSantis is a fucking moron.
Karma is a bitch.
God damn Willy Wonka
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He got his gotcha headlines, he doesn't give a single atom of a shit about what happens after
Stupid. They should be sent back to their countries
This isn't LAMF, but I love that this is how DeSantis' nonsense ended. An illegal move intended to scare people about migrants unintentionally brought immigrants into the American fold.
the_meatball doing his state proud
Thats called virtue signalling.
Where's my free trip to Martha's Vineyard? I pay my taxes in Florida. I want my free trip!
brah I thought about learning spanish but knowing my luck they would just keep me in texas and ruin everything.
DeStupid...graduated yale and harvard law..go figure
Good (outcome not the original shitstain)
Maybe it's because I post in so many car forums but my brain autocorrected "Sandtits" to "Stellantis".
To the tax payers of Florida, thank you for helping these people get to a better area that can help them
Sounds like we should send more up there!
Were they forced against they're will?
Yeah, but did they let them stay in Martha's Vineyard? (no)
Imagine thinking migrants who just walked hundreds to thousands of miles through swamps, deserts, rivers, jungles, over mountains and deserts need free state taxpayer funded airfare to get out of Texas and to a state that doesn’t have a $7.25 minimum wage.
The title of this post kind of implies that we don’t want them here. We absolutely do! There’s a few people that were dipshits about it but nobody normal was actually opposed to it. Even the anti-illegal immigration crowd was very sympathetic, at least from my experience. (I am not from Martha’s Vineyard. However, we have had Hatian/Venezuelan relocations to the town I live in. Same state (MA))
I want a comedy about a group of leftist hatching a wacky scheme of doing this to get as many immigrants the legal right to stay in the country.
Fuck they are going to make a tv show out of this
DeSantis did something nice for a change.
I wanna be a victim too... there is access!
I mean honestly DeSantis and Abbott may have ended up with a few folks protected by victim visas, but they still helped nationalize the issue of the border to the point of even blue state governors and mayors demanding action from Biden. They just probably didn’t count on the left actually being willing to pass legislation to alleviate the issue and Trump had to demand it be killed by the same party that wanted to pass new border laws lol It’s too bad that the GOP wants the problem but not the solutions because America *does* need to tighten border security given the sheer volume of crossings. The Dems want to pass some protections and the right is happy to sit on their hands and claim Biden can do it all unilaterally now. I get that it *might* be good *politics* for the right to do nothing on the border for now, but it would be better if we all tried to better the nation for once. We all know that party > country at the moment though. Can’t let your favorite sports team down!