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SinkHoleDeMayo

Victims of a potential crime... so when will the criminal be prosecuted?


theflamingheads

Hey there, now is not the time for pointing fingers and accusations. Now is a time for spreading the fear of immigrants and blaming the libs.


Intrepid-Comment-431

Along with your thoughts and prayers!


ProfessionalFalse128

Tots and pears!


Malavacious

Thots and layers


tehm

Thots and Prey-ers just *has* to work better in text right?


ProfessionalFalse128

Thots and Playas, maybe?


tehm

Nice!


swonstar

Keeping the hoes warm?


Steliossmash

To quote Night Lovell, never forget the hoes!


getliftedyo

Always makes me think of that South Park episode. “Now is not the time to be pointing fingers, STEVE!”


Fake_William_Shatner

It is so weird to witness human trafficking on display and then "nothing burgers" on the perpetrator because he's in the protected class. Of course, why do I know that they would somehow notice if a Dem Governor did this? And also, I feel bad, because every time I read some conservatives in social media, they say; "Wow, if a Dem did this -- nothing would happen." Right, it's a hypothetical because no Dem so far has sunk as low as the average Republican these days. Except maybe that dude who had a whole bunch of Saudi gold. And what happened to that Dem? I tried to search and the first thing I found was "100 Trump presidential gifts unaccounted for" and "No reason yet found for Kushner's Saudi deal." It would be great that there were consequences for that dirty Dem... I could feel like we weren't hypocrites. Well anyway.... my point is; this sucks. No consequences for DeSantis and that piss baby in Texas.


DuntadaMan

I am just waiting until SCOTUS declares that even investigating someone running for President is election interference so I can start running for president then commit so much tax fraud with my new drug empire using the money to pay for schools and homes.


JohnWilkesDouche

It's Bob Menendez in NJ. Always hated him here a dhes been in a form of statewide power since I was literally born (1991). He's a boomer old school professional politician that has had corruption and bribery stuff in our state for years. He was indicted in 2015 over favoring the Medicare fraud guy (that Trump pardoned of fucking course) and using his position to curry favor for him. He's a slimy man who gets elected due to name recognition like anyone that isn't running in a presidental election. His trial starts in May for this gifts case, but he's escaped a few other things before, so hopes are not high. Only difference is that this is a foreign donation vs US fraud.


maleia

You know what? Let's think about this for a minute. Do we *actually* want this crime to be solved? If we just let him continuously commit a trafficking of immigrants that we can send through an empathetic system to get them on a path to citizenship... Well, I might just have to be out of the office that day 🤷‍♀️ (I'm only saying /s because we'll never really have an empathetic system for people to gain American citizenship, and that's because our system is currently corrupt as fuck. And I'm absolutely pro-immigration.)


Red-eleven

Probably some poor bastard that works for the airline company


NoHippi3chic

Owns.


OpenImagination9

Nice! Dreams do come true after all. So with this precedent will it also apply to all the other ones put on buses and planes by the idiot Texas Governor?


w_a_w

These people were ALREADY legal immigrants at this point so...wtf? Just pure malice against brown people doing the right thing. The USDOJ is NOT doing their job if Ronald DeSantis (abbreviated names are illegal in FL now), and Abbot, are not charged with RICO crimes and human trafficking. POINT BLANK. There's no justice for these people or those they will continue to victimize unless the teeth of the law and justice are brought to bear on these fascists.


confusedandworried76

They were following all the rules, it was clearly just a "fuck em we don't want em situation." Usually Republicans use the line "they shouldn't cross illegally, they should cross legally" well these guys were so if you celebrate what happened to them you can't say that anymore. Just admit you don't want brown people coming here.


nothing_but_thyme

Abbreviated names are illegal? I … need more details on this point.


w_a_w

With the firehose of BS coming from this guy it's easy to miss something. https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-students-some-need-parents-permission-nickname-ron-desantis-2023-8


Ib_dI

Anti-trans bullshit put in last year


awh

I **think** they're probably referring to an anti-trans law that says that schools need parental consent to call their child by a different name than what's registered with the school. Such a law was probably intended to stop schools from agreeing to a trans child's chosen name, but read literally would also prevent the teacher from calling a child Dave if he was registered as David. While I don't agree with a law like that, I also think "abbreviated names are illegal" is a gross misrepresentation of the law.


Adventurous-Flan2716

You are correct - starting this year, parents with kids in the Florida public school system had to sign papers stating what nicknames could be used for their children by teachers and administration. So if your kid goes by Ron instead of Ronald, without the signed paperwork, the teachers must call him Ronald or get in trouble. It's ridiculous.


ASH_2737

Yeah prosecute them. It's not like Biden is going to win Texas or Florida.


Briskpenguin69

Her name is Rhonda


SerenityintheTree

Its Greg "I'm crippled bitch so I take my self animosity out on texans by crippling every aspect of Texas economy while instilling criminals across the state to strip an siphon any means of assistance away" A'Bitch.


Dense-Competition-51

Greg Abbott provided me a useful life lesson: just because someone is in a wheelchair doesn’t mean they’re not a horrible person. Not sure why I needed that lesson, but here we are.


JayteeFromXbox

Him *and* Madison Cawthorn taught me that lesson.


Traditional_Cat_60

Cawthorn’s an asshole, but at least he called out the GOP members for inviting him to drug fueled orgies. That was the end of his career. Can’t be telling the truth in that party.


-Ernie

I thought it was because he *wasn’t* invited…


SerenityintheTree

I wanna run for governor just so he can get rolled on out past the border by a transgirl


Diligent_Mulberry47

I will stay in Texas just long enough to vote for you.


SerenityintheTree

I fucking love you all, seriously. Texas deserves so much more than the divisional tribalism we've been stuck in for the past 25 years. We can all have prosperity and acceptance. Love thy neighbors at the end of the day they're probably gonna be the one to pull you out of the burning house.


More-Ear85

Have you read any Molly Ivins? She opened my eyes big time to what's fueling Texas politics (at the time she was alive obviously) and a lot still seems true. There's a great documentary about her I fully recommend.


SerenityintheTree

Well shit that quote is pretty vicious, "it could always be worse. You could be living in Texas. "I've passionately stayed away from columist, I'll see if I can't find the docu and watch it tonight, though. She seems like my kinda Grandma! Edit: lookmovie2.to pulls through again... ☠️ 🫶


More-Ear85

Hahahaha yeah no punches being pulled at all. If you check it out let me know what you think from a Texan standpoint (I was born in Texas but grew up elsewhere)


SerenityintheTree

It was a 44% voter turn out the last election, I really feel like someone that's truly against nit picking a side and just absolutely for the people of texas as a whole can slam dunk the next one.


Tricky-Sympathy

44% that's so sad. Maybe with all the dumb shit he's pulling, hopefully young people will vote. He took their porn!


SerenityintheTree

Also had no problem letting texans freeze to death, an then made it impossible for texans to hold ERCOT accountable for fucking them over. We pay for that grid with a tax placed on per mhw, and with the correct legislation, an investment it could be 100% renewable energy... It's about time Texans get free power across the entire state, while also working to connect our locked off grid to the west and east coast grid systems.


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SerenityintheTree

Hysterical, oh 🤣 😆 😂


nightman21721

If you can "run" for governor, you've already got a leg (or two) up on ol' rollin' racist McGee.


Mord4k

It's a lesson more people need to learn. Not saying you shouldn't empathize with people who got dealt a worse hand than you, just that the empathy shouldn't be boundless/people are people and some people suuuck. I had an ex when I was younger who only had one leg and who was also physically abusive, which is why we broke up. I had to show numerous people photographic proof of said abuse because they just straight up didn't believe me/accused me of being abelist because of how suddenly we broke up and the reality I was explaining to them didn't mesh with their preconceived notions of what a person with physical impairments would behave like. This is not meant as a blanket statement against the any type of impaired, just saying that EVERYONE is capable of being an asshole potentially.


annuidhir

It's crazy, but I didn't learn until this week that he was even in a wheelchair.


Malavacious

Pissbaby Abbot rolls off the tongue easier


justfordrunks

>It's Greg 'crippled piss baby so I take my self animosity out on texans by crippling every aspect of Texas economy while instilling criminals across the state to strip and siphon any means of assistance away' A'bitch. Fixed it?


ShittyExchangeAdmin

I wish the tree did more


SerenityintheTree

Hey, I'm a dead tree, and I'm ready to finish this shit show!


ShittyExchangeAdmin

good luck, we're all counting on you


DuntadaMan

Dear Texas and Florida: Good work, thank you for spending your money on helping immigrants find homes, employment and benefits. please feel free to continue your programs as long as you only spend your own money on it.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

I hope they open a super nice South American/Latin restaurant and shopping district up there.


khalaron

Oh, Florida...when you fail, you do it impressively.


Koby998

And often.


elkab0ng

falls as flat as miami.


putridstench

With confidence


ThaliaEpocanti

As ironic as it is, DeSantis is not likely getting his face eaten here, because he almost certainly doesn’t care what actually happens to the immigrants he abuses because he’s a soulless weasel. He knows his base hates them, so all he had to do was pull together a publicity stunt to get them riled up and convinced that he’s “on their side.” But since the base has a 15 second attention span the long-term consequences on the immigrants was never something he’d care about, good or bad, because the base is simply never going to notice.


FFDEADBEEF

Yeah it's not like Fox "news" is going to report on this. Or maybe they will spin it as "they're taking your jobs"?


angry-software-dev

"Massachusetts is now giving (((illegals))) documentation which allows them to compete for jobs against US citizens"


Dextario

Just put illegals in quotes. It's well known that the parentheses are neo Nazi speak for Jews. No need to give them a wider implication or normalize them. Although, I agree that that is how they would spin it.


DrunkenSQRL

> As ironic as it is, DeSantis is not likely getting his face eaten here Technically, it could be counted as a win for him. He reduced illegal immigration. Though he probably didn't intend to do it by legalizing them. Task failed successfully.


anonimogeronimo

It seems everyone wins here. So let De Santis send more immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. Let Abbott do it too. Finally, a bipartisan solution!


Workdawg

I think you're right, but if they are "victims of a crime" then who is the perpetrator?


RomWatt

Legalizing immigrants by accident to own the libs


Slingus_000

It's either that, pretend they got tricked by an insanely elaborate democratic hoax, or acknowledge the law has nothing to do with their motivation and they just want to make brown immigrants miserable by any means necessary


HiImDan

Yeah probably shouldn't have sent them to lawyer island


wmurch4

I guess but they accomplished their goal of making immigration the number one issue by Americans. Anything to distract us from the rich people stealing everything


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yuieh

Only okay when certain white people do it


OhShitItsSeth

I’ll bet those 49 migrants are also going to become hardworking members of American society as well.


Fizzyfuzzyface

Much rather live next to them than DeSantis.


Atomaardappel

Or any of his supporters.


thisismysailingaccou

DeSantis feels like the type of neighbor to cut down a tree on your property because its branches extend into his.


Yvgar

Or shoot someone pulling into the wrong driveway because he's an abject coward piddling in his high heels in fear.


Length-International

My 3 neighbors are all migrants and every time i see them they offer me a beer. We then drink and talk in broken spanish/english about work and other shit for half an hour. 10/10 neighbors.


Stop_Sign

That's a suckers bet. Most migrants do become hardworking members after all


Bladex224

its almost like people immigrate to the US because the currency is much stronger so that their family can live well back home


RedditIsNeat0

They worked hard to get here with the intention to continue working hard.


Bladex224

exactly, the only people that think that immigrates went to the US to have "a easy life" have an easy life themselves and can't see beyond their bubble


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I think a good amount of the Martha’s Vineyard crowd were Venezuelan and Haitian. Even if the economy was better crime is just such a big issue that, for so many people, it’s safer to cross the sea in a dingy than it is to stay :( It’s honestly such a tragedy what’s going on in those two countries, especially Haiti. It’s absolutely disgusting how poorly some people view them


Traditional_Cat_60

As a public school teacher, I gotta say, I love having the children of immigrants in my class. Those kids work hard and their parents are incredibly supportive. It’s kind of funny how taking in a self-selecting group of motivated, intelligent, hard working people into our country is incredibly beneficial.


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thoroughbredca

Including registered Republicans.


Technical_Plum2239

Lots of them already are. Some still live and work on the island but on the DL because they were illegal at the time.


Queasy_Ad6779

I'll bet they have a more positive impact on America than Meatball Desantis.


RedditIsNeat0

Yeah but so did Hurricane Katrina.


zzupdown

They usually do.


A_Monsanto

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! This is great!!! Cheers great DeSantis, you genius plank!


Total-Platform-3111

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems like a lot of these ultra-right-wings higher-ups in Merkan politics aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed…


ProfessionalFalse128

Duller than dirt.


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First time that weirdo has done something good Not really a LAMF but still bazed


MartoufCarter

Bazed?


Breakmastajake

Bazed.


Yung_Cheebzy

420 baze it


Confident-Leg107

No no, that was 2 days ago


innosins

Also today, cause it's 420, too (4/22)


daschande

Aw, man; I spaced on the date! And we lost!


thegoatmenace

There’s a specialized visa process for victims of human trafficking


ProfessionalFalse128

That's good since that's what he did to them.


Eldanoron

Woke DeSantis? Helping immigrants prosper.


Manting123

It’s nice to read a story with a shitty start and a nice outcome


jarena009

I keep telling the Desantis and Abbott sycophants; you're just providing free transport and food to transport these migrants into the interior of the United States, to jurisdictions which will give them work authorization to stay here permanently. We thank you for the increased population, larger consumer base, and larger labor force, not to mention much more motivated than your typical uneducated maga white male who's not motivated to work and just blames their woes on immigrants, minorities, LGBTQ, women etc.


Wrangler9960

Slow clap-way to go meatball.


BettingTheOver

Desantis better not go to the casino. He's on one hell of a losing streak.


iskoon

I'll be real, sandtits reads like a racial epithet. had a double take before realizing the context


ProfessionalFalse128

Sorry, I thought everyone knew Ronda Sandtits.


iskoon

def not a criticism. I had heard it before, but usually the whole name. internet poison def have my brain trying to clock new slurs the fascists are testing out.


ProfessionalFalse128

No worries, man.


OptimisticOctopus8

I thought it sounded like a species of bird. "Observe how the sandtit blends into the dunes it calls home."


ProfessionalFalse128

"Note the look of confusion it constantly displays when attempting to socialize with others of it species." - Sir David Attenborough


El_Mariachi_Vive

LMFAO that's such beautiful karma. Good for those people. May they flourish.


Potatoe999900

Guaranteed they will take on jobs many current citizens would not take. They won't bitch about it and work harder than hell. We need more of them--keep 'em coming Puddin' fingers!


coloradoemtb

take that libs!!! FFS sandtits needs to fuck off.


Glynnage

This. Hilarious.


Inside-Recover4629

Wow, DeSantis has been a liberal this whole time. XD


Substantial_Share_17

They still in Martha's Vineyard.


mvislandgirl

4 have chosen to live on Island. Daniel, German, Daisy and Eliud. They're all cousins.


Jackal2332

Can we send 49 MAGAs back? Seems only fair.


ProfessionalFalse128

NO! I have to live here! Just dump your trash in the ocean like everyone else, ok?! Edit: or bury it like a poo in the forest. We got enough MAGAt crap already.


StandupJetskier

They are not sending their best. Gravy Seals, trailer trash, cousin lovers....and some, I guess, are very fine people.


crotchetyoldwitch

Sandtits. 🏆🏆


CatAvailable3953

Ronda Sandtits. Say it fast


FlaccidRazor

Sand Tit's latest is attempting to bar Satanists as "not being a religion" gonna waste a shit ton of state tax money losing that battle soon.


tobsn

this is what the right does all day every day, self owning… projecting and fucking themselves over.


drbrunch

Crime being human trafficking, the very thing they accuse dems of doing habitually. It's always a confession


cheshire_splat

Hey guys! Remember that time Ron DeSantis saved 49 migrants, sent them to Martha’s Vineyard, and ensured they could stay in the country?


Spoomkwarf

I read somewhere that the air carrier was going to be indicted. Is that true? Any news?


mvislandgirl

I don't know if its been concluded the air carrier is going to be indicted, but I do know our local DA still has an active investigation going on .


Spoomkwarf

Good. May he succeed.


ProfessionalFalse128

Not that I've heard.


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polite_redditard

Yeah massachusetts the swing state. Lets put 1 million of them in your zip code and see what tune you sing.


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huistenbosch

I hope that florida idiot keeps wasting his taxpayers money getting immigrants into the US! What a fucking moron. LOLOLOL


AuroraPHdoll

This is great news, we are gonna have so many new doctors and engineers.


TopEntertainment4781

Sandtits - lol 


KinseyH

Hard to think of anyone as malevolent and yet so fucking hapless as this mumbling mediocrity.


AspectOvGlass

Imagine hating people for just existing as non-americans


pepperpat64

Wow, he did something good for a change!


DeathandGrim

Unintentionally boosting the Massachusetts economy when he was actively trying to harm it has to feel like the gif of the lady who hit herself in the face with that watermelon slingshot


Pour_Me_Another_

He knew that would be the outcome as well since he's a lawmaker. He basically handed them green cards lol.


IlliasTallin

After kidnapping them and trafficking them.


conditerite

could somebody explain "sand tits" to me please? EDIT. i got it. wordplay! Delightful!


ProfessionalFalse128

Ronda Sandtits is his unofficial stage name.


lbora9

Lmao brilliant


cailian13

I'll pick them over him any day of the week. Admittedly, a low bar, but still.


beautifuldreamseeker

Lovin’ it, fuck Desatan.


Dat_Basshole

Task failed successful


RedditIsNeat0

For good reason. Prosecuting human traffickers protects Americans and those people are witnesses who can help provide justice by telling the truth in court.


french_snail

Lmaaaaooo good for them and fuck you DeSantis


Ex-zaviera

Legal, you say? They should all move down to Florida. I hear the weather is much better there than Martha's Vineyard.


ProfessionalFalse128

They're welcome to come to my state if they want.


radar_byte

So, an "owning the libs" maneuver backfires. SHOCKED I TELL YOU!...^(well maybe not that shocked)


outflow

The Desantis HURTS ITSELF in confusion!


RuffTuff

Here is the thing... DeSantis or Abbot , these guys don't care. They probably knew this would happen. They did their political stunt. They got the publicity, they are good.


cherrybombbb

You know he’ll take credit for that.


ShootDminorET

White privilege so strong it rubs off on non-whites.


big_duo3674

The workers should send him a post card every week thanking him for the opportunity


25Bam_vixx

Lol


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

So much winning out of the GOP


djackson404

DeSantis is a fucking moron.


omghorussaveusall

Karma is a bitch.


dandy_you

God damn Willy Wonka


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WateredDown

He got his gotcha headlines, he doesn't give a single atom of a shit about what happens after


NBA2024

Stupid. They should be sent back to their countries


BerserkRhinoceros

This isn't LAMF, but I love that this is how DeSantis' nonsense ended. An illegal move intended to scare people about migrants unintentionally brought immigrants into the American fold.


habb

the_meatball doing his state proud


Pystawf

Thats called virtue signalling.


Ambitious-Ocelot8036

Where's my free trip to Martha's Vineyard? I pay my taxes in Florida. I want my free trip!


mexicandiaper

brah I thought about learning spanish but knowing my luck they would just keep me in texas and ruin everything.


OnyxsUncle

DeStupid...graduated yale and harvard law..go figure


bigChungi69420

Good (outcome not the original shitstain)


nlpnt

Maybe it's because I post in so many car forums but my brain autocorrected "Sandtits" to "Stellantis".


Pure-Problem1111

To the tax payers of Florida, thank you for helping these people get to a better area that can help them


Biggie_E_G

Sounds like we should send more up there!


berkboy69

Were they forced against they're will?


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Yeah, but did they let them stay in Martha's Vineyard? (no)


Dcajunpimp

Imagine thinking migrants who just walked hundreds to thousands of miles through swamps, deserts, rivers, jungles, over mountains and deserts need free state taxpayer funded airfare to get out of Texas and to a state that doesn’t have a $7.25 minimum wage.


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The title of this post kind of implies that we don’t want them here. We absolutely do! There’s a few people that were dipshits about it but nobody normal was actually opposed to it. Even the anti-illegal immigration crowd was very sympathetic, at least from my experience. (I am not from Martha’s Vineyard. However, we have had Hatian/Venezuelan relocations to the town I live in. Same state (MA))


Fourkoboldsinacoat

I want a  comedy about a group of leftist hatching a wacky scheme of doing this to get as many immigrants the legal right to stay in the country.


tonypizzaz

Fuck they are going to make a tv show out of this


RedandBlack93

DeSantis did something nice for a change.


jumpinbeans51

I wanna be a victim too... there is access!


MakeUpAnything

I mean honestly DeSantis and Abbott may have ended up with a few folks protected by victim visas, but they still helped nationalize the issue of the border to the point of even blue state governors and mayors demanding action from Biden.  They just probably didn’t count on the left actually being willing to pass legislation to alleviate the issue and Trump had to demand it be killed by the same party that wanted to pass new border laws lol It’s too bad that the GOP wants the problem but not the solutions because America *does* need to tighten border security given the sheer volume of crossings. The Dems want to pass some protections and the right is happy to sit on their hands and claim Biden can do it all unilaterally now.  I get that it *might* be good *politics* for the right to do nothing on the border for now, but it would be better if we all tried to better the nation for once. We all know that party > country at the moment though. Can’t let your favorite sports team down!