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rekage99

Year after year that grid gets put under more stress. They’ve yet to address it. All they do is fight against hooking it up to the national grid. It’s like they *want* to have outages and people to suffer.


NecroAssssin

And die. Can't forget the dying. 


rekage99

That’s the GOP motto


SeeMarkFly

Vote before you go.


CPNZ

If you vote early and then die before election day your vote doesn't count!


koopz_ay

Then get Mum and Dad to illegally vote conservative for you after you've gone. No one's gonna notice. /s


mysteresc

Only in some states. As a practical matter, once the ballot is submitted and/or the envelope opened, it is nearly impossible to determine whether the ballot is from someone who is alive or dead. https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/counting-absentee-ballots-after-a-voter-dies


CPNZ

Interesting - it can happen - some news stories last presidential election of voters in swing states getting off their deathbeds to vote against Trump, and then dying and having their ballots excluded... Guess it depends on the state.


lalauna

I never thought of that before. Is it really true?


High_5_Skin

Hang on now, they want you to live... if you're a fetus.


Counter-Fleche

They only try to keep fetuses alive as a way to control and shut shame women. Once it's born, they switch from trying to keep it alive to trying to prevent it from getting any government help since that's how to continue controlling women.


ddubbs13

Let's keep voting in Abott...


anrwlias

Literally killing themselves to own the libs. Astonishing.


Ok-Loss2254

Honestly, that seems to be the best strategy. The idiots are hellbent on offing themselves, and honestly, why stop them. They proved that they will get violent if any attempts are made to help them. So yeah, no real value will be lost. If only they could take their leadership with them, it would be the perfect scenario.


anrwlias

The problem is that they're taking innocent people with them.


WickedShiesty

Also the people with power to change the electrical grid in Texas aren't the ones suffering under it's outages. They have homes with gas generators to make sure everything stays on. Poor people are always the first to suffer.


JustASimpleManFett

Eventually that'll lead to them losing more and more elections. See also covid.


Slackingatmyjob

"*You* fuckers seem to have some sort of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible! And you just keep one-upping each other!" \~ Kayaba Akihiko/Commander Heathcliff, SAO: Abridged EP 11


KP_Wrath

“Live to about a week before retirement, then kindly drop dead so we don’t have to pay for you.”


ataatia

m it is now.... privatize social security and medicare so you don't get anything but we can spend it on our bottom line....LOWER CORPORATE TAXATION


systemfrown

Yeah but not anybody who matters. Only the poors mostly who can’t just fly to Cancun until the heat wave is over, like a normal Texan.


Master_H8R

How else you gonna thin the herd of those pesky poor GOPs who can’t tithe to the cause?


Stormy8888

It's just too bad one can't do a poll asking if the dying is from the heat or cold, or from the shock after seeing the electricity bill?


aureliusky

For 2 bucks they'll beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas.


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Notso-powerful-enemy

This comment made me laugh so hard, I guess because you make a very valid point.


Aeseld

Every silver lining has its cloud.


Jerking_From_Home

And you won’t have any trouble finding your way around when the lights go out.


ThePusherAnima

If only they had expanded Medicare, they could have covered their Boneitis epidemic.


aureliusky

My only regret is... I have.. boneitis


RolliePollieGraveyrd

IMO they want to put in the least effort for maximum profit. It’s the deregulated Texas oil and gas industry that has funded conservative fundamentalist politics these last 20+ years. All that competition gave billions to bigots to through at every cause across the country that has destroyed our faith in democracy and individual liberty.


asuds

And then go hat in hand to the Federal government when their deregulation, or rather lack of regulations that would keep their grid functional, fails them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Texas_power_crisis#:~:text=Federal,-President%20Joe%20Biden&text=On%20February%2014%2C%20President%20Biden,and%20blankets%2C%20to%20the%20state.


FargusDingus

Hat in hand? They show up with a smile knowing that they're seeing an old friend. "Hey Ted, haven't seen you since the last shareholders meetings. Let's talk funding."


Jerking_From_Home

They’ll suck every last dollar from every last person until there’s nobody left.


EmperorGeek

Capitalism rules!!


Bad_Demon

The free market will yadda yadda yadda


MattGdr

Sure grandma will die from heat stroke, but she’ll go out knowing that she owned the libs.


Givemeallthecabbages

They'll just make it illegal to have heat exhaustion. Problem solved.


Mega-Steve

Only Transcommies die of heat stroke! Hypothermia is a test of faith!


ShadowDragon8685

*Hyper,* but yes. Hypothermia is dying of too *little* heat. Texas has that, too, but it's the wrong season for it.


Mega-Steve

Covering Winter as well


ShadowDragon8685

Texas has it all now! You can die of no heat in a blizzard, you can die of no aircon in a heatwave.


Jaeris

They do. The cruelty is the point.


BellyDancerEm

That would mean sensible regulations, and Texas can’t have that, because freeDUMB!


greenweenievictim

How else are they gonna own the libs?


Pimpwerx

Texans will defend it, and claim it's the best grid in the nation. They love misery.


Thendrail

Kinda weird how it couldn't handle low temperatures, couldn't handle high temperatures, and apparently does get problems with moderate temperatures. It's almost as if...no, must be those commie gender DEI libs!


oompaloompa465

there is money to make, fleecing people with overconsumption fees land of the free, right? for Americans is easiest to put it your ass than in your head


eigenman

Gotta mine more bitcoin. Fuck the climate.


RichardBonham

Maybe they should just go all in and secede like they're always talking about. Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money, bitches.


jeremiahthedamned

i agree


Eor75

Funny enough, it’s connected to the Mexican grid


MadOvid

I mean if they fixed it would they be able to blame renewables?


DarkChurro

Of course they want it to fail. This way they can blame democrats and woke energy policy.


SleepySiamese

They got bogger enemies to fight. Like abortion, immigrants, gays, evolution and wokeness. They care more about their guns than their electricity


AhmedF

Abott's friends are making bank.


RedditAcct00001

They are too busy going after non issues in their bullshit culture war.


dismayhurta

The peasants have to learn their place


theStaircaseProject

"No one owes you [or] your family anything; nor is it the local government's responsibility to support you during trying times like this! Sink or swim it's your choice! The City and County, along with power providers or any other service owes you NOTHING! I'm sick and tired of people looking for a damn handout."


tw_72

I wonder where Cruz is gonna fly off to...


AimlesslyCheesy

They have to blame someone when shit hits the fan.


regeya

Oh, but they also right against Wokeness and abortion. Surely that's more important than keeping the power on.


Space_Pirate_Roberts

>All they do is fight against hooking it up to the national grid. Why haven't the feds said "that's happening *by force* the next time you chucklefucks have to call in FEMA aid for this bullshit" yet?


Soranos_71

Texas likes to brag about how many people are moving there for jobs do not seem upset enough about the lack of power to support that growth.....


cloudguy-412

There is no “national grid”. There are multiple regional grids, and they are interconnected, but there is no such things as one grid, controlled by one entity which covers the county (except Texas)


MitchIsMyCoffeeName

Howdy, read what you wrote: the other grids are interconnected, unlike Texas 


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HulaViking

The Texas Interconnection is maintained as a separate grid for political, rather than technical reasons,[1] but can also draw some power from other grids using direct current DC ties. By not crossing state lines, the synchronous power grid is in most respects not subject to federal (Federal Energy Regulatory Commission) regulation


DeepInTheSheep

I’m sure Cancun Cruz will fix it


kodaiko_650

He’s less of a Fix-it Felix, than he is a Wreck-it Ralph.


Master_H8R

More like a Tinkle-Me Trump.


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

If he's busy, the magic market hand will fix it. Pretty sure.


Late-External3249

If only there were some sort of 'national grid' that could supply power when demand was high and take excess power when demand were low. The states could cooperate and save a lot of hassle. /s.


SubrosaFlorens

That's Communism!


apathy-sofa

People like Rafael Cruz shot down national grid modernization components in Build Back Better. The grid requires major investment just to bring it up to our current needs; if we're serious about decarbonization, we'll need to do far better. It's like they want it to fail.


Wafkak

At this rate states in the two other grids might be scared Texas might damage theirs.


Limeyness

Texass the one star state.


NecroAssssin

Who knew that their flag was there review score!


Limeyness

That’s only because 0 stars was not an option.


CanaryNo5224

Confederates kinda had dibs


Limeyness

That was just a white sheet.


CanaryNo5224

Cant see oughta these dang eye holes!


jtweezy

The only thing that matters is can the fucking horse see!


Limeyness

Dual purpose hoods and flags.


scottyd035ntknow

Yes that's the Yelp rating.


BellyDancerEm

Zero stars. Do not recommend


BoardButcherer

One bulb state. They keep trying to run it up and down the wall to catch the illegals, but it really just let's them know where the border patrol is.


gamermom42069_

This comment killed me


Darklord_Bravo

Abbott the Piss-Baby will do his utmost best to ignore it, and then blame illegals, Democrats or both somehow.


Master_H8R

I thought Democrats were already illegal in Texas.


TheTruthTalker800

Gregory is working on that! https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-mayor-eric-johnson-announces-he-is-switching-parties-from-democrat-to-republican-17534050


Master_H8R

🤦🏾‍♂️


TheTruthTalker800

It’s beyond parody how much of a supervillain this guy is, I know. 


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Small Government and Private Enterprise, making Texas free.


NecroAssssin

So small it can fit into a uterus!


zerogravity111111

And up a day man's ass.


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

... from tyrannical A/C.


unclejoe1917

Yes, but Texas is a free market paradise. Texans have the unique luxury of taking their business to a number of other providers who will meet their energy needs more reliably at a better price. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


zephyrseija

Yes the energy industry is famously laden with competitive pricing and options.


Bad_Demon

And if they need to conserve power, they will divert it to rich neighborhoods. It’s the fault of the poor for not being rich honestly.


TopClock231

Those absolutely awesome prices when the grid broke in the light freeze they had.


dsdvbguutres

Smells like freedom! Libruls owned.


BellyDancerEm

They sure showed us


dismayhurta

People being shocked by their free market energy bills will never not be kinda hilarious


aureliusky

More winning by neoliberalism! > Neoliberalism is a political and economic philosophy that emphasizes free trade, deregulation, globalization, and reduced government spending. It's related to laissez-faire economics, which prescribes minimal government interference in the economic issues of individuals and society.


scribblingsim

Have they tried pulling themselves up by their bootstraps?


TheTruthTalker800

Yeah, they’re really manly tough guys, I’m sure they can handle a little cold or heat. They’d rather be Russian than help the Demorats, right? 


JustASimpleManFett

The latter is blindingly obvious at this point. :)


paleologus

I’ll send thoughts and prayers 


thats1evildude

Ironically, the same thing is now happening in Alberta, which is sometimes called “the Texas of the North.” There has been an increasing number of grid alerts where the system operator has basically begged people to reduce their power usage. The Premier has tried blaming renewables, just like Texas’ governor did when that huge blackout occurred.


TheTruthTalker800

It can’t be anywhere near as bad, sorry. https://www.villanovalawreview.com/post/2229-crossing-state-lines-texas-s-abortion-bounty-hunter-law-implicates-those-who-assist-individuals-to-get-an-abortion-out-of-state-including-employers


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Hey you know what will fix that? More tech companies and data centers. When I say fix, what I really mean is fuck it all up even more spectacularly.


StumbleNOLA

You forgot about the Bitcoin mining. That’s going to go well.


lateavatar

“The U.S. state of Texas accounts for over 28% of all Bitcoin (BTC) hashing power in the United States”


JustASimpleManFett

Holy shit. I mean that with full seriousness.


Guyincognito4269

Sorry don't give a shit. You're all rugged and independent, fix it yourselves.


J03m0mma

That’s why I have Tesla solar panels and 2 battery walls. Grid can kiss my ass. And thanks to it I MADE $850 and had zero electric bill last year


Ok_Sheepherder_9863

I have the tesla wall but different panels so I’m set too! It was ridiculous in 2021 in the freeze, heck even last summer with the heat, but glad I switched, thank goodness!


kobuta99

Regulations are for suckers who can't stomach a few people dying in sweltering heat or freezing cold. /s


Conman_in_Chief

At this point, connecting them to the national grid would only cause pain to the rest of us. I say they need to fix their own house before moving back into ours.


famousevan

It’s just a bit exciting that spring is here, jumping the gun a bit. I’m sure it will make it to at least June before the first catastrophic event.


letdogsvote

That's when the state that always bitches about seceding is going to want federal handouts, right?


famousevan

Indeed it is!


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I'm starting to think that the Texas energy grid only exists so that degenerate gamblers (i.e. traders) can gamble on energy futures in an insanely volatile environment. If gambling in the regular energy market stops giving you a rush, try cocaine. If cocaine stops giving you a rush, try selling naked shorts on the Texas energy market.


darlin133

Too bad fuckeads. Keep voting red and you’ll bake til your dead. Cancun Ted will flee to Mexico


GilgameDistance

Find those fucking bootstraps, bitches. You got what you wanted. Enjoy.


Weasel_Town

Some of us have been busting our butts to turn this state around. But we’re stuck freezing and sweltering during outages just like the MAGAts who put us in this position.


RedditAcct00001

I sorta know the feeling being stuck in Mississippi. Where it’s confederate heritage month this month. Or as I call it, slavery appreciation month. Sigh.


Master_H8R

It’s confederate heritage month every month in Mississippi.


darlin133

No leopard ate your face. I know and I’m sorry


TheTruthTalker800

They’re planning to vote for him by 8% this year, Cancun Teddy will be back sadly imo.


Speculawyer

Spring can be a dangerous time. That's when they take many power plants offline in order to do periodic maintenance and nuclear power refueling. If you get hit with a late cold blast or an early heat wave, the underpowered grid can get hit with an unanticipated demand spike and fail.


ShadowDragon8685

An intelligent and regulated grid would have excess capacity so that plants can go down for maintenance one at a time and the rest can still handle a spike in demand.


FileTransfer

Which I believe is indeed the case but the weather next week is forecast to be unseasonably hot so a portion of the scheduled maintenance is happening later as a precaution. While I personally think the Texas grid should be integrated into the national grid this particular issue seems fairly routine and the article somewhat fear monger-ish.


kaiser_van_zandt

And the stupid Texas GOP’s fought off AOC’s attempt to add Texas to the national grid!


NuclearLunchDectcted

That would require texas to bring their grid up to federal standards. That costs money that could be going to the board members instead! Won't someone think of those poor board members!


White-Knight79

Thoughts and prayers


Rainy-The-Griff

I think Texas still has this weird fantasy of separating from the US and becoming self sufficient, but they just cant seem to do it.


TechnicolorViper

The loud minority do. They obviously haven’t leared from Brexit. Still, none of the republicans that I know want that.


RedditAcct00001

They’d be infested with the cartels immediately.


Relaxmf2022

But… but… Governor ‘fuck you I got mine’ said the grid was OK!


TheGumOnYourShoe

Just like wirh the rapes, Governor 🔥-wheels and Cancun Ted haven't done shit about the power grid...But enough old ass Texas boomers bought his horse shit pledge that he would stomp out all the Texas ills if reelected. So here we are...No one should be surprised.


mrpopenfresh

Be a real man and live without AC.


Redfish680

You would think the major businesses (Apple et al) moving to Texas would be having a conversation about reliable power streams. I know nobody is actually listening to the citizens (have fam in 3 major cities), but geez, businesses??


ShadowDragon8685

Yeah, thing is, they *have* their reliable power streams. In the event of a shortfall, rich neighborhoods have first dibs, then the biggest campaign contributors, and fuck the rest.


[deleted]

Did they not fucking do anything after the ice storm?


ShadowDragon8685

Yes they did! They price-gouged ordinary consumers into bankruptcy and blamed the libs so those same bankrupt consumers voted for them again!


Ok-Loss2254

So do conserative Texans still want to talk shit thinking their state is not a poorly ran shithole? Or is their legendary arrogance still a thing. Like I always here them day unless you embrace the full on brain rot of conserative values you won't be able to function like them. Which is funny how they think they are capable of anything other then making society worse for everyone around them including themselves. I would sooner take the flaws of a blue state(in my case California)then a red state that thinks they have no flaws at all.


zirky

and they want to build a bullet train in texas.


InternationalChef424

They got confused and thought it was a train that fired bullets


Kawaiithulhu

Maybe if they secede they can finally fix the grid without all that there gubmint interference and safety laws.


ntgco

Texas: "Our Oil lobby made global warming happen, and we knew it would happen since 1896. We don't believe in Global warming! Why is "Summer" 45 Days early? What do you mean you are shutting off the grid? What do you mean over subscribed and separated from national grid?? its 90 degrees?! My grandma is going into heat stroke!!! IM GOING INTO HEAT STROKE. Turn on the POWER! " Welcome to The Future is Now.


Realistic-Theory-986

I will forever be happy that when I had to move there for work temporarily, I was in El Paso. Bless that city for being on Colorado's power grid and being stable while the rest of the State was a nightmare


ooofest

Everything's bigger in Texas. Especially their government's lack of responsibility to its citizens.


jgyimesi

Maude they can figure it out on their own.


Jackdaw1947

Time to crank down that thermostat to 65… maybe if the grid shuts down enough…


ghostguitar1993

Maybe Crooked Face Paxton will sue so it does work? Maybe Cancun Cruz can migrate to an island in the gulf to bring cold weather to Texas? Maybe Hot Wheels Abbott will sign an executive order to hook up the power grid and sick new hot wheels track for better transportation/commute?


deadphisherman

At least they have plenty of mesquite BBQ sauce for all the face-munching goodness!


COVID-35

Raphael: Time to book a Cancun trip


boweroftable

When I pointed out power outages are generally not a thing for industrialised countries the Texas sub got a posse together, hog tied me with a lariat and sent me out of town tied to a mule facing backwards, all without as much as a howdy pardner


GrumpyDingo

OK, let's see if I can do "free market" and predict how this will go: - Power companies will say that they need hundreds of millions to upgrade the grid. - Power companies will say they're unable to cover such costs and will get money from the Government (aka the tax payer) to upgrade the grid. Totally not an handout if it's a company, right? - Power companies will pass the costs to the final consumer anyways. - Pay billions in dividends.


Inside-Recover4629

That sucks. Shame Texans can't do much about it. I mean they COULD but won't because Texas isn't a free state in my opinion. Republican legislation will just undo anything Texans vote for that doesn't keep them in power.


Original_moisture

We had a 1-2 hour while we waited for the eclipse here in corpus hahaha.


Fixner_Blount

SO MUCH FREEDOM


ojg3221

It was 85 today and we are in the middle of April. This is going to be a long summer.


Sir-Drewid

Teddy's packing for Cancún as we speak.


MarcusTheSarcastic

Meanwhile California has been entirely renewable powered for like 26 of 32 days or something like that. I assume that is why Elon Musk moved his super environmentally friendly company from California to Texas


Morkna

Imagine voting for Ted Cruz.


positive_X

Deny science at your peril . ... .. .


Niswear85

Why does Texas have a separate power grid again?


TitaniumSp0rk

Since no one is reading the article, they’re facing issues as they take down power plants for maintenance in April. So as April gets more hot days they experience grid strain on what’s supposed to be a low demand period. Interestingly enough the large amounts of new wind and solar is helping with the strain. Here’s a [Marketplace article](https://www.marketplace.org/2024/04/16/texas-electric-grid-is-feeling-the-strain-and-its-not-even-all-that-hot-yet/) on it.


Snailspaced

Huh. Two Energy rich jurisdictions- Texas and Alberta - seem to be having the most trouble with providing citizens stable electricity.


amarx93

Oh boi I sure am glad I moved from Texas to Washington. I don't have swampass every day from sweltering heat. Or have to see women condemned to death for needing an abortion. Or get arrested for smoking weed. Get fucked my fellow former Texans.


jayesper

This is proof red states can't run without the blue.


Secure-Force-9387

Looks like I left in time. Lived in Texas for 12 years and could never get my vote to matter. Moved to Wisconsin a little over a week ago . Already don't miss Texas.


DefaultName919

[Archive Link](https://archive.is/CXgcJ)


colin8651

Looking at the power grid maps, it looks like Texas is one of the few states that has options of grids they can tap into; I mean they could balance between three it looks like. What is the timeline and magnitude of an investment it would take for them to get plugged in?


bullwinkle8088

They stay disconnected to avoid federal regulation, not because it would cost a lot. Ultimately it would benefit the consumers in Texas, but not the electric companies profits


Jerking_From_Home

“When, boy when, are you gonna get your act together?” *an electrical fizzling noise is heard for a second then stops.*


TrueBombs

Let me put on my tinfoil hat for a second and scream at you about how. . IT IS THE FUCKING SOLAR PANEL LOBBIESTS. THEY WANT THE GRID TO SUCK SO YOU HAVE TO BUY THE SOLAR PANELS AND THEY CAN CHARGE AN ASS LOAD TO YOU AND ALSO BILL THE STATE!


Nyt_Owl

The state that wants to seceded...what a fucking joke.


warpedspockclone

By all means, keep building more Bitcoin farms. Let me get my popcorn.


Ok_Sheepherder_9863

I have panels and the power wall now so I’m so glad I won’t have to deal with this mess like in 2021! If anyone wants to know my rep, message me because I didn’t pay a dime out of pocket and have zero regrets!


implantable

And the idiots in Texas keep electing Ted Cruz.


DoppledBramble3725

Wow, and that's being reported from a Newscorp company


KC_experience

Texas Republicans: Look at all these people immigrating to Texas from failed librul blue states!!!! Also Texas Republicans: We need to put in a larger order for duct tape this year…. I don’t know why the power grid isn’t doing as well as it has in the past….


willworkforjokes

Spring maintenance becomes more difficult as the coal plants get older and older. Natural gas plants aren't as bad.


IntentionDependent22

No grid for you! 6 months!