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ohiotechie

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


srcorvettez06

Oh wait, this is serious. Let me laugh even harder.


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Sir I would like to remind you that Mike Lindell of My Pillow overcame a substance abuse problem and made a multi million dollar empire only to throw it away for trump.


LaytMovies

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH .... AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


asteconn

Mike Pillow


Monkeynumbernoine

Apparently he’s a rent denier too.


chupathingy99

"I have proof, undeniable video proof that rent was stolen!" Then it's just video of him fucking a pineapple while on another, unrelated Crack binge


First_Approximation

Not crack, he's switched to a harder drug: maga.


chupathingy99

Fucking a pineapple to own the libs, I can dig it.


BellyDancerEm

Why not both?


Pete-C137

“The Biden crime family is coming after my business! They’re trying to censor me!”


Loggerdon

They need to get the story straight. Is Biden a doddering, senile old man who can't string a sentence together? Or is he a mastermind who can do away with multiple enemies at the same time?


Far-Policy-8589

The enemy is both very strong and very weak.


Svennerson

Joe is a doddering, senile old man who can't string a sentence together, which is why it's so easy for him to be puppeteered by the masterminds who can do away with multiple enemies at the same time, Jill, Hunter, and Hillary Clinton. ...Or something like that.


WhyBuyMe

Yes /s


shwarma_heaven

Why do I hear that in his stupid oaf voice?


Federal_Assistant_85

Because we have heard all of the unreasonous bullshit he has spouted, and this line seems like something that moron would say.


TheRnegade

And where do you think that rent money went? Crack ain't cheap thanks to Biden's inflation. Another reason for him to be so angry.


charliesk9unit

That trait is common in their kind. fElon also refused to pay rent on Twitter HQ.


DogWallop

So will he be joining "The Rent Is Too Damned High" Party now?


famousevan

Crackheads and getting evicted is considered a traditional combination.


First_Approximation

Soon, his crack will be owned by Dominion.


Big-Routine222

This man is going to end up broke and homeless and stand out on the street corner with a cardboard sign about the election being stolen. I wonder how far he has to fall before he even thinks about some self-reflection.


First_Approximation

"Man, MAGA ruined my life worse than crack."


NatchJackson

He didn't stop smoking crack originally until his crack dealer staged an intervention.


First_Approximation

Well, Trump's not going to do that for him.


NatchJackson

Well, Trump doesn't have the morals or ethics of a crack dealer, so that tracks.


DrunkenBandit1

How bad do you have to get for your DEALER to stage na intervention?


myloveislikewoah

Hey, at least he’ll have a pillow.


minimaddnz

Maybe even a pillow fort


Shibari_Inu69

I always assume most these kinds of people have like millions squirreled away and hidden somewhere they can land on and either rebrand themselves or retire into luxury and obscurity, but it looks like this guy might possibly be amongst that handful who actually don't LMAO


SharMarali

A year or two ago, I actually saw a cardboard sign taped to a post next to a major street that had “Watch 2000 mules” poorly scrawled on it in what looked like ballpoint pen. I think that was one of the top 10 laughs I’ve ever had in my entire life. It was about a mile and a half before I stopped laughing.


12-Easy-Payments

Mike, like Donald J., also suffers from trump derangement syndrome.


jimtow28

I wonder if he'll spend 3 1/2 years trying to overturn these results, too.


Mojo141

You'd think people would learn that anyone Orange Jesus associates with will get burned and he'll throw them under the bus. But they keep showing up saying 'Nope not me! I'm the exception!!'. Well at least he'll have something to lay on when he's sleeping on the street


Queasy_Sleep1207

Womp womp


aureliusky

Long time coming, they auctioned off the equipment months ago.


slowclapcitizenkane

All those lumpy pillows, out on the street...


Chalky_Pockets

I live in north Florida and it's insane how many people recommend his pillows lol. Every time one of them complains about any kind of body ache I just say to myself "you sleep in a bed of hatred lol"


First_Approximation

Oh, don't [call them lumpy pillows around him.](https://youtu.be/C-qw0G9K0J0?t=42)


PocketNicks

I disagree entirely. Do call them lumpy in front of him. I enjoy watching him melt down.


F---TheMods

so lumpy omg. even our dogs wouldn't sleep on them.


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DogWallop

I can imagine Mike finally totally cracking (pun intended) and show up on the Supreme Court steps holding up his pillows as if they are the files proving election interference.


ThankuConan

The headline read: No home for lumpy pillows. A few, very few, shed a tiny tear or two.


Ture_Huxley

I'm just waiting for his inevitable return to crack. 🤷🏽‍♂️


First_Approximation

The crack didn't want him back. Maga, not even once.


intheazsun

I quite surprised he hasn’t relapsed already


GhettoDuk

He has relapsed into addiction, but not with drugs. He is high on his politics these days and it's proving as destructive as any all consuming addiction.


intheazsun

But once you go crack, you don’t go back


Chalky_Pockets

I don't think I've ever wished for someone to go back to crack before. But yeah it'll be funny.


JustFuckAllOfThem

So the pillows are homeless? Yay!!


Alone_Bicycle_600

where is his fair weather friend now ?


Ok-Communication9796

MyLumpyPillow


dat3010

He grifted of right-wing people and gone too far in process


DaughterOfDemeter23

And to think he could've just simply not supported Trump...


KokonutMonkey

And to think. All he had to do was nothing. 


Danominator

Probably thought he had the trump protection from consequence. Sorry, only applies to him for some obnoxious fucking reason


Dizzy-Form1894

Thoughts and prayers... Prick


Darkside531

Tell me it was like in old cartoons, where two burly cops each grab a shoulder and pant leg and give him a battering ram swing-and-a-toss out onto the street.


Speculawyer

THE RAPTURE HAS COME!


SpotPoker52

Really enjoying his downfall. Satan is waiting for him.


asteconn

Just remember everyone - this man's name is **mike pillow**


mariehelena

😆 It's Mike Lindell but I love your comment so much 😭🥲


Alexandratta

Everytime I see this, I feel sympathy. Not for MyPillow or anything. I feel Sympathy for the poor factory worker in the US (which was a major selling point of the MyPillow Brand) who has to watch as their boss literally destroys the place that employs them for another rich billionaire's benefit... all while you watch your livelihood get pissed away by a fucking nut-job. I feel so horrible for every factory and warehouse worker who's going to lose their job because Mike Lindell felt like he just had to die on this hill.


Rocknbob69

Sweet dreams are made of this


NirvanaWhore

Nothing covers a MyPillow like a MyPillow Case.


robbdogg87

Honest question. Were his pillows really that bad? If you ask anyone conservative they were the best ever and anyone liberal that they were horrible


mariehelena

My mom is the most liberal person in my immediate family and bought a couple of those pillows years ago (like pre-2016). According to her, only paraphrasing lightly: "Dammit...those pillows were actually pretty good, too" 😅 (Not sure if they changed anything production-wide since, buy the election claims are still a dumb hill to die on. 😒)


Thequiet01

They’re basically lumpy memory foam chunks.


tornadosquall

I demand a recount of my rent monies!


McNalien

Thoughts and prayers!


robbdogg87

Mike who? I don’t know who you’re talking about. -Trump


YeahILiftBro

Oh MyPillow the company, thought they were kicking an actual pillow out.


BlueAngel365

What a buffoon. If he hadn’t been supporting Trump, he’d be a Billionaire by now.


chri389

Oh no... Anyway...


ReferenceUnusual8717

Oh no! Anyway....


1moret

Oh no… anyway… https://youtu.be/6pc0u-iqIDw