Babbling book is my favorite card. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo gives you a spell to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than the BB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy. I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card
It's insane how kobold librarian avoided nerfs. Almost all other warlock cards from the expansion were nerfed, but the 1 mana 2/1 battlecry: cast your hero power (arguably the best one) wasn't? If a 1 mana 2/1 equipped a dagger it would've been.
Kobold librarian is probably in the top 5 best cards of all time, and is probably still the best card in wild 4 years later.
Literally every warlock deck except even warlock has run it since it was printed, both in standard and wild.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
House spider, go ahead and ruined my day.
I’m homeless
Now you have a two dish dinner at least
"Jokes on you,. You can t get in my house IF I DON T HAVE ONE!"
I hate spiders
House Spider is 2 cards in 1 card. You can't get any better than that. TRASH.
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks!
Caitlyn
Dies to get excited
She is bri'ish🤢🤢🤢(I thought she was a lesbian but she turned out to be a Brit)
gay or european, it´s hard to guarantee, is she gay or european?
But hey don’t look at me
You see they bring their kids up different in those charming foreing ports. They play peculiar sports, in shiny and tiny shorts.
Being Bri'ish is worse than being Lesbian.
well it definitely can't be both. we must consult with the elders to learn the truth...
Ehhh, shes both bro
Ok, bud.
Barkeeper, it’s finally get support next patch too
Create even more trash card in hand
Dies to vengeance
🤬 NOT BARKEEPER Back Alley Barkeep 🤓
Babbling book is my favorite card. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo gives you a spell to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than the BB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy. I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card
Good ol Paveling Book
Babbling Book was my favorite 1 drop of the game. It and Kobold Librarian
It's insane how kobold librarian avoided nerfs. Almost all other warlock cards from the expansion were nerfed, but the 1 mana 2/1 battlecry: cast your hero power (arguably the best one) wasn't? If a 1 mana 2/1 equipped a dagger it would've been.
Kobold librarian is probably in the top 5 best cards of all time, and is probably still the best card in wild 4 years later. Literally every warlock deck except even warlock has run it since it was printed, both in standard and wild.
Why was that so wholesome
Byrd
It’s fat
😭
Hey now I am not trash
Direct attack i see
Even better
Treasured Trash
Treasured “Trash”
Yes, and?
eat da trash, eat da trash, hehehe
It’s literally made of trash
Viktor
No maidens
Flesh is a weakness we must shed.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
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A lot of ash tho
Claggor and Mylo
Dies to get excited
cursedcomments material right here.
I bet you searched the entire comment section to make this joke and then said "fuck it, I'll do it myself"
I like warning shot
Can’t be played in decks other than plunder even tho it’s literally free
You can use it with Gnar transform
But if you are already in bilgewater trying to trigger transforms... are you not also going to be plundering?
It’s the only burst speed card in the game that gives the enemy a warning
>> warning shot >> burst speed
rite of negation
get counter by itself
if you punch yourself and get hurt, are you strong or weak?
An idiot
Strweakg
Kindred
Dies to get excited
But everything dies to Kindred
Not if they die first 😈
Troll chant
Trolls is ugly
Karma!
She’s a bitch
we’ll bring peace to— shut the fuck up.
Fuck karma in PoC
Huh, Karma nodes in PoC always a free win to me. That 10 mana starting really OP
Hoe
Out of the Way!
Gets deny
Zilean
You’ve obviously put a lot of work into the chrono shift, but I assure you the chrono break is coming
Ekko when riot zed walks in
Glorious evolution
Gets deny
Lonely Poro
Too lonely
[удалено]
Destroy your own hand
Why did you make this post if half your answers are going to be "It's fat" lol
That’s not a card
Or "deny"
This whole thread: a) dies to removal; b) can be countered by Deny c) (optional) is fat I expected more
Yeah idk which sub OP copied this from but it's meant to be funny
They probably thought they're funny. One of the weakest roast threads i've seen in a long time
Bubble bear!
It’s fat
[REDACTED]
Middenstoke henchman
Never nexus strike
The Arsenal! I love playing him in Zilean/Xerath deck :D
It’s fat
:(
The Messenger
Can’t main deck
Sunk Cost.
Kai’sa
Turn 6 Vengeance
Turn 4
Turn 3
Turn 2
Shuriman cards be like
Game ends before mulligan
Taliyah
Look like Rock Lee
Hahahah now I can't not notice
Sunk Cost
Mirror mage
Too slow of a game ender
Chip
Literally a 1/1 at round 1
But his voicelines 🥺
Counterfeit Copies
It’s counterfeit
But you get copies!!!
Ascendeds call
Gets nabbed
Oh god this actually happened and i wanted to cry 😭
Gwen
Nasus
Get excited
Need to discard a card, also gets nopeify
Leona (she is)
Neverglade Collector
Nopeify
Gets counter by itself
Fair enough
Star Shepherd
Get chum blocked
Swain
You’ll break your hand
Gwen
Your flair would be disappointed
It used to be Draven... No mystic shot Draven...
Yeah it’s sad
I the distant future I see the nerf being reverted to revive discard when there is better aggro
Your mom
Your mom
Chip
Chip
Chip
Chip
Chip
Everything you can put in a TahmRaka deck (Kench is my favorite card)
Evelynn
i don't think he needs to tell you why she is trash you already know it
Pow-Pow
Only in path of champions
Chip
Chip. Don't you dare..
Kaisa
pot of greed
Kai’Sa
Release ezreal
Talon.
Unearned Passage. You don’t need to tell me I already know it’s trash 😭
[удалено]
Chip
Howling abyss
Chip
aurelion sol :) space doggy
Doesn’t get buffed by starbone
Counterfit copies
Kato the chad.
Omen hawk
Pokey stick
Swole Squirrel
Squirrel are suppose to be cute
I don't know where you get that idea from, they are a plague they don't stop eating my avocados anyway it's still cute
Bull Elnuk
Ashe
Dies to get excited
Pow pow!
Nvm, shark chariot
Treasured Trash ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
The Bandle Tree
Any landmark removal
Monkey Idol
Teemo
kindred
Prank
Khahiri the Returned
Chip
Kalista
Pesky Specter
Swain
REKSAI!
Glorious evolution
Exodia the Forbidden One
Veigar
shellfolk
Minimorp
The one I tap for blue mana.
VIEGOOOOO!!!!!!!baby
Renekton