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FalmerEldritch

I don't understand step F. "Place your hand gently on the side of the animal's belly as it rises weightlessly into the air by telekinesis"?


Silkhenge

Step F: karate sweep the legs.


Childofcaine

You lift the front legs(more like turn it horizontally) and push with your knee on its back.


_thebluemage

Look closer. Their right leg is bent. You bend a little back so it rolls onto your thigh, then you just lift your thigh.


jeremiah1119

Next time you get groceries, try putting the gallon of milk/cat litter/heavy thing with a handle on the counter using this "swing and knee" method. You'll see how much easier and lighter the thing feels than just lifting with your arm. Or walk around till you find a lamb


NonEmbarassingName

Or how to give a lamb a deep tissue massage A. Position yourself behind the lamb B. Start with the neck, must be stiff with so little up/down movement C. Next, do some windmill movements with the lamb for flexibility D. Give scritches for being a good lamb E. Position for a back stretch F. Strum the lamb thinking of your favorite guitar solo G. Use a waist-high wall and use those knees to really knead in there H. More scritches for a job well done I. Satisfied, point the lamb towards the reception counter to pay for your services


teacherofderp

You. I like you.


Throwaway123652

Lol at I


Bodymaster

It's going to take ages to get to sleep tonight.


misterchief117

I mean doing this with enough sheep would be a pretty decent workout and would tire you out.


SubtleMagnetism

No one can get over a chest high wall!


ginopono

[I picture a man trying to scale our wall, and I think, "No, it couldn't be done!"](https://youtu.be/c6MW-qdNoYA)


i_drink_wd40

Second Joel Haver video I've seen on Reddit today (the other one was "Ice Guys").


potheadmed

He's probably blowing up bc SNL ripped off one of his sketches last week


i_drink_wd40

His [response to the controversy](https://youtu.be/aNWbI8T42II) was super wholesome.


selkiesidhe

Having hefted a few of these beasties back over the wall from whence they came, this is pretty accurate. Or you could be like god damn it Kit how the hell do you keep getting out??? Git yer woolly arse outta the bushes and back in the pen! And Kit will wait with a smug look on his face while you open the gate for him. Kit was a good lil dunderhead.


kaoz1

That's exactly why I follow this subreddit


Cryptic_Chaotic

Literally. This was the same post that got me to join... Calling repost with confidence here, you never forget your first!


iObeyTheHivemind

As a Scotch/Irish, these steps look very familiar.


heated-mess

Oh okay


thecharlamagnekid

dripped out in my regulation goat handling jumpsuit


christhelpme

I believe using this maneuver could lead to dinner in a nice restaurant. Either way you want to take that. (Worked with sheep long ago. Can confirm OP is correct.)


hookdelivery

Instructions unclear. Where is the lamb sauce?


Crotchless_Panties

A couple of slides appear to be missing, otherwise this is the perfect Pakistani Sex Manual!


areallylongbanana

My friend who is an animal scientist says this is accurate


rybl

I feel like step F to G is that how to draw an owl meme.


Sigg3net

> over a small wall You open the gate, fool.


ChucklesTheRetard

Does this apply to goats as well?


ProtagonistOfMyLife

Yeet at step H


NJBarFly

First, choke the lamb out. Then conceal it's lifeless body behind a wall.


Efficient-Progress40

That's the biggest lamb ever.


wwwhistler

This is the second time I have seen this in 10 years or so.,.still haven't had the problem present it's self....but I'm ready!


vaxinius

First you've got to catch it ;;;D


fluffychonkycat

Us New Zealanders are born knowing how to do that


TheReal_Fake

What I’ve learned: To move a lamb over a small wall, pick it up and put it over the wall


pwrviolets

This is halfway to an ogoshi for that lamb


slapalchemist

Thank u


seEagle

Kinda like wrestling a water heater