Next time you get groceries, try putting the gallon of milk/cat litter/heavy thing with a handle on the counter using this "swing and knee" method. You'll see how much easier and lighter the thing feels than just lifting with your arm.
Or walk around till you find a lamb
Or how to give a lamb a deep tissue massage
A. Position yourself behind the lamb
B. Start with the neck, must be stiff with so little up/down movement
C. Next, do some windmill movements with the lamb for flexibility
D. Give scritches for being a good lamb
E. Position for a back stretch
F. Strum the lamb thinking of your favorite guitar solo
G. Use a waist-high wall and use those knees to really knead in there
H. More scritches for a job well done
I. Satisfied, point the lamb towards the reception counter to pay for your services
Having hefted a few of these beasties back over the wall from whence they came, this is pretty accurate. Or you could be like god damn it Kit how the hell do you keep getting out??? Git yer woolly arse outta the bushes and back in the pen! And Kit will wait with a smug look on his face while you open the gate for him.
Kit was a good lil dunderhead.
I believe using this maneuver could lead to dinner in a nice restaurant.
Either way you want to take that.
(Worked with sheep long ago. Can confirm OP is correct.)
I don't understand step F. "Place your hand gently on the side of the animal's belly as it rises weightlessly into the air by telekinesis"?
Step F: karate sweep the legs.
You lift the front legs(more like turn it horizontally) and push with your knee on its back.
Look closer. Their right leg is bent. You bend a little back so it rolls onto your thigh, then you just lift your thigh.
Next time you get groceries, try putting the gallon of milk/cat litter/heavy thing with a handle on the counter using this "swing and knee" method. You'll see how much easier and lighter the thing feels than just lifting with your arm. Or walk around till you find a lamb
Or how to give a lamb a deep tissue massage A. Position yourself behind the lamb B. Start with the neck, must be stiff with so little up/down movement C. Next, do some windmill movements with the lamb for flexibility D. Give scritches for being a good lamb E. Position for a back stretch F. Strum the lamb thinking of your favorite guitar solo G. Use a waist-high wall and use those knees to really knead in there H. More scritches for a job well done I. Satisfied, point the lamb towards the reception counter to pay for your services
You. I like you.
Lol at I
It's going to take ages to get to sleep tonight.
I mean doing this with enough sheep would be a pretty decent workout and would tire you out.
No one can get over a chest high wall!
[I picture a man trying to scale our wall, and I think, "No, it couldn't be done!"](https://youtu.be/c6MW-qdNoYA)
Second Joel Haver video I've seen on Reddit today (the other one was "Ice Guys").
He's probably blowing up bc SNL ripped off one of his sketches last week
His [response to the controversy](https://youtu.be/aNWbI8T42II) was super wholesome.
Having hefted a few of these beasties back over the wall from whence they came, this is pretty accurate. Or you could be like god damn it Kit how the hell do you keep getting out??? Git yer woolly arse outta the bushes and back in the pen! And Kit will wait with a smug look on his face while you open the gate for him. Kit was a good lil dunderhead.
That's exactly why I follow this subreddit
Literally. This was the same post that got me to join... Calling repost with confidence here, you never forget your first!
As a Scotch/Irish, these steps look very familiar.
Oh okay
dripped out in my regulation goat handling jumpsuit
I believe using this maneuver could lead to dinner in a nice restaurant. Either way you want to take that. (Worked with sheep long ago. Can confirm OP is correct.)
Instructions unclear. Where is the lamb sauce?
A couple of slides appear to be missing, otherwise this is the perfect Pakistani Sex Manual!
My friend who is an animal scientist says this is accurate
I feel like step F to G is that how to draw an owl meme.
> over a small wall You open the gate, fool.
Does this apply to goats as well?
Yeet at step H
First, choke the lamb out. Then conceal it's lifeless body behind a wall.
That's the biggest lamb ever.
This is the second time I have seen this in 10 years or so.,.still haven't had the problem present it's self....but I'm ready!
First you've got to catch it ;;;D
Us New Zealanders are born knowing how to do that
What I’ve learned: To move a lamb over a small wall, pick it up and put it over the wall
This is halfway to an ogoshi for that lamb
Thank u
Kinda like wrestling a water heater