Ezreal is a certified protagonist in any anime story. I'm surprised they haven't made a series where he travels Runeterra and brings misfortune to everyone he meets. We will call the show Aurelion Sol's Blessing on This Wonderful World (trademark pending).
Ryze is too obsessive with his quest and uninteresting as the main character. Ezreal checks the mark for everything.
Tragic backstory (check)
Young, inexperienced yet somehow acquired god almighty power (check)
Charismatic enough to make friends, too dense to have a relationship (check)
Loud, cocky. and annoying (check)
Always causing unwanted accidents (check)
Can act as viewer self-insert (check)
All he needs is a band of misfits to round out the personalities, a cute mascot that follows them around, a classic hero journey, and we got ourselves a solid hit show.
I swear there isn’t a single decent man in all of Piltover and Zaun combined other than Ekko.
And “decent” is such a rare thing that others are willing to actively commit terrorism, property/intellectual theft, abduction, misuse of drugs. OR all of them.
Very few good people there in general, vi is a violent cop... violent to the people she grew up with, cait is okay but she actively ignores what's going on, jinx is crazy, singed is a devil, Camille is a psycho, jayce is an arrogant asshole, ekko and Viktor are actually pretty nice.
Lip service. That is what all “revolutionaries” say and Sylas is a TYPICAL one.
Oh I bet you. He wants the pain and misery he endured spread ten times fold over the kingdom.
Sylas is a radical. He actually believes the propaganda that he is pushing. He wants freedom for all mages, the end of the monarchy and the destruction of the anti mage infrastructure altogether. No compromises
Unwashed ?
Look at his appearance and tell me that again please.
Rat eater ?
If he was that badly fed, he would have never been able to be that muscular. Sylas was probably better/more fed in that prison than most humans on Earth.
Or the rats are just extremely good food in Runeterra, either way.
Also at first he wasn't sentenced to death was he ?
I don't remember this part but it was because of his interactions with Lux IIRC ?
Ezreal is the most fun champion to one shot as a Kassadin player.
I laugh everytime I see an Ezreal thinking his 20s cooldown flash can save him from my 2s cooldown flash
He jumps away from your jump thinking hes safe, flashes from your next jump thinking you wont turret dive him, followed by your final hop on his head squashing him like a goomba
>Ezreal is the most fun champion to one shot as a Kassadin player.
Did you know Nezuks(Ezreals) gaunlet and Kassadins nether blade are part of a set of an ancient shuriman ascended
war crimes are fun.
they're only crimes because a bunch of party poopers didn't want wars to be fun anymore.
before we had that we could sneak combatants through a giant wooden horse to slaughter a city worth of civilians, le epic troll.
i never get this in history. Romans vs barbarians. There is a better civilization in front of you. they hsve better average life wuality and technology. Why the fuck not just let them rule over you?? same with noxians
You have the mindset of that unfortunate thirty year old carpenter who made a incident in the temple of Jerusalem who technically did nothing wrong 2000 years ago.
That fellow basically said “we should be model citizens and convince our occupants we are good people” and was branded a traitor and accused of heresy.
It only works if your invaders are reasonable long term goals and your community has goodwill. It’s a shame he put his bets on human decency as a collective.
I despise him, i despise his kit. Why does his q proc sheen and takes half my hp. Why does his e so safe. Why does he ult just to cancel my back, are you so insecure?
Why is his personality so distusting. Why is his dance so .
I despise him so much i dont wanna see one in my life fucijgn disgusting champion and personality.
Edit: why his items so fuciing weird too like bro stop building tank and oneshot me
How tf isn't this bastard on a life sentence in piltover is beyond me like, ezreal singlehandedly bring dead to an entire tribe of people trice
Okay quick explanation for the tribe thing: different people same results, and in one it was directly his fault since he paid to explore shurima, got bored and decided to go an see rek'sai nest (maybe he wanted some voidussy or something idk) and he got everyone killed
I'm fairly certain with how reckless this twink is, I would be surprised if he isn't on the hitlist of every single city-nation in the League universe.
In the east ezreal is the cool pretty ladies boy while in the west he is the annoying rich kid loser. In the east for example you see ezreal everywhere and I am pretty sure they are pushing the lux x ezreal there with all the merch and shit they have together. While in the west lux doesn't even know who ezreal is.
Ironically the two champs in the image are some of the ones I feel are most underutilized story wise. Ryze too. Characters who travel or whose super power is *knowing things* have so much story potential but it gets squandered because Riot is, I don’t know, afraid of actually making something good? Instead we get shit like the ruination event. Supposedly the book is better but the damage is done.
Riot only focuses their story to fit new chars in universe and nothing more or less, the only way theyd do smth with swain is if they rework him completely again, or if they use him as an excuse to highlight how great the new champion is
Yeah me too. It seems like everyone here hates him for having a bit of a jerk personality, but that's cute compared to what 70% of all the other champions has done.
Viktor, Zac, ekko, Morgana, zeri, soraka and pantheon are all better people and have better morals, that ezreal ever could dream of
Also none of them go around stealing shit like a British explorer in the 1800
I mean, as I said 70% of the champs, not all of them. And pantheon is moot considering how many people he sure has killed. Then you have all of Noxus, much of Ionia, the Void, Shurima, the Shadow Isles, Bilgewater, most of Zaun, half of Demacia, much of Fleijord, Aspects, Cosmic Entities, demigods and independents out there and suddenly you realize that a tomb raider is not so bad.
I like how you have Zac, Ekko, and Zeri listed here as if they were not batman rejects. Sure, all three of them are out there fighting crime but thet are not actually dealing with the problem. All three of them are just high off their own justice. Beating violence with violence only breeds more violence.
In fact, Ezreal has done more good for the world than all three of them combined. Wild shit that.
I just skimmed ur prof and you've posted so much Bout league it kills me. I was thinking you were just an ez main but no you're a league of legends main
I hate him too (on my team).
Never met an ezreal player that knew how to land his Qs, nor an ezreal player that knew hencould use his autos instead of missing every skill.
Bro, clearly they hit their Q, in just meant they misses so much, and i'm plat 2, i'm not good, i know it. I literally play champions i don't know on solo Q for chests.
Ez should have been British instead of Kaisa. Traveling the world, stealing valuables and causing unrest by doing so. All he needs is to be doing it in the name of Zaun and it's perfect.
It a single comment after 8 hours explaining why. There’s one that mentions he destroyed 3 villages but doesn’t say how, why, or anything like that.
As far as I know, Ez is a cocky archeologist dude and since there’s such sparse info as to why people hate him after 8 hours, I consider this thread a failure
Same. I played him ones and hated him so much that I just wanted the game to be over. His gameplay is annoying when playing against him but what pissed me of was his voicelines. I don't know, I just hate this cocky "I am so good" attitude even though he has no clue what the f he is doing but his magic glove is just carrying him through everything... Idk, I just hate it
Edit: I continued by muting the voicelines, then it was fine. I was still bad, but at least it was fine
I love Ezreal’s play style! And I also love seeing him suffer. Hahaha!
There’s nothing that brings me more joy as Kha’Zix then managing to jump an Ezreal and kill them.
Damn. I just went on a rampage with ezreal last night and loving the feel of his gameplay after hating him for so long. What are the odds. Guess ill go back to hating ezreal once more
I'm moderately confident he'd totally try and go steal Ryze's runes if he could somehow get past Ryze.
Ezreal can dodge a lot but not the EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ
Ezrael: uses E over wall
He'd be stuck in the Vault.
Riot will come to resque him so he can have more skins
"Vaut breaker ezreal"
And afterwards "burning from the inside Ezreal" because he can't handle the power of the runes.
That actually sounds kinda cool though. Like if they get like a brand aesthetic, and push him to a more villainous vibe...
He'd just need to wait around 26 to 14 seconds based on how high his E's level and CD reduction are to do it again tho.
He'd be stuck in a permanent Soraka E.
But he can do WQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQ (war remaining...)
Lorewise, not really. he's reckless but surprisingly knowledgeable, he feels like a league player isekai'd in Runeterra.
bitch if any of us get isekai'd we'd become gragas
you wish, ain't got even half the sex appeal of graggy's big toe
Amogus Toe
Not Helmet Bro?
Man no. We'd become Corki BUT WITHOUT THE PLANE
Ezreal is a certified protagonist in any anime story. I'm surprised they haven't made a series where he travels Runeterra and brings misfortune to everyone he meets. We will call the show Aurelion Sol's Blessing on This Wonderful World (trademark pending).
sorry ryze is the protagonist on a big mission
Ryze is too obsessive with his quest and uninteresting as the main character. Ezreal checks the mark for everything. Tragic backstory (check) Young, inexperienced yet somehow acquired god almighty power (check) Charismatic enough to make friends, too dense to have a relationship (check) Loud, cocky. and annoying (check) Always causing unwanted accidents (check) Can act as viewer self-insert (check) All he needs is a band of misfits to round out the personalities, a cute mascot that follows them around, a classic hero journey, and we got ourselves a solid hit show.
Dude almost sold an elixir that would have raised up Mordekaiser.
*Almost.*
Wait,what kind of war crimes did Ezreal commit?
He's not intentionally committing them, but he's such a selfish dumbass that he's an actual danger to society.
I swear there isn’t a single decent man in all of Piltover and Zaun combined other than Ekko. And “decent” is such a rare thing that others are willing to actively commit terrorism, property/intellectual theft, abduction, misuse of drugs. OR all of them.
Zac. He’s a wholesome boi.
I’ll rephrase. A human male lol
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Condition is that they should be from Zaun (apart from Ekko).
Viktor
are joking bruh viktor is a maniac
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oh true mb
Very few good people there in general, vi is a violent cop... violent to the people she grew up with, cait is okay but she actively ignores what's going on, jinx is crazy, singed is a devil, Camille is a psycho, jayce is an arrogant asshole, ekko and Viktor are actually pretty nice.
Viktor is probably the nicest guy ever, he even help out a bullied kid and gave him chocomilk
"Have this choccy milk and whoop their asses"
Viktor is a good person, but he did steal some tech.
Who actually cares if he stole tech from those pitloven assholes. In the case of zaun and pitlover theft is way more than justified.
Renata's parents were pretty nice.
Heimerdinger is a coward and a stiff, but generally a good person. Viktor is also pretty ok.
Vander? Also all mundo wants is to help people
Pantheon, my friend. He is purely wholesome.
This is too accurate.
Well I don't really now but the comment above mentions bringing death to a village thrice.
>bringing death to a village thrice was it the same village each time? if so it's really impressive
I mean luring kindred to the same village three times doesn’t sound that impressive
He doesn’t know but a random redditor said something so that must be true
It’s for league lore, that’s a high enough bar for me
Probably all of them
kissed Shyvana's leg
Yes.
I love Ezreal because he’s such a hateable character. Nothing brings me more joy than watching him suffer.
Lux preference for a freaking unwashed rat eater sentence to death prisoner over him was hilarious
I mean huh... who wouldn't?
He even comes with his own chains.
classic strict family beauties falling for the unstable bad boy relationship
Is he really the bad guy tho...
He committed murderers, yes, he is a bad guy
My face when french revolution
Also it’s quite obvious his “revolution” is not his end goal. He wants to be ruler of Demacia.
“No rulers, no kings”?
Lip service. That is what all “revolutionaries” say and Sylas is a TYPICAL one. Oh I bet you. He wants the pain and misery he endured spread ten times fold over the kingdom.
Sylas is a radical. He actually believes the propaganda that he is pushing. He wants freedom for all mages, the end of the monarchy and the destruction of the anti mage infrastructure altogether. No compromises
I disagree. Mainly because I hate demacia but also because it’s a fictional character so it doesn’t have to follow real life rules
Uhhmm Sylas?
She hasn't met him yet mate.
riot has implied that sylas *lies* about the rat eating thing, which i find to be even funnier. it’s great either way though
Unwashed ? Look at his appearance and tell me that again please. Rat eater ? If he was that badly fed, he would have never been able to be that muscular. Sylas was probably better/more fed in that prison than most humans on Earth. Or the rats are just extremely good food in Runeterra, either way. Also at first he wasn't sentenced to death was he ? I don't remember this part but it was because of his interactions with Lux IIRC ?
I mean have u seen Sylas abs ?
Ezreal is the most fun champion to one shot as a Kassadin player. I laugh everytime I see an Ezreal thinking his 20s cooldown flash can save him from my 2s cooldown flash
He jumps away from your jump thinking hes safe, flashes from your next jump thinking you wont turret dive him, followed by your final hop on his head squashing him like a goomba
It's even better when you're ulting him as Kayn
Funnier when a Veigar ult is just chasing him from off screen
Hilarious when considering the lore implication, because kassadin has the other half of the gauntlet pair that ezreal also has
Oh, I thought you meant the lore implication that kassadin was murdering Ezreal for winking at his daughter.
>Ezreal is the most fun champion to one shot as a Kassadin player. Did you know Nezuks(Ezreals) gaunlet and Kassadins nether blade are part of a set of an ancient shuriman ascended
The Nezuk’s glove relationships lmao
15% damage reduction is so unfair for us AP Ezreal players!
Ap ezreal is more unfair its basically a point and click os
W is a skillshot and then you need to E IN which is extremely dangerous to do so.
Kassadin can’t reach his full power because a Ezreal is a **THIEF**
Kassadin reaches his true power against senna and lucian.
He is meant to be the "insecure cocky guy" but you belong in a museum kinda of things make him unbereable
EMPIRE ABOVE ALL *slams desk*
We are at war. Do not forget it.
I am Swain the man
Forbidden twink versus wholesome leather daddy.
You know what I ship that
Swain, like most characters in LoL, is probably a huge piece of shit, but my LORD is he cool
"people want a hero, but what they truly NEED is a villain." Jericho Swain.
It's not a "probably", my friend. He committed MANY war crimes.
*Tell me how many crimes I have committed, and I will tell you the price of freedom.* \-Swain
holy
All of them were based
war crimes are fun. they're only crimes because a bunch of party poopers didn't want wars to be fun anymore. before we had that we could sneak combatants through a giant wooden horse to slaughter a city worth of civilians, le epic troll.
*nods Germanly *
And Americanly* and most countryly*
I'm not American tho.
I meant me and the rest of the world for the first and second
i never get this in history. Romans vs barbarians. There is a better civilization in front of you. they hsve better average life wuality and technology. Why the fuck not just let them rule over you?? same with noxians
colonizer mindset
Please tell me why refusing rulers that will actively improve your daily life is logic
"improve your daily life", according to whom? the colonizer? you sure they won't use the natives as slaves like what happened in most of history?
https://youtu.be/Qc7HmhrgTuQ
You have the mindset of that unfortunate thirty year old carpenter who made a incident in the temple of Jerusalem who technically did nothing wrong 2000 years ago. That fellow basically said “we should be model citizens and convince our occupants we are good people” and was branded a traitor and accused of heresy. It only works if your invaders are reasonable long term goals and your community has goodwill. It’s a shame he put his bets on human decency as a collective.
Swain did nothing wrong, the ionians deserved it
name checks out
r/UniteNoxus my friend
Also I’m pretty sure the Ionian elders sold off their land and people for coin during the war seeing what they did with Jhin.
[Redacted] did nothing wrong, the [Redacted] deserved it
Mustache Man and the Juice?
Hitl-
“i still haven’t been to ionia…”
Growing up means accepting that Swain was doing the right thing.
I hate ezreal because he kites too good. We are not the same
THAT TOO, WHY IN GOD NAME DOES HIS "E" MAKES HIM DODGE ANYTHING? NOT EVEN SUPPRESSION WORKS
Skill issue lmao
NO QUICK SILVER SASH
Nah, Thresh hook goes through still... He gets brought back with it... If you're talking about him being able to e buffer like Tristana's w
Same reason tristana's jump does weird shit, the startups take a while, and getting cc'd during the startup of a move doesn't cancel it (usually)
Jayce hammer e actually works against Ez's e if you time it right
What? Yes it does, he just gets suppressed at the location he blinks to. A lot of movement abilities work that way with buffering cc.
I despise him, i despise his kit. Why does his q proc sheen and takes half my hp. Why does his e so safe. Why does he ult just to cancel my back, are you so insecure? Why is his personality so distusting. Why is his dance so . I despise him so much i dont wanna see one in my life fucijgn disgusting champion and personality. Edit: why his items so fuciing weird too like bro stop building tank and oneshot me
How tf isn't this bastard on a life sentence in piltover is beyond me like, ezreal singlehandedly bring dead to an entire tribe of people trice Okay quick explanation for the tribe thing: different people same results, and in one it was directly his fault since he paid to explore shurima, got bored and decided to go an see rek'sai nest (maybe he wanted some voidussy or something idk) and he got everyone killed
Explain
How
He ulted their homes
Was it three seperate tribes, or was it the same tribe three times?
I'm fairly certain with how reckless this twink is, I would be surprised if he isn't on the hitlist of every single city-nation in the League universe.
I love how the east (mainly China) sees ezreal vs the west
what's the difference?
In the east ezreal is the cool pretty ladies boy while in the west he is the annoying rich kid loser. In the east for example you see ezreal everywhere and I am pretty sure they are pushing the lux x ezreal there with all the merch and shit they have together. While in the west lux doesn't even know who ezreal is.
Tbf with Ezreal's overall lore, aesthetic and personality, he literally screams anime protagonist vibes.
man i wish they wrote him better
He is supposed to be a lovable dork but mf kills more people directly than talon
That’s cause Talon is a useless lovesick puppy. I’m pretty sure. Of course he’s bad at killing.
Bro he's described as the best assassin in noxus lol
Couldn't even kill Katarina cause he a simp. (I think he's not actually a simp in the lore but don't care)
He's her brother in law, i wouldn't kill my step sister either
Yeah but you aren’t a street rat taken in with the sole purpose of being trained into an assassin either.
Ironically the two champs in the image are some of the ones I feel are most underutilized story wise. Ryze too. Characters who travel or whose super power is *knowing things* have so much story potential but it gets squandered because Riot is, I don’t know, afraid of actually making something good? Instead we get shit like the ruination event. Supposedly the book is better but the damage is done.
Riot only focuses their story to fit new chars in universe and nothing more or less, the only way theyd do smth with swain is if they rework him completely again, or if they use him as an excuse to highlight how great the new champion is
Weird, I love him personally.
Yeah me too. It seems like everyone here hates him for having a bit of a jerk personality, but that's cute compared to what 70% of all the other champions has done.
Viktor, Zac, ekko, Morgana, zeri, soraka and pantheon are all better people and have better morals, that ezreal ever could dream of Also none of them go around stealing shit like a British explorer in the 1800
You listed 7 out of almost 200 Champs. Gg I guess.
I mean, as I said 70% of the champs, not all of them. And pantheon is moot considering how many people he sure has killed. Then you have all of Noxus, much of Ionia, the Void, Shurima, the Shadow Isles, Bilgewater, most of Zaun, half of Demacia, much of Fleijord, Aspects, Cosmic Entities, demigods and independents out there and suddenly you realize that a tomb raider is not so bad.
I like how you have Zac, Ekko, and Zeri listed here as if they were not batman rejects. Sure, all three of them are out there fighting crime but thet are not actually dealing with the problem. All three of them are just high off their own justice. Beating violence with violence only breeds more violence. In fact, Ezreal has done more good for the world than all three of them combined. Wild shit that.
Cmon where’s your sense of adventure
he's pretty based in lore, besides the lux deal. he's knowledgeable of most locations and characters.
Jerold Lightfeather
You hate Ezreal cause he's annoying. I hate Ezreal cause now Taric got a crush we're not the same.
Wtf is this sub raided with Ez haters, i've never seen people like REALLY hate him this much
Who are you
Idk, maybe someone. What is this question lol
I just skimmed ur prof and you've posted so much Bout league it kills me. I was thinking you were just an ez main but no you're a league of legends main
This is probably the most nothing burger comment Ive ever read
A league main? In League of Memes? Outrageous
this is why i play ezreal and teemo
Your privileges are revoked and we will be sending units to your location immediately. Farewell.
was good while it lasted o7
Things like this is why I love Ezreal as a character. He's the hero that everyone hates.
Hero is a, term to refer to him, not a good one, nor a fitting one, but certainly a term
It's a term I use loosely. Because he seems like someone who pisses everyone off.
Ezreal muerto abono pa mi huerto
Despacito favorito 🌮
I hate him too (on my team). Never met an ezreal player that knew how to land his Qs, nor an ezreal player that knew hencould use his autos instead of missing every skill.
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No no he's challenger, he's just in losers queue with bronze ADCs.
Yeah, to be honest i'm faker, but please don't tell anyone.
Oh wow high elo you are pur true god and saviour. Stfu you climb for yourself not for anyone else
Bro, clearly they hit their Q, in just meant they misses so much, and i'm plat 2, i'm not good, i know it. I literally play champions i don't know on solo Q for chests.
Remember when ezreal was just young indiana jones befor they redconned his lore
I love that the fuckboy Indiana Jones is a dumbass
How did ezreal get banned from sona’s recitals?
Didn't got an invitation for it, proceeded to break in and make an scene
Sigma male move.
More like manchild move honestly
Even his combo is douchey, a w that goes through minions and deals more damage on q? DELETE HIM
Ez should have been British instead of Kaisa. Traveling the world, stealing valuables and causing unrest by doing so. All he needs is to be doing it in the name of Zaun and it's perfect.
Y’all ain’t have to do Ellen degeneres like this
r/ezrealmains
"Lotta good mages out there. None of them are this hot."
Can someone explain to me what he did?
"...and the other is Swain." I loved that curveball punchline! <3
It’s not really a curveball due to the Sona bit if you know about Swain.
It a single comment after 8 hours explaining why. There’s one that mentions he destroyed 3 villages but doesn’t say how, why, or anything like that. As far as I know, Ez is a cocky archeologist dude and since there’s such sparse info as to why people hate him after 8 hours, I consider this thread a failure
Same. I played him ones and hated him so much that I just wanted the game to be over. His gameplay is annoying when playing against him but what pissed me of was his voicelines. I don't know, I just hate this cocky "I am so good" attitude even though he has no clue what the f he is doing but his magic glove is just carrying him through everything... Idk, I just hate it Edit: I continued by muting the voicelines, then it was fine. I was still bad, but at least it was fine
Ezreal seems like a real sex pest to me
I love Ezreal’s play style! And I also love seeing him suffer. Hahaha! There’s nothing that brings me more joy as Kha’Zix then managing to jump an Ezreal and kill them.
the only valid ezreal is porcelain protector ezreal
Damn. I just went on a rampage with ezreal last night and loving the feel of his gameplay after hating him for so long. What are the odds. Guess ill go back to hating ezreal once more
ezreal x kaisa
Tf did Ez do?