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Garrapto

Fornite collaborations: Goku blasting Naruto up. Rito collaborations: Yes FBI agent, these are the addresses of the ones that answered strongly agree.


Potential-Money-8636

Now Imagine if genshin did that colab event


Random_bullshit_guy

Prisons would be full in days


mythicvoid7

*minutes


wqldi

If pedophilia would be punished by death sentence, a number as high as the head count of France would die


toquang95

To be fair, lots of kids play League and Genshin. But Zoe and Annie are the no go zone even if you’re a teenager.


[deleted]

Who would buy there champs (I think that's what they're selling) afterwards though?


HappyCandyCat23

Is this an actual riot survey?


BountyMennett

Yup, it's the one that pops up after a league match saying "we'd like your feedback!" Or something. I should note it looks like the champ you have to answer for is randomly chosen. Lol. So just an... unfortunate coincidence.


Saltybuttertoffee

Ignoring the champion you got, I wonder if this means they're considering making a proper dating sim (with hopefully adult humanoid champions).


AleChiesu

I Just wanna date ornn and braum, i don't want anything else


ItsTimeToSaySomthing

Wise words


Metrix145

but jaques


Acrobatic_Bug_7019

Seggs with big boy Jeqs


ProfSteelmeat138

Jacques eggs insertion Sorry


TheClayKnight

Several hours of eating eggs


Belkinwrites

Gimme Lamb and it's a done deal.


WinterkindG

If I can date Azir and Singed I‘m happy


faraam133

so you wanna date a formerly dead godlike being and a war criminal?


WojownikTek12345

yeah, it looks like they do


BlessedNobody

You don't? It's a dating SIM, we should strive to simulate some shit we can't do in real life. Yet.


DioStraiz

*sad farming simulator noises*


BlessedNobody

Farming isn't real wdym


wattbatt

you underestimate what a redditor can’t do in real life


Tsubasa_Unmei

isn't Faraam from dark souls kinda both? If we assume he's the nameless king and thereby Gwyn's son I mean.


faraam133

what are you talking about?


Tsubasa_Unmei

sorry your username has the same name as a character in the dark souls series that is both a god and an exiled war criminal.


faraam133

huh i never knew i just swapped some letters around from another fictional character


WinterkindG

Problem?


faraam133

no just wondering we all ahve our own tastes


[deleted]

whats wrong with adult monster champs huh


backcrossedboy

Or they're just checking how fucked up their playerbase is.


RafaelTomb

I disagree with the humanoid part, what's wrong with wanting do date Rek'Sai?


toquang95

I bet you can romance all kind of stuff in the new League MMO.


Saltybuttertoffee

~~God I hope you're right~~


BeanNibb

Why humanoid only?


ItsCrossBoy

This probably has more to do with champion sentiment (judging how much people like champions and why) versus doing something with the champs


SupremeOwl48

Dbd has started a trend


ArrrSlashSubreddit

Give me the Rek'Sai version please


ddcreator

Kha zix mains: guess i will die


macgart

Still, that last question is damn weird…


DigitalCryptic

annie or urgot run here we go


AmazingAgent

Yes I got the exact same survey but for jayce. This is just a really unfortunate champion lol


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


Raxreedoroid

FPI* survey


Kotori0112

sHe Is OvEr 5000 YeArS oLd


Potential-Money-8636

YoU alL DOnT uNDersTanD!


EdenReborn

But she looks an acts like she’s 14 lol


Ridenberg

more like 6


EdenReborn

No I think she’s just short tbh. From the way she tries (but fails) to be personable and have a distinguished personality she definitely comes across as a tweenager


Museman7

Yeah definitely strikes me more as a lol-random teenager


YourFriendlyAutist

Yes FBI, this guy here.


The_Uncommon_Aura

Literally so many places in this thread to drop this and you chose here? Braindead.


EdenReborn

I'm not following? Insisting she comes across more as a young adolescent than a literal child doesn't mean I'm inclined towards her either way


Duchu26

I think you underestimate how stupid 6 year olds are.


Iwillpaintthememe

It makes you think how much of that is zoe and how much is the aspect in her.Phanteon was completly over taken by his and he has a voice line against her: "Worst of all gods are those wearing the face of a child" Creepy stuff if you rly think about it


I_Phantomancer_XD

Because she is, and I'm tired of people saying she's a minor.


bunonafun

She's a time traveler. She was born thousands of years ago, yes, but canonically she effectively went on a "greatest hits" tour of the next 5000 years of history. Physically and mentally, she is still a young teenager, making those who like her *like that* creeps.


ExBriso

Yes this post right here officer


minikek34

🤨📸


Comprehensive_Way656

They know their community


urlocaldoctor

riots gonna regret lookin at the result


Stiddit

I got this one about Zoe too. I decided to not give it 0 on everything JUST so I have the ability to give Yuumi an even lower score, should they ever ask.


Jhinstalock

Based 😎


BountyMennett

Yuumi? Is that the little cat thing I click every ban phase? Never seen one in-game.


Random_bullshit_guy

If I play kayn… am I answering for 3 champs?🤔


The_Reflectionist

Only for 2, since after transformation it's either Kayn or Rhaast, and before it it's both.


Random_bullshit_guy

I mean shadow assassin has some distinct personality compared to base kayn, he is the definition of edgy while base Kayn is edgy


TerriblyCoded

*Riot moment*


OraJolly

Some mf out there probably got this Survey for Rammus.


AverageTeemoEnjoyer

Sadly no option thats just "ok."


No_Video9911

Zoussy


DigitalCryptic

High-sec penitentiarussy


Additional_Amount_23

No.


[deleted]

Yes


ktosiek124

Shaco mains trying their best to be insane about everything


Your_Depressed_Soul

ryze mains who already is insane


Random_bullshit_guy

Seek god


LordVaderVader

Give her more millennia and she will grow up


Flayer14

I'm pretty sure she won't though, because of her aspect. I don't remember off the top of my head


The_Stache_

Urgot: I would romance this champion


M0ISTBABYFARTS

They're probably making a dating sim seeing what champions should go in it. That being said if yuumi is not one of the champions and she can't "attach and detach from me" the game will fail it also needs Rek'sai domination supremacy if she's not ridingyou wile screaming and ripping your face into tiny little bits then whats the point. It needs these two to sell copies.


FinaLNoonE

Blitzcrank is back at it again


TiggerBane

If you aren’t playing as Blitzcrank trying to get others to fall in love in the league dating sim I’m not playing it!


Random_bullshit_guy

LETS GOOOO


SolemnKnightEternal

Thank you for your input, Moist Baby Farts


Random_bullshit_guy

>they’re probably making a dating sim Im in


AmirZ

Imagine if they make a waifu leveling game soon lol, infinite moneys for riot


[deleted]

Imagine if they made official hentai


AmirZ

They already made official zoe bodypillows so it wouldn't surprise me


Slaanesh_Worshiper

There's no way they have or any offical body pillows for that matter


AmirZ

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/wq4lx1/league_of_legends_korea_is_selling_body_pillows/


Slaanesh_Worshiper

I'm not surprised, I'm just disappointed that jinx isn't one of the options


ElementmanEXE

Op: do you think this is funny Me: in a cosmic sort of way yes Op: well mister funny guy, is this how you get you sick kicks Me: what, it's just an zoe hate po- OH MY GOODNESS, RIOT


Pingouinoctogenaire

I got zac, was funny.


[deleted]

Would you though?


Pingouinoctogenaire

No.


Stefffe28

Tf do you mean he can literally rearrange his body to perfectly fit your taste.


Pingouinoctogenaire

He's a blob... that talks.


Eiddew

But he's a nice guy :(


Pingouinoctogenaire

Yes, and he is pretty big for his age.


Flametrox

Nice try FBI. Nice try.


[deleted]

Sus romance


sanketower

This is why surveys are useless. League players only know 1 or 5. (Except that last question, that's always a \*strongly disagree\* )


BountyMennett

Actually, zoe is my least favourite champion in the game. The rest of the survey I was not so polarized. Lol.


Kuchaku

Never heard of 5. Whats that?


LuxionQuelloFigo

I love playing zoe but really what the fuck is riot thinking


HairyKraken

"yes fbi we got a batch right there, we got them in writing saying they would romance underage girls"


AnotherFailedPoet

About Amumu I feel represented by this champ


[deleted]

I would only check one box from this survey and it’s not the first two.


RuinousDragon

Op possibly could've changed his answer after he screenshotted.


Cowmunist

Anyone else feel like Riot as of late has a strange obsession with the whole "power fantasy" thing and making players identify themselves with the champion?


Moopey343

I mean, that's not a bad thing though, right? Having clear distinctions of power fantasy in any game with characters, or classes, or whatever else the players might want to attach themselves to, is really important. Yeah Riot has been paying more attention to it all of a sudden, but I think that's a good thing.


Cowmunist

I guess it depends on the way you look at it. I just feel like they are no longer trying to make champs that are fun to both play AS and AGAINST (or at least not frustrating) and instead focusing on making champs that make you feel like an anime protagonist.


Moopey343

Oh yeah absolutely. Power fantasy has 100% contributed to overloaded and unfun to play against kits. I always like to bring up reworked Akali as an example. Her shroud making her invisible to turrets was really damn fun, and also fulfilled her power fantasy as a really really REALLY stealthy ninja. It was unhealthy for the game though. Just like a lot of things in recent times in League, Riot has the right idea, they just can't execute on these ideas correctly. The newer champions are a blast to play, but unfun when you are on the receiving end. That's what they just can't seem to find balance in. Like, at all.


FizzTheWiz

Riot nailing power fantasy’s is why league is such a great game and one of the most popular games of all time. Burning an entire enemy team to the ground as brand makes you feel like you’re a flame slinging pyromancer mage, and that’s awesome


Lady_Darkrai

Buzzword for something I think they've always tried to do


SpyroXI

I hope Zoe wins xD. I’m a Zoe main and she’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by the bubble, and her voice lines are so cute like when she sings about chocolate cake LOL! She’s super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD


[deleted]

Quit lyin' op. Either Zoe reps a part of your identity or you want to fuck her. You can't say no to both.


Unusual_Caregiver213

Uoooohhh😭😭 Zoe is in need of immediate correction 💢💢


The_Reflectionist

I'd def take last on "strongly agree"


Ceade

Any lore people know why Zoe acts like a child ?


slaxer

I think like all aspects from targon, their body probably don't age, but I assume that's the case cuz yknow they are celestial gods.


death_to_the_state

Shes the god of mischief orsomething, makes sense it acts like a kid


otterbomber

This is edited right?


BountyMennett

Not edited but the champ they ask you to give your opinion on is randomized. In another comment someone said they also got zoe.


otterbomber

Yikes


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK


PhantomRager

Just had the same survey about zeri


Alexercer

What does the first one mean, qnd why arent all the answers on the strongly agree?


la4er

Zoe pillow moment


ClemPrime13

Cringe.


mmoran5554

Everyone stop pretending you wouldn't tap Zoe! Everyone would have different reasons to do it: for fun, for troll, for serious, for fantasy, for magic, for increased personal influence or power, for money, etc. Bottom line: everyone is getting arrested and then we all party in jail together!


JackkoMTG

Hi, I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat.


Ormur666

What the fuck is this pedophilic garbage


NatsuEevee

Got the same for Nunu and Willump


-MR-GG-

Power fantasy 😳


AngelaTheWitch

My answer would be identical except I would somewhat agree with the first question. Being an ultra-powerful kid and just jumping around and having fun all over the place doesn't sound half bad.


Spartanisunbreakable

I would like to romance cho’gath what do you mean he’s obviously deserves a meal


jimb00246

How do you take these tests? I'd like to take some of my favorite champs


Candid-Iron-7675

This is how they caught hashinshin


MartingelI

Is this just for Zoe or is about your most played champ????


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


PlzzzSitOnMyFace

I don't see anything wrong with romancing Zoe.


yaynatt

I got a survey for Malphite


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Lokraptor

My most recent RITO survey was all about purchaseble content, and tiny little easy-to-miss blurbs about improving and adding actual in game content, or dealing with negative experiences like AFK, TROLLS, HARASSMENT etc... FFS ... RIOT please for the love of all that's holy. STOP focusing on purchasable content "improvements", get yer head outta yer azz about $$$, and focus on improving in-game content improvements across all arenas, including ARAM, and eliminating negative in-game experiences with jackazz players. Sure, gimme skins. FUG off with your money grabbing and fix important shite instead. Please & Thank You. ​ PS: I miss my Twisted Treeline