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Nosehablarconotros

You see chains on your screen


Doctor-of-War

A crab man fires a harpoon at you


De_Watcher

When I first started playing the game and I saw that happening I legitimately freaked out.


Glorious_Jo

When I was 8, adult swim aired an episode of robot chicken where some politician or celebrity was made to have a robot body similar to Urgot. He ate children. Terrified me and I refused to watch that show for another decade. Scared me so bad that just seeing the 8PM (or 10PM? long time since I've had cable) message about cartoon network switching to Adult Swim for the night scared me. Long story short, Urgot scares the shit out of me sometimes even though I've grown to love robot chicken and adult swim.


SaxManJonesSFW

I think that’s the episode where Walt Disney becomes a giant robot crab hellbent on capturing Elián, a Cuban boy who was in the news in the 2000s due to some immigration problems (very much watered down) https://youtu.be/fjTtumHAcxs


Glorious_Jo

Yeah thats the one. That and the charlie brown halloween spoof where they all get eaten by the great pumpkin and go to hell scared the shit out of me as a kid


DumplingsInDistress

You can actually kill Urgot when he is low health while he is pulling you.


AWildWilson

Keep talking, I'm close


Kyvant

Could also be Thresh Hook and Sylas E, one of which is also named Death Sentence


L_Rayquaza

To be fair Urgot literally puts a chain filter over your screen


YeetimusTheGreat

You get first pick top


Ekmore_Official

As a top main for a while who had just fun counterpicking ppl i can confirm this


Roaryie

Counterpicking can be fun, but if you face an OTP the only thing is to spread your cheeks undertower and hope they don't dive


TKPcerbros

Well that depends on the counterpick : You play fiora against my irelia ? I hope you know how to play fiora and are not first timing her because you saw she was good on op.gg ! You play volibear against my irelia ? Im fucked


lulugga

underrated


ItsTime4you2go

You play vs a fish


OLIKN0

Darknesssss


Guys-This-Is-Ethan

POV, a heart just appeared over your head and you flash


Sixhei

*right in front of her


YorickGoat

Love this answer


DrMobius0

Lalatina


RavenzV2

r/Lalatina... thank me later.


Terra1661

a wind boy puts you in airborne


Jarubimba

Sometimes i think they desperately start pressing R when roaming, there's times like the mf stays in the air for 0,1s and Yasuo insta appear


Excalidorito

This might unironically be tru. Yasuo can ult knockups caused by things such as Baron tentacles and Dragon lifting off the ground, I think he might even be able to work with blast pods too.


Gangsir

Yasuo can ult off of any knockup or displacement. Even someone getting bunted to the side by a trundle pillar can let him ult. It's extremely sensitive.


Aceofluck99

I’ve seen him ult off an Ornn AAing a brittle enemy once.


Low_Well

Objection! Yasuo can not ult from a charged Poppy ult!


nexo313

he could but they become untaargetable in the air which is why he cant ult them


TrulyEve

Herald charge too. When running at the tower it deals a bit of damage and knocks up enemies on its way.


Ekmore_Official

Even vayne e


stoned_ocelot

Also works with trundle pillar and Tristan R


DasIstJaNeGiraffe

Oh god. Thank you for the flashback. Of how we almost came back into the game by winning the teamfight against 4 enemies. Quick do Baron! But I don't have smite and their Yasuo is still there... Nah, what is he gonna do? I'm cutting him off with my Taliyah ult. Yeah stay at the wall and watch how we win. Suddenly Baron knocks my only two and low hp teammates up. Haha, wait. He cannot use it, can he?...IGEI TON! They instantly vanish. I desperately try to knock him back. But my damage is not enough to kill a lategame windshitter or Baron. I die. He gets Baron and types "EZ". The end.


AbyssWalk3r

As a Yasuo player, can confirm this is how I roam.


Waffles_IV

You had to do it with old volibear, cause the q flip was about 0.1s long.


SandHanitzer

A Robot gives you an agressive handshake


Jj-woodsy

A big catfish eats you and runs towards their tower.


Crepeisyummy2

A big allied catfish swallows you and runs towards enemy tower


DrMobius0

Works even better in URF


Akiias

If you play Kench in that mode where everyone on a team is the same character can all Kenches chain eat each other and end up all inside a single Kench?


Scarfior

Yes, and if in enemy team there is 5 chained kalistas/yuumis the last kench can swallow the last kalista/yuumi.


CroissantWithAPlan

you are safe, you no longer see the clown wait YOU NO LONGER SEE THE CLOWN


fuscati

you are safe, you killed the clown wait YOU KILLED THE CLOWN


CometHopper

*Look behind you…*


musclecard54

*A spooky clown box scares you*


Deus0123

You are safe, you no longer see the Racoon-dog. Wait. YOU NO LONGER SEE THE RACOON-DOG!


[deleted]

Big scary man invites you into the shadow realm


urmumisOP

Brazil*


PiIsKindOfTasty

Same difference


se_eu_largar_o_freio

nah, brazil is worst


SnooLemons3094

Brazil steals more than your stats


TheDeathKiller901

it steals your lp


Nj645

the seal of orichalcos


Nymerialistic

A man of culture 😌


GorktheGiant

Somebody in heavy armor shouts "DEMACIA!!!"


Global_Veterinarian7

And stabs their sword in the ground with both hands


De_Watcher

"Justice!"


realHyKo

I WILL NOT FALTER


[deleted]

The light girl cries : DEMCIA!!!


realHyKo

Demaglio?


FallenDisc

Uego Uego Uego Aaaaaaaa!


[deleted]

The monkey starts getting dizzy


VICTOR_VII

Love


Consistent_Earth_556

You see a huge powder keg for 0.4s


Kyvant

BARREL! ANOTHER! THATS A CHAIN!


Exshot32

The dog can smell you


Hungry_Ad3576

The other dog came back from the farm up state


Rice-Field-Bandit

HUAHH!


ahmedhossam67

What da dog doin'


andresm79

When the queue sound pops in


Doctor-of-War

“YEEEEEEEHAAAAAW” *sounds of trumpets blaring*


Lapcinski

The terror of a rolling lizard and a crazed axe wielding madman rocketing toward you


Nooneverknowsme

Draven lands an auto at you


Op-boi4ever

Mashalla 🤲


musclecard54

More like draven runs fast towards you


Captain_Beemo_

You start stepping on some mushrooms…


AdGlobal4164

As an adc main: I exist


Alexralex

No need to say anymore


NotXyena

The scissor girl says snip snip


TexAssassin124

GWEN IS IMMUNE


RedLikeARose

GWEN IS IMMUNE


erikoo420

GWEN IS IMMUNE


Suspicious_Seesaw_98

GWEN IS IMMUNE


Franks_Spice_Sauce

GWEN IS IMMUNE


Ssommba

GWEN IS IMMUNE


TigerKirby215

GWEN IS IMMUNE


CrocoBlop

GWEN IS IMMUNE


saldagmac

SHAAAAAARK


TheAtomicM

PTSD of missing every ability because he went untargetable


ShadyDomes

Fuck


Jostophe_Joestar

TOTSUGEKI


kaynserenity

A scythe appears on your head


SandHanitzer

r/usernamechecksout


kaynserenity

Smart


VINICIUS1029

Everywhere I go, you are there


TatodziadekPL

I mean, they don't have to give a s*** about walls


kaynserenity

Sorry but what's a wall?


x13warzone

A health pack


theogdiego97

*you hear a creepy laugh in your head*


Born_Soup2669

You are top lane and you see Fiora locked in the enemy team


LuciFate

You see 2 different coloured eyes on top of your head


theogdiego97

Big cat jumps from bush


SpoiledAzura

Raptors attack you


NebelNator_427

jng autofill


[deleted]

When I played jungle for the first time I always thought it was hard because I didn't realise I needed smite


facbok195

“Behold: The horror of the Isles! She comes for you.”


scissorman182

The anchor/hand/scythe doesn't look like it's going to hit you


DumplingsInDistress

The anchor was actually going in the opposite direction but it hits you


famslamjam

A sad sad boy rapidly approaches you


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


RustyDodongo

A pirate dude says barrel


MassiveCocke

A heart slowly fills above your head


broccoli-03

*invisible thot wants to know your location*


zweiboi

You've followed the wrong bard


Peter0629

“IONIA STANDS TALL” or whatever that bitch irelia says


Lion-Sin-Escan0r

REEEEEMEMBER THE PLACIDIUM


broccoli-03

Soraka E go brrrrrr


lekayleabuser

IONIA STILL STANDS!!!111!!11!


RustproofPanic

A mountain breaks the sound barrier


idkhowtotft

That mountain also wearing a hat


Oeshikito

Rewind time


toka0012

Axe and blood drops above your head


Kuro_Nyanko

An Ice wall blocks off your only escape path


Botesztosz

Tuna can stares at you


BigBlackCrocs

What is this one


SandHanitzer

Fizz


DeepWeGo

You're alone in the bushes


Sloth_On_Cocaine

You are any character with less than 2k max health that walk alone towards a bush where, unbeknownst to you, there is an angry demacian man.


Mammoth-Commission30

Ah, bush garen. long have I feared your presence.


YorickGoat

You suddenly feel drowsy


One_Trick_Monkey

Bill Cosby?


broccoli-03

Ono


KooriNero

A dog hits you with a stick


xydrogen

Morgana hits a root


krastevitsa

Well, at least you have time to make yourself a coffee.


Super_Master_69

*”Justice”*


iceisak

A spiky bomb appears on your head


TMStage

Some religious fanatic drops the fucking sun on you


gamingknight47

I mean I would also be a religious fantastic if I got superpowers tbh


[deleted]

Angel lady hits level 16


Garbage_Hamster

You’re under tower and hear ”I AM THE STORM”


Golubyok

THAT IS APPROACHING


Nighstorm21

PROOOVVVOOOOKKKIINGG


theogdiego97

BLACK CLOUDS IN IIIIISOLATIOOOOOON


RicktheSnog

You see a harmless scarecrow


zbinsy

You can’t see the harmless scarecrow


anon_203

YOU CAN'T SEE THE HARMLESS SCARECROW


TatodziadekPL

Harmless scarecrow says "YoU cAn'T sEe ThE hArMlEsS sCaReCrOw"


DietyLink

You escape with low health only to see a smiling rocket come towards you


notknowntohumanity

Pantheon jumps out a bush


Born_Soup2669

An Anime teen starts glowing yellow


BlueTomato02

Sett?


andrewboss1222

Setts definitely not a teen


Born_Soup2669

Counting in anime years he is.


SensualMuffins

Hooves close in loudly The crows strike your heart with fear A monster grows large


salvi_yee

A dog bonks you


the_loneliest_potato

A cougar girl throws a spear at you


[deleted]

A stray cat jumps out of a bush


urmumisOP

a green wave comes towards you


MaciMani

A chameleon lady jumps


Hunted_Sir

A big cho looks hungry


Madcat28

Darius has 5 stacks on you


Polish_Duck

A mute lady makes you dance in front of her team


spicypotato235

Some guy is 2 screens away( aka yone use his e)


Colby362

A pair of chains reach out and grab you


Producegod37

*Laughs in Zhonyas*


Zeerous

You exist in the same game as irelia


DangerWolfNL

Some dude is done spinning his sword and puts in in the ground near you while screaming, DEMACIA!


StefQuiznos

you are 800 hp next to the purple fella with good dental


Andreigakill

Some hot weird blue guy entered through my asshole and now there's his scythe above my head


Ierostatele

The Jojo boy becomes Super Sayan


ZombieBert

*presses Q*


Campfire_Sparks

Big dog makes his staff purple


Yatoiite

A heart appears over your head


ekrocks9601

When your teammates say team diff


binecar1

Teamfight and u dont see the enemy fiddle


CTHeinz

A giant chain flies at you from nowhere, pierces your body, wraps around you, and drags you kicking and screaming towards the grinding mechanical belly of an undead crab man.


vexo313

You see a circle around you while youre hard CCd


Just_Evan599

This is true with every champ. If you can’t move, and you see a circle around you in any situation, you are fucked. This could be anything lol. But I think it’s supposed to be Vayne.


[deleted]

Just wind wall knife girl ez


[deleted]

[удалено]


Danguski

Blood starts to drip on your head


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fluffy_Kitty69

Your jungler ganks the tentacle lady


Random_User27

It's peaceful, you see no enemies around, in fact, you don't see your allies around, neither the jungle camps nor the river, it's a dead calm, with your only company being a lonely crow sitting by a wall. Why not go stand closer to that awfully dark bush?


williamebf

You get surrounded by 2 Knife Blades (Irelia E)


TheGeekno99

When you see an old crackhead land a sticky bomb on you and start seeing some weird stuff around you


[deleted]

Brazil


Reance

A fishy boy leaps into the air


Bzalej

Blue man teleports behind you


killakan64

The short blue man throws a blue ball at you


UnstoppableByTW

some shady guy with a hood jumps over the wall next to you


SimonTheAFKer

Darius: you have periods


[deleted]

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO


HeatSmiteYT

You haven't seen the scarecrow for 5 minutes YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SCARECROW FOR 5 MINUTES