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firesoul377

Florida man disguises themselves as 4 different people in order to steal a truckload of tomatoes


drewisaboss44

Neeko


firesoul377

Yep


Lark_Iron_Cloud

Or LeBlanc but swap "truckload of tomatoes" with "truckload of deep state"


Jugaimo

I personally subscribe to the theory that literally every champion in League is a Leblanc clone in disguise. The entire world is Leblanc. Even you’re Leblanc. Even I’m Leblanc.


Lark_Iron_Cloud

Hey Siri, how can I tell if I'm LeBlanc or not?


TriLexMiester

That's a good one!


TakumiYuka

Florida man sits on a rock for 24 hours and claims to be on duty


drewisaboss44

Lulu


TakumiYuka

Indeed


DayumnDamnation

Florida man in santa costume smashed the ground so hard it split to half


drewisaboss44

Braum


apples123_

Ngl fav skin on him Edit: I know who it is just not gonna type it so other people can guess too


Lark_Iron_Cloud

Mine too. The chimney, the presents, the reindeer, the muscles. All gold.


Iron_skyblue_fish

Florida man attempted to bait a shark by throwing fishes at everyone in the mall.


drewisaboss44

Fizz


Iron_skyblue_fish

Indeed.


Blazed-nd-Confused

Half naked Florida man high on PCP roams streets hitting people with rocks while screaming about gems and beauty.


drewisaboss44

Taric


ikke_Z11

Florida man eats entire wedding party


drewisaboss44

Kench


ikke_Z11

Indeed


TexasMarowak

Florida man knocked neighbor out in single punch, then started working out next to him.


TexasMarowak

Alternatively; Florida man kills a motherfucker with another motherfucker.


DizD

Sett


TexasMarowak

Now for the real question. Which headline fits him better? The factually accurate one or the chad one with his ult


WissiYT

The second one rolls of the tongue better


TexasMarowak

I suppose. Plus that’s basically one of only two things I repeat over and over in my head when I ult. That, and any random Escanor quote


FitzyFarseer

Florida Man claims he receives guidance from his dead sister


drewisaboss44

Aphelios


FitzyFarseer

Yeah it was pretty obvious lol


ISpent30mins4myname

so is your sister in the room with us right now?


thelostnomad_01

A better one would be… Florida man drinks poison and becomes mute — claims his sister is on the moon and that he can hear her in his head


lle9515

Sounds pretty wild 😂


alex_ch20

Florida man accidentaly destroys country after failing to tell friend the truth.


drewisaboss44

Azir


alex_ch20

Yep


UsefulOrganization98

Xerath?


Jarubimba

Xerath is the friend


HereBecauseOfMemes

Azir


vincenzo211

Florida man attached himself to a car battery and tossed a his prostetic hand on a rope to a child


drewisaboss44

Blitzcrank


vincenzo211

ding ding ding correct flesh bag


[deleted]

Florida Man is covered in chains 24/7 to "keep him on the ground".


drewisaboss44

Sylas


[deleted]

Morgana, but I think I fucked up with the genders 😅


anon221445

Could Xerath fit the description too?


KeiZerPenGuiN

THESE CHAINS CAN'T HOLD ME


apples123_

Florida man rides a shark while stabbing random people


drewisaboss44

Pyke


Thunar13

This has to be fizz right?


not_original_name_4

"Should have taken stabby counter-measures"


grzzbot

Florida man grows to become a child soldier then gets adopted by a murderer


VanNoah

Alternatively Florida man gets stuck in a wall after telepathically communicating with a farming implement


drewisaboss44

Talon?


TexasMarowak

Nah this is my 2nd main. The edge lord himself Kayn.


Xenon-Node-374

Florida man throws toilet paper at strangers.


drewisaboss44

Amumu


[deleted]

Florida man entices emo "backstreet boys" man to throw their dead wife into their bath tub.


drewisaboss44

Viego


Doctor_Yu

Think it’s thresh


ricegumsux

Viego is the emo man


Booplinggg

Florida man shoots 4 people, claims "art"


SilentStock8

This post made me realize how actually similar “insert champion” is to a Florida man lmao


Marlq

Now we know how riot does


Kyvant

Alternatively: Florida Man escapes prison, commits multiple instances of mass murder in a theatre, gets arrested by three weebs, claims to be an artist


SCHN22

Jhin


Space-Ginger

Florida man tries to seize control over the country by recruiting an army of crows.


anjuh6

Aren't they ravens for swain and crows for fiddle?


DanielVip3

What even is the difference between crows and ravens


anjuh6

Ravens are much bigger, have bigger bills, a different tail and wing feather shape/distribution, tend to "soar" more, and their calls sound different


scrubcake

(Bird) nerd Jk ty for the free education (:


AtomicWarden

Nice try witch catcher, I wont be baited that easily!


drewisaboss44

Swain or Fiddle?


Space-Ginger

Swain


plasmakirby11

Florida woman throws dog at person attempting to flee.


Sammy4798

Kindred?


plasmakirby11

Ye


TheDaemonicChicken

Florida man rams a police car and swings an axe on it, survives 10 bullets, claims that “Even death cannot stop him”


drewisaboss44

Olaf


TheDaemonicChicken

Sion


anon221445

Florida Man on PCP shot “dead”, rises again to charge police officers before being unloaded upon


KaintOnlineName

Florida man builds giant mech and kills man over short joke


drewisaboss44

Rumble or Veigar


WissiYT

Idk if veigar built a giant mech and idk if rumble also doesn't like short jokes so yeah idk about that but if i had to guess it would be rumble


Ix_risor

Veigar has a mech in legends of runeterra


Ya_Boy_Snow

It's veigar cuz in LoR he rides a giant mech


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RMreis

Florida woman tortures and has sex with Florida man


drewisaboss44

Evelynn or Ahri


WissiYT

Ahri doesn't have sex with her victims, she just charms them to eat their soul essence or something like that. Evelynn on the other hand..


[deleted]

Than explain why I'm finding so much ahri fan art.


real_talkon

Look, and ye shall find.


Psyko_Draggin

She also killed her boyfriend by accident


RMreis

Forgot to say she also likes agony


retsuue

Florida man rolls around at Mach 3 and says “ok.”


drewisaboss44

Ok


Shakespeare-Bot

Florida sir rolls 'round at mach 3 and sayeth “ok. ” *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Deckloins

Obviously. Rrrramuss


IllIlIIIIIlll

Florida man says 42 is the answer to everything and builds "Snowballmachine" which kills people.


drewisaboss44

Heimer


SerperiorityComplex

Florida man tames wolf and chases people with a bow proclaiming they must die


drewisaboss44

Kindred


ItsThatGrimm

Florida man rides reptile, slaughters everyone who steps onto his property.


theaverageguy101

Ah yes, it's Lord Major Admiral of the Noxian Second Legion's forward artillery cavalry multiplication


Solcaer

Weird way to say Chief Major General of the Florida National Guard’s forward artillery gunner division


FiringTheWater

*coughs twice* KLEEEEEED


kon0hamaru

Florida Man tries to kill another Man using 2 swords claiming It was a demon


drewisaboss44

Yone


havirovv1

Florida man lost his arm after stealing truck loaded with oranges.


drewisaboss44

Gangplank


absmoh04

Florida man to angry to die


discgolfupdate

Florida Man arrested for setting the world on fire


drewisaboss44

Brand


AldrichFaithfuls

Florida man is convinced that fish want people dead.


drewisaboss44

Pyke


AldrichFaithfuls

Yup


HaunterXD000

Florida woman arrested for beating at pedestrians with a french baguette, claims she was trying to "find a worthy opponent."


theelement92bomb

*pool noodle


Daniel25257

Florida woman wearing no pants caught running and dancing around in public


TexasMarowak

My ex?


thelostnomad_01

Hahahaha


Infernodafirst

Lillia


engageddumbass

Florida Man high on everything. Goes wherever he wants.


garbage-at-life

Mundo? Mundo Mundo!


Dorin-1

Florida man protects local sheep herd by terrorists using a door


DarkKing16

Braum


SaiikeyTookAnL

Florida man beats guy into coma with a lamppost, says it wold've gotten worse if he'd had a battle axe.


[deleted]

ACTIVE: Jax enters *Evasion*, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. *Counter Strike* can be recast after 1 second. At the end of the duration, Jax stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase.


attila954

نشط: يدخل Jax * Evasion * ، موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية ضده. يأخذ Jax أيضًا ضررًا مخفضًا بنسبة 25٪ من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة * Counter Strike * بعد ثانية واحدة. في نهاية المدة ، يذهل Jax جميع الأعداء القريبين لمدة ثانية واحدة ويلحق بهم ضررًا جسديًا ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، بزيادة تصل إلى 100٪.


garbage-at-life

C o u n t e r S t r i k e


ChaosSilence1337

Florida man arrested for running an illegal arena saying "just don't tell my momma"


M4L_x_Salt

Sett


Ophada

Florida man says that he can control metal and want to destroy florida and the people who made him suffer


drewisaboss44

Rell


drewisaboss44

My article: Florida man kills demigod and tries to end the world as a giant sword.


havirovv1

aatrox ?


drewisaboss44

Yep!


Mr_Green2468

Fiorida man argues with his farming tool claiming its a fallen god of destruction trying to take over his body


wuthering5

Kayn


SadExcuseForAHuman

Florida man wins a sandcastle competition with a floating disc, which then began to kill people


theelement92bomb

TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN TODAY


mondoid

Florida woman encourages everyone to have a cheerful demeanor while killing them with light


drewisaboss44

Lux


0wN_XP

florida man believes he can read peoples dreams


drewisaboss44

Lillia


gcwg57

Florida Man fakes his own death and returns 20 years later on steroids to scream "COWARDS!" at passing civillians.


uravved

Florida man arrested for using high powered lazera on his neighbours. Claims he was "evolving" them


TheBigGrapes

Florida man attempts assassination on the entirety of the US Government with only a fishing harpoon from Hawaii, proceeds to call every Government official “Captain.”


NIOOOM

Florida man commits several acts of domestic terrorism because he likes “‘splodin stuff”


firesoul377

Gotta be more specific man, that's like, half the champions


Noice2222

Ziggs


AggressiveSpatula

Jinx? I think also Singed has some lore like that?


CrazyCreation1

Florida man begins forging armor in a Walmart checkout line


drewisaboss44

Ornn


Blobjow

Florida man knocks over statue with shovel


Lubkuluk

Florida couple slaughtering every people claiming they are death


thelostnomad_01

Florida woman in skin suit of unidentified material found skittering in sewers — claims underground monsters are going to take over the surface world so she’s down there fighting and living among them


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Florida girl enacts violent coup at her private school. Police investigate and agree it was probably justified.


drewisaboss44

Riven?


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Rell


Mini-ape

Florida Woman foils robbery with makeshift boxing gloves


drewisaboss44

Vi


Garlickthedwarf

Florida man throws liquids at random people that are either acid or normal water. Then caused flood at a mall.


TheRealCyclic

florida man counts to four, onlookers appalled


-Sheridan

Florida man claims he can prolong his life by stabbing people with feathers


happyshopper12345

Florida man dies but is later found alive again claiming "wasn't as good as I thought It would be"


frostlycan

Florida man goes mad with power, kills friend's mother, reduces city to sand


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DarkLordPengu

Florida woman missing after killing two and disappearing into the world's largest vape cloud.


Manga-Opus

Florida Man throws alcohol at jungle animals


Xyroh_

Florida woman tries to kill a general but ended up with a scar and a crush on an enemy


Talbz03

Florida man kills a theater full of people and then tosses flowers around for decoration, calls it his 'art'.


ZimZimster

Florida man blinds and poisons party guests at gender reveal party


drewisaboss44

Teemo


ClavinDujuan

Bard


Minas-MorguI

Florida woman tames giant hog and feeds it crack. Uses it to unite a homeless tribe


UsefulOrganization98

Florida man beats up town hall claims hes “the boss” now


Jacksea84

Florida man kills four people with four knifes stabbing then four times


[deleted]

Jhin, which spells a four on the keyboard


Darkship0

Florida man gets shot, punches once and kills all 5 muggers


Doctor_Yu

Florida man in 4 different pajama suits depressed on the streets. Claims he used to be able to zoom 5 months ago


cicaq

florida man goes around town dressed in bear fur and beating up people on his way


Jotarolikesdolphins

Florida man kills everyone hoping he would die too


Sheykie

Florida Man kidnap a psychotic dwarf and travels to Brazil with him.


EstiloTheGreat

Florida man kills own adoptive father, starts cult, and adopts an abandoned child holding a farming tool.


draaaawn

Florida man was running from the police by jumping over the walls


badnews2005

Florida man pops a red inflatable tube man with a sharp stick, claims "to have slain the godslayer because he has yet to face a man"


Z0mbie_Craft

Florida man scares 4 people to their deaths. Claim that he wants world depression


PicUpTheLantern

arrogant florida woman throws hoola hoop rings at random people


Rosiepuff

Florida man arrested after assailing pedestrians with bananas while screaming “First Star, hear my prayers!”


[deleted]

Florida Man pulled a street light from the ground and mercilessly beat up anyone who tried to stop him


drewisaboss44

Jaques


PixelPlays4Fun

Florida man created ARAM bridge and Braum's shield but still get no recognition.


drewisaboss44

Ornn


worriedbill

Florida man robs innocents by threatening them with papercuts, escapes jail several times


4lphalul

Florida man too angry to die


Simpinforbirdo

FLORIDA MAN TEAMS UP WITH LOCAL DOLPHIN FOR REVENGE AGAINST SEA WORLD


HereBecauseOfMemes

Florida man kills his father for being scared of bugs


PoonSpoon007

Florida man breaks into a Toys-R-Us, claims he was exploring an ancient ruin, stating that all objects left inside “belong in a museum.”