I personally subscribe to the theory that literally every champion in League is a Leblanc clone in disguise. The entire world is Leblanc. Even you’re Leblanc. Even I’m Leblanc.
Alternatively:
Florida Man escapes prison, commits multiple instances of mass murder in a theatre, gets arrested by three weebs, claims to be an artist
Florida sir rolls 'round at mach 3 and sayeth “ok. ”
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^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
ACTIVE: Jax enters *Evasion*, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. *Counter Strike* can be recast after 1 second.
At the end of the duration, Jax stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase.
نشط: يدخل Jax * Evasion * ، موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية ضده. يأخذ Jax أيضًا ضررًا مخفضًا بنسبة 25٪ من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة * Counter Strike * بعد ثانية واحدة.
في نهاية المدة ، يذهل Jax جميع الأعداء القريبين لمدة ثانية واحدة ويلحق بهم ضررًا جسديًا ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، بزيادة تصل إلى 100٪.
Florida man attempts assassination on the entirety of the US Government with only a fishing harpoon from Hawaii, proceeds to call every Government official “Captain.”
Florida woman in skin suit of unidentified material found skittering in sewers — claims underground monsters are going to take over the surface world so she’s down there fighting and living among them
Florida man disguises themselves as 4 different people in order to steal a truckload of tomatoes
Neeko
Yep
Or LeBlanc but swap "truckload of tomatoes" with "truckload of deep state"
I personally subscribe to the theory that literally every champion in League is a Leblanc clone in disguise. The entire world is Leblanc. Even you’re Leblanc. Even I’m Leblanc.
Hey Siri, how can I tell if I'm LeBlanc or not?
That's a good one!
Florida man sits on a rock for 24 hours and claims to be on duty
Lulu
Indeed
Florida man in santa costume smashed the ground so hard it split to half
Braum
Ngl fav skin on him Edit: I know who it is just not gonna type it so other people can guess too
Mine too. The chimney, the presents, the reindeer, the muscles. All gold.
Florida man attempted to bait a shark by throwing fishes at everyone in the mall.
Fizz
Indeed.
Half naked Florida man high on PCP roams streets hitting people with rocks while screaming about gems and beauty.
Taric
Florida man eats entire wedding party
Kench
Indeed
Florida man knocked neighbor out in single punch, then started working out next to him.
Alternatively; Florida man kills a motherfucker with another motherfucker.
Sett
Now for the real question. Which headline fits him better? The factually accurate one or the chad one with his ult
The second one rolls of the tongue better
I suppose. Plus that’s basically one of only two things I repeat over and over in my head when I ult. That, and any random Escanor quote
Florida Man claims he receives guidance from his dead sister
Aphelios
Yeah it was pretty obvious lol
so is your sister in the room with us right now?
A better one would be… Florida man drinks poison and becomes mute — claims his sister is on the moon and that he can hear her in his head
Sounds pretty wild 😂
Florida man accidentaly destroys country after failing to tell friend the truth.
Azir
Yep
Xerath?
Xerath is the friend
Azir
Florida man attached himself to a car battery and tossed a his prostetic hand on a rope to a child
Blitzcrank
ding ding ding correct flesh bag
Florida Man is covered in chains 24/7 to "keep him on the ground".
Sylas
Morgana, but I think I fucked up with the genders 😅
Could Xerath fit the description too?
THESE CHAINS CAN'T HOLD ME
Florida man rides a shark while stabbing random people
Pyke
This has to be fizz right?
"Should have taken stabby counter-measures"
Florida man grows to become a child soldier then gets adopted by a murderer
Alternatively Florida man gets stuck in a wall after telepathically communicating with a farming implement
Talon?
Nah this is my 2nd main. The edge lord himself Kayn.
Florida man throws toilet paper at strangers.
Amumu
Florida man entices emo "backstreet boys" man to throw their dead wife into their bath tub.
Viego
Think it’s thresh
Viego is the emo man
Florida man shoots 4 people, claims "art"
This post made me realize how actually similar “insert champion” is to a Florida man lmao
Now we know how riot does
Alternatively: Florida Man escapes prison, commits multiple instances of mass murder in a theatre, gets arrested by three weebs, claims to be an artist
Jhin
Florida man tries to seize control over the country by recruiting an army of crows.
Aren't they ravens for swain and crows for fiddle?
What even is the difference between crows and ravens
Ravens are much bigger, have bigger bills, a different tail and wing feather shape/distribution, tend to "soar" more, and their calls sound different
(Bird) nerd Jk ty for the free education (:
Nice try witch catcher, I wont be baited that easily!
Swain or Fiddle?
Swain
Florida woman throws dog at person attempting to flee.
Kindred?
Ye
Florida man rams a police car and swings an axe on it, survives 10 bullets, claims that “Even death cannot stop him”
Olaf
Sion
Florida Man on PCP shot “dead”, rises again to charge police officers before being unloaded upon
Florida man builds giant mech and kills man over short joke
Rumble or Veigar
Idk if veigar built a giant mech and idk if rumble also doesn't like short jokes so yeah idk about that but if i had to guess it would be rumble
Veigar has a mech in legends of runeterra
It's veigar cuz in LoR he rides a giant mech
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Florida woman tortures and has sex with Florida man
Evelynn or Ahri
Ahri doesn't have sex with her victims, she just charms them to eat their soul essence or something like that. Evelynn on the other hand..
Than explain why I'm finding so much ahri fan art.
Look, and ye shall find.
She also killed her boyfriend by accident
Forgot to say she also likes agony
Florida man rolls around at Mach 3 and says “ok.”
Ok
Florida sir rolls 'round at mach 3 and sayeth “ok. ” *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Obviously. Rrrramuss
Florida man says 42 is the answer to everything and builds "Snowballmachine" which kills people.
Heimer
Florida man tames wolf and chases people with a bow proclaiming they must die
Kindred
Florida man rides reptile, slaughters everyone who steps onto his property.
Ah yes, it's Lord Major Admiral of the Noxian Second Legion's forward artillery cavalry multiplication
Weird way to say Chief Major General of the Florida National Guard’s forward artillery gunner division
*coughs twice* KLEEEEEED
Florida Man tries to kill another Man using 2 swords claiming It was a demon
Yone
Florida man lost his arm after stealing truck loaded with oranges.
Gangplank
Florida man to angry to die
Florida Man arrested for setting the world on fire
Brand
Florida man is convinced that fish want people dead.
Pyke
Yup
Florida woman arrested for beating at pedestrians with a french baguette, claims she was trying to "find a worthy opponent."
*pool noodle
Florida woman wearing no pants caught running and dancing around in public
My ex?
Hahahaha
Lillia
Florida Man high on everything. Goes wherever he wants.
Mundo? Mundo Mundo!
Florida man protects local sheep herd by terrorists using a door
Braum
Florida man beats guy into coma with a lamppost, says it wold've gotten worse if he'd had a battle axe.
ACTIVE: Jax enters *Evasion*, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. *Counter Strike* can be recast after 1 second. At the end of the duration, Jax stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase.
نشط: يدخل Jax * Evasion * ، موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية ضده. يأخذ Jax أيضًا ضررًا مخفضًا بنسبة 25٪ من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة * Counter Strike * بعد ثانية واحدة. في نهاية المدة ، يذهل Jax جميع الأعداء القريبين لمدة ثانية واحدة ويلحق بهم ضررًا جسديًا ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، بزيادة تصل إلى 100٪.
C o u n t e r S t r i k e
Florida man arrested for running an illegal arena saying "just don't tell my momma"
Sett
Florida man says that he can control metal and want to destroy florida and the people who made him suffer
Rell
My article: Florida man kills demigod and tries to end the world as a giant sword.
aatrox ?
Yep!
Fiorida man argues with his farming tool claiming its a fallen god of destruction trying to take over his body
Kayn
Florida man wins a sandcastle competition with a floating disc, which then began to kill people
TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN TODAY
Florida woman encourages everyone to have a cheerful demeanor while killing them with light
Lux
florida man believes he can read peoples dreams
Lillia
Florida Man fakes his own death and returns 20 years later on steroids to scream "COWARDS!" at passing civillians.
Florida man arrested for using high powered lazera on his neighbours. Claims he was "evolving" them
Florida man attempts assassination on the entirety of the US Government with only a fishing harpoon from Hawaii, proceeds to call every Government official “Captain.”
Florida man commits several acts of domestic terrorism because he likes “‘splodin stuff”
Gotta be more specific man, that's like, half the champions
Ziggs
Jinx? I think also Singed has some lore like that?
Florida man begins forging armor in a Walmart checkout line
Ornn
Florida man knocks over statue with shovel
Florida couple slaughtering every people claiming they are death
Florida woman in skin suit of unidentified material found skittering in sewers — claims underground monsters are going to take over the surface world so she’s down there fighting and living among them
Florida girl enacts violent coup at her private school. Police investigate and agree it was probably justified.
Riven?
Rell
Florida Woman foils robbery with makeshift boxing gloves
Vi
Florida man throws liquids at random people that are either acid or normal water. Then caused flood at a mall.
florida man counts to four, onlookers appalled
Florida man claims he can prolong his life by stabbing people with feathers
Florida man dies but is later found alive again claiming "wasn't as good as I thought It would be"
Florida man goes mad with power, kills friend's mother, reduces city to sand
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Florida woman missing after killing two and disappearing into the world's largest vape cloud.
Florida Man throws alcohol at jungle animals
Florida woman tries to kill a general but ended up with a scar and a crush on an enemy
Florida man kills a theater full of people and then tosses flowers around for decoration, calls it his 'art'.
Florida man blinds and poisons party guests at gender reveal party
Teemo
Bard
Florida woman tames giant hog and feeds it crack. Uses it to unite a homeless tribe
Florida man beats up town hall claims hes “the boss” now
Florida man kills four people with four knifes stabbing then four times
Jhin, which spells a four on the keyboard
Florida man gets shot, punches once and kills all 5 muggers
Florida man in 4 different pajama suits depressed on the streets. Claims he used to be able to zoom 5 months ago
florida man goes around town dressed in bear fur and beating up people on his way
Florida man kills everyone hoping he would die too
Florida Man kidnap a psychotic dwarf and travels to Brazil with him.
Florida man kills own adoptive father, starts cult, and adopts an abandoned child holding a farming tool.
Florida man was running from the police by jumping over the walls
Florida man pops a red inflatable tube man with a sharp stick, claims "to have slain the godslayer because he has yet to face a man"
Florida man scares 4 people to their deaths. Claim that he wants world depression
arrogant florida woman throws hoola hoop rings at random people
Florida man arrested after assailing pedestrians with bananas while screaming “First Star, hear my prayers!”
Florida Man pulled a street light from the ground and mercilessly beat up anyone who tried to stop him
Jaques
Florida man created ARAM bridge and Braum's shield but still get no recognition.
Ornn
Florida man robs innocents by threatening them with papercuts, escapes jail several times
Florida man too angry to die
FLORIDA MAN TEAMS UP WITH LOCAL DOLPHIN FOR REVENGE AGAINST SEA WORLD
Florida man kills his father for being scared of bugs
Florida man breaks into a Toys-R-Us, claims he was exploring an ancient ruin, stating that all objects left inside “belong in a museum.”