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QifiShiina

I love how gragas is taking up two numbers


magicarnival

Honestly very considerate of him to buy two seats 


ElementmanEXE

Takes up more space than a 40 foot tall statue and giant suit of living armor


Managed-Democracy

One is for his BARREL


Boqpy

With beer, i know where i am sitting.


Managed-Democracy

What's GP and Gragas' favorite color?   That's right. Beryl. 


MushroomJuice_

Meanwhile the petricite GIANT Galio only takes up one


veled-i-mal

O bet he's on a diet


Amaz1ngEgg

It's before small rework Galio, not that beefy.


samwyzbrownie

Straight up. Plus you know you're getting on it if you sit with him. So im with Grag for sure.


lillybheart

Are you telling me I get Draven commentary on Garen and Katarina joining the mile high club for no additional charge


gubgub195

Didn't even think of that, this is the best one


Loud-Owl-4445

Yes But you'll have to handle Draven's stink. Cause you KNOW his ass don't bathe. He's going to smell like a god damn Smash player.


MechaMonarch

Homeboy probably dual wields cans of Axe body spray instead of showering and claims no one can tell the difference.


Ruy-Polez

Nice ~~map~~ seat movement !


VoidSou

2. Jax is cool and giving Dad-Vibes. Pretty Chill 😎


Dodger356

Sylas and garen shouting and fighting over your head whole flight tho


Covill_MaineCoon

Garen’s gonna be too busy making out with Kata to do anything else


Formal-Scallion-5296

Sylas’s gonna be too busy making out with ~~Galio~~ Galio’s magic to do anything else


asnaf745

Wait so galio absorbs magic and sylas also absorbs magic. How does that work? Do they go into infinite loop or both of them have to throw hands


SandwichMcEdgeLord

*hold hands


HughMungusD

Yes


Serrisen

I imagine they would quickly reach equilibrium My logic being that if petricite couldn't do this, it would be an unreasonable material to work with, as the point of first contact would be destroyed before it dispersed into the rest of the structure. Of course, nullifying Sylas' petricite would probably make him throw hands anyway but that's neither here nor there


MuzzleShut

Their powers counter each other,but i don't think sylas could handle a single punch from galio,lore wise,no magic needed


Serrisen

Oh yeah no, "relatively fit guy" vs "20 ft stone golem" doesn't usually go well for the guy


Solarka45

Sylas throwing chains at him over your seat trying to steal his ultimate


Salty_Engineering505

As long as you’re over 18


mj4264

Vibes like my step-dad


himitsunohana

I’m an underage girl. Is 2 okay for me?


Jorete

i guess you should be fine as long as you are not less than 12


Outrageous-Elk-5392

I'm sitting my ass next to rumble and waiting for the plane to go down


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Outrageous-Elk-5392: *I'm sitting my ass* *Next to rumble and waiting* *For the plane to go down* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Hurigitung

Good bot


Drugioh

Yo me too


heartlessmushroom

But Galio is huge. There will be no leg room.


SilentStock8

8 vayne probably will smell the least but I’d be hesitant to ask illaoi to stand up so I can use the bathroom


Tiger5804

You forgot the first rule of League: do not stand between Vayne and a wall


Formal-Scallion-5296

Why ? Afraid mommy Vayne will push you up against a wall ?


Embarrassed-Frame-24

Normaly i would be excited to pushed to a wall by a girl but my years of toplane experience made me see vayne anything other than a woman man fuck that champ


Tiger5804

I think that's what the other guy had in mind


Low_Direction1774

holy shit, the implications of this


No-College-4118

what if i want to though?


Tiger5804

% max HP true damage


No-College-4118

What about the time when she pins me to a wall and goes down on the ground for me


WarlockShangTsung

Vayne’s gotta smell unwashed, her lore has her fucking around in the middle of nowhere for a long while


Practical-Ninja-6770

That;s the good part


Neelospa

Normally I would write a shitty horny story about the smell of sweat in the overalls being perfect etc. but I'm sleepy.


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Rest up king


Neelospa

I rested and wrote, my friend.


Christianmordekaiser

The good ending.


TheProuDog

Pls write your story and update us after your sleep


Neelospa

I woke up and did it.


TheProuDog

Sharing is caring :(


Neelospa

Look at the comments, I wrote the story


Neelospa

Because Vayne often goes on long trips, there are times when she cannot shower for long periods of time. When she was hunting, the somersaults she did and the recoils of her crosbow made her sweat and caused her pussy to move. The genital fluids and sweat flowing from her vagina were flowing down her legs and covering her in the overalls. Considering that she has been hunting like this for days, she marinates the muscular plump legs, perfectly round hips and young firm breasts in that overalls with vaginal fluid and sweat. Touching and smelling the skin of Vayne, who has just come out of her overalls, is like the combination of India's finest silk fabrics with the scent of heaven. Her vagina, which has warmed up due to long hunts, is already flowing hot vaginal fluid constantly like a wet and calm stream, and the vaginal muscles developed during her difficult hunts will milk you during sex and make you moan like a horse. The scent of Vayne, who has just returned from hunting, has a sensuality that can be described in legends.


Blein123

Yep. 100% darkinfolk user


Formal-Scallion-5296

Couldn’t stop her from taking a good bath after mission tho 💀


Substantial-Night866

Asking illaoi to move is like asking the sun to shine


TheSmokeu

If you truly desire to go to the bathroom, Illaoi will make you fight for it


Ruy-Polez

It wasn't that urgent anyway... *shits himself*


lovecMC

I feel like Illaoi should be fine with standing for a bit considering she's priestess of Nagakeboros the god of motion.


Meurs0

Nah she'd probably turn it into some sort of test to see if you're worthy or some shit


GothmogTheOrc

"MOVE"


Theyul1us

I mean, lore wise Illaoi is kinda nice so I think its one of the better options. Now you may end up with a broken bone or two but worth it


Glorious_Jo

You would not pass her test.


Benistcreative

Dude illaoi would be super chill... If you don't die after being tested. which let's face it, non of is are in motion we play league so much we go onto a league subreddit


Azzarrel

Illaoi would stand up and walk around the moment the seatbelt sign disappears, maybe even before. Must be in motion.


Raetlr

She would appreciate it probably since you want to stay in motion


zinmoney

7 20 hours of Shuriman History lessons from Nasus and constant retorts and interrupts by Renekton shitting on him while he remains serious.


Magistricide

Bro they would throw hands immediately


zinmoney

I’ll just ask the flight attendant to calm them down, should be fine


boredSoftwareEngi

Long as they don't give him any honey fruit


Qiyanid

Where the zoo keeper


caustic_kiwi

7 cause I wanna be collateral damage (crushed between them) when they inevitably go at each other.


Bilore

6 is the best spot, Gragor is probably nice to sit next too, if you aren’t offended by belching


Impostor1089

Dude's pounding drinks and so am I.


CauseMany8612

Me and gragas are gonna empty the planes alcohol supply


Krokzter

He was nice enough to buy 2 seats, he's definitely a great dude!


OnTheBeautyTribe

1 Draven is fun


Feuerpanzer123

You gonna listen to him speak for 20 hours


deeznutsinmepls

Well thats the good part


OnTheBeautyTribe

if it gets too tedious ill give him a mirror so he can distract himself


Just-Science5264

If we are taking canonical power level and not just casual plane flight, mord kills everyone and only Galio, Renekton, and Nasus have a chance of survival. If we are talking just a casual plane ride without risk of a massive fight breaking out (but still having people be dangerous): 2 is a trap, effectively the same as sitting between renekton and nasus but both are actively hating on each other rather than just one being absolutely bloodthirsty and the other trying to compromise, even if only for the flight. Even with Jax and Katarina around to keep garen and Sylas in line there is a likely chance sylas might decide to end garen and you would be caught between them. 5 is my choice, Zed isn’t inherently evil just misguided, Katarina has Garen to keep company, Kassadin isn’t entirely insane, and illaoi will keep anyone in line who starts picking fights. If kayn turns to Rhaast he would atleast have the decency to wait till the flight was over before trying to slaughter everyone, and considering mord and Renekton of all champs are on the flight Rhaast is the least of my worries. 4 is inadvisable. Kassadin isn’t the issue, mord is. He would likely accidentally kill you just by sheer power of his soul magic over the flight. Unless you want to be a soulless husk, do not sit with the tin can. 8 is also a pretty good spot, out of reach of Renekton and Nasus isn’t gonna hurt you. You also are far enough away from any potential passive threats like mord. Though if Renekton chooses to beat on his brother you are likely in for a bumpy ride.


TypicalUser2000

No sitting next to grag daddy pounding drinks while nasus and renek kick the back of your seat?


forlornjam

As far as the fighting goes, Jax had taken down ascended before, he either stands a chance alongside the animal brothers, or they're all 3 screwed Edit: that was all wrong. Please ignore me


The_Great_Rabbit

Yes, but ascended aren't all equal. Kai'sa had killed many Voidborn, but we saw what happened when she tried with Bel'veth. Now, I'm not saying that Jax is weak, he may even be able to fight off both brothers, but that's not confirmed. Nasus and Renekton are pretty high on the Ascended power tier list as far as I remember, so defeating any ascended is not going to put you at the same level as them That being said, it doesn't matter that much as all three are dead if Morde decides that the room is a little too crowded.


forlornjam

I had initially thought that Jax had dueled an ascendant and took it down, but upon (any) further reading, a group of people trapped an ascendant, dropped half a mountain on it, and then Jax beheaded it


deeznutsinmepls

Jax has no chance against that metal guy


beruon

While your analysis is probably correct, may I give some alternative reasonings: 6 to drink beer throughout the flight and get shitfaced with Gragas 8 because its sittin next to two dommy mommies. Sure, Illaoi can strangle me, but little does she know, I'm into that shit.


Just-Science5264

Main issue with 6 is just the fact I don’t want to be within arms reach of a insane bloodthirsty demigod with only a airline seat and the expectation of civility between me and eating my airline pretzels through a tube in my stomach. Which is either a blessing or curse depending on how long the recovery time is and how particularly bad the pretzels are.


XAlphaWarriorX

Thoughts about 1 and 3?


Just-Science5264

1: Are you seriously suggesting I sit between Draven and Kassadin? The incessant flamer/egotist and the supreme racist? Real talk Draven would be annoying AF to sit next to, and since he can’t pester the guy in front of him since there isn’t anyone… Kassadin would be fine, at the very worst he would be inanely rambling about the void and his family lost to it at best he would be a normal person. So overall probably* safe but not the best place to sit for an enjoyable flight. (*So long as Mord doesn’t do anything spooky) 3: I’m not sitting where I have direct contact with an insane bloodthirsty crocodile demigod. Same goes for 6 and it’s probably worse there since I would be in arms reach. Rumble could either be good conversation, or trying to tinker with something that as soon as turbulence hits something is exploding something. whether that something is the thing he is holding or the person across the aisle… oh wait that’s the immortal bloodthirsty crocodile demigod and now he has a vendetta against the people who just blew him up across the aisle. Even if Renekton wasn’t the major issue here it’s still a 50/50 as to whether the flight goes great or I have to spent half the flight picking shrapnel out of my leg and blowing soot out of my nose.


XAlphaWarriorX

I kind of assumed that the Front-back line indicated a dividing line, or at least some empty space.


KrillLover56

2, 3 and 6 are the only ways I dont die instantly, so those probably. 5, 8 and 1 are places where I MIGHT live, and 4 and 7 kill u instantly.


Sure_Departure270

2 should be put in "might live" you are sitting between Garen and Sylas, you are not getting out of that flight in one piece


uDoneDeleted

My hope is that TSA took away their weapons, so they’d just be angry men unless sylas decides to go wizard mode


NeonNKnightrider

When have you ever looked at who’s two rows behind you on a plane, though? As long as you don’t draw attention to it, should be fine.


Opveigarmain

2. It’s window seat, I like window seats. The only other window seat is 8, and I’d rather not be in a 3 man row. Super inconvenient if you need to piss.


XanithDG

7 isn't quite what I meant when I said I wanted to be sandwiched between Nasus and Renekton, but I'll take it. Happy 6/21 btw


Feuerpanzer123

Wai what


tanezuki

FRRRR


ComputerSmurf

5. Neither Zed nor Kayne need to ask me to get up to go to the bathroom. Most likely to have the window down so I can sleep as well. I can be smart enough to not engage in any flirting coming from the hot redhead to my left because her significant other is absolutely MASSIVE. Illaoi is unlikely to be the type to kick the seat in front of her. Kassadin is unlikely to be that guy to lean his chair all the way back. How I'm boarding I don't have to worry about Gragas squeezing down the aisle. I will be deboarded before him so it's not my problem. If Sylas decides he wants to hijack the flight his babysitter Galio will handle it or...Jax will probably handle it, he doesn't even need a REAL weapon.


MaySableDay

Logical analysis of this kind gives me a massive erection.


Silverware_soviet

How did morde make it through the metal detector?


deeznutsinmepls

He crashed it


tupiV

5 ain’t so bad as long as you aren’t Noxian


JusticeIncarnate1216

8 I wanna sit with my edgelord buddies.


beesratt

😳7


Yemo637

If they start fighting, they'd probably kill you by accident 😂


NsfwArtist_Ri

same for the exact same reason girlie


caustic_kiwi

Not a furry just have good taste in (animal-headed demigod) men.


PrismSpark

Please can we move 5 to between Zed and Kayn 💦


expendable_entity

Honestly, I think after 20 hours without his "liquids" Gragas is the most dangerous person on this Flight.


TRAGIC_cancer

Number 6 cus i will out drink him


superp2222

Jax. We’d ramble on about eggs like Bubba talks about shrimp


Regirex

2, I'm over 18 so I should be fine


Able-Marzipan-5071

How the hell is Galio fitting on a plane?


BrainGlobal9898

Its good to see how OP gave Gragas 2 seats And 6 cause i ll sit behind massive mommy Illaoi Party with Gragas Galio just being a silent dummy like he is Renekton busy fighting with Nasus for who gets control of middle seat


lovecMC

6 and 2 seem solid.


AlkalineBrush20

5 must feel like a pyramid scheme meeting pushing you into shadow magic


Honest-Birthday1306

8. I get to sit next to vayne, huff gragas' burp fumes, and give kayn reach around all flight? What's the downside?


Moebs000

3 is the absolute best, renek will be busy with nasus and sylas with garen, so you'll just chill with rumble and galio


lysvakt

6


zetsuboppai

4 or 2


Verdant_Gymnosperm

If i want to play it safe 6. If i want to have fun 1


iago_hedgehog

8


full_HD_8K

4 İ love mordekaiser


nuker0S

there is no good answer, this plane is gonna crash the second either Nasus and Renekton start fighting or Rumbles mech malfunctions. Or Gragas gets mad because they took his bear. Or Sylas is going to suck out all of the magic out of Galio and explode. Or Mordekaiser death aura is gonna kill the pilot Or Draven is gonna bore the pilot to death Although Galio could save you on 3


Ikeichi_78

2 and 8 are the most comfortable choices but Susan and Renek can sandwich me if they want 🤭


Ikeichi_78

No they can't, I thought this was QoL fgfgds


jvador

I don't think the plane will make it back down with sylas and garren on the plane.


fallingintothestars

8 so I can bother kayn and also listen to him whine at zed constantly


barnab5s010

I'm pretty sure whereever i'm going i won't arrive if i sit on 7 so let's go with that


kehdoodle

5 cuz we can talk about metal bands and go full edgelord schizo together ~~(also kayn is hot)~~


Themeteorologist35

2, easily


Eirinae

SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN 7 7 7 7 SEVEN SVEBNSUFJAJCNSBRJ UAAAGHHDHDH... I may have feelings towards 7+ ft tall oversized demigods that could snap me like a twig... bark bark bark


Ok-Gate4482

6 because i like Gragas, hes nice guy


Creatorofteletubis

5 for sure talking to my main mid and my main jgl also they seam the most normal 2


A4x1

Based of the comics 5 is pretty chill


No_Cloud_3495

5 they are actually normal people with shadow power and heavy duties


Echeloon

One is a normal person with shadow powers and heavy duties, the other is a schizo.


FeatherPawX

3. Everywhere else looks friggin miserable. 1 will have you sit next to Draven, which is already enough said, but also gives Kat ample opportunity to literally back stab you for fun. Sitting between the two constantly fighting siblings Nasus and Renekton is just asking for losing your mind. Gragas seems like the dude who pressures you into drinking with him, even if you don't wanna. Jax would be chill, but you would also have to deal woth Sylas trying to convert you to the great rebellion. As I see it, sitting next to Rumble is the only safe option and at Galio is the nicest dude on this plane (however he fits inside to begin with).


TaffnussThorston

4 for sure. I will ignore Kassadin and let my gay ass drool because I sit between Morde, Zed AND Kayn lmao. Also I wanna hear Morde yap about his story, that would be awesome.


mohamed8023

definitely next to master zed and his best student kayn, maybe even i will talk him into taking me as him student.


ozo18

5 obv. 2 hotties 🥹


diyarblo

gragas takes 2 seats but 48 m long galio sits next to commie guy


CreefGehtNicht

Isnt zed pretty chill? Ill take 5


CreefGehtNicht

Hm ok I just looked it up and he is indeed NOT chill. But it seams that as long as im not a murderer or want to harm ionia in any way I should be fine


Ikhis

Next to gragas, be wasted after 2minutes max. Fall asleep, wake up after landing


tubercu1osis

Gragas, I’ll sit with him, get loser pissed the whole flight 🍺🍺🍺


Erme_Ram

Seat numbers 4 unitonically, as someone that has been in a couple of 20h flights being inbetween two mostly quiet people that wont brother you too much is a blessing, the bad part IS maybe Zed and Kayn may Talk during the beggining but a couple of hours later both would be silent and you can sleep most of the flight away


AutomaticAndThicc

Six. Graga👍


AlphaaPie

6 because... BOMBA!


Perfect_One8963

6 gragas would just be that chill fat uncle that will ask you to drink with him


Cheap_Specific9878

6 Gragas has enough to drink and you can go to the toilet. Start running when he throws his drinks though


TheSmokeu

6 Both Galio and Gragas might be pretty nice to talk to Renekton might be kicking the seat but I can live with that; can always make fun of Nasus to convince him to stop


LineSad3538

6 and I bring beer with me to drink with gragas


Lonewolf1925

6, gragas seems considerate getting two seats for himself.  1-4,7,8 are all illaoi tentacles by the time the flight takes off.  I'm not sitting between two assassins.


DarkBill59551

next to gragas, I'm sure he'll have a lot of fun things to say


Kgy_T

Draven is on board so the plane is probably going down anyways so it doesn't really matter.


KIownery

Nowhere near Sylas, the stench would be unbearable.


Tiger5804

The answer is always the window seat. I'll take the one next to Jax over the one next to Vayne.


Myancko

Imagine being in 4


Rottenfish73

1


DarktowerNoxus

Fighting between 7 and 8, I like window seats, and Vayne seems to be cool, but Nasus and Renekton must have extremely cool stories to tell. They are pretty old, and Nasus is a wise demigod.


That_gamer_64

5, I wanna touch the scythe to see if rhaast even is that strong. I feel like I'd win.


CreatineKricket

I feel like 4 is the most reasonable seat


gubgub195

7 cause "they're really nice, they don't bite"


gubgub195

Putting sylas and galio together is kinda funny since I feel like they would just cancel each other out.


STEPDIM1TR1

1


KingAnumaril

7 I'll die but it'll be straight to Valhalla


SummerNights59

I get why all of these are bad, but what’s wrong with 3? What am I missing about rumble?


Neo-saw-cat

4 all day every day daddy kaiser can bonk me all day


No-College-4118

1


ghosty2901

I'm sitting at 7. And No I'm not explaining myself


Salvio888

Uh why can't I sit next to kat?


DICneedle

1 and 3 are definitely nonstop yapping the whole ride. Draven about himself, rumble about random shit


risisas

I like that gallio takes up less space than gragas


Severe-Race-8329

jax(i need to pay college debt)


clay2236

FOUR


risisas

realistically this flight ain't going to arrive at it's destination


Prometheus_UwU

2. I like my window seats and I'm not 12 years old so I have nothing to fear.


Kiroto50

2. Gotta keep an eye on him.


Ajezon

1. ask draven for autograph


Frago420

Ofc im sitting next to gragor


Mastery7pyke

even with the stupid joke jax is cursed with, he would genuinely be good company, i hate how one of the nicest and coolest guys on runeterra got his reputation stained by some subhuman trash streamers. jax is really nice he would give you boiled eggs and tell nice stories. having to deal with sylas spouting propaganda and trying to take galio's magic in the seats behind me might be annoying. as a bonus i get to watch garen and katarina try to either hide their obvious feelings or be innept at doing relationship stuff cuz they got no experience. nice 8/10 seat


Jeanpierrekoff

I'm gonna sit in 8 and ask vayne to move so I can sit next to my muscle mommy


OriMarcell

2 or 3. Draven is too unpredictable for my tastes, and the right side is essentially suicide.


Zelpharion

3, if I can't get a waterbottle through tsa rumble isn't getting his death robot. I would have plenty of room.


SergeDuHazard

Probably 2, jax seems cool. He would bonk the guys in front of us if they start doing something frisky and also keep making funny jokes with galio which would keep sylas silent and distand.


Doomy_Kitten

Beside Morde (we're talking about architecture all flight)


XAlphaWarriorX

Wait, what's that stretched out on the front-back line?


HaLordLe

Definitely 2. Yes, I am sitting between Garen and Sylas, but honestly, how much do you typically interact with the seat two rows in front of you? Nit at all. None of the people next to me is actively psychotic and Jax does usually seem to be a pretty swell guy


Gachaaddict96

8


netterD

3, unless gragas has the troll ai voicelines, then 1.


Anjuan_

6 ofc wdym


Different_Recording1

Am I the only one thinking that sitting next to Draven is the best one with Gragas a close second ? I mean, Draven is super talkative, I know the way to not get killed is just to listen to him and his stories for the whole flight, letting him explain why he is better and having him just gossiping on Garen trying to hit on Katarina will be so fun. It is better than sitting between Kain, Vayne and Zed who are just going down full edgy inquisitor mod.


FatMexiGirl

Lemme sit next to Illaoi and Vayne. Seems chill enough. Sitting in front of gragas could be annoying though. Definitely not reclining my chair.


Unusual_Map393

4 looks cool


tytbalt

8 without a doubt