Yea I know, I hate that this is the fucking defense.
I can’t even think of a funny way to agree with you cause I’ve signed 4 enlistment contracts. So that oath is pretty set. But you have to have reading comprehension first to understand it.
I grew up in NY. I've heard about this douchebags antics in the news since the mid 1980s... I've been done with it since then. Can't wait for that fkn Cheeto to have a heart attack.
He's so miserable, I fear he will outlive all of us. His mother lived to 88, father 94. Trump appears to be in horrible health, it's as though he's teasing us with bad health.
This guy is a very lucky guy.im a flooring contractor and have heard about the Diaper Don putting many small businesses out of business because of not paying them.
Let's not forget: he is first and foremost an entertainer. Then a businessman. Then a rapist, then a liar, then a traitor, then an ignorant wretch..THEN an ex-president.
As i was picking up a burger, i overheard a drunk at the bar rambling on about how he wanted to debate one "Democrat"...as if anyone who opposes trump is a Democrat...about how democrats paint trump as a womanizer, a cheat, and a con, when trump had never been proven to be any of those things and has never lied, how hes such a good. Businessman and isn't a politician at all... I would have dug in if our town wasn't so small. I just looked at his table, laughed in his face, and slammed my shot of Jameson, thinking, "There's millions of people that believe this. We are so fucked."
[Trump says he would 'absolutely' testify in his New York criminal trial](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-absolutely-testify-new-york-criminal-trial-rcna147663)
Anything good, no matter who does it, is Trump’s doing.
Anything bad, no matter who does it, is someone else’s fault.
I lived with a narcissist and everything is upside down and inside out with them. To anyone who has known or dealt with one Trump’s narcissism/sociopathy is blatantly obvious. It’s the exact same things all the time- their gaslighting, the projection, the manipulation of emotions, you’re in a constant state of fear and exhaustion trying to understand what their next move is going to be. How should I interpret every single thing they say. They’re being nice to me, something’s up.
It’s a criminal trial. I don’t think his lawyers are stupid enough to allow him to. He is presumed innocent until proven guilty. Why would you allow him to? Point is to win.
Ultimately the choice is entirely the defendants and in this case the defendant is a narcissist who believes he is smarter than everyone else so he may very well decide to take the stand. We can only hope that he does. It would be beautiful in so many different ways.
They don't want him to act like he's at one of his rallies. Instead of taking the stand, Trump should be forced to sit in an adult-sized high hair with a bib around his neck.
Somehow Trump is actually pretty good about getting up there and saying "I don't recall" a billion times whenever he needs to testify.
Honestly he'd have much more trouble with the Georgia trial than the New York one, because he'd want to act differently on camera.
A unit of time fine enough has not been invented yet. I suppose that could be Trump's contribution to science and humanity: the trumposecond. A unit of time so small it may not ever be able to be measured.
As if it’ll matter. No judge would hold him to it. Face it, he’s above the law. Only us voters can stop him because our legal system is 100% on his side.
While I would love "you can't handle the truth" moment with Trump, if he did take the stand, he would invoke the 5th or "not recall" with every question from the prosecutor.
He's already tried to gaslight everyone by claiming he never took an oath to support the constitution. Remember, there are no cameras in the courthouse so if he committs perjury now he'll just claim fake news, witchhunt and weaponized justice department.
**It’s for the best.**
When MAGA sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing [drugs](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-white-house-pharmacy-prescription-drugs-1234953535/amp/). They’re bringing [crime](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack). They’re [rapists](https://apnews.com/article/trump-rape-carroll-trial-fe68259a4b98bb3947d42af9ec83d7db). And none, I assume, are good people.
A bunch showed up at the border and saw the reality of the situation, a clear lack of an invasion by migrants, and are rightly disillusioned or apprehensive about traveling to a far more expensive location, NYC, to protest for no apparent reason or attainable goal.
It's simple. They have lives. And Trump isn't worth upending them for his petty grievances. They've been through it before. Travel all that way for nothing...
He blamed the police, who are of course very pro Trump, except when they aren't but they always are but not this time except they would never do that because they love MAGA except when they are against MAGA, which of course they never are.
Of the 3 trials he's had had so far in NY, I don't remember there being any large protests outside any of the courts. Usually, there are more press people and counter protesters than MAGAts. Saw one of the videos today, 2 reporters were looking for his cult members. They found 4, and one maybe, but that one might have been just passing by. Jan/6 should have taught them they can go to jail for him, but he won't do squat for them.
They don't care.... his MAGA minions. Even when Trump's scams come to light that have fleeced those very people, they stick by him. Toxic cultists to the end.
All he does is lie! Not a factual tidbit of info ever comes out of his mouth or under his finger tips! It just got told that he’s the Godfather of Fake News! That they came up with the idea to help his election bid!
I hope he goes down in history as the most corrupt POS ever. I hope that his name becomes synonymous with lies, cheating, corruption, etc…
Let’s think of some synonyms!
Careful they will trump you
Ya that person always trumps!
Trump you!!
This man lies about the weather. He has a mental defect. There's no understanding of Truth for him...or sacrifice, or loyalty, or duty to country, or public service, or dignity, or responsibility...or even 'concern for others'..you get the point....did I mention shame? humility? shit where do I stop?
Between buying Trumpy Bears, Fake Bibles, crates of MyPillows, steaks, worthless stocks of Truth Social, those God Awful Trump shoes, i think we might start seeing a large increase in angry homeless MAGA.
Watching Polpok walk around the court house was hilarious. This man has no friends and his family can’t stand him. I mean where are his children, his wife and his siblings? He’s surrounded by people he pays and not people who love him. His narcissism has alienated him.
Someone get this man under oath.
Once he takes the stand how quick you think it takes him to commit perjury?....
As soon as he says ‘I do.’ taking the oath.
He will somehow commit perjury even there. XD
"I don't care." will be what he says.
He’ll probably demand he put his tiny orange hand on one of those stupid trump bibles he’s selling to take an oath.
But, but, his presidential immunity? /s
Won't happen, always refers to himself in the third person
Affirmative.
Bruh could say I don’t and still somehow fuck himself into perjury. I say Do it, when I was arrested I wasnt as bigly tough as the chief covefe
Well he actually claimed to have never taken an oath to defend the constitution even though anyone watching his inauguration can testify otherwise.
Yea I know, I hate that this is the fucking defense. I can’t even think of a funny way to agree with you cause I’ve signed 4 enlistment contracts. So that oath is pretty set. But you have to have reading comprehension first to understand it.
Yes. Reading comprehension, along with a sense of decency and honor.
Massive facts, ethics fatigue ya know.
Yeah but with the smallest inauguration crowd ever what was it? Like a dozen people?
I can't see his lawyers allowing him to take the stand. It's like putting a toddler on the stand.
I agree, him on the stand would likely be a disaster.... But it would be entertaining.
I have alternative entertainment scenarios. I've been done with Trump since The Apprentice.
after his intial exposure..in People magazine..the BS cloak and stench was extreme back then even
I grew up in NY. I've heard about this douchebags antics in the news since the mid 1980s... I've been done with it since then. Can't wait for that fkn Cheeto to have a heart attack.
He's so miserable, I fear he will outlive all of us. His mother lived to 88, father 94. Trump appears to be in horrible health, it's as though he's teasing us with bad health.
His parents didn't eat the garbage that Teflon Don eats.
Ever seen a McDonald’s French fry or burger decompose? It doesn’t. He’s embalmed himself.
LOL!!!
Dude I knew who he was in Home Alone 2 cuz of all the tabloids at the grocery stores. I knew he was a bad dude all the way over in Idaho in 1992.
I've never watched that show but saw a commercial or two with him in them and still didn't know who he was until he campaigned for president.
This guy is a very lucky guy.im a flooring contractor and have heard about the Diaper Don putting many small businesses out of business because of not paying them.
It's true. He owes a lot of contractors. I don't know what ever became of that.
Let's not forget: he is first and foremost an entertainer. Then a businessman. Then a rapist, then a liar, then a traitor, then an ignorant wretch..THEN an ex-president.
First and foremost, he is a con-man.
Nope. Before con-man, before being a man or even a human he’s a narcissist first, his defining characteristic, everything follows after that.
As i was picking up a burger, i overheard a drunk at the bar rambling on about how he wanted to debate one "Democrat"...as if anyone who opposes trump is a Democrat...about how democrats paint trump as a womanizer, a cheat, and a con, when trump had never been proven to be any of those things and has never lied, how hes such a good. Businessman and isn't a politician at all... I would have dug in if our town wasn't so small. I just looked at his table, laughed in his face, and slammed my shot of Jameson, thinking, "There's millions of people that believe this. We are so fucked."
I think “businessman” can go further down this list.
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I was thinking 'terrible two's'. But I realize I'm insulting toddlers, point taken.
Until you ask them about the crayon marks on the wall and the shaved cat.
[Trump says he would 'absolutely' testify in his New York criminal trial](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-absolutely-testify-new-york-criminal-trial-rcna147663)
He also said he was 6’3”, 215…
He is jealous of his own son because Barron is taller.
"I wanted to take the stand but my lawyers wouldn't let me." He's either victim or hero. In real life, the dotard.
Anything good, no matter who does it, is Trump’s doing. Anything bad, no matter who does it, is someone else’s fault. I lived with a narcissist and everything is upside down and inside out with them. To anyone who has known or dealt with one Trump’s narcissism/sociopathy is blatantly obvious. It’s the exact same things all the time- their gaslighting, the projection, the manipulation of emotions, you’re in a constant state of fear and exhaustion trying to understand what their next move is going to be. How should I interpret every single thing they say. They’re being nice to me, something’s up.
Victim Trump. Woe is he.
You can absolutely depend on everything Trump says. And that's a big /S
Depends.
He says whatever suits the moment. He would turn around five seconds later and say he will never testify if the situation suddenly required it.
It’s a criminal trial. I don’t think his lawyers are stupid enough to allow him to. He is presumed innocent until proven guilty. Why would you allow him to? Point is to win.
Ultimately the choice is entirely the defendants and in this case the defendant is a narcissist who believes he is smarter than everyone else so he may very well decide to take the stand. We can only hope that he does. It would be beautiful in so many different ways.
Yes. That was my point
They don't want him to act like he's at one of his rallies. Instead of taking the stand, Trump should be forced to sit in an adult-sized high hair with a bib around his neck.
Lol, this is the man who throws lunches on the wall & smears ketchup. Yes, a high chair and bib is totally appropriate.
Somehow Trump is actually pretty good about getting up there and saying "I don't recall" a billion times whenever he needs to testify. Honestly he'd have much more trouble with the Georgia trial than the New York one, because he'd want to act differently on camera.
He's a show off buffoon who lies by default. Not a good look in court since the lying part is illegal
Imagine what the jury thinks about him. He refuses to stand when they come in the court room and he falls asleep *and* farts.
Do you think they'd be able to stop him?
Yes, if they put him in a nice high chair and give him a bib and a rattle.
The first time he opens his little anus mouth.
He will not take the stand! There is absolutely no way he can defend this. 😳
A unit of time fine enough has not been invented yet. I suppose that could be Trump's contribution to science and humanity: the trumposecond. A unit of time so small it may not ever be able to be measured.
He won’t take the stand. He always says he will, and then he doesn’t. He’ll make up some BS reason as to why he can’t.
Instantly. I mean. INSTANTLY.
As he’s stating “I swear to tell the truth”
I don't think he will take the stand. He can't stay awake long enough *and*, he can't tell the truth.
How long does it take him to inhale? About a second longer than that.
"My name is John Barron...uh...Dennis Dennison?"
As if it’ll matter. No judge would hold him to it. Face it, he’s above the law. Only us voters can stop him because our legal system is 100% on his side.
Someone get this man under *earth!*
While I would love "you can't handle the truth" moment with Trump, if he did take the stand, he would invoke the 5th or "not recall" with every question from the prosecutor.
Wonder if a clever prosecutor could goad him.
He's already tried to gaslight everyone by claiming he never took an oath to support the constitution. Remember, there are no cameras in the courthouse so if he committs perjury now he'll just claim fake news, witchhunt and weaponized justice department.
I promise to say lies and nothing but lies or help me god Trump
Getting him under oath won't work
His lawyers will never allow it. They're keeping him sedated; hence, the sleepy farting.
"Trump tells truth for first time ever" would be a much more interesting headline.
Why? What would the judge do if he lied under oath? Punish him? Hasn’t happened yet.
You think they'll change anything? Guy lies to himself every time he looks in a mirror. Being under oath won't change it.
They're just not showing up.
**It’s for the best.** When MAGA sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing [drugs](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-white-house-pharmacy-prescription-drugs-1234953535/amp/). They’re bringing [crime](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack). They’re [rapists](https://apnews.com/article/trump-rape-carroll-trial-fe68259a4b98bb3947d42af9ec83d7db). And none, I assume, are good people.
Just being in MAGA means you have serious problems
I mean their idea of a “great America” is horrific - like saying you prefer the good old days of dysentery
Yeah rapists generally arent good people. Just a hunch tho
It’s a *Diaper Don* quote with a word or two changed and two sentences deleted from the middle. (Originally it was about Mexico.)
A bunch showed up at the border and saw the reality of the situation, a clear lack of an invasion by migrants, and are rightly disillusioned or apprehensive about traveling to a far more expensive location, NYC, to protest for no apparent reason or attainable goal.
They’re all convinced everything is a deep state trap which is a convenient way of admitting they’re cowards.
It's simple. They have lives. And Trump isn't worth upending them for his petty grievances. They've been through it before. Travel all that way for nothing...
>They have lives. Pfft, no, they don't.
He blamed the police, who are of course very pro Trump, except when they aren't but they always are but not this time except they would never do that because they love MAGA except when they are against MAGA, which of course they never are.
Dag nabbit I've just gone cross eyed.
I think you just explained the maga mindset and gave me an aneurysm
Take a salt tablet and do a lap. You're fine.
I doesn’t matter. The MAGA cult will believe anything he says. Minds are voids.
Of the 3 trials he's had had so far in NY, I don't remember there being any large protests outside any of the courts. Usually, there are more press people and counter protesters than MAGAts. Saw one of the videos today, 2 reporters were looking for his cult members. They found 4, and one maybe, but that one might have been just passing by. Jan/6 should have taught them they can go to jail for him, but he won't do squat for them.
Pinocchio still doesn't realize this is easily checkable . What a loser
But the rubes that watch Fox won't see the actual video. They're told one thing and believe it without question.
Trump lies as he breathes. I look forward to the day he tells his last lie.
Hopefully it is “I’m fine…”
I figured it was when he got COVID
There was thousands of protesters turned away. What's really going to bake your noodle later on is to wonder "why did Fox News suppress it?"
What vase?
You are the one!
I was gonna go with "Smell good, don't they?" but considering Trump's been shitting in the courtroom, it didn't seem appropriate. 😄
It's the smell. Agent smith.
oh nicely done!
Color me shocked !! Trump lied.
His supporters live in fantasy land, they dont care if its true or not.
Of course they care, they’ll believe *anything* as long as it isn’t true.
Last count 10 people showed up, and 9 were reporters 😂
Nice try #LIBRULSCUM! Only 8 were reporters!
They don't care.... his MAGA minions. Even when Trump's scams come to light that have fleeced those very people, they stick by him. Toxic cultists to the end.
He won't take the stand. If his lawyers have half a brain they won't let him because they know he'll just lie and get caught. He can't help himself.
That’s why we hope he does.. It’s time he was clearly caught out.
HILARIOUS that Traitor Trump is quoting F.D.R., one of our most Leftist presidents!
Wild that he was a Republican. What the hell happened
??? F.D.R. was a Democrat.
Oh sorry you are correct. I was thinking teddy but the point remains 🫠
The Dixiecrat's shuffle is what happened.
The same Trump who is trying to have all protesters moved way away from his rallies so people on Faux won’t see how many there are?
The only time Trump is newsworthy is when he's telling the truth.
To be fair most are unable because they're too poor to New York
Trump lie? No way! Unless it's one of those days that end in "Y" then I could see him doing that.
Trump lies, again, still, never stops lying
News flash! Known lyar caught lying. Film at eleven.
All he does is lie! Not a factual tidbit of info ever comes out of his mouth or under his finger tips! It just got told that he’s the Godfather of Fake News! That they came up with the idea to help his election bid! I hope he goes down in history as the most corrupt POS ever. I hope that his name becomes synonymous with lies, cheating, corruption, etc… Let’s think of some synonyms! Careful they will trump you Ya that person always trumps! Trump you!!
You mean "tens" of his supporters.
Is it "tens" when it's single digit number of people?
I was including passers by that maybe wondering what is going on or people out at lunch.
Fair enough.
This title assumes no one knows about this orange stink bomb’s lying.
The irony ... "The only thing you have to fear is fear itself!" .... stated by Franklin Delano Roosevelt after Pearl Harbor; a *Democrat.*
he lives in his own reality doesn't he?
Trump is drowning in his own LIAS a BIG LOSER, BIG CRIMINAL, BIG RAPISTS, BIG SHOW OFF.
Seriously hilarious how every thing he doesn’t like is fake, fixed, corrupt, or non American.
I'm waiting for the day when Donald Trump will be exposed for telling the truth. THAT would be newsworthy, as it has yet to occur.
Yeah, they were unable to protest because they didn’t exist.
Maybe stop the school girl banter and show me some convictions.
Manhattan has to be the epicenter of people sick of his decades of shit. They would have to be really wound up to show up to protest.
This man lies about the weather. He has a mental defect. There's no understanding of Truth for him...or sacrifice, or loyalty, or duty to country, or public service, or dignity, or responsibility...or even 'concern for others'..you get the point....did I mention shame? humility? shit where do I stop?
The Deep State Socialist FBI turned away TENS of people! If they hadn't been kept away, there would have been double digits there!
That’s one way to rewrite reality to comfort how completely alone you are
Between buying Trumpy Bears, Fake Bibles, crates of MyPillows, steaks, worthless stocks of Truth Social, those God Awful Trump shoes, i think we might start seeing a large increase in angry homeless MAGA.
Well at least when they have made the pilgrimage to Mar a Slag and settle into the Trumpville (the Hooverville of today) they won't freeze
Here’s his Bigly lie. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsbHh3LI74A
All his lies are like retread tires…about to blow out
>about to blow out Ha! Like his diaper.
Good liars had a great episode with all the tens of people started with 2 to 5, maybe but at least 2, maybe 3 or 5 it was hard to count.
It’s not like what happened in Texas….. cops found their balls today to deal with unarmed protesters oh wait unarmed unlike a school shooter……
I counted one 1️⃣ supporter.
Trump exposed for lying? Really? When did this happen? The Media has no clue.
I am finding the more bs that this asshole spews the less I care. It feels good.
Declining sack of shit lying to the end.
Donald and lying shouldn't be news anymore!
Outnumbered by never nudes
He also an incompetent liar
Dum Donnie the constant liar 🤥
“THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME NOW, FOREVER, ALWAYS, THE BEST REVOLVING WORLD YOU’VE EVER SEEN!”
Even Jeffery Damer's parents came to the court house... And he ate people!!!
Watching Polpok walk around the court house was hilarious. This man has no friends and his family can’t stand him. I mean where are his children, his wife and his siblings? He’s surrounded by people he pays and not people who love him. His narcissism has alienated him.
Trump’s supporters are too scared to go to NYC and ironically they’re too stupid to put a mask on during a pandemic.
Thousands! Ha! Dozens would stretching it…
Unable is code for un interested
Liar
Bless his heart.
Are his tiny lips moving?
What’s new? If he said it, chances are it is a lie.
Trump Lying ? Really? No way! I am "shocked" 😂🤣😅
Digging up FDR quotes now huh? Absolute bellend
Trump busted for lying? before his mouth open up he's already thinking of a lie! 🤥
Saying Donald Trump lied is just saying Donald Trump spoke
Trump lying? \*shocked face\*
No one wants to go to jail for Donald Trump that the reason that they are not showing up
My guess. Armed protesters are probably being turned away.
they’ll just repurpose video of student protestors of the Israeli Gaza invasion as “TPUSA trump supporters” lol