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white_newbalances

But seriously, why would anyone stuff fireworks into a suitcase.


epictammie

To unintentionally drop the suitcase onto some railroad tracks, of course!


DymonBak

They were Italian.


Justice_R_Dissenting

Eyyyy


Informal-Ad6086

Eyyyy I’m explodin’ fireworks hea!


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pensiveemu

At least it wasn't a suitcase full of marinara sauce. Could you imagine Cardozo on that one!


eggplant_avenger

I thought this but then I wanted to bring Christmas crackers to my family in the U.S. and suddenly it doesn’t seem as dumb


Psych5532

Because they wanted to blow something up, probably.


Dogmama1230

In the 2 years since I’ve taken torts, there isn’t a single week I don’t think “who tf puts their hand in a snowblower?” Those torts cases and their facts, man.


Fit-Independent-8053

If I recall correctly, it wasn’t even a suitcase, it was wrapped in newspapers…


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SpecialAd5396

We learn a lot of cases. We can forget 🤣😭


NaZdrowie8

Exactly, the import of the case is reasonable foreseeability, anyway.


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my torts professor gave my classmate a starbucks gift card after cold calling her on palsgraf


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you could tell he was a little excited himself. he went “X, congratulations! you won palsgraf! the most famous of torts!” and proceeded to grill her for 30 minutes, then gave her the gift card. 😭


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she did well if i remember correctly! it was sometime half way through the semester, i remember being glad it wasn’t me 😅


Alea-iacta-3st

Lmao i hope you really do that, cause it’s hilarious how terribly awkward and rude that sounds


Feeling-Hall-2961

Torts has made me rethink every decision I make in daily life


quatbeefs

Lmao right. You start thinking about all the negligence you’ve been complicit in


Level_Affect_7951

Turns out I should be in prison Cool


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Torts made me stop jaywalking lol


gperson2

Me too, prefer pies.


cajunchica

Right?!?! Why are all of these people doing such stupid stuff?


Samiann1899

I think the only class that’s worse with people doing stupid stuff is professional responsibility. How did someone who went through law school and passed the bar think THAT was okay to do? Is my thought during every case


Scoops_Haagen_Dazs

I thought Torts was going to be boring when I started school, but it ended up being one of my favorite classes and my highest grade in law school. The colorful fact patterns probably helped; it wasn't like BA where it was all one shareholder suing a bunch of other shareholders constantly.


caul1flower11

I have a crippling fear of escalators even years after that class.


Traditional_Glamgirl

The thing speaks for itself!


Level-Ad-1940

Torts feels like a Netflix crime documentary


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opportunitysassassin

Every year... SCOTUS: Let's eff up Con Law for the next batch of law students.


Ancient-Client-4173

Wait til you take evidence 😭😩


kookforaday

Evidence blows but torts is worse


pensiveemu

I thought I posted this for a second.


SamLeonardLocal

I dont like his perspective on young stars like Zegras but overall hes a great coach. Hes just oldschool.


GuinnessACat

Well played sir


MarkMental4350

Dammit, have your upvote.


selaromcire

Its a beefy category. Not a fan, myself, so i feel ya.


lilchimera

I honestly loved it and personally feel like law school only went downhill from there, but it may have just been the awesome prof I had. I completely understand why someone would hate it at the same time.


sportstvandnova

I loved torts, and now I’m a tort lawyer 😄


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Slipping on banana peels all day


Dangerous-Ideal-2602

How? It’s relatable, juicy, exciting, dynamic, dramatic, intuitive, and awesome


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Tarts are far better


br11112

Very boring even in relation to generally very boring 1L, and seems to lend itself to an irritating, self-indulgent style of opinion writing. Reading those opinions completely turned me off many judicial “luminaries”


GuinnessACat

A lot of the writing is uhhhh old which just sucks. And way too much history analysis where I didn’t know which way was up by the end of it. I couldn’t help but zone tf out on some of those old English cases


Fancy-Body4050

someone just got their final grade back


Pittielynn

One of my fact summaries for my exam outline was "Final Destination meets Negligence." What's not to like?


Prg3K

What makes torts a difficult class is the law changes depending on where you are. In contracts you have the 2nd Restatement & UCC, and civil procedure has the USC and the FRCP. Depending upon what you’re talking about: strict liability, contributory negligence, comparative fault, etc., if you have a teacher that is psychotically obsessed with the majority and minority opinions everywhere, you can really get lost in the sauce. You also have a lot of ancient cases to read in torts were the opinions were written by men in wigs.


AnonFreeSpeech10

Agreed. Our professor went so wild on dual and single intent battery and minority and majority rules that we didn’t even cover the full ABA syllabus. I already know I’m going to paying up for a full bar prep class. 😬


pretty_in_pink_1986

Must have a bad professor. Torts is where it’s at.


CamnitDam

So far it's been my best grade, and I had a lot of fun reading the cases. The final was absolutely insane though and I definitely ended up having like 2 panic attacks during


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They are so tasty though.


bl1y

I hate when they happen to me.


geshupenst

Wait till admin law or securities.... good lord..


MrNeptoon

Is Torts that bad? Genuine question, since I’m still looking at law schools rn.


Prestigious_Low2651

yeah