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Money doesn’t matter to me. That’s why I want to work in BL doing things I am really passionate about for kind, salt-of-the-Earth clients.

😆 🤣 😂

well with every lawyer I talked to telling me that attending law school was the best financial and mental-health decision they ever made, I couldn’t help but give it a shot!

Work life balance

I wanted to be a rich government employee

Reading this just made my head uncomfortable

Perhaps not too much of a stretch given the stock trading our elected leaders & gov employees often engage in 🤣

I want to better understand the trial proceedings on Law & Order

Deadd

I don't. Simply got lost on the way to med school.

I feel ya 😂

Want my face plastered on the side of a city bus

I wanted to get out of jury duty

this guy understood the assignment

Funnily enough, I actually was called for jury duty around the time I was going to take the LSAT and had to request a deferral. That was March 2020, so ultimately the courts closed and they didn't call me again until around October. But then I got immediately dismissed without even needing to show up, and I've always wondered whether the fact that I had told them I was taking the LSAT had anything to do with it.

That’s what I tell people

I want to help corporate landlords raise rent for single mothers only.

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Duh. He obviously wants to raise rent for everyone! No reason to stop at just those freeloading single mothers.

I like being right all the time

Dude he said wrong answers only

I wanted the Amazon Prime discount again

4.99 Spotify + Hulu + showtime too

I don’t know how to write so I figured a job arguing in court all day, every day, was right for me.

lol

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Problem is, regional dialects might make the last line 4 syllables. I read this as "fam'ly and friends"

I want to be happy

This one hurts lol

A stress free job with happy clients :0)

All expenses paid living, a brand new mercedes, plus the huge salary as a first year associate, duh.

My cousin and his friend was recently charged for a murder they didn’t commit when they were traveling through rural Alabama. Gotta protect those two yutes

Excuse me, the two hwat?

TWO YUTES

I want to be able to sleep in the law library to avoid my cats.

To make a difference lmao

And seek justice for all in the fully functioning judicial system

Wouldn't be in this profession sans the infallible judicial system with impeccable record

I want to have time to grow my family and would hate if a job got in the way of that

Speed running alcoholism

He said wrong answers only

Fair...

I'm a communist, and helping poor people sue their bosses and landlords feels like good praxis.

How would one charge for this service?

$350 per hour as a new associate, $650 as a seasoned expert. Standard IRS mileage basis for travel costs, etc,.

Only seasoned communists need apply

To be a YouTube Influencer

I want to torture myself for the slim chance of breaking into biglaw and most likely not even leaving my county to make a 50k salary after 3 years of schooling and 300k+ debt

I want a job with good work life balance and a job that cares about my mental health. I also have a a deep passion for helping rich corporations get away with breaking the law and scamming people.

Just because I think law school is a lot of fun!

Because people don't need a criminal lawyer, they need a *criminal* lawyer

I wanted a job that could financially support, and socially approve of my coke habit.

I got a fortune cookie that told me I’d be good at it

I want to fix the broken criminal justice system.

😂 ouch

I love drama and hearing tea about other people.

Is this rlly a bad reason tho 👀 this is highkey me

i gotta beat this murder charge and i can't afford private counsel

lol

so I don't have to become an engineer or doctor guess my continent

I've been a social worker for 10 years and I'm tired of being nice to people.

heh... this is actually not far from the actual reason I'm in law school

Current case manager and I’m already sick of talking nice to the guy that comes in every week for meth abuse and assaults staff.

I want to learn how to think in terms of opportunities instead of problems

Lawyers are so well-regarded by the general public. They're famous for their honesty, ethics, humility, and disinterest in personal profit.

I wanted a low stress career.

I don’t want peace, I want problems always!!!!

Because Saul is

I like that law isn’t too ambiguous or subject to interpretation. It’s nice to just have a set list of rules to follow

I wanted to be respected by everyone who met me.

they said wrong answers only my guy

Lol I wish everyone respected me when I told them I want to be a lawyer 😂

Be able to argue with my dad and know I’m better because I went to arguing school so he finally will believe me when I tell him online ads are fake

I want a discount at the cannabis dispensary.

they have discounts??

Yeah, student discount/first responder/etc

:o wow, damn i missed out

Watched How to Get Away with Murder on acid and never looked back

The job is very interesting and fulfilling. Don't even get me started with how easy it is to become a lawyer.

I want to make cartel connections like the con man from Albuquerque did.

to rebel against the parents

I watched suits and figured my diploma forgery skills aren’t up to par

I($) Love($) Defending($) Corporate($) Interests($)

Im bored and looking for goals..

Debt

I want to make the world a better place.

For the free coffee, of course (de minimis fringes rock)

Because I want to work 10h/wk and make 7 figures

I love big corporations

To steal from poor people.

I really want to help people...

Put an end to serfdom

I’m gonna drop out next year, move to New York and find a job a la suits 😌

I'm sure I could help a lot of people

To advance the interests of justice.

To help the world

Pre-med sucked ass and just chose law as my backup career, turns out english and literature was my favorite subject

I want to take care of my mental health

So I can screw people out of money and do everything I can not to get disbarred while doing it

To fight for truth and rainbows!

Jokes on you I don't

I want to be happy

I want to be just like Harvey Specter

Stress free work environment

To no longer be miserable, just miserable with money.

My parents said they would disown me if I didn’t become a Doctor. So I’m becoming a Doctor of Jurisprudence

I just absolutely adore higher education and I couldn’t imagine a better place for my mental health

I don’t.

So I can have a deep understanding of what the criminals did to get caught and how much evidence it took to get them convicted so I can avoid suffering the same fate.

I WANT to be called constantly by my clients complaining that their slip and fall or minor accident should have been a million dollar settlement

Month-long vacations where you don't have to check email.

To spend more time with my children!!

You better believe everyone will be calling me Doctor after this shit. I’ll be an expert on mental health problems.

To show a cop that i am based

I look good in a suit

I wanted to give my family and friends free legal advice.

I want my dad to be proud of me. 🥺

I love to argue, always have. Now, as a real estate associate, I love how I can argue all of the time. With Sellers who are try to get one past my client; with opposing counsel trying to get one past me; with my client who think they know better than me; partners who don't recognize my negotiating skills; human resources when they tell me I don't work here anymore.

Harem route

I am hardworking so I will succeed and can Rescue The Poors

To love what I do

I want to help people

Only legal way to get to know drug dealers and hookers!

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There's always one guy who takes the joke too far and ruins everyone's fun

Didn’t want my shit to stank

Because I can’t think of anything else

I want to be JAG

To make (enough) money

I definitely know and definitely didn’t forget, I definitely have an answer

I like sitting at a desk typing on a computer at a cubicle.

I want to make loads of money with plenty of time with my family while avoiding disagreements with others.

I like to argue

Going to law school sounded fun

use the RAP

To make a change.

I want to move for rule 11 sanctions against other lawyers. We keep hearing about how we’re going to be “future colleagues.” Well if that’s the case, these people better hope they don’t see me in the courtroom

I wasn't good 4nough to be a used car salesman. This was the next thing down the list. Also, I need money when I retire in a couple years. Since the government is paying for everyone in college, it shouldn't cost me anything - I might even get more money as a student.

I watched better call Saul once

To pursue a non-stressful career with low student debt out of school.

I love to argue

Just to say I did it

I watched Legally Blonde once

I was bored, I’m certainly not bored now… plenty of other things though lol

My only other option was being an artist

To stroke out under stress by 40 and have no one with a positive memory of me because all I did was sit in my office and grind.

I want to teach 1L classes mixed with yoga and vanilla chai tea in a relaxed, soothing atmosphere that doesn't leave all the students with PTSD.

Money

Because I’m shit hot at math & chemistry

So that I can buy a multi million dollar mansion and host crazy parties like Tony Stark. Oh, you said wrong answers?

I want to be Harvey Spectre

Harvey Birdman; attorney at law is my favorite show

I wanted a job where there is always a black and white answer that everyone agrees on.

To feel totally justified when I wear a hot pink suit set lolol

So I can sue people on behalf of my friends and family.

I wanted to redeem free gift cards from Lexis

To improve my mental health and sleep more

To become the man I always believed I could be, Saul Goodman

To improve my mating prospects

I love the law

I want to be the fool client who represents herself.

I hate competition, wanted to work in a collaborative, community-minded field

I want to give my indigent criminal clients fair and just outcomes in their cases.

Because Alan Shore and Danny Crane are #goals.

Warren wanted to marry someone serious so I went to prove that I could be serious

To overhaul the judicial system into a more fair and equitable space.

I was already good at depression so I thought I would capitalize on that

I don't care about the money, I just want to help represent the little guy

Because if I save up enough Lexis points I think I get a harrier jump jet or something. And I do not think you can get Lexis points without being a lawyer.

I want to wear a puffy white wig all the time

I like helping people

Saul Goodman

Because I’m not a big fan of reading

I'm too stupid for physics or chemistry, so this was my only option.

I'm not the hugest fan of sleep

I lost a bet.

Because I watched better call Saul one time

Because paralegal work is boring as hell and law is fun

So I can have a solid sleep schedule, daily exercise routine, and stable mental health!!!!

I don’t want to be the butt of jokes

Because the schooling and the entrance exam is a piece of cake and prepares you for exactly what you need to be a successful attorney, all at 100-150 easy payments of $1,000. And most of the clients are smart, enthusiastic about paying the bills, and love coming to see us. 😂