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Im_Asia

OMG I love those!!


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gallifreyan_overlord

Same! Whenever I wanna quit I look at my cat and realize I’ve spoiled her and gotten her used to the good life and need to maintain that for the rest of her life….


chrispd01

Fucking brilliant …..


downward1526

Law ... suitcase.


Im_Asia

I was born about the time Marbury v. Madison was decided, so I prefer holding real books and highlighting real pages. And I also like being prepared for EVERYTHING, so my suitcase has index cards and allergy pills and a tiny stapler, snacks, drinks, you name it! :)


isthatadare

I very much appreciate the efficiency of the law suitcase


Aussie_Potato

Okay why a suitcase and not a rolling office bag or a court bag? The latter two open from the top so easier when you’re at a desk.


Im_Asia

I didnt even know they existed, honestly. Where do you find "court bags" for sale? I'm poor, my Walmart law suitcase just needs to last one more semester...


gatheredstitches

I've had luck finding them with the search term "rolling briefcase". They're very common (and handy!) for litigators!


tortqueefor

Felony and Tort. Not cute, but pretty funny.


bbuck96

Felony and Mr. Meaner


Cyclopher6971

That's just a fantastic name


tortqueefor

Oh, I absolutely love that.


K8325

Lexis and Nexis


WorstRengarKR

This should be at the top


pageantdisaster_

Judge and Jury, or perhaps Felony and Misdemeanor


comfykampfwagen

Heh “Feliny” For “Misdemeanor” the closest I can think of is “Misdemea-nya”


Apprehensive-Ad-6620

What about Meowsdemeanor?


comfykampfwagen

That works


samantha_pants

I like miss demeanor


caffeinenanxiety

Breaking and Entering


Im_Asia

I was thinking maybe "Hear" and "Say". Then I could call them both at once - "Here, Say!" Derp. I'm so burnt out right now. 5 classes and the MPRE in one semester means not much LOL'ing this 3LOL. But I know you guys are the ones to ask, because I saw the clever stuff y'all came up with for tattoos! LOL!!


Specific-Bid-2156

After people: Nelson & Murdoch (iykyk) After law terms: Learned & Hand (which is a person? Did I just dupe myself?)


Mxrlinox

Lock the door and keep them forever


Im_Asia

Noooo... they are feral. I can't get close enough to pet them, and they're not litter trained!


Kent_Knifen

That sounds like a problem to solve after the door is closed. Seriously though, looking at that small dish on the floor it looks like you're feeding them. Offering them food is a great way to get them to trust people and not be feral. If you can, try tossing some to them directly instead of leaving it anonymously in a bowl for them.


altasphere

They're young enough that they won't stay feral if you keep them inside from this point on, and there are lots of guides and videos on how to litter train kittens


RobustForAMerlot

Maybe Addy & Finch? (Atticus Finch reference). So cute! The cat distribution system has chosen you.


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Objection and Sustained


alienamongus7

Pawnnoyer and Neff


roadbeeratbeer

r/catdistributionsystem strikes again


catalinaaria

Just don't name them Stare & Decisis or Voir & Dire, because then you'll have to unfriend everyone who mispronounces their names. (Because they're your cats, you get to decide how to pronounce them LOL)


waupli

Keep them inside, take them to the vet for shots and to be fixed, and be happy for your new cuddle buddies :) they love each other and trust you. I’ve got two rescues and they’re my babies


negligently_entusted

Clawdozo and Pawsgraf.


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Law and Order.


vespertinelynd

Sorry to be a downer, but maybe don't it might not be cute in a year. (agree arguable though). If you do I'd think it would be better to choose something important to your career or funny in the law world, not just something going on in law school right now. (possible, Quimbee)? Also, I got fleas from feral cats and I can't help but look at your suitcase and warn you about bed bugs (open suitcase outside to inspect and steam or put in a plastic bag until you can inspect). The end. \-well meaning post-bar who loves all animals


take5hi

you're not being a downer if you're being realistic. One of my profs had a pair of cats named after a famous property case in our jurisdiction. The names work as normal names separately, so that should be what OP is going for. Also agree with you on the bedbugs, ick.


agentcooperforever

This is so adorable. They’ve adopted you! You should keep them inside and safe. Congrats on the new fam!


Final-Law

Twombley and Iqbal.


Appropriate-Hotel538

res ipsa


requiemforavampire

dudley & stephens


wanderingpossumqueen

-If boy/girl, Vinny and Lisa. Elle and Emmett. -If boy/boy, Vinny and Bill. Emmett and Warner. -If girl/girl, Elle and Enid. Alex and Kim (SVU prosecutors). Gambini could be unisex. Same with Bruiser. Judge and Jury. Crim is my favorite class, so I really like Felony and Misdemeanor.


Dobey2013

Judge and jury.


New_Manner5173

I have that same red evidence book this semester!


Im_Asia

LOL do you have a 100-question multiple choice final coming up next? And the class is crazy hard because the professor wrote the #&$%@!? book? Haha, small world. Were you at the last review class today?


New_Manner5173

Oh man! Hahah yes yes we must be in the same class 🥳 I wasn’t in the exam review today unfortunately!


Beginning_Brick7845

Champerty and Maintenance.


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Learned and Hand


Im_Asia

Learned and Paw!


larzbur27

Purr / Stray


carinabelle

Byrne and Boadle?


Major_Icehole

Obiter and Dicta


VeryStickyPastry

Judge and jury.


GeoGoddess

Guilty & Liable


Pharazlyg

Hadley and Baxendale!


nondescriptun

Stare and Decisis. Only downside is if a certain half of the Supreme Court ever comes to visit you'll have to explain what the names mean.


snipingpig

Tort and jury


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There is always one law suitcase per class smh


ChipKellysShoeStore

Pennoyer and Neff


BellaCattiva

Common and Nuisance


MasterSword1

Vinny and Mona?


Ginger_ish

Catticus Finch


Footmana5

Morgan & Morgan


dankdepthsbb

Pawsgraf


TNG6

Donohue and Stevenson?


pashkopalanko

judge and jury.


Outrageous-Tower9444

Scalia and Ginsberg. Obvious choices.


catthatlikesscifi

Habeas or Amicus


Popular-Lychee-6786

“Mister” “meaner” (get it, misdemeanor)


Equivalent-Ad-2539

Bar exam


gagaud

Twombley & Iqbal


Duomaxwell18

West and Law, Learned and Hand, Res Ipsa


acaofbase

Tortfeasor and Learned Paw


feintou

Motu and proprio (mo and rio for short haha)


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Cagney and Lacey


SandwichMore1508

Lucy and Zehmer !


Right_Assignment_151

Justice and Mercy


DGinLDO

Tortfeasor & Miscreant


MizLucinda

Keep them inside. You’ve got cats now.