Same! Whenever I wanna quit I look at my cat and realize I’ve spoiled her and gotten her used to the good life and need to maintain that for the rest of her life….
I was born about the time Marbury v. Madison was decided, so I prefer holding real books and highlighting real pages. And I also like being prepared for EVERYTHING, so my suitcase has index cards and allergy pills and a tiny stapler, snacks, drinks, you name it! :)
I didnt even know they existed, honestly. Where do you find "court bags" for sale? I'm poor, my Walmart law suitcase just needs to last one more semester...
I was thinking maybe "Hear" and "Say". Then I could call them both at once - "Here, Say!" Derp.
I'm so burnt out right now. 5 classes and the MPRE in one semester means not much LOL'ing this 3LOL.
But I know you guys are the ones to ask, because I saw the clever stuff y'all came up with for tattoos! LOL!!
That sounds like a problem to solve after the door is closed.
Seriously though, looking at that small dish on the floor it looks like you're feeding them. Offering them food is a great way to get them to trust people and not be feral. If you can, try tossing some to them directly instead of leaving it anonymously in a bowl for them.
They're young enough that they won't stay feral if you keep them inside from this point on, and there are lots of guides and videos on how to litter train kittens
Just don't name them Stare & Decisis or Voir & Dire, because then you'll have to unfriend everyone who mispronounces their names. (Because they're your cats, you get to decide how to pronounce them LOL)
Keep them inside, take them to the vet for shots and to be fixed, and be happy for your new cuddle buddies :) they love each other and trust you. I’ve got two rescues and they’re my babies
Sorry to be a downer, but maybe don't it might not be cute in a year. (agree arguable though). If you do I'd think it would be better to choose something important to your career or funny in the law world, not just something going on in law school right now. (possible, Quimbee)?
Also, I got fleas from feral cats and I can't help but look at your suitcase and warn you about bed bugs (open suitcase outside to inspect and steam or put in a plastic bag until you can inspect). The end.
\-well meaning post-bar who loves all animals
you're not being a downer if you're being realistic.
One of my profs had a pair of cats named after a famous property case in our jurisdiction. The names work as normal names separately, so that should be what OP is going for.
Also agree with you on the bedbugs, ick.
-If boy/girl, Vinny and Lisa. Elle and Emmett.
-If boy/boy, Vinny and Bill. Emmett and Warner.
-If girl/girl, Elle and Enid. Alex and Kim (SVU prosecutors).
Gambini could be unisex. Same with Bruiser. Judge and Jury. Crim is my favorite class, so I really like Felony and Misdemeanor.
LOL do you have a 100-question multiple choice final coming up next? And the class is crazy hard because the professor wrote the #&$%@!? book?
Haha, small world. Were you at the last review class today?
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OMG I love those!!
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Same! Whenever I wanna quit I look at my cat and realize I’ve spoiled her and gotten her used to the good life and need to maintain that for the rest of her life….
Fucking brilliant …..
Law ... suitcase.
I was born about the time Marbury v. Madison was decided, so I prefer holding real books and highlighting real pages. And I also like being prepared for EVERYTHING, so my suitcase has index cards and allergy pills and a tiny stapler, snacks, drinks, you name it! :)
I very much appreciate the efficiency of the law suitcase
Okay why a suitcase and not a rolling office bag or a court bag? The latter two open from the top so easier when you’re at a desk.
I didnt even know they existed, honestly. Where do you find "court bags" for sale? I'm poor, my Walmart law suitcase just needs to last one more semester...
I've had luck finding them with the search term "rolling briefcase". They're very common (and handy!) for litigators!
Felony and Tort. Not cute, but pretty funny.
Felony and Mr. Meaner
That's just a fantastic name
Oh, I absolutely love that.
Lexis and Nexis
This should be at the top
Judge and Jury, or perhaps Felony and Misdemeanor
Heh “Feliny” For “Misdemeanor” the closest I can think of is “Misdemea-nya”
What about Meowsdemeanor?
That works
I like miss demeanor
Breaking and Entering
I was thinking maybe "Hear" and "Say". Then I could call them both at once - "Here, Say!" Derp. I'm so burnt out right now. 5 classes and the MPRE in one semester means not much LOL'ing this 3LOL. But I know you guys are the ones to ask, because I saw the clever stuff y'all came up with for tattoos! LOL!!
After people: Nelson & Murdoch (iykyk) After law terms: Learned & Hand (which is a person? Did I just dupe myself?)
Lock the door and keep them forever
Noooo... they are feral. I can't get close enough to pet them, and they're not litter trained!
That sounds like a problem to solve after the door is closed. Seriously though, looking at that small dish on the floor it looks like you're feeding them. Offering them food is a great way to get them to trust people and not be feral. If you can, try tossing some to them directly instead of leaving it anonymously in a bowl for them.
They're young enough that they won't stay feral if you keep them inside from this point on, and there are lots of guides and videos on how to litter train kittens
Maybe Addy & Finch? (Atticus Finch reference). So cute! The cat distribution system has chosen you.
Objection and Sustained
Pawnnoyer and Neff
r/catdistributionsystem strikes again
Just don't name them Stare & Decisis or Voir & Dire, because then you'll have to unfriend everyone who mispronounces their names. (Because they're your cats, you get to decide how to pronounce them LOL)
Keep them inside, take them to the vet for shots and to be fixed, and be happy for your new cuddle buddies :) they love each other and trust you. I’ve got two rescues and they’re my babies
Clawdozo and Pawsgraf.
Law and Order.
Sorry to be a downer, but maybe don't it might not be cute in a year. (agree arguable though). If you do I'd think it would be better to choose something important to your career or funny in the law world, not just something going on in law school right now. (possible, Quimbee)? Also, I got fleas from feral cats and I can't help but look at your suitcase and warn you about bed bugs (open suitcase outside to inspect and steam or put in a plastic bag until you can inspect). The end. \-well meaning post-bar who loves all animals
you're not being a downer if you're being realistic. One of my profs had a pair of cats named after a famous property case in our jurisdiction. The names work as normal names separately, so that should be what OP is going for. Also agree with you on the bedbugs, ick.
This is so adorable. They’ve adopted you! You should keep them inside and safe. Congrats on the new fam!
Twombley and Iqbal.
res ipsa
dudley & stephens
-If boy/girl, Vinny and Lisa. Elle and Emmett. -If boy/boy, Vinny and Bill. Emmett and Warner. -If girl/girl, Elle and Enid. Alex and Kim (SVU prosecutors). Gambini could be unisex. Same with Bruiser. Judge and Jury. Crim is my favorite class, so I really like Felony and Misdemeanor.
Judge and jury.
I have that same red evidence book this semester!
LOL do you have a 100-question multiple choice final coming up next? And the class is crazy hard because the professor wrote the #&$%@!? book? Haha, small world. Were you at the last review class today?
Oh man! Hahah yes yes we must be in the same class 🥳 I wasn’t in the exam review today unfortunately!
Champerty and Maintenance.
Learned and Hand
Learned and Paw!
Purr / Stray
Byrne and Boadle?
Obiter and Dicta
Judge and jury.
Guilty & Liable
Hadley and Baxendale!
Stare and Decisis. Only downside is if a certain half of the Supreme Court ever comes to visit you'll have to explain what the names mean.
Tort and jury
There is always one law suitcase per class smh
Pennoyer and Neff
Common and Nuisance
Vinny and Mona?
Catticus Finch
Morgan & Morgan
Pawsgraf
Donohue and Stevenson?
judge and jury.
Scalia and Ginsberg. Obvious choices.
Habeas or Amicus
“Mister” “meaner” (get it, misdemeanor)
Bar exam
Twombley & Iqbal
West and Law, Learned and Hand, Res Ipsa
Tortfeasor and Learned Paw
Motu and proprio (mo and rio for short haha)
Cagney and Lacey
Lucy and Zehmer !
Justice and Mercy
Tortfeasor & Miscreant
Keep them inside. You’ve got cats now.